Konah …

Sasuke Uchia was pissed not his ordinary pissed at the world I hate everyone brooding pissed no this was much much worse. He was stuck in the hospital for two weeks and could do nothing but stair at the ceiling. The first week was ok but the second week was pure hell. They allowed him visitors and who would be coming but the banshee twins. He was glad that they left he was beginning to look for something sharp to stab with..

Yes normally he could just ignore them but his balls where still hurting from when they swelled up like oranges and one of the doctors mixed up his results and they almost removed one of his guys. He gently gripped his sack it was still stretched out. If not for the nurse catching the date screw up on the tests that they couldn't be his he would be down to one nut. He shuddered thinking about the poison as one of a uchias biggest fears is going blind. And he was looking forward to one day restarting his clan to as he gently massaged his though back to the battle….

When he went down from the poison he was going in and out of consciousness and he saw what Kakashi did to naruto. No Sauuke was a lot of things a prick a asshole a elitists but he wasn't a fucking hypocrite. He thought back to the bell test and all that talk about those who don't follow rules are trash and those that abandon comrades are lower than trash. He gripped his hands into fists. No he wasn't upset that his safety was traded for narutos no that's what he kept telling himself. No he didn't miss the dobe , No he really didn't … yeah he was better off without the cheery idiot he was only holding him back. So what if he was able to come up with a plan that freed Kakashi in there first battle with Zabuza. So what if what he remembers seeing Naruto while he was in a drug induced haze in a red aura with a tail ripping through 50 men like wet tissue. Yeah that had to be some kinda lds trip right, RIGHT!

This makes no sense at all He hears people cheering about the demon being gone and that its life was traded for his and people are kissing his ass even more for getting his ass in this situation. One problem about being a so called genius is when you cant figure something out it fucking gnaws at you and then you cant stop thinking about it. That seems to be the trend with all genius's it goes from being able to figger something out and be praised for it or have some wacked out goal and become fucking obsessed by it. "No I refuse to obsess about the dead last" "Shit not good"

He cant stop questions keep popping in his head " what do you really know about him?" "Why does everyone treat him like shit?" "If that was real in the battle then what the hell was it?" " Why did Zabuza want a Uzumaki?. " What do I know about the Uzumaki?" and "Why the fuck did Kakashi let me walk around with a fucking target on my back letting a enemy use him as leverage like that."

This was killing him
"OH FUCK IT ALL" Yes Sasuke Uchia just found his first obsession besides wanting to kill his brother… "DAMMIT ALL"

No! No! No! 'Ahhhh haaaaa ' No I am not obsessed with the blond idiot no I just want a rematch with that Ice ninja yes, yes that's it and my pride as a Uchia demands I defeat him and if the dobe happens to be there ill just coincidently rescue him yes that's it ! …..Am I buying this ….voice in head "NO"

Naruto ,Zabuza and Haku were making good time. They were nearing the runes of whirlpool and were glad that they managed to "aggressively "charter a boat. Which ment Zabuza asked the captain with his zanbatto at his neck. So much for keeping a low profile naruto thought.

As they neared the coast he looked out and saw the remains of white stone buildings in the distance built into what looked like a cliff. "Hey brat we are water walking the rest of the way" said Zabuza

Naruto frowned "You don't know how do you?" Zabuza said reading his body language.

Naruto shook his head no. "That's just fucking great what the fuck is wrong with Konah wait was it just you they didn't teach or everybody?" asked Zabuza as he walked over to Naruto

Naruto "Most were clan kids so they might have learned it already but Kakashi was training me and my team on tree walking before our second battle."

"They let you guys out of the village not knowing the basics of tree walking and water walking that's so fucked up its like they want some of you killed off" Said Zabuza.

" I cant belive im going this as he picks up Naruto and tosses him over his shoulder" ohh god kid you stink first chance we get your getting new gear that orange shits gotta go and not for nothing it's a frigging bio hazard"

"Well excuse me my pack with all my gear was left behind after some ass decided to barter me away from my team without getting my gear first " said Naruto "Touche' kid hey Haku lets go" they jumped off the side of the boat having left payment and a threat of death to any that gave away there position.

Making to the shore Zabuza pulled out the scroll and checked there heading…. Then turned the map left then right then all the way around….. "ok this way they began heading slowly to the center of the island" following a stream that appeared to originate from the center of the Island.

Never noticing that off in the distance a set of eyes were watching them from the cliff that Naruto saw earlier…. Grabbing some supplies the person set out to "greet the guests" a grave yard in the clearing below the cliff as she made her way down and walked out into the woods and ruins a number of Hitias draped over various weapons used as grave makers all from different villages and all seem to be fairly recent.

It would was late and Zabuza didn't want to chance there being any traps left that they could run into in the dark so they opted to make camp for the night.

After they set camp near the stream Zabuza motioned for Naruto to follow him. Zabuza stood on the water " I know you have shit control on your chakra so we are going to do a few exercises to boost it up until that seals off its gonna be hell so just bear with it now instead of just normal water walking I will have you start first by getting a feel for the water most teacher just toss there students out on the water and watch them dunk themselves over and over and get off on it which is utter bullshit you don't torcher them until bloods involved ahhhh by the way im gonna be teaching you Kenjutsu to once we get you a blade im so glad you regenerate. It opens op so many more tourch….. I mean training options" Zabuza said grinning under his bandages . Naruto turned white "now watch what I do " said Zabuza

Naruto watched as Zabuza closed his eyes and his chakra moved into his feat and into the water. "Zabuza said most just teach how to stand on the water but if you learn to feel the water its ebb and flow you can do so much more with it. It can become an extension of your being and give you greater awareness of your surroundings and with that the water began to move up Zabuzas legs and waste. When you truly master the water you can even pull the oxygen from the water as the water flowed into Zabuzas hand and turned to vapor the vapor moved out and Zabuza pulled down his mask and bit down with his teeth clicking them a spark then formed and the vapor Ignited. Into a stream of fire Naruto went wide eyed. " Water when one truly is one with it can separate it into its base elements of Hydrogen and Oxygen and Ignited them my master was able to make a entire lake a bomb im not there yet but im getting there I have someone special to show this one to once I master it"

"Water can also extend an attack "the water around Zabuza's body flowed over his zanbatto and he slashed it over narutos head as he did a thin hair like stream of water impacted with a 4 foot thick tree behind him and it sliced right through it the tree toppled over in half…

"What the hell" Naruto said " You didn't show any of this in the fights we had "

"correct" Said Zabuza "Why the hell not?" "you would have decimated us" said naruto

"And that's why I didn't" said zabuza "Hu I don't get it" said Naruto

" I enjoy battle If I went all out and it was over to quick whats the point wheres the fun in that?" You only have one life live it enjoy it embrace it" "Also I need to maintain my rankings appearance"

"If your strong people will come they will want to test there might against yours as you win more and more will come as your reputation grows. If I keep the fights closer and use smaller techniques then those who are closer to my actual level will not come till much later the reason why is in the camp behind you" "If everyone thinks you're a B or A rank ninja and your really a S rank and no one knows you have a slight edge in a bad situation and only smaller hunter teams will come at you." If they knew I was S ranked they would come full force and Haku would be in danger"

"You however don't have that option or luxury you're a Jinchurikki you will be treated as a S rank and they will come after you with everything they have to either take you back to use you now that you know whats going on they might try to mind wipe you and make you a mindless drone"

"I took a big risk on you I saw what you did when you thought Haku was hurt bad when it was her clone I see that you care for her but I don't want her to be hurt any more than she was by her past and dammit I can tell she likes you to so in order to keep you alive im going to train you and get you at a passable level that way she wont loose you"

"Now lie down in the water ill show you now KIRI trains in chakra control and explain the principles behind those techniques. And a few others.

Naruto lays down in the water….

"Close your eyes and relax feel the water around you hear it and let your chakra flow into it don't push your chakra or force it out feel the flow of the water and let yours flow with it." Feel the rise of the waves on the surface feel the pull of the stream below it feel the movement of the creatures in it…

Naruto was doing as Zabuza said and was about to get annoyed thinking this was bullshit when he felt something it was strange at first he felt at peace he pushed his other thoughts out of his head and focused on that peaceful feeling it was like something was calling him caressing him and he felt the water around him it was like he was seeing thought it feeling around him he slowly saw the fish come into focus under him ….this was amazing it was like the water was his eyes he could feel his chakra and the water around him becoming one it was a feeling he didn't want to have stop.

Zabuza was for the first time in his life truly speechless this kid just did the first level of Kiri's Jonnin level chakra exercise … He was even starting to intuitively do the second part without being told what it was. This kid was amazing and they were keeping him sealed what fucking asswholes thought Zabuza.

Naruto was now for lack of a better word playing he would will the water to move him in a circle or raise him up in a small pillar and put him down he would have the water lower him below the surface but the water didn't flow on top of him it was held back.

Naruto then opened his eyes and held out his hand and the water moved around it its shape going into a circle something about the ball of water in his had felt natural and the water began to spin ….and flatten out. Grinning to himself naruto stood up on the water not realizing he was water walking so focused on the swirling mass of water he threw at a tree shouting "Water Shirukin" It hit and splashed off. Seemingly doing no damage to the tree. "Dammit I thought I had that" Said naruto

Zabuza wasn't sure to pinch himself or drop to his knees and praise Kami of wait he forgot he doesn't bellive in Kami. If this kid was like this with all those fucked up seals on him. What the fucks he gonna be like with them off..

Zabuza Looking at the tree naruto hit he grinned of all the fucking luck this kid had. "Naruto try a different tree" Naruto looked at him like he had two heads and thought fuck it he focused again and the water flowed into his hand and began to whirl around in a spiral again flattening out. He threw it at another tree and then shhhhhhlit it sailed through that one and the 2 behind it before loosing cohesion and splashed into the last one.. turning to Zabuza pointing at the two trees in a happy shock "how why the first tree didn't do crap?" "Because the first tree you hit is the kind they use to make chakra paper how the hell you manage to pick that one is beyond me but" pulling off a small brand and slicing off a thin sheet of wood with a kuni " im not looking a gift horse in the mouth" . Come here focus some chakra into that.

Now Zabuza was really excited about what the results could be he was thinking he had a natural water user here with what the kid just did.. Nothing would prepare him for what happened next..

Naruto focused his chakra into the paper and It sliced in half …. Wind hmmm didn't expect that half the paper got wet hmmmm water yeah expected that thought Zabuza then the other half crumbled to dirt earth hmm didn't see that coming the water from the other half of the paper dripped onto the dirt and a small sprout appeared on the ground " No… No fucking way" Another drip and the sprout grew bigger it was a small sapling now …. 3 dripps hit it from the paper and it shot up to 6 feet in height and they had to jump back Zabuza looked at the paper as the water dried out it went up in a roar of flame shaped like a fox head….

Zabuza stood there and grinned then giggled …

Naruto seen some scary shit in his short life Villagers beating his ass a psycho medic using him for experiments…. Some really scarry shit but the sight of a giggling Zabuza really realy really scared the shit out of him.

Naruto Frozen in fear pleaded with the fox for what he should do…

The fox looking at the situation just smirked realizing what might be going on in Zabuzas head…

Zabuzas happy place…. Yagura wrapped up in a tree not able to use his Biju him usuing his zanbatto Yagguras head flying out the window as stream of blood decorating the Mizukage office (yeah that's never to be cleaned up sets some nice ambiance for the room)…. People in the streets cheering Zabuza Zabuza …. Kids with bloodlines playing kickball with Yaguras head….

Haku coming in to visit him in the Tower… with his grand kids all 5 of them…. With blond hair and black hair one with streaks of both all with pointed teeth just like there grandpa and a I don't take shit from no one attitude….Just like grandpa… ahhh yesssssss.

Coming back to reality Zabuza did the unthinkable he hugged Naruto and said welcome to the family son in law…

Naruto then promptly passed out.

Was gonna end it here but dammit the muse is bitching at me to keep going….. And shes got a frying pan dam troublesome muse…..

Naruto woke up he was in a tent and again there was someone pressed up against him … panicking at his last thought … " Please don't let it be Zabuza snugging up against me" He looked down and saw it was Haku oh thank Kami…. He thought then he realized something his pants where gone and he felt her skin against his ….. her legs are sooo smooth as the rubbed against him her leg rubbing up against little naruto . Now normaly with his boxers on this would be ok but Little naruto decided he wanted to be aired out and was poking out of his boxers and every slight shift of her leg was making little naruto not so little…. And she had a death grip on his arms and was snuggling in to him smiling in her sleep…and she smelled so nice.

Haku "Hmmmm ohhhh Naruto-kun"

Now little naruto was standing at half mast every time he tried to adjust his hips to make it slide back into his boxers her leg would brush up more and make him get harder. God he didn't want to loose his guys or the now Jumbo naruto oh shit if he looks in hes gonna notice as there was definitely a prominent tent poking up in there sleeping bag and with her rubbing all over him he was worried he might fire off a round if this keeps up….. shit fuck shit then it goes from bad to worse …. One of her arms is trailing down his chest…. Narutos sweating bullets please rammen god kami whoevers listening please save me.

Haku purred in her sleep " Yes naruto sama im a very bad girl" and her hand went lower now gripped his shaft …..and gave a tug.

Naruto bit his lip as tears were starting to form in his eyes he was in both heaven and hell oh yes her soft silky hand being wrapped around him was like a gift from the gods…. But what would happen later terrified him …. Tug oh god no.. tug please make it stop tug tug ohhhh so good tug hmmmmmmmm

Tug …..

Release….joy rapture love …..chibby narutos dancing Ha in your face I got some before any of the other guys hahaha beat that Sas Gay.

Haku woke up and felt where her hand was she blushed a bit and felt the wetness and remembered her dream…. Oh no hes gonna think im a slut thought haku. "Na naruto-kun im sorry can we pretend this didn't happen for both are sakes she said in a whisper " Naruto nodded . Haku then turned to her bag and reached over and pulled out 2 towels and handed one to him. They both cleaned themselves of his release both embarrassed at what happened.

After they were cleaned up they tried to go back to sleep but where to wound up and turned back to back… "Na naruto-kun" said Haku "Haku what is it he looked over and saw tears on her face" "Im im sorry that happened I …. I don't what you thinking im that kind of person I.. I truly care about you and in this short time we have been together …I …. I don't regret what we did just now and I have feelings for you. Naruto turned around and put his arm around her stroking away the tears with his hand and turning her face towards him looking in her eyes. They touched foreheads and kissed a gentle one. "Lets just take it slow and see where we go" Haku smiled and snuggled into him her feeling of shame and awkwardness with him gone. They both drifted off to sleep.

Zabuza wasn't a true sensor type ninja but he was trained how to sense a presence you can mask chakra and suppress it if your good enough even make it so you are like a void with no chakra if your good enough but the masters of silent killing were trained to sense everything and his was saying they were being watched there was someone here and they were dam good at hiding. The animals in the forest were tense like they knew a predator was about . Going to the tent he looked in to see them still sleeping he cleared his throat. As they woke up he said "well this is new can I expect grandkids in 9 months" As he said this he gave Haku hand signals "Intruder" "Being" Watched" "Be alert"

Naruto Blushed crimsion and began to stammer "No no way we …."

"Save it Uzumaki Ill take it out on your ass in training. We are goin to be heading in to the ruins in a hour get packed now." Zabuza bellowed

Zabuza walked outside the tent whoever was watching was good but they just fucked up there chakra faired when he said Uzumaki….. why is there another survivor here…. Hmmm well might as well go say hello….

Kirigure Hidden mist Jutsu the water from the Stream flooded the area in a thick pea soup mist you couldn't see your hand in front of your face.

"I know your out there you might as well come out" Said Zabuza

"More ninja coming to poach the last of whirlpools artifacts leave here theres nothing left anyway all that awaits you here is a open grave" said a female voice

"Sorry but im here paying respects to my family not going till I make it to the ruins" Said zabuza

"A mist nin having a whirlpool descendent are you a fool everyone knows that Kiri wiped them out I will kill you for your lies" said the voice

"Ahhhhh you're a Konah nin aren't you" Said Zabuza

"What how did you …. Enough talk" the voice said and then there was a loud Crash and a tree flew threw the mist and out the other side.

"Dam who the hell is this Tsunade? shes launching trees and bounders like Kuni and sebon thought zabuza.

Stop hiding coward said the voice.

Meanwhile Naruto and Haku were in the mist moving away from the battle …

Being a sensor type the woman targeted the one with the Highest chakra in the mist and thought Naruto to be Zabuza as the missle shot throught the fog Narutos new training kicked in he sensed the displacement of the fog and pushed Haku out of the way and Screemed out for "Naruto!"

Shunk the spear picked him up off the ground and propelled him into the tree where it impalled him. Coffing up blood trying to pull it out as the spears guard kept him from sliding off it and it hit him from behind so he couldn't get his hands on it to pull it out. The person then appeared in front of him with a Kunnai at his throat about to slash it.

Blue eyes met brown and blue marked cheeks….. in a wisper the voice said … "minato you look just like him…. "dropping the kunai and pulling out the spear"

"Stand down I surrender " as she began treating narutos wound crying and rubbing his cheek as he lost consciousness the last thing he heard was "please you have to live I need your help save your mother….."

Please review make comments suggestions …..

Or just glare at screen like a Hugya and feel special….

Ok Harem or Just Haku … and if harem who should naruto do?

Anyway next chapt will be intresting….. I shit you not.