Love Me? 3
"Hey Rose, do you think I should call Harry?" Hinata asked from behind the fighting couple
"Uh, wha_. Um yeah ok, he could be a good help." Rosalie replied still staring at Naruto.
Hinata ran off down the hallway to fetch her mobile.
"Hey! Bitch! Over here! That's right; get your ranga ass over here! If you wanna fight with Neji, you have to go through me first!" Temari shouted from the back porch, where she and Shino were standing.
"Temari, why the F!K did you say that? Now she's gonna come for us." Shino complained shaking.
"You dumb ass, that's what I want. If she wants to hurt Neji then she's going to have to put up with me first. Neji is my…my good friend. I don't like seeing him getting hurt." She complained to her boyfriend.
Victoria glanced sideways in Temari's direction, and then crouched, her lips rolled back over her teeth and she was about to leap on to Temari, when Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Edward, Carlisle, Esme and Renesme all jumped on top of her.
They struggled for a short second then had her tied up in rope, to restrain her and stop her from attacking Temari.
"Now, be calm. What is your problem with Neji? And why do you need Alice and Jasper to help?" Esme asked calmly while Emmett and Edward contained the wild vampire. Victoria wriggled in their hold and snapped at their faces.
"Ooh, you're a feisty one aren't you? Heh heh." Emmett's booming laugh shook the whole room.
"I_need_Alice_and_Jasper, I need their help." Victoria begged
At that moment Alice and Jasper knew exactly why Victoria wanted them. They slowly approached Victoria, untying her and leading her out the front door and towards her royal blue Porsche. They left without another word.
"Wow, she's gotta be rich, I mean did you see that car? I wonder why Neji ditched her." Shino thought to himself.
"You know, Neji probably dumped her because of her totally freaky mood swings." Naruto guessed.
"Don't be a freakin dick!" Rosalie said as she pummeled him in the shoulder.
Naruto went flying down the stairs, rolling a few times when he got to the bottom.
"Ow! Humph, thanks Rose, I really needed a good punch in the arm, a big tumble down the stairs, and I've always wanted to do a couple of summer-salts off the bottom step. You just granted all my hopes and dreams in one movement." Naruto complained sarcastically.
"Girls are complicated! Never underestimate a girl!" Rosalie yelled in his face before stalking out the door.
Half an hour later, neither Alice, Jasper nor Victoria had returned. Rosalie though, had returned, but was refusing to talk to Naruto or Shino. They were, as she put it, 'too childish', so instead she sat in Hinata's room, with Hinata, Esme and Renesme.
Across the hall in Sasuke's room, Gaara and Sasuke were discussing the latest battle between Orochimaru and Iruka.
Iruka hated Orochimaru with a passion. But Orochimaru secretly adored Iruka. But even though Orochimaru loved Iruka, he couldn't resist a battle.
"It was so totally weird that Orochimaru used 'Sexual-Assultay' jitzu on Iruka, I mean, Eww." Gaara shivered.
"Well actually, its not that weird babe, I mean, Orochimaru really likes Iruka, and seeing as Iruka hates him, using that jitzu is probably his best chance at getting in Iruka's pants. You of all people should understand the need." Sasuke explained.
"Wah! OMG! WTF! Sasuke how could you be on Orochimaru's side? I mean_ eww!" Gaara yelled before running out the door, tripping over his feet.
"Heh heh, I LOVE YOU!" Sasuke yelled after she shocked red head.
Unfortunately at that moment Naruto happened to be walking past Sasuke's room.
"Did I just hear you say 'I love you'?" Naruto asked shocked.
"Oh come on man, I was being sarcastic, heh heh, sarcasm that's what it was." Sasuke covered up quickly.
"Oh-Kay then, well that's good, because, you know Sakura and Edward are becoming, less, I don't know, I guess you could say they are becoming less close. Hey hey." Naruto explained nudging Sasuke's ribs.
"Are you fucking joking? You know that if anything they have become freakin closer, you doosh! How dare you! I love Gaara! And I always wi_" Sasuke stopped when he realized what he had said.
"You_you_you_love_Gaara? WTF! You love Gaara? NO way! Sasuke and Gaara! No Fucking way! I can't believe it!" Naruto screamed, unfortunately everybody heard Naruto and had come to see what all the fuss was about.
"Ooh, ooh. Wait a sec, *clears throat* Sasuke and Gaara sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G, first comes the lurve, then comes the marriage, then comes the freaky little artificially inseminated baby in the baby carriage." Sakura sang, obviously over joyed at the fact that Sasuke was taken and that he was gay so there was no chance they could date.
"Hey, when did you get back?" Sasuke asked pointing at Sakura.
"Aw, I don't know, around about the part where you said you lurve Gaara." She explained with a smile.
Sasuke was so shocked and embarrassed that he ran out of the room crying.
"Hey, where are you going dude?" Gaara shouted after his boyfriend, who was running out the door.
"*sob sob**sniff fart burp cough sniff sob* Im going away! Im leaving! I may as well just go to Orochimaru or something, at least he appreciates me!" Sasuke complained through sobs as he ran down the path.
Gaara shrugged and whipped his nose, obviously not caring about what had just happened.
Slowly he walked to the kitchen, debating whether he wanted a ham sandwich or a banana smoothie.
Before he reached the handle of the fridge, Chouji jumped in front of him.
"Hey. This is my food, no touching my food, you sneaky little… sneak!" Chouji warned with a mouth full of greasy pizza.
"Any way, don't you have to go like, find your boyfriend or something?" He asked with a chip filled smile.
"Eww, cant you like eat that somewhere else? Please man, its real gross." Gaara asked putting his hands in front of his eyes so he couldn't see the gross pizza and chips.
"Wha? Oh, oh sorry man, heh heh, I guess my food eating habits don't really impress anyone do they. Heh heh." Chouji joked.
"Heh, yeah. Well I guess I should go find Sasuke hey. Humph. Oh hey Hinata." Gaara greeted Hinata as she entered the room. Then ran out the door.
"Arrgghh! Ouch! Uh sorry mate, I didn't see you coming." Gaara apologized after running into Harry.
"Oh its ok Gaara, uh, have you seen Hinata at all? She said you guys needed help." Harry asked shyly.
"Ah no, I don't think anything has happened, but yeah she is in the kitchen." Gaara ushered Harry towards the kitchen, then began jogging down the pathway.
Before long, he bumped into Ron, the other red head of the town.
"Oh hey Gaara, have you seen Harry? He bloody ran off with out a word." Ron complained.
"Yeah, he is back at Sakura's house." Gaara replied, obviously in a rush.
"Thanks." Ron said while running in the other direction.
"Gaara decided that Orochimaru's house was probably the best place to check. When he arrived at Orochimaru's house it was dark inside and looked sort of vacant.
He knocked once, hesitating a little.
"Why hello there sexy, why don't you come in?" Orochimaru asked him.
He was wearing short shorts, a corset, suspenders, and high heels; he was also carrying a giant lollypop.
"Ah, ok." Gaara walked into the house moving his head from side to side, checking for anything out of place.
"Why, Gaara what's wrong?" Orochimaru asked looking intrigued.
"Uh, It's nothing I've just never seen the inside of your house before." He replied.
"Well then, you will just have to have a tour wouldn't you?" Orochimaru told the frightened young boy.
He led Gaara through the lounge room, kitchen and then upstairs to the bedrooms and bathroom.
"Ah, that's just the toilet; we don't need to look in there." Orochimaru covered up nervously when they passed the toilet door.
Before they had a chance to move on, the toilet door flew open and Sasuke was standing there in a maids dress.