Sasuke was double checking all the mission paperwork for the escort mission he requested. He dobble checked everything and it all looked good. He knew they would try to deny his request but with his clan crest he knew they legally couldn't. Upon becoming a gennin he became a legal adult and therefore legally the Uchia clan head while certain stipulations prevented him from joining the council until he gained the jonnin rank when it comes to clan matters and mission requests he was in the clear it was like that for all the major clans thy were allowed mission requests and as part of the village as long as they were not in war time the mission office was forced to accept them.
He requested a team consisting of a genjutsu expert a Huyga an Aburne and an innsuka as well as a nara. He had to dig for a reason to be let go so he dug through his old clan scrolls and found information on two of his clans summon scrolls that were located in two different shrines and that he would need to complete a series of tests to be allowed to sign the contracts and he hoped that if what was true about summon scrolls were true that one of the two would have his months signature on it and he could convince he summons to reveal her location. He really wanted to know what really happened that night he realized that his memories must have been royally fucked over from that night as he clearly remembers seeing his mother killed by his brother and he didn't want anyone in his head that would report back to the Hokage to know he was trying to unblock those memories he suddered he thought of asking Ino to poke around his head …. For 1 second …. Then he got scared thinking the dobes dobeness was spreading….Thinking of Naruto he wasn't sure how he was going to convince the team to detour through Whirlpool I mean shit the two shrines where no where near there. One was in Demon Country in a old hidden Uchia outpost built around the shrine protected by massive layers of genjutsu the crow contract…..his brother had the sub contract if he could get the main one and destroy it or make them remove him then he would be that much weaker when they met….. Then there was the contract for the Great cats… his mothers contract…. He remembers her having the cats watch him as a kid playing with him…. Shit focus…. Whirlpool …..Naruto…. He didn't know If that's where he was but he knew there was something to the information ban on it after the third took over.
It was strange he found out they they were allies that Whirlpool was asked to be part of the founding clans along with his but they declined to move opting to Invest in the village but remain separate. When he went over it with Shika he told him that right at the end of the second great war when the war bonds that were about to come due to be paid back to Whirlpool for there assistance in the war they fell. What a "coincidence" that was all that was said was that the Hidden Mist did it. Then all detail on the Whirlpool ninja everything was sanitized over night. Oh this stunk of some serious bullshit a oh Kiri did it no talk of the battles no detail on the strategies used Nothing…every frigging war major to minor was always ALWAYS analyzed for counters and possible uses of there strategies.
He let his house with the mission paperwork…
Naruto was happier than hed ever been before why? he had spent a week so far with his mother and she was teaching him his fathers technique the rasengen along with some of her own water jutsu. They had found a Uzumaki weapons/equipment and storage ketch and he found cloths… they promptly had a funeral for the remains of his orange jumpsuite he cried . He currently his shadow clones going over his dads seal books that Rin had given him. They even found some of the Uzumaki practice Katanas and nodilach he couldn't believe these were practice weapons they were batter than some of the high end weapons he drooled over back in Konah. His new outfit was awesome remembering how he found it though not fun.
Flashback
Haku and Naruto were taking a walk relaxing for a bit on the outskirts of the ruins when they saw a bunny. Haku immediately went wide eyes "Ohhhhhhh a husband for Ms. FuzzyWuffykins Naruto help me catch it." Naruto thought how hard can it be …
"Sure Hake no Problem " He chased off after the Rabbit into the shrubbery diving right in…now being new to Whirlpool and its indigenous plat life you can really look down on him to badly the thicket he happened to enter is called a Flair Quill Tree ( picture a dwarf weeping willow with a very thick base and the over hanging branches have beautiful flowers on the top side and on the underside of the branches there are thorns.) normally its very benign but if you get to close to the main trunk well it starts to extend these very very sharp quills from all over and then they fire out ….
And our little bunny was waiting at the base of one of these trees.
The darts fired off one tree and the bunny bolted …. Haku in persuit with Naruto brining up the rear as the "Evil bastard plants from hell" as naruto would call them from this day on began firing the quills as Haku shouted "Save the Bunny" Now as it would happen bunny in front haku close behind and Naruto bringing up the rear and why are we emphasizing rear so much you see the time delay that appears to be on our now what appears to be said gauntlent of "Demon plants from hell" Appears to be delayed just enough for said bunny to stay ahead of them and Haku conveniently had a blocker behind her that she did not notice as she was in full on bunny love mode and Naruto was getting a back and ass full of nice sharp pointy quills and if he stopped chasing her she would be getting the quills instead after about 200 yard dash the thicket ended with a wall of the great cliff upon which said bunny slipped into a crack in the wall and vanished at this point Haku turned around with a pout and Naruto found very cute even though he was in a hell of a lot of pain. He flopped forward on his stomach and Haku saw his back and shouted "Oh Kammi what happened"
Naruto groveling on the ground at the moment looked up and said " Can we talk about it later like after the 500 or so quills are out….. please" "oh oh right ill take care of you Naruto-kun" said Haku
As she proceeded to remove the quills from his legs and butt which he swears she was groping and squeezing a little more than necessary….saying she had to check for any poision.
'Thankyou mr bunny thank you thank you thank you….. mmmmmmmm sooooooo firmmmmmm "
When Haku got them out of his legs and but she had him sit on a stone near the wall and pulled out the quills on his back. At this time some of the blood from his back his but and his legs from sitting on the stone collected through the moss on the stone triggering a hidden seal that made the stone to drop in the ground depositing Naruto on his already damaged ass hard but also opened the wall behind them revealing a hidden chamber. Haku and him went exploring and found. A small storage area in a ten by twelve foot room with storage seals on the walls all over Clothing weapons Rations medical supplies some scrolls and locations of other storage areas on a map. It was a gold mine between these supplies and the money they acquired from Gato Zabuza's Dream was virtually assured.
And the Rabbit from hell was sitting right in the corner of the room …. "Dammit Haku saw it and Glomped it" "Must not kill Demon rabbit thought Naruto…..
"Aweeeeee little Mr. Fluffybunnkins was playing hard to get yes you were yes you were" Haku said.
It was at this point Zabuza and Kushnia arrived at there location.
"Oi Brat what the hell did you get into now dammit" said Zabuza
"Zabuza –Sama come look we found a storage catch and I GOT A NEW BUNNY!" said Haku
"bunny fetish" asked Kushnia
Zabuza just grunted and said " You have no idea"
Zabuza came in and Naruto read off all the seals as soon as he said cloths Zabuza and Kushnia looked at eachother nodded and Zabuza walked out with Haku.
The sound of screaming "MOM What the hell " Im not wearing that" then the sounds of a beating and a meak voice of fine and then a cry of " Turn around at least" could be heard.
"Then a scream of what do you mean you aren't wearing underware" in Kushnias voice could be heard followed by more sounds of beating and crys of pain.
30 minutes later Naruto Came out Wearing a White outfit with white combat wraps around his chest and one arm. " (Think Grinjaws outfit with the wraps Icchigo had when he rescued Rukia.) But the leather straps are red instead of black.
A grumbling Naruto could be heard saying theres nothing wrong with orange under his breath…. Which got him a slap to the back of his head. From Kushnia
Haku took in the new look and was Drooling…
Haku's thoughts … Fantasy they just won the war in Kiri Zabuza was the Mizukage and her and Naruto were made Jonnin … They had a nice little nest egg to set up a home from the leftover money from Gato that zabuza gave Her and Naruto as a wedding present…. With orders to start the Kiri branch of the Uzumaki can ASAP. Oh yes how she wanted to start …. Thinking of how she had to do it as much as possible ….. orders are orders …. In many many positions … with his clones…..Darkness…
Haku then passed out with blood dripping out her nose with a smile on her face….
"I think Hakus getting sick" Said naruto..
Later that night Haku snuck into Narutos room and slid under his covers … with a grin…
The next morning He heard his mom and Zabuza talking…..
As he and Haku Woke up snuggling…
"I have no problem if they wind up together but with both are situations and there's if they get to close and either looses the other it could be a disaster lets just make sure they take it slow "Kushnia
"Works for me we need to train him up more they left him in shit shape from what I can tell they wanted him with a on and off switch to go beserk with the fox and have no real skills besides it … if they spent any time actually training him….. and not sealing his potential he would be beyond cage level in a few years…. He still has some seals on him we need to get off. Said Zabuza
I remember I talked to rin about it shes looking into it and naruto has his clones looking into it to as they go over minatos books…
Tug tug…. Oh god not again
Flashback end
Naruto….Naruto EARTH to NARUTO! Said Kushnia
Hu what oh yea sorry my mind was wandering sorry. Said Naruto scratching the back of his head
"Yeah and I bet I know about what" Said Kushnia narrowing her eyes at him
"Boss hey Boss" one of his clones ran over
"yeah what" said naruto 'yes saved by the clone he thought'
"These seal books are all missing chapter 13" said the clone
"Oh that yeah Minato hated the number 13 for some reason whenever it was brought up he got headaches so any books he wrote on seals he just skipped that chapter. " said Kushnia
"That's dam odd" said Naruto
"Yeah now what had you distracted between you and your clones your already at the third step to complete the Rasengan. 'Dam thought naruto'
"Oh almost forgot said the clone glad you mentioned the rasengan why is there a hidden seal design on the back of all the books that can disable the rasengan" said the clone.
"WHAT" said naruto and Kushnia
"Yeah if you overlay the design patterns on each of the books Rin has from the back covers it makes a seal. If you try to use a rasengen on someone with that activated seal on them well it would be a mess for sure it inverts the rasengen field nasty nasty shit instead of the target getting the blast effect well it would casuse a blast back… Also theres a seal there that if you put on someones are wouldn't let them mold chakra in the rasengen pattern at all. Not sure why he would have those hidden…"
"oh Minato you sneaky sneaky bastard he must have suspected Jiryha on some level he said he designed the covers after he woke up from a bad dream and just drew them on auto pilot he did that a lot when he worked on seals hed just zone out." Said Kushnia
"Oh you mean like those guys" the clone pointed to the 50 clones working on seals some were flipping pages and then would start writing noted on two or three other pages and some were Writing a stack of seals another was taking a glowing finger with chakra and writing seal patterns in the air… all had a glazed look in there eyes….
"Oh crap not good" said Kushnia taking out a Kunai she tossed it at the clones and shouted Kage Kunai no Jutsu. As she turned to naruto she said sorry son and chopped him on the neck knocking him out as the clones dispersed….
Drip Drip drip ugggg
"WHAT the hell is with her always beating on me! Dammit" said naruto
"IDOT BAKA " said the Fox from her cage.
"If she didn't Knock you out you would be suffering the equivalent of a exploding tag going off in your brain" Said the fox
"What the hell are you talking about" said naruto
"Your fathers bloodline while powerful has one major drawback if you do not maintain your awareness you will become little more than a cipher a rosetta stone of seals and loose yourself in there patterns you must maintain your focus your clones went wild on tagents and went into Seal lala land you backa and went they dispered if you were awake you would have to that's why she knocked your baka ass out" said the Fox
"Oh" said naruto
Slamming against the bars Kyubbi reached for him just missing him come here you little…. Do you have any idea how much of a pain in the ass it is to force process your clones memories for you …. At least I wont have to do it much more…. And all he says is Oh
What why not ? Asked naruto
It appears that your mother and fathers bloodlines are merging into a new one and if im looking at the merging correctly your Neural networks will be better able to handle and process the seal knowledge and the clones memory downloads when complete not only that but your bodies memorizing its healed state and trying to evolve. My presence here is blocking the process somewhat. Said Kyubbi
"Out of here Kit …. Your other mother is worried about you."
"Hu what" naruto said sitting up…
"You baka" said Kushnia
Naruto held up his hand to Kushnia "Already got my ass chewed out by momma –Fox" Said naruto
Kushinia opened mouth… to speak
"Don't loose focus when im working on seals" Naruto said
Kushnias moth closed
Then opened again
"If I do then ill go brain dead more or less in seal lala land"
Her moth closed
"oh on a up note she said that my bloodlilnes are merging and will be the start of a new one" said naruto
"WHAT!"
Kakashi Hakkate was by no means stupid the monkey summons found him as he was leaving Wave and hopping a boat with the remaining root abnu with him…. And by hop I mean stole and by stole I mean killed a fisherman to take his boat now he could have killed him a number of ways simple pressure point stab with Kunai but no he was board wanted to let off steam so he Rakkired the poor bastard just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
The monkey sensed his chakra in the area and poofed over he really didn't like the monkeys they creaped him out really. He had a experience as a kid when a monkey flung poo at him…. Never turn your back on a monkey…. They fling poo.
The monkey asked for a status update and Kakashi in his board tone explained about the booby trapped arm and the loss of men how he tracked them to whirlpool and was proceeding to the target and requested additional backup specifically "Asuma Anko and Tenzo" for a fast assault and capture team.
As he suspected Zabuza might have more accomplices he may be meeting there.
The monkey poofed away and came back 20 minutes later with a scroll from the hokage with some very very colorfull words some about his lineage some about his competence ohh this was new commenting on his manhood or lack thereof… and then proceeded to say that the requested team members would meet him at the boarder of wave and Jiryah was in the area and would also meet him there he was to await there arrival and secure transport to Wave hmmmm I got the boat guess ill just bring it out to sea for a day or two ….. the fridge on it was stocked …. Ahhh joy 3 days till they meet up….. itcha itcha reading time…
The two root members were playing cards … it was gonna be a quiet few days… at least he had his books .
Night time inside the mindscape a very dark corner of narutos mind… there was a single door by itself
that was chained and barred had a small view port open banning can be heard on the door….. a set of eyes looked out… and a voice screamed out ….."I will be free" a clawed hand sliped out the view port and clenched blood flowed from the hand and pooled up…. A image can be seen in the blood ….
Remember this brother,,,,,,,,I wont be the only one to suffer and be forgotten.
As the image played out naruto began to thrash around….. a nightmare was being relived
"Tsunade what did you want to show me" said the third
"Well I found a way to make him a viable donar for both genders. I experimented with flooding his body with estrogen and his body shape shifted into this pulling off the sheet showing a very naked unconscious naruto in his female form apparently his body is loaded with stem cells the possibilities are endless " Excellent this also provides us with additional ways to break it's will…"
After the accedemy class when naruto was 7…. "Naruto" abnu with a dog mask appeared.
"The Hokage wishes to see you " Oh ok naruto smiled cheerily" He made his way to the tower
Ahh good naruto you're here please follow me…. Its time for a checkup.
Following the Hokage down into the sub basements of the tower he came to a room with a bed/table that had stirrups "lay down naruto so they can begin the exam" The doctors came in and gave naruto a shot he felt woozy and passed out he woke up and was nakkid and tied and strapped into the bed he looked down and saw his body was changing his hair was getting longer and his chest got bigger his legs and arms got longer and thinner ….." he shouted what whats going on…..
"He heard the doctors voice subject is awake shall we proceed"
He heard the Hokages voice "yes "
What whats going on just then a room full of men wearing nothing but masks walked in….. ok everyone get in line a board voice said as commander ill be going first…
Walking up between the leg bars that heald naruto's legs apart
"mmmmm nice and smooth just how I like them" said the board voice
"Now im not not going to lie to you this is gonna hurt ….. a lot"
Lining up and slamming in hard naruto eyes went wide as "she" cried out in pain …
Crying out this cant be happening this cant be happening to me…..
Oh god shes tight…Ugggggggggggggg … ok next…
The screams heard from the room died down after 2 hours as voice in the speaker repeated over and over again Obey your master . The third watched from the two way mirror very please with how he/she broke yes very pleased indeed.
Naruto woke up Screaming…Haku sleeping next to him Saw his body shift from male to female . Looking on in shock.
Zabuza and Kushnia and Rin charged into the room. As they ran in and Naruto saw Zabuza he skiitered back into a corner of the bed….terrified.
Kushnia had him leave the room and has Rin do a fast scan of him/her. She nodded to Rin who did some hand signs and touched her/his head knocking him out.
Rin "What the hells going on I never saw anything like this before"
"I don't know but im going to find out " Kushnia made some hand signs and touched the seal and slumped over.
Inside the Chamber
"Fox what the hells going on with my son"