"Truth. Definitely." Carly smirked. Obviously, she thought she was going to get away with that one, but Sam was going to think of the most embarrassing thing ever. Sam grabbed the camera and turned it towards herself.

"Spencer, I hope you're watching this." she said evilly then turned it back to Carly.

"Shay. Where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex and with who and when?" she asked. I could tell Sam knew and that's why she asked. Carly's face turned purple.

"Why Sam! I've never even had sex before!" she lied miserably.

"Ah, ah, ah. Truth or Dare oath." Sam tssked at Carly.

"Oh my god, Sam!"

"ANSWER OR DEAL WITH ME!" Sam screamed.

"hmmphhomppmhmphmm." Carly said.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" I asked obnoxiously. Carly frowned.

"Dear god, fine, in Spencer's room, with Griffin, and like 2 weeks ago." she said, looking like she wanted to skin Sam.

"Ooh, Spencer, yah hear that? In YOUR room, with the very person YOU hate! I hope you change your sheets." she mocked. Carly tore the camera from Sam's hands.

"WELL SAM? TRUTH OR DARE?" She asked, fuming.

"Dare." Sam said, oblivious to Carly's tone of voice.

"I dare you to wander around the lobby aimlessly, naked." she spat. Sam eyes opened so wide they crossed.

"I, ah, Carly…" she stuttered. Carly squeezed her cheeks.

"NO. NO YOU WILL NOT REJECT IT. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. DO. IT." I admit, Carly can be very scary when she wants to. Sam sighed.

"Well? Let's get going upstairs." she said sadly and moped to the elevator. Carly slapped the camera in my hands.

I love truth or dare.

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"I. Did. Not. Change. My. Sheets. I. Did. Not. I. Did. Not." Spencer was chanting on the couch when we got in. He turned around.

"Hey, Spenceeeer." Carly said awkwardly. He just kinda stared at her.

"My room? Of all rooms?" he asked.

"Well, iCarly equipment is in my room! If he jizzed all over-"

"CARLY!" Spencer screamed, pressing his hands to his ears.

"Yowch! I mean, well, if he would have ejaculated-"

"CAAAAAAAAAARLY!"

"Look, I cant talk right now, Sam needs to do something important." Spencer shook his head and slumped himself back into fetal position. I eagerly followed the girls up the stairs and into Carly's room.

"Stop ta-ta-talking that blah, blah blah…" Sam was singing when we got up there. I didn't even know where she was, but I could hear the rustle of her clothes being take off. Yeeeeees.

"Hurry up princess!" Carly yelled shrilly. Sam gave her the bird from behind a wall. That's where she was.

"I'm not sure this is very legal guys…" I said worriedly, even though I'd pay to see Sam naked, I didn't want her getting arrested for the umpteenth time. This time, it won't be Juvie.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The speakers in Carly's room screamed when she pressed the button.

"Real mature."

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Your such a -"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Ca-"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" After that, I shut up. Sam sighed and stepped from behind the wall. She started walking so fast I didn't even see her.

"Let's go." she said, pressing the elevator. All I could shoot was her naked ass, but it was boner worthy and left much to the imagination.

"Your dick is hyperactive." Carly giggled. "Twice in like one hour."

"You do realize all of this is going to ruin our social lives forever, right?"

"Oh please. All people that watch iCarly are probably in bed right now." she laughed. The elevator arrived. Sam walked in and turned around to press the button. I guess she forgot she was naked because her eyes bugged out when she saw the camera and she faced the other way again. But I already saw a good, solid, ten seconds of that body and let's just say I'm lucky I didn't just cum right then and there.

"Freddy don't fucking record this!" she screamed.

"HEY! You asked for it!" I yelled back, boarding the elevator with the girls. We began to ride down but the elevator stopped like 3 seconds later. The door opened, of course, my mother was standing there, looking as if she'd saw me doing horrible, terrible things on a popular web show.

Oh. Right.