Hello my loyal Readers! I am very sorry I haven't updated in so long, but my computer completely crashed and had to write this chapter from scratch so I had to get rid of my writers block and stop writing random fics in class. Any who, because I'm a complete asshole I am not going to include the classic dinner fight scene with the order and all the children. I am going to completely skip that and go straight to Diagon Alley. Call me a jerk all you want but I'm still going to. Flames and consrtuctive critisism are welcome my friends!

Little Snippets before we start the story:

'Hi my name is Bob'=Thoughts

"Hi my name is Bob"=Talking

okay here's Aro with the disclaimer.

Aro:Flyer-2100 does not own Harry potter or Full metal Alchemist. All rights go to J.K. Rowling and Hiromu Arakawa.

Have train troubles and flustered wand makers

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"Booklists have arrived," Ron said as he entered into Harry and his shared room. For whatever reason or another, Envy and Edward were also there, conversing with Harry about Quidditch and how the actual brooms stay up in the air. Envy had just accepted it as another of the worlds annoyances, but Edward had not. Ignoring the almost inaudible ranting the young blonde had commenced himself in, the second youngest Weasley continued over to his best friend who was trying, not so tactfully, to clean off the top of the shared wardrobe. "About time too, you'd think they'd forgotten, since they usually come earlier." The red head passed a letter to Envy and Edward and also to Harry as he threw the owl droppings into the waste basket.

"Hm, only two new ones this year," The Dark haired teen looked thoughtfully over his list. "Oh yeah; hey Ed, where did you say Iris was? Ron, you've got hers and Hermione's letters too don't you?"

Crack

Harry, who was already used to the Weasely twins apparating in and out of the different rooms of the house, hardly flinched as the two red headed boys popped in right beside him; Ed, on the other hand, had avoided contact with most of the household except for his two Amestrian companions, so he was still not used to the loud crack of apparition.

The group of teens heard loud and quick footsteps and, no longer than thirty seconds later, Iris quickly crossed the threshold of the small bedroom and slammed the door behind her. "Goddammit! Why the hell can't Molly just use her idiotic magic to cook instead of preachin' to me sayin' that 'proper young ladies must learn to cook for their new husbands'? I hate it!" She imitated Mrs. Weasely's voice almost perfectly. Iris' raven-blue hair was puffed in annoyance and her eyes blazed with disorder and confusion. Ed and Envy burst out laughing.

The thought that their Iris, the Lieutenant that could beat Winry and Izumi at anger and fierceness, could possibly be competent in the kitchen was absolutely absurd! She glared at her Amestrian friends and stalked over to Ron's bed and sat down. The twins looked mercilessly at each other and then at the Raven Lieutenant.

"Now why-" Fred started.

"would Mum-" George followed.

"try to get you-"

"to help you in-"

"the kitchen when-"

"she and Hermione-"

"are capable on their own?" They both finished in sync.

"Because the girl can't cook for shit!" Envy said still laughing. Both lovers immediately stopped laughing as an evil aura surrounded the raven haired teen.

"If your smart you will run now." Eward was the first one to speak and the first one out of the door. The others followed. Let's just thank the gate that Envy had regenerative powers and he hasn't died that much.

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Edward looked down the rows and rows of full compartments and seemed to feel slightly claustrophobic, but he kept on going. As the Trio of Amestrians reached the end of the first car they spotted a compartment that only seated red head, and by the looks of her robes she was a Slytherine. Ed opened the compartment door and withheld the young Slytherines attention for all of ten seconds before she nodded a yes to his silent question; Iris pushed him forward in the compartment to the opposite side of the red haired girl.

The awkward silence filled the compartment, Iris was fist to break it. "My name is Iris Frasier, I'm in Ravenclaw, Envy here is in Slytherine like you, and Edward is in Gryfinndor. It's a pleasure to meet you..?"

"The name is Flare Thiamine. I come from a wealthy pure blood family that's full of Slytherines." She opened her eyes to reveal bright red irises. "You, Ravenclaw girl, don't seem to get it here at Hogwarts do you? The pure bloods rule the school and hardly any Slytherine girls talk to anyone out of our house. Gryfinndor boy, i might come to like you. Newbie, just try and keep up and i might teach you the ropes of this place. Now leave me be, I want to sleep." Iris was taken aback by the newly named Flare's attitude. Flare glared and moved to lean her head on the window when the compartment door flew open once again.

"Goddammit..." The red headed Slytherine muttered under her breath as a boy with platinum blonde hair stepped into the car and sat beside her. Edward eyed him warily. 'I've got a bad feeling about this kid...'

"Well, well. What do we have hear Thiamine? Are these your new lap dogs? Hn, look like idiot Mudbloods to me." The Blonde Slytherine scoffed and sat next to Flare with utter distaste. He eyed Ed warely and looked at Iris in disgust. Catching Envy's eye and looking at his house seal, he struck up a conversation with the Homunculus. "Slytherine ,hm? Are you a first year or what?"

Envy looked up annoyed at having to talk to the idiototic platinum blonde across from him. "Actually, I'm a sixth year thank you. Don't get me mixed up with the idiots who can't find a single peice of paper without a wand." Envy gave him a half-hearted glare and the other slytherine boy stood down.

Really really short I know but I needed to do this so I could open a Beta reader account. Please review and Flames are welcome!