Chapter 3: Trouble
Previously
"This is my new home. The super public bath and women's dorm Asahi heights bathhouse!" Yamato said as he looked at the building.
Story Start
"Technically men aren't allowed to live here. But it's not like I don't know you. It'll be nice to have another manto help around the place. And besides it would be nice for Naruto-kun to have another friend that isn't a girl. Oh the others already know about you." Ayano said.
"Don't worry Ayano-san you know I always get things done. The rent is free and you're even paying me to work here for part-time. Obviously I'll work hard cleaning the bath house or whatever." Yamato said.
"Cleaning the bath house is really hard you know. Even Naruto-kun needs "extra help"." Ayano said giving air quotes on the last part.
"Eeeeeasy I'm a pretty strong guy you know. Besides this could give me a chance to bond with my nephew." Yamato said.
"Onii-chan~ Onii-chan~ What were doing before coming here?" Miho asked.
"Oh I went to the convenience store to buy a snack. There was a long line." Yamato said.
"really? You sure you weren't cheating on me?" Miho asked.
"Wha?! What are you saying?!" Yamato flustered.
"Suspicious… You're rambling." Miho said.
"I'll go clean the bath now. I'll unpack later." Yamato said as he walked off to the bath house. Ayano was giggling at the scene.
With Naruto
Naruto finally arrived at the dorm and was going to the kitchen where he was greeted by Ayano who was drinking tea.
"I'm home." Naruto said still having a weird feeling when he said that.
"Welcome home sochi. So did you get the items?" Ayano said.
"Yeah, yeah, I got the cake, the rice, potatoes, tomatoes, onions, ice cream, beer and the RAMEN!" Naruto said. Ayano signed when he said ramen.
"How are you still alive? Eating all that ramen would kill a normal person." Ayano said.
"Well it's a good thing I'm not normal." Naruto said smiling.
"True. So how was your training trip?" Ayano asked.
"It was good. I'm getting faster just not at the speed I want to be at. And Lan is getting better at using swords." Naruto said as he put the groceries in their respective places.
"You're already fast. You're probably the fastest in the world. So why do you want to go faster?" Ayano asked.
"The speed I want to achieve is nothing compared to my old acquaintance. Compared to him I'm nothing more a than a turtle." Naruto said reminiscing the past with a sad face. Ayano noticed this and put her cup of tea on the table and got up and hugged Naruto.
"Don't worry Naru-kun. You no longer have to be hurt by them." Ayano said. Naruto nodded and hugged his mother back.
"Arigato kaa-san." Naruto said smiling. Ayano smiled.
"Alright now go help Yamayo-kun with the bath house." Ayano said.
"Eh Yamato is here already? I thought he was coming tomorrow." Naruto said.
"(sign) Naruto-kun I told he was coming today. Oh he's also living beside you so be nice to him." Ayano said. Naruto nodded.
"Can I use my kage bunshin no jutsu?" Naruto asked hopeful.
"Not today. You can use it when no one is watching." Ayano said and Naruto signed in annoyance and dragged his legs to the bath house.
When he walked inside the bath house he saw a boy who was on underneath Megumi head under her butt with Yuka was standing on the side line with her cell phone out taking pictures and saw Miho with steam coming out of her head. And the girl that he saw at his future school.
'It's her!' Naruto thought.
With Yamato
After running away from Miho and going to the bath house to do his part time job. Unfortunately he had underestimated the super bath.
"This is really tiring." Yamato said stopping what he was doing and was looking around.
"But, man… they've got Jacuzzis and a sauna. And everything is new. They probably attact lots of young girls." Yamato thought.
'Young girls. Maybe this time I can get a girl friend. It's just depressing that a runt like Takashi got a girlfriend before me.' Yamato thought as he remembered his home town.
"AHHHH you haven't filled the bath yet?!" Miho shouted surprising Yamato.
"ugh?!"
"Wasn't cleaning easy for you? That's what you said so do it properly!" Miho shouted.
"Be-be quiet I'll be done in a bit!" Yamato said.
"Hurry it up or else…sheesh ni-ni does this faster than you and he started when he was 12." Miho said. Which got Yamato's attention.
'Ni-ni?' Yamato questioned.
"Oh yeah! There are two university students living here and … and watch out for them especially the long haired the one!" Miho said.
"W-why is she dangerous?!" Yamato panicked.
"She's very dangerous! Especially for a country boy like you!" Miho said but then two girls came in the bath house.
"Like I said already just ask the boy out and let them pay for everything. Why else do you have those giant breasts?" Yuka said in her undergarments.
"I… I can't do that what you do, Saotome-san." Megumi said blushing while holding her face.
"EHHH!" Miho screamed.
'Speak of the devil!' Miho thought.
"Ehh the bath isn't filled yet?" Yuka said.
'Eh? Really?" Megumi said as she couldn't see as her glasses were off.
"Don't look!" Miho said as she covered Yamato's eyes.
"Argh!" Yamato shouted.
"Eehh is that the boy the landlady was talking about. he has a cue face~" Yuka said while watchin Yamato try to shake Miho off his back.
"Don't get any closer you pervert!" Miho shouted.
"Ah ah watch the nail! Watch the nails!" Yamato said but then his hand landed on something soft. When he was finally able to see he looked where his hand was. His hand was touching Yuka's breasts.
"That'll be 50,000 yen! 3" Yuka said in a seductive tone while taking her bra off.
"AAHHHHHH!" Yamato yelled.
"Onii-chan get out of here!" Miho shouted as she pushed Yamato causing him to fall and slide on the ground tripping Megumi causing her to sit on his head.
"Onii-chan!" Miho shouted.
"Yay go Megumi go!" Yuka cheered.
"I…ifwaffn't on Puupiff! (it wasn't on purpose!")" Yamato said but then noticed someone coming inside. It was a girl with blue hair and wearing a school uniform that he didn't recognize.
'Who's she?' Yamato thought.
By this time Naruto came in and was shocked to see the high jump girl.
'It's her! What is she doing here?' Naruto thought
The girl just smiled "Please do that sort of thing in your own room." The girl said.
"Y-you've got it all wrong Arrrrr!" Yamato yelled.
"HEY! I go away for a week and you're already causing problems!" Naruto said as he joined in getting everyone's attention.
"NI-ni!?/ Naruto!" Miho, Yuka and Megumi said respectively.
'Naruto?' Yamato thought then realization came to him.
'He's my cousin!' Yamato thought.
"Yeah it's me -ttebayo! Megumi-chan can you please get of Yamato? Kaa-san would be displease if her nephew wouldn't be able to work." Naruto said as Megumi nodded and got off. Naruto then looked at Yamato.
"Yamato-san why don't you help Miho-chan clean the corridors those haven't been clean for two weeks now." Naruto said gaining a nod from Yamato who scampered away with Miho.
"Yuka-chan and Megumi-chan can you wait in your rooms for a while until I fill the bath. I'll call you when it's done." Naruto said gaining a 'tch' from Yuka and a nod from Megumi. They went back to the change rooms to put their clothes back on. Naruto then turned to the blue haired girl.
"I'm sorry about that. If you're going to use the bath house you'll have to wait for a few minutes." Naruto said. The girl nodded and left the room. When everyone was gone and out of view Naruto signed as he looked at the bath house.
"Seriously, the kid didn't do anything yet." Naruto said as he put his fingers in a cross and shouted "Kage bunshin no jutsu!" about 40 clones appeared.
"Alright boys! 35 of you clean the bath house, and the rest check the water and be ready to put the water when everything is done!" All he got was silent "Hai's" and the clones went off to their business. Naruto of course helps the clones because he has nothing to do and if he went everyone except Ayano would question why he was here and not cleaning the bath house.
After 15 minutes the bath house was cleaned and the water was poured in.
"Phew done. Seriously why would kaa-san want Yamato to help me? I mean if he did it would take at least two hours with his speed." Naruto signed and went to tell that the bath house was ready. But then heard yelling. So he ran to the source which was from his room. When he was inside he saw Yamato rolling on the ground and his mother on the ground in the hole in his room. 'THE HOLE IN MY ROOM!'
"Sheesh why did you break the wall Yamato-kun?" Ayano asked and Naruto nodded.
"It was already broken." Yamato said.
"I fixed this room! I even replaced the wallpaper." Ayano said.
"Then why didn't you fix my room? That hole is distracting." Yamato said.
"This isn't even your room." Ayano said which got a look of shock from Yamato and a sign of relef for the girl.
"What the nwhose…" Yamato didn't finish.
"It's mine." Naruto said getting everyone's attention.
"Ehhh! But your Auntie's son why would you need a room?" Yamato asked.
"Because I'm still not used to living with people." Naruto said sadly getting a sad expression from Ayano and confused looks from Yamato and the girl.
"But seriously why are you in here? Didn't you read the name tag that was on the door?" Naruto asked.
"Name tag?" Yamato questioned.
"Every room as a name tag to tell whose room is whose. Seriously not only do you break into my room you also destroy the wall." Naruto said.
"Sorry Asahina-san and sochi-kun it'll be fixed by tomorrow." Ayano said.
'So her last name is Asahina.' Naruto thought
"Yes… Thank you." Asahina said.
"Geez… this child's been doing bad things like this since he was little! All of you may be going to the same school, but what a difference." Ayano said.
"W-what is…?" Yamato said clutching his nose.
"She's amazing you know?! Unlike you, who barely squeaked through the alternate exam… she was scouted for the track and field team." Ayano said poking Yamato's nose. Naruto was wide eyed.
"Scouted? Whoa that is awesome! Ttebayo!" Naruto shouted.
"Yep sochi she's amazing isn't she?" Ayano asked her son. Naruto was to speechless to talk. Naruto was staring at her in a new light.
'I thought her looks was amazing but man. If there was a bingo book for girls she just increased her rank.' Naruto thought.
"Yes, she's strong unlike that banshee from before. Now tell everyone to leave and grab her and have your ways with her." Kyuubi said making Naruto blush.
"Baka! Why would I do that?!" Naruto unknowingly yelled out causing everyone to stare at him. Ayano knew who he was talking to but Yamato and Asahina didn't and thought he was yelling at them.
"Oi gaki keep your voice down."Kyuubi said Naruto then realized he shouted and went red with embarrassment.
"S-sorry just talking to myself. Anyway you're in track and field huh?" Naruto tried to change the subject and the girl nodded.
"Yep, with her skills she might represent Japan someday and when that time come I'll be able to brag about it! "She used to live in my apartment!" Ayano said.
"Yes. I'll work hard." Asahina said with a little sadness which caught Naruto's attention.
'Why did she sound sad?' Naruto thought.
"Compared to them you're… hey apologize properly!" Ayano said putting force into Yamato's head.
"Sorry." Yamato said.
"Now clean this…" Ayano wasn't able to finish.
"I'll clean it up just leave. Oh and Asahina-san the bath house is cleaned you can go now. And can you tell Yuka and Megumi on the way." Naruto said calmly. Asahina nodded. Ayano was dragging Yamato and leaving.
"Oh Asahina feel free to ask for anything from me and sochi-kun here. And if you want you canuse Yamato here as well to cleaning what not okay?" Ayano said.
When they left Naruto and Asahina was left alone. It was silent which was awkward. Naruto went to get cleaning tools to clean the mess.
"So I didn't really get your name?" Naruto said trying to start a conversation.
"It's Asahina Suzuka." The now known as Suzuka said.
"Morning bellflower. That's beautiful." Naruto said giving his usual grins which currently isn't usual anymore since his banishment. Suzuka just stayed calm but inside she blushed.
"What's yours?" Suzuka asked trying to continue the conversation.
"Name's Uzumaki Naruto Dattebayo!" Naruto shouted pointing at himself.
"Spiral fishcake?" Suzuka asked confused and smiling a little.
"NO! It's spiral maelstrom not Fishcake!" Naruto yelled.
Naruto was finished cleaning his room.
"Can I go in your room to clean the rest of the things up." Naruto asked Suzuka nodded and they were in Suzuka's room.
"Seriously first day he comes and I already of clean up after him." Naruto said.
"Well you should have known that since he is your cousin." Suzuka said.
"Yeah but this the first time I heard of him. I only know what he's like from Miho. But now that I think about it he's completely opposite to what she said." Naruto said and Suzuka nodded in understandment
"SO when did you come here?" Naruto asked.
"6 days ago." Suzuka said.
"Really? Then that explains why I didn't see you. Sorry I didn't greet you I was trying to get away from Miho from her Yamato lectures." Naruto said. Suzuka nodded.
"Alright done! If you have any problems please don't hesitate to ask me. Especially since we're neighbor's." Naruto said as he used the hole in his room to go to his room. Then Naruto went and looked for a cardboard paper and when he did he used it cover the hole in his room.
With Suzuka
Suzuka was getting her items she needed for the bath house. Her thoughts were going to a certain blond.
'His attitude is just like his.' Suzuka thought but then stopped and looked at the hole in the room.
'That idiot is causing problems on the first day he arrived. Uzumaki doesn't seem to be bothered though. It's obivious who's mature.' Suzuka thought as she got a card board paper and covered the hole just like Naruto. Then there was a knock in her door. She wsa praying it wasn't Yamato she didn't want to deal with his stupidity so she waited until the person left but the knocking still continued. She go irritated so she opened the door.
"Stop that. What do you want?" Suzuka asked until she noticed that Miho was at the door.
"Um where is onii-chan?" Miho asked.
"Miho-chan he left with Ayano-san." Suzuka answered
"really? I heard he broke the wall between yours and ni-ni's. Don't hate Yamato-onii-chan too much?" Miho said.
"huh?" Suzuka asked.
"E…even today it was Saotome-san's fault that things turned out the way it did in the bath! Um I also shoved him away and…" Miho said nervously.
"You came up here to tell me that?" Suzuka asked
"Um yes because you seem to hate Onii-chan so…" Miho said.
"Well I might because he did break the wall." Suzuka said
"well he is clumsy but he has is good sides like he's kind and funny and he can make okonomiyaki." Miho said.
"you're quite devoted to your Onii-chan?" Suzuka said. Miho smiled.
"I guess he just brings out my bossy side." Miho said smiling. Suzuka was about to say something but stopped when they heard Yamato yell.
"Ahhhhh stop that!" Yamato yelled.
"What's wrong you still owe me 50,000 yen for touching my breasts." Yuka said.
"That wasn't on purpose!" Yamato yelled.
"Yuka-san please stop." Megumi could be heard. But then the door next to Suzuka which was Naruto's room opened up and Naruto came out.
"Stop that!" Naruto yelled out as he stomped to the other side of the dorm.
"You're disturbing everyone." Naruto yelled.
"What are you going to do eh blonde?" Yuka said.
"Unless you want me to give nightmares I recon you stop yelling and stop blackmailing. Now go the bath house is opened and cleaned." Naruto said as he came back dragging Yamato with him.
"And you. Stop acting weak around them. The moment they smell weakness they'll do anything ruin your life." Naruto said to Yamato who nodded scared at Naruto's face.
"Now just go to your room and don't come out until dinner." Naruto said tossing Yamato to his door.
"B-but I have to lock up the bath house." Yamato said.
"I'll do it." Naruto said slamming his door. Yamato got up and went to his room head down.
There was silence now. Miho looked up at Suzuka nervously but inside she was raging.
'I'm trying help him save face around here and he does something stupid again! He should be lucky Ni-ni was there save him!' Miho thought.
"Um sorry about that please don't hate too much." Miho said as she went to her room which she shared with her mother. Suzuka closed the door. Once she was inside she signed.
"Maybe a little. Sorry Miho-chan I just can't bring myself to like that guy." Suzuka said.
"Because of that stupid onii-chan I haven't been able to take a bath." Suzuka said as she got her items and went for the bath house.
With Naruto
Naruto was on his bed talking with Kyuubi.
'Hey furball what is there to do now? I did all my chores. I can't go outside and train because there are more people to watch out for.' Naruto said.
"Why don't you look for that blue haired vixen and have your ways with her?" Kyuubi asked.
'I'm sorry I asked.' Naruto said.
"Well if you have nothing to do why don't you think of ways you can use the kekkei genkai I gave you." Kyuubi said.
'I can't think of ways to use for. I mean I can't use it like a rasengan unless I want my hand to disappear. Why did you have to give a kekkei genkai that can only be used for destruction?' Naruto said.
"Well I'm the Kyuubi no yoko I only know how to destroy. If you want to bring the dead back to life then you got the wrong biju." Kyuubi said. Naruto signed but then got up as his door was slammed opened.
"Afternoon it's the business trip hostess! 3" Yuka shouted as she had alcohol in her hand.
"H-hey Saotome-san you shouldn't be doing this!" Megumi said panicky.
"Hey Yuka you're drunk go back to your room and sleep." Naruto said as he signed.
"I'm not drunk." Yuka said.
"Sure you're not." Naruto deadpanned.
"S-sorry Naruto-kun I'll take her back." Megumi said.
"Please do." Naruto said.
Yuka then said something that no one understood and pushed Megumi. Megumi landed on top of Naruto.
"Sorry Naruto-kun," Megumi said but then had a bottle of alcohol in her mouth.
"Shut up and drink!" Yuka said.
'Oh crap!' Naruto thought knowing alcohol and Megumi does not go together.
To be continued…