"Dare, duh." Sam said.

"I dare you to give Freddy a lap dance." Carly yelled. Sam's pupils seemed to get smaller.

"Wha-what?" she said quietly. Hah. And they claim it's SAM'S birthday.

I beg to differ.

"You heard me Samantha Puckett. Do it. Don't be a bitchass!" she mocked. Sam's fake glasses fell off her face, like they were shocked too. She put them back on subconsciously. Me, I was just waiting and making myself think of fat people and pimples.

Sam sighed. "Whatever." She then crawls over and sits in my lap. The fat people start to look like Sam. Carly is sitting, gleefully smiling and recording this with her phone.

"Mmmkay, starts now." Sam tossed her hair and stared straight into the camera. Carly started laughing, and when say turned around, I understood why. She looked like a baby hooker.

"Well, Well, hot stuff, what brings you to the strip club tonight?' she says in a manly deep voice. I burst out laughing.

"I'm looking to adopt a baby." I snapped jokingly. Sam turned around so her round ass was facing me.

"You talking about these babies?" she asked, pointing to her butt. It took all the energy in me to not say FUCK YEAH!

"Muahahaha! This is gold!" Carly yelled. Sam started rotating her hips, slowly, and bending down lower even slower. I closed my eyes and tried to clear my mind but it wasn't happening - Sam's fruity smell was simply intoxicating. She was so close to my… stuff… I almost came right then and there. She rolled her head back so her hair slapped me, and soon she was basically sitting in my lap. I had to stop breathing, because if I even tried, it would come out all short and erratic. Suddenly, she stopped grinding on me and stood up.

"That's all you're gettin', Shay." she exclaimed.

"Wait, Sam, move over for a minute?" Carly asked, confused. Sam shrugged and moved before I had any time to hide my extremely obvious boner. Carly pointed her phone at my pants.

"Ohmygosh Freddy, you get hard on command, I see." Carly giggled, then her and Sam just started laughing at me.

"SHUT UPPP! You guys are losers!" I said, though I doubt they even heard.

"It was poking my back the whole time!" Sam shouted, slapping my arm. I stuck my tongue at the beautiful godess, and she wiped her eyes.

"Mkay, Mkay, It's Freddy's turn. Truth or Dare?" she said.

So very short. :( Ah, well =]