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Astrid started to walk back into the house, when Tuff popped in front of her.
"Giddy up, slow poke. What's keepin' ya?" he asked
"Nothing!" Her voice cracked "… well something… but I'll tell you later." Stated Astrid, pushing Tuff inside.
On the far side of the island. Snotlout pulled some water from a well and washed his face "That stinking Astrid. First chance I get, I'll slice her in half."
His gang of thieves were glaring at him "That stinking Snotlout. First chance we get, we'll slice him in half."
"Hey!" Said Snotlout "Get over here and wash up! It's bad enough I have to look at you, I don't want to smell you either."
"Come, we do it now." One, ironically named Smelly, said "No witnesses."
The gang raised their swords right as Snotlout lifted another bucket of water and dumped it on himself, making a black lamp fall on his head.
"Ow! What's this? I swear to Odin I'll sue whoever runs this well…" He picked it up and smirked "A lamp. Well, it might be worth a few coins once it's cleaned up." Snotlout rubbed the lamp.
"It will be of little use to you, Snotlout." Smelly said "Except to light your way to the Valley of the Dead."
Right as they raised their swords, smoke came out of the lamp.
"It is bewitched!" Smelly cried, running for his dragon, along with every other thief. Male and female laughing was heard as Snotlout trembled in his pants.
A genie appeared along with a girl. Snotlout whimpered.
"We are free! Free to exact vengeance upon she who had imprisoned me!" the genie shouted as they tried to fly away, but the shackles on their wrists wouldn't let them go very far
"It is the curse of the lamp," stated the girl
"All the power in the universe and I am bound by the rules of the genie!"
"Which means we can't kill that upstart Astrid." Growled the girl "Unless…"
"We have someone arrange it for us." The two smirked at each other
"Take us to Berk at once!"
Snotlout whimpered again, back against the well, speaking gibberish.
"I suppose I am a bit too much for his limited mind." Stated the genie, shrinking him and the girl down.
Alvin and Camicazi smirked at the little man. "I trust you'll find us a little less overwhelming now?" he asked
"You're a genie?" asked Snotlout
"You are astonishingly perceptive." Camicazi rolled her eyes
Snotlout picked up the lamp and shook it "Ahem. If you're a genie, then don't I get wishes?"
Camicazi looked at her nails "Three wishes."
"That is a minor formality." Alvin waved his hand "But first. We must go to Berk. You will take the lamp there for me."
"Then you need me." Smirked Snotlout, standing up. Alvin glared at him "I'll take you to Berk. But first I want my wishes."
Alvin was so angry, he shot fire bolts to make Snotlout run around like a dead chicken.
"WHY YOU-"
"Daddy…" whispered Camicazi
Alvin smirked at the fear of Snotlout "You shall have your wishes."
"I shall? I mean… of course I shall… what does shall mean?" Snotlout shrugged "I want—I want riches, treasure… um… I wish for the legendary sunken treasure ship of Coeur du Mer!"
"Your wish is out command." Alvin snapped his fingers and suddenly they were under water. Snotlout couldn't breathe. This isn't what he wanted…
"Ugh, daddy… my hair." Complained Camicazi
Alvin rolled his eyes "Poor sweet child. Aren't we enjoying our wish?" Snotlout shook his head "Perhaps you wish e to return you to the island?" Snotlout nodded and Alvin snapped his fingers.
Snotlout gasped and held his throat. "That was two wishes. Take your time with the third." Smiled Camicazi
"Or you will wish you had never been born."
"On the other hand, if you cooperate with us, we will see that you are amply rewarded."
"Rewarded?" asked Snotlout
"First, you will help us get revenge on a street rat named Astrid." Said Alvin
Snotlout gasped "Astrid? I want revenge on her, too! She robbed me, turned my men against me, and she fought dirty!" whined Snotlout "My brilliant swordsmanship availed me nought! And those are big words."
Alvin grabbed Snotlout's tunic and pulled him face to face "Let's not be too hasty, my simple-minded friend."
"It's not enough that we simply destroy Astrid. After all, there are things so much worse than death." Smirked Camicazi
Astrid tapped her fingers on the table nervously as Tuff started to cook
"Ok, prepare yourselves for a real culinary treat." Said Tuff
Tuff started to cook and Hiccup grabbed Astrid's hand "You okay?" he asked
"Fine." Smiled Astrid
"Now, to business." Said Stoick "Astrid, you have proven to be a woman of strong moral character." Astrid smiled "That's why I've decided to make you my right hand man… or woman in this case."
"Me? Really?" she asked
"Isn't it great?" Smiled Hiccup, kissing her hand
Tuff started to cheer "Wow! Right hand man… what's a right hand man?"
"Well, she will be my most trusted advisor."
"Well, that makes sense. She's bound to be better than that Alvin character."
"Exactly." Smiled Stoick
"And Shylock-" Astrid's head shot up "Talk about a rat with wings!"
"Uh, Tuff…"
"WHOO! That dragon was mean! Chief want some bread, chief want some bread? Remember that?"
"I can still taste it! The traitor!" Shouted Stoick
Tuff pulled Astrid close to him "Yes sir! You don't see this girl hanging with evil Terrible Terrors."
Astrid faked a laugh "It's funny you should mention Shylock…"
Outside, Stormfly was sitting in front of the cage with Shylock in it.
"Hey Nadder, you gotta let me outta of this thing. I'll give you some fish. Come on Nadder… little Terror want to talk to Nadder." Stormfly started to growl "COME ON! I'VE GOT A WIFE AND THREE EGGS!" Stormfly wasn't amused "Imagine them hatching… never knowing their daddy." Stormfly looked over and saw Toothless walking around. "Come on, open the cage! Open it, open it, open it!" Stormfly opened the cage and Shylock was about to fly out when he saw Toothless right in front of it "Close it! Close it!" Shylock closed the door, but Stormfly opened it. Toothless jumped on the cage and Shylock pushed himself out of it. Toothless growled at him and Shylock screamed. He flew into the Chief's place
"YOUR NADDER'S TRYING TO KILL ME!" Shylock shouted "I saved your life! It's payback time, Astrid!" Shylock looked back and Toothless bit at him. He screamed again. He stopped in front of the door and Toothless pounced. "ASTRID!"
Toothless jumped through the doors, with Stormfly right behind him and crashed into the table
"Toothless!" Shouted Hiccup "You know better than that!"
Astrid looked past Hiccup's shoulder and saw Shylock trying to open Toothless' open.
Astrid clamped Toothless' mouth shut and held it there.
"So, Astrid, why did you bring up that evil dragon?"
"Chief, I have to tell you something about Shylock." Stated Astrid, holding Toothless' mouth shut. Toothless sneezed and Shylock shot out of his mouth. Astrid gulped. "He's here…"
Stoick stood up and shouted "Shylock! Guards! Guards!"
"No, wait!" Shouted Astrid
"Get that dragon!"
Spitelout smirked "Yes, Chief, it would be my pleasure."
Shylock covered his head as the sword came down, but the hit never came. He opened his eyes and Astrid grabbed Spitelout's arm
"No, Chief! NO!" She shouted
"Move out of my way, kid!" Yelled Spitelout as he and Astrid wrestled to get the sword.
"You don't understand!" Astrid pulled the sword away "Just listen!" Spitelout looked at his hands. How come he keeps getting beaten by this kid? "I have a-"
"Chief Stoick!" yelled Spitelout
Astrid looked over and saw Stoick and Hiccup glaring at her. They have never looked more alike.
"I trust she has a good explanation." Stoick said shortly
Hiccup looked at his father then back at Astrid "She had better."
"Chief, I think Shylock was… uh…" Shylock climbed onto her shoulder
"Mesmerized." Whispered Shylock
"Yeah, yeah! He was under Alvin's spell. Remember the amulet? Of course you do, uh… Shylock was only, um, look I just…" wow, Astrid is bad at this "Shylock's not all that bad. At least I don't think so anyway…" Astrid rubbed her arms
"Shoulda stuck with the amulet defense." Whispered Shylock
"'Not all bad'? He only served my enemy, that's all!" Stoick shouted
"We can't allow that dragon to run free!" Said Spitelout and Astrid glared
"Then I'll watch him!" Shouted Astrid and everyone took a step back. Shylock looked at Astrid "Uh, Chief Stoick, I meant, with your permission." Saved Astrid "I'd like to talk full responsibility for Shylock."
Shylock looked at Astrid again "You would?"
"Your actions are questionable to me, but so be it." Astrid let out a breath "Astrid, you will watch Shylock every moment." With that Stoick walked out. Spitelout walked up to Astrid
"And if the bird makes one wrong move, you shall be the one I shed, kid." And Spitelout walked out
"Uh, that could've gone worse." Stated Tuff
Astrid sat down in a chair and started to breathe again.
"Oh, Hiccup, I thought I was sunk."
"Ooh, not good…" winced Shylock
Hiccup cross his arms at her again "You were hiding Shylock all along weren't you!?" Shylock flew away
"And I think it just got worse." Stated Tuff
"Well, yes, but—"
"How could you!?" Shouted Hiccup "More secrets? More lies?" Hiccup started for the door "Astrid, I thought you'd changed."
Astrid jumped up again "Hiccup! Wait! Back in the village! Shylock—he—he saved my life."
Astrid covered her face "Some right hand woman I'm gonna make." Tuff touched her shoulder "Everybody's mad at me."
"Hey, Hiccup's just a little steamed." Tuff turned his heading into a tea pot and filled a cup "He'll cool down. Care for a cup?" Astrid groaned again "Uh, this isn't cheering you up is it?"
"I don't get it, Tuff. I try to do something good and it blows up in my face!" Astrid started for the front door "I'm going to be outside if anyone needs me…"
"Oh, that's the problem with doing the right thing. Sometimes you do it by yourself." Said Tuff to Stormfly
"That kid saved my life." Whispered Shylock "Nobody's ever looked out for me before. It's—it's like I owe her… nah."
Tuff floated down by him "Just let your conscience be your guide."
"Conscience? Never had one." Shrugged Shylock
Tuffnut grabbed Shylock and poofed out to where Astrid was
"Can you quit with the hocus pocus already?" asked Shylock
"Look at her," Said Tuff, holding him to look at Astrid, who had her head in her knees and rocking back and forth. "Would it kill you to do something nice for her?"
Shylock looked at him "Maybe. I don't do 'nice.'" Shylock flew out of his grip
"Oh, come on! We have to get Ast and the heir back together!"
"I don't do mushy. It's not me!" shouted Shylock, flying away
"But it's going to be tricky." Stated Tuff
Shylock stopped in his tracks and turned to Tuff "Tricky is good… tricky I can do."
Hiccup sat on his bed. He knew something was up with Astrid. He's so stupid to think she could change.
"Come on, Heir! Don't waste your tears on her."
"Shylock!" Hiccup stood up "Get out of here! And I'm not crying…" Hiccup felt his face just to be sure
"Hey, don't take it out on me! She's the creep. I never should have saved her life!" Shouted Shylock
Hiccup stood straighter and looked at Shylock "Saved her life?"
Shylock flew into his room and sat on a pillow "Yeah, she owed me one. That's why she stood up for me."
"But she didn't have to lie to me." Stated Hiccup
"You are so right." Stated Shylock "Forget about that girl, forget about the way you fell into her eyes." Hiccup glared and looked away "Forget about her charms. Forget about the way you held her in your arms." Hiccup dropped his shoulders "Walking on air's obnoxious." Hiccup picked up and pillow "The thrills." Hiccup swung the pillow but missed "the chills." He swung again and missed again "will make you nauseous. And you'll never get enough. Just forget about love." Hiccup threw the pillow and it hit him square in the back. Shylock flew out onto the balcony, where Tuff was "He's buying it! Now make with the magic!" Hiccup was on his bed, frowning "Forget about romance." Tuff made the Inferno float and Hiccup grabbed it "Forget about the way your heart begins to dance. Then you feel the blush." Shylock flew past, taking the Inferno and flying out to his balcony. Hiccup ran after him "when she's spouting out some sentimental mush." Hiccup ran out to the edge of the balcony, where he saw Astrid with her hands in her hair, looking upset. Shylock flew up to him "Love really is revolting. It's even worse than when you're molting. Enough of this fluff! Just forget about love."
Hiccup smiled "I had almost forgotten the way it felt, when she held out her hand for mine. My heart all a-flutter."
"Oh, how I shudder." Sang Shylock
"The first time we kissed!"
"It won't be missed." Shylock flew next to Hiccup "Forget about her touch."
"I can't forget about her touch…"
"In the scheme of things it doesn't matter much."
Hiccup ran back inside "It matters so much!"
"You're better on your own! A meal becomes a banquet when you eat alone."
Hiccup hummed when he ran down the stairs
"Love's filled with compromises!" They sang opening the door
"And don't you hate those big surprises?"
Hiccup stepped onto Carpet, and he started to fly. Hiccup smiled "A cozy rendezvous."
Shylock rolled his eyes "Oh please."
"Candlelight for two." Sang Hiccup
"Oh, jeez." Shylock sang
"Look, you're calling my bluff. I can't—"
"Just—"
"Forget about love!" They sang
Hiccup walked up to Astrid right as she looked up.
"Hiccup, I'm sorry… I shouldn't have kept Shylock a secret. Please…"
"Sh," Hiccup put a finger to her lips "I can't forget about my heart."
Astrid smiled "I can't forget about my heart."
"How it felt to fall right from the start." Sang Hiccup
"I'm still falling."
Hiccup slashed water at her "whatever we maybe do."
"Whatever we may do..."
Astrid hid behind a tree "You are here for me and I'll be there for you!" Astrid jumped and Hiccup picked her up, spinning her around.
"I'll be there to—" Sang Hiccup
"To wish, to want, to wander. To find the sun through rain and thunder." They sang
"A cozy rendezvous?" sang Hiccup
"Yes please."
"Candlelight for two?" Hiccup pulled Astrid close
"Oh jeez." Shouted Shylock "Enough is enough."
"We can't forget about love!" The couple sang, and Hiccup kissed her.
Snotlout looked over the wall of the Chief's Place. He threw rope down and climbed down.
Once he got on the ground, he pulled out the lamp and rubbed it "We did it! We're in!"
Alvin and Camicazi appeared
"About time… it was getting hot." Said Camicazi
Alvin walked a few steps and saw Shylock with Astrid and Hiccup. Hiccup was petting him.
"How very like Shylock, he's lost no time endearing himself to those in power." Alvin smiled darkly "Which fits in perfectly with my plan…" He rubbed his hands together.