This is modded Minecraft, people. MODDED.
Scorchfist ran to the Apprentices Cottage and began packing.
Food, armor, money, interdimensional map, I think I have everything.
Scorchy slung his backpack over his shoulder and ran outside.
Blazer, Scorchy's bright blue alicorn, was waiting outside. When its (the horse is transsexual) master, it hoofed the ground and whinnied.
Scorchfist made a face. "No, I did not burn down the barn. Now let's get going before the burners come back."
Blazer made a face. Don't tell me what to do, Scorchfist, the horse's voice rang out. Climb on.
Scorchy copied the face as well as possible. "Don't tell me what to do, Blazer."
The horse charged Scorchy and threw him into its back with its horn and spread its wings. This is gonna be a long ride.
Blazer landed in the town of Blokz within ten minutes after taking off from the charred barn.
Scorchfist slid off Blazer's back and walked around dizzily.
You okay? Blazer asked.
Scorchfist nodded and crashed into a lamppost.
Blazer caught the dizzy player on his wing and rolled his eyes. This is going to be a long trip.