The chapter title has to do with the Spongebob episode =]

In 20 minutes, the threesome sat on the floor, eating the scrumdillyumcious cake before them, and talking about randomness.

"Can I get a credit card now?" Sam asked. Carly nodded and took hers out. "YES!" Sam yelled.

"What do you need with a credit card?" I asked.

"To buy stuff. Duh, Fredork." she rolled her eyes and laughed. Seriously, I didn't understand what went through me, but looking at Carly wasn't fixing it.

Was I developing feelings for… Sam Puckett?

"This is amazingly boring. Let's add some salt and peper to this shit." Sam suggested, throwing her napkin in my face.

"What do you mean?" Carly asked. Sam rubbed her invisible beard.

"Truth or Dare." she said, as if she came up with the cure for world peace. Me and Carly exchanged glance. Sam tends to get crazy during this game.

Yeah. We had no idea.

"Mmmkay… but only because it's your birthday." Carly said, unsure. Sam squealed.

"Ok, but you gotta take the truth or dare oath." We all put our hands in and recited:

We will not back out of dares

We will say the truth and only the truth

Anybody who breaks the rules

Is a loser.

We opened our eyes and looked around.

"Freddy starts. Truth or Dare?" Carly and Sam said at the same time. I sighed.

"Uh… truth."

"Ahh, you might as well call that category bitchassedness." Sam sighed. I rolled my eyes.

"Ok, Ok. Uhm. Oh! Have you ever…" Sam stared at us. "gone commando for a whole day?" I let out a huge breath.

"Thank god." I whispered. Then I remembered I had to answer the question.

"Shit. Uhm. Well. It was laundry day and well…" Carly and Sam were already laughing.

"That's amazingly disgusting Freddy!" Carly laughed. I rolled my eyes and blushed.

"Yeah well, she asked, and I answered." I said, trying to get her off my back.

"Nice, Fredward. Carly's turn." Sam said, pointing at her best friend. "Don't be a bitchass. AKA Freddy." she added. Carly rolled her eyes.

"Fine. Dare." Sam rubbed her hands together hungrily.

"I dare you to… call Gibby." she said. Carly shrugged and took her phone off the table.

"Call Gibby, and phone sex him up." Carly choked on her spit. I looked at Sam.

"Where do you come up with these?" I yelled.

"Meh. I'm just creative!" Sam said happily. Carly coughed, sighed and called Gibby and put it on speaker.

"Hey." Gibby's voice answered.

"Hey, Gibby!"

"Uh. Hey."

"Yeah. I'm really bored."

"Cool."

"Like really bored."

"Yeah. You said that."

"We should meet up. At like, the Groovy Smoothie or something."

"Yeah, the thing is, I'm about to take a shower." Carly's eyes widened, but Sam gave a look. Carly sighed and cleared her throat.

"Really? Mind if I join?" she lowered her eyelids like he was there.

"My shower's not that big." Gibby seemed oblivious to the sexiness of her request.

"I'm sure your bed is." I could practically hear the wink in her voice.

"Nope, I fall off it all the time."

"Mmmhm, having fun on the floor, I'm liking it." Carly said, sounding exactly like a phone sex operator.

"Uh. We could play twister, I guess."

"Exactly what I was thinking, you naughty boy." Me and Sam were just trying very hard not to laugh, but we were kinda failing.

"I'm sooo confused."

"Ugh, never mind. Bye." Carly said, hanging up. Me and Sam were already on the floor laughing.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Carly yelled, a smirk creeping up on her face.

"He said, WE COULD PLAY TWISTER!" Sam exploded, wiping tears from her eyes.

"The poor boy." I said, letting out bursts of laughs even though I didn't want to.

"Help HAHA me…" I said, holding my sides.

"See Carly! It was so funny you drove him to hysterics." Sam said before slapping me so hard I saw stars.

"THANKS." I said coldly, rubbing my face.

"You know what? Sam. Truth or Dare?" Carly said, bent on revenge.