The first thing he noticed was the stars as he opened his eyes there was a weight pressed against him. He looked down and saw the girl Haku snuggeld up against him. He looked around and noticed that the campfire was actually a bunch of rocks heated by a jutsu of some kind.

He heard a voice just out of his sight "Don't get any ideas about where you put your hands boy" said zabuza.

Naruto looked for the source and saw Zabuza walking out of a patch of mist. " how long was I out" asked naruto "you were out for 5 hours" said Zabuza. "We will begin moving at first light" Naruto sat up and gently moved Haku off him.

"We have a problem" said zabuza "You got a Tracking seal on you"

"Where is it" Naruto grimaced knowing what this might entail.

"Your right arm at the bicep" said Zabuza "id have done it while you were asleep but I though you should know first" sighing naruto nodded "wait a minute" naruto said.

Naruto stood up biting his finger and drew some symbols on his shoulder in blood then rand a trail down to his navel to where the Dead deamon seal was.

"You know seals?" Zabuza asked

" No not really this is just a bypass that will let Kybbis chakra flow unrestricted by all the restriction seals the asswholes put on me it will only last a few seconds. Its rather basic I can read a seal easily now again and eventually break them down like I use to but its coming back to slow and we don't have time to wait" Said naruto.

Going into the woods naruto cam back with a small piece of branch and bit down on it and nodded to Zabuza while putting his arm out …

Zabuza nodded back

Shhhhhhick…. A spray of blood filled the air.

"Nnnnnnnnnnn fuuuuuug thhhhht fggggggn uuuuuurts" Said naruto biting down on the wood in his mouth

Haku woke up with a start and watching in both shock and awe as the arm flew into the air.

But that's not what shocked her no it was the chakra that trailed from the seal on his stomach up the line of blood to his shoulder as a new arm rebuilt itself bone growing back instantly muscles and skin snaking down the bone as is growing flowing like water down his arm. Haku always a healer in nature looked at him like he was a kami. Thinking to herself if that was his bloodline than any children he had would never worry for a non fatal or near fatal injuries. Haku who one day wanted a family but always feared her children to be hunted realized that if she did it would need to be a strong shinobi that could protect them….she realized she liked Naruto since they were so similar but now it was becoming more she also realized that he what hurting emotionally his group of precious people were they all a lie? His sensei did abandon him she knew he was hurting from that.

Naruto spit out the wood " Dam that fucking hurts like a bitch" flexing his new had and arm. "At least it regenerated at the unrestricted speed would have sucked if I had to wait a week for it to fully heal"

Turning to zabuza naruto asked so since we aren't related " Thank god for that by the way" what am I to you and why go to all the trouble to get me.

" The Uzumaki's of whirlpool set up 13 houses or clans within whirlpool giving each a area of specialization as well as each house getting one of the 13 guardian blades of whirlpool. Im the son of Zaraki Kenpachi and Nemu Kurotsuch .Just before it fell they declared an alliance with the second mizukage and crafted them the 7 swords of mist as a gift. It was shortly after that a delegation from Konah arrived and all hell broke loose my mother was pregnant at the time she told me that there biggest mistake was letting there guard down to the Third. They were allies and they never expected them to do this after we saved there asses in the second ninja war.

My mother told me that the Third killed Mito Uzumaki in cold blood in the Uzumaki great hall and ran as the 9 tails was released in a rage. He had two of his students seal up the area in a barrier in hopes to wipe out all witnesses. My mothers father was a crazy basterd but was in charge of there science division when she got hit by one of the tails he went to her side called her useless smacked her put one of his devices on her shoulder and made her fade away… as she was teleported out of the barrier she said he herd him say for the first time in a whisper that he loved her and to live.

When she was outside the barrier she saw the battle and that the nine tails was resealed and there were only two survivors but before she could get to them the leaf moved in and took them. She said there was a blinding flash during the sealing and everything was gone there was a huge crater no bodies or buildings just two kids at the bottom of a huge pit. Like the entire core of the city was sacrificed to reseal it. The guardian blades were lost as the 13 captains were inside the barrier as was most of the clan compounds and seal libraries. This scroll my mother gave me said that the Uzumaki purification temple might till stand and we might salvage some things from there but the directions were on a scroll I couldn't open as we would need Uzumaki by blood to open the hall and not get killed by its wards.

While its true I did try to kill the 4th Mizukage in my defense he was a asswhole and was killing innocent people. Im not much better but fuck it all I don't kill babies and when he sent me to kill kids in a orphanage that were starving he had to die.

Im not gonna lie and say im sorry for dragging you into this mess but at this point you got nowhere to go and nothing so why not go back with me help me gather the resources to free Kiri and ill help your with your problems to you help me with mine?

Naruto looked up at the first light on the horizon … "What the fuck im in maybe I can find something there useful and get these seals off me"

Zabuza grinned under his face wraps " Oh one more thing even though I act like a ass about Haku in public she like a daughter to me so if you try anything with her….. Zabuza swings his Zanbatto between narutos legs imbedding in the tree behind him narrowly missing his manhood.

Pulling the blade back and out of the tree as Naruto Cluches his manhood making sure they are all there…

" I trust I made my point" Said Zabuza

Naruto just Nodded franticly….wondering to himself why he attracted all the psychos….

They paced up Camp and made there way to Whirlpool Naruto grinned as he saw his arm on the ground and got a idea. After they finished packing Zabuza looked at naruto and said " you know your not write in the head"…

"That coming from you ill take as a compliment" said Naruto''

Zabuza shrugged as the three took off tree hopping heading to Whirlpool and what waits for them there.

Two days later in the clearing of Zabuzas old camp Kakashi and the root solders arrived. We have a trail going west .

One of the nee agents hmm the demon will be missing a arm it appears moving to pick up the arm..

"Don't Touch that" Kakashi yelled but it was to late…

Picking up the arm a seal tag triggered exploding releasing hundreds of Ice needles the force of the explosion slamming them through trees ..

Kakkashi before they got to him managed to Kwarmi and escape the blast and the deadly shrapnel ….then as if out of nowhere the remains of a hand flew down and landed in front of him its middle finger fully extended.

Kakashi looked around and saw only that two of the root solders lived out of the ten that originaly came… he sighed he knew he would get his ass chewed out for this to….. thinking to himself if not for my own seal I think id go nuke nin to… he took off after the scent trail going east the two root ninja following.

Jiryah was in the middle of a swamp. He fucking hated the swamp all the bugs bugging the shit out of him but this was where he was supposed to meet the snake bastard and he was late. He was so going to bust his balls when he got there for making him wait. He grinned to himself ahh yes he really fucked over the supposed genious of the team. Finally put the bastard in his place ahh it felt good making him kiss his ass he laughed at the compulsion seals he stuck him with …. He reversed a anti rape seal into a compulsion seal and tagged it off a personality seal that made his appreciation and caring for younger talented kids turn into something twisted yeah the seal design was a crude cobbled together piece of shit but who cared it worked and there were barely any real seal masters left so what if all his seal work was cut and past of others peoples work no one could prove it and everyone thought he was a seal master only sensei and his two teammates knew he was a seal thief and a fraud. The only original things he wrote were his perverted novels and those he got from using memory seals to make people act out his perverse fantasies and write them down.

Ahh here comes the snake now " About time you got here Orochi what happened get your dick stuck in a 8 year olds ass again."

"ku ku ku ku sorry im late but I was busy changing" the snake sannin glared at Jirhiya. Jiriah not noticing something off.

"Oh quit glaring you know you cant do shit to me with the seals on you here" Said Jiryah throwing a folder with the updated cursed seal information inside it. That's the updated seal sensei made with minato's notes there should be less rejection now. Test it on as many as you can sense wants at least a hundred cursed seal ninja under his command in three months oh and in that time we will also be taking you in for your "crimes" hahahah"

Suddenly Jiryah is hit hard and knocked back into a tree " what how the seal should prevent it"

"Ku ku ku" Yes the seal on my body my "old" body pealing off part of his face showing his new face under it. You set up the seal that I coulnt directly alter it or speak of it to anyone or have them change it.

But you let me freely sear for a immortality Jutsu for Sensei you and Tsunade. Imagine my surprise when you only made the compulsion seals soul bound. I will find a way to be rid of them eventually but in the mean time im finaly free of your control!"

Takin out his sword from his throat Orochimaru charges Jiriah and slices him across his chest.

Jiriah falls and choughs up blood

"Don't worry Jiriyah I didn't have my blade poison you this time I need you to deliver a message to sensei for me. Tell him the monster he made is coming for him."

As Orochimaru sinks into the ground.