I do not own Dragon Ball or any of the Dragon Ball series, this is fanfiction only.
When Kagaro arrived he was greeted not in the most welcoming way, but he understood the reason. The real problem was why were they welcoming him by trying to blast his head off with a sawed-off shotgun? He caught the blast and dropped the pellets on the ground as Goku arrived.
"Easy there Bulma, this is my big brother, Kagaro. Brother, did you try to injure my childhood friend? " Kagaro told him he just knocked on the door and next thing he knew she was trying to blast his head off with some sort of firearm." He is a Saiyan, don't bother denying it I can see you tail around your waist. "
Kagaro really wanted to kill Frieza all that much more, he had indeed made their race to be one of the most hated races in the Galaxy it seems." I just came over to talk, I figured since we have to find these dragon Ball on a planet chock full of nameks, I could change my scouter's programming a bit to work like her radar. Who knew that she would try to murder me before I even said hello? "
Kagaro looked at Goku and he could see the shock looked on his face." And people say we are barbarians, honestly Kakarot how do you deal with these rude creatures? " Her father decided to make amends, " I imagine with a lot of patience and understanding. Dr. Brief is the name and sorry my precious daughter can be a little impulsive at times. "
" I see, I'm Kagaro, Kakarot's older brother. It is a pleasure to make you acquaintance. " Dr. Brief smiled, and welcomed them into his home or home and lab." Likewise, do come on in, would you like a something to drink? " Goku clearly was surprised at the turn of events.
" I would hate to impose, but could I trouble you with some water. " his wife came out of the kitchen with a pitcher of lemonade. Goku gave him the unmistakable look that told him it was not poisoned." Thank you, ma'am. "
" So nice to see that Goku is not the only Saiyan that has manners. Do make yourself comfortable. I just need to do something about these pesky dishes. A housewife's work is never finished. " Kagaro took something out of his belt. It was a small metal ball. He asked her to drop a tiny drop of blood on the opening on one side.
She did and the ball changed into a small robot." This is one of my old inventions. I made it help my dear wife with the housework. Just give him an order and he will do it. He is great for conversations too. Housework can be a little lonely after all. "
" So you are a fellow inventor too. My how nice of you to be so considerate. " she left and the small robot hovered right next to her." But why the blood? " Bulma was a little confused." For the robot to read the data that is stored in your DNA of course. He needs to understand a language to be able to obey orders, I thought that was pretty obvious. "
Dr. Brief was laughing as he saw the embarrassed look on his daughter's face." Now from what you tell me you need to know the frequency of the Dragon balls. I see you really are quite astute. The frequency I think my daughter had that written somewhere around this pile of papers. "
" Honestly, you need to be better organized than this. You will end up losing valuable data that way. Most inventors have a filing system for that. " Bulma looked at him and told him she knew every piece that was on that pile." Does that include this frilly bra and panties? I do think they need to be washed and placed in a more appropriate place. "
Bulma grabbed them off her father's hand and ran towards the clothes bin." Dad, do you mind? That is embarrassing for you to display my underwear to a total stranger. " Kagaro said that it did not bother him and he did mention it was a rather nice shade of pink. This caused her to blush even more.
" Ah, here it is. " Kagaro scanned it with his visor and a holographic keyboard and display appeared as soon as he tapped a few buttons on the scouter." Let me see, got it. Use that there and put that there and done. " he turned on the new program and true enough he was given an indicator showing where the Dragon balls on earth were and the way to the nearest one from his present location.
" I do believe we are done here, thank you for the drink, and the help with my little problem. Mrs. Brief and Dr. Brief it was truly a pleasure to have met you but I and Kakarot have to get back to where my nephew is. I only hope Vegeta has not done something stupid. Like, enter my gravity training chamber without asking how it works. "
" Why exactly would that be stupid? " Goku asked almost with an innocent look on his face." Because not even you know to work the gravity control settings. You put it too high, you end up a bloody stain on the floor. Why do you think I never let any of you touch the controls. " Goku laughed and said he believed it was because he is such a control freak.
" Which I will not deny I am, especially when it comes to the safety of my family. " Goku laughed some more." Honestly isn't Vegeta like our cousin or something? You were spanking him pretty brutally a little while back. " Goku just waited for his reply, but it was not anything positive by the looks of his glare." He does not consider you, me or your brother anything close to being family. I would not put it beyond him treating Gohan as a genetic inferior. I am helping the fool because he is a fellow Saiyan and our cousin. Even if the fool fails to recognize it."
"Speaking of recognition why did you marry that banshee instead of that blue haired lady we just saw a few moments ago. I saw quite a few pictures of you two together on her walls. " Goku said that she was his first friend but Chichi was the first person he ever dated." Well, you saw what I first date, a freaky girl that clearly spent years pretending to be a guy. And you wonder why I married a dracoid. Lapis was an angel of a mother to our little girl. "
" Maybe you will find one just as nice here. I think you would he much happier with a nice caring woman. " Kagaro said he would never and he emphasized that he would never marry a woman who did not let him at least train regularly. It was a just part of a healthy Saiyan lifestyle.
" Chichi used to let us train more when Gohan was younger, but as he grew older she worries about his ability to make a living. So she started to be more demanding about his education. I know that is no excuse, but try to think of as a way she demonstrates her love of her child. "
Kagaro looked at him very seriously." Look Kakarot, I know the benefits of proper studying habits. I am an expert in several fields. But that did not stop me from training. Gohan can do the same thing. There is no need to exclude one from the other. A healthy mind in a healthy body. I would think even she was able to figure that out. "
Gohan was having a hard time figuring something out, he simply did not grasp the idea, he looked at the entrance to the room he was in and saw his dad and uncle walk in. " Uncle, mind if I ask you a few questions? " Kagaro smiled at him and walked over to where he was and pulled near a chair. "Sure, Gohan go ahead."
"Uncle it says dracoid females can breathe fire. Care to tell me more about them. " Kagaro smiled as he once asked his wife the very same thing. " Dracoid females when their pregnant get rid of the baby's bodily waste as methane. They breathe it out and that is highly combustible. A dracoid female must endure that for 9 months to have a healthy child."
"Same with human females, pregnancy is also 9 months. " Kagaro could not help but to smile." You only think that because you only have lived on this planet. Let me put it this way. It takes 24 hours for the planet to make a single rotation? " Gohan nodded his head." if we measure it by the same measurement of time. The dracoid home world takes 720 hours to make the same rotation. It might be 9 months for each but it is a vast difference between the two. "
"It takes such a long time between day and night. Wow, it sure must make the place hard to live in." Kagaro told him that indeed it was hard to live on the planet, but because of that communities tend to be close knit.
"Gohan, by day you can boil water by putting a water filled bucket outside for a few minutes. At night it would freeze just as fast. Towns are built underground and most food is cultivated with the light produced from special crystals. But you know what I have never been happier than when I was living there, except when I met you. You got questions go ahead nephew I will answer if I can. "
Gohan asked what he planned to do when they got to the namek home world." That is very simple Gohan. I will keep the Dragon balls away from Frieza and his thugs. Then I will kill every single one of them, and finally, find Frieza and I will kill him. No prisoners, no mercy. Find an enemy, you kill him. Trust me they will not leave any of us alive if you give them the chance. "
" What if some of them are your friends? " Kagaro smiled at his innocent question." Gohan, if they are my friends, do your friends attack you? " Kagaro left a very confused Gohan and Kagaro asked him to think about it for a few minutes. Would Krillin or the others attack him? No, of course not they were his friends. To train maybe but that was with each other's approval. He finally understood what his uncle was saying.
"Well as it stands we are ready to leave, I would highly suggest to Kakarot that he say his farewells to his friends and wife. Since we will away from them for quite a long time. " Raditz called that a waste of time. Vegeta called it unnecessarily, since he was coming back. Nappa choosing to stop hiding her true gender called that a sweet gesture.
Goku decided that he needed some help convincing his wife. Kagaro when once again to meet with the insufferable wife of his brother. When they arrived at his brother's home. Goku welcomed him in. "Excuse me, Kakarot I would call this little more than a shack. And I am being obscenely generous. Where is your training room? Your central energy and water reclamation room? Your basic food synthesizer? You know the basic necessities."
Goku explained that these things might be a necessity in his home, but they lived quite comfortable in their home. "Chichi, would you mind terribly coming to the living room. I think we have something to discuss."
Chichi was wiping her hands on her apron when she saw her husband standing right next to Kagaro. "What exactly is that thing doing in my house?" Kagaro knew this was not going to be pleasant, but this was not what he was expecting.
"My brother found a sort of peaceful way to prevent the destruction of our planet's civilization. But thanks to an unforeseen difficulty, we now have to travel to Piccolo's home world. To stop a madman from obtaining the Dragon balls there and wishing for immortality. If he manages to make that wish you can pretty much bet he will try to come here and destroy this planet entirely. "
" Would that really happen? " Kagaro projected a video from his own scouter." Just watch and you decide. " Chichi was horrified by what she heard and saw. This Frieza was a complete psychopath, to call him a monster was an insult, to monsters.
" But why does Gohan have to go? " Kagaro looked at her and told her why." You yourself said that you wanted him to have a good education. Well, he can not continue to study on the computer on my ship while I am gone. And this will be quite a learning experience, who knows he might even make some friends there. "
" The only thing I see is that you want him to go somewhere and spend hours wasting his time fighting, instead of studying to earn a living. " Kagaro was this close of going feral on her." If he knows how to earn a living but is to weak to defend said life? What good would it do for him to be able to earn a living if he is going to end up dead? " She said that his father could save him.
" Saiyans do live longer because we constantly train, but by no means are we immortal. By not allowing Kakarot and my nephew to train you are shortening their lifespan. Do you truly hate my brother so much that you want him to have an early death? "
Chichi was not aware that her husband's obsession with training was because he actually needed it to live a healthy life." It will take me at least a week to repair the damage that he has suffered to his immune system alone. A month for me to repair his heart. He has not trained properly in years. "
" What is wrong with my husband's heart and immune system. " Kagaro displayed what was wrong." He has not received proper vaccinations, and due to him not training his own white blood cell regeneration rate is low. His heart is weak and has clear signs of degenerative heart disease. It is a small miracle he has not died of a heart attack by now. "
" So you see Chichi you don't want our son to die? " Chichi agreed but demanded that she be given at least weekly reports. Kagaro took something from his belt and threw it at the wall. It changed the part of the wall into a major screen for a computer." You can read all the messages from my ship with that. Simply touch it. "
As the two Saiyans walked away and took off towards the ship. Goku smiled." What are you smiling about Kakarot? " Goku told him it was nice of him to make such a convincing lie." But I am not lying Kakarot, you do have degenerative heart disease and your immune system is a wreck. You will more than likely have to spend at least a month in a regeneration capsule. "
" Then all the training before was? " Kagaro looked at him with an angry glare." That was me taking it easy on you, you needed basic rehabilitation for me to even begin treating your condition. "