Naruto& SUzuka chapter 6: Yasunobu & Lan & Past
"By onii-chan!I'm off to school now!" Miho said as she goes to her junior high.
"See ya take care!" Yamato said.
"Let's go to school together starting tomorrow!" Miho waved.
"Sure!" Yamato replies as he watches Miho go. Once Miho is out of view Yamato starts thinking.
"Starting tomorrow I'll be in high school. Studying in a new environment. I hope Naruto-san helps me. Though now that I think about it he's been helping ever since I came here. I have repay somehow." Yamato says as he leaves the balcony and goes inside for breakfast.
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"AHH I'm so full!" Yamato yelled.
"Geez the weather outside is good. You should go outside and exercise a bit Yamato-kun. You should learn from Suzuka-chan and Naruto-kun" Ayano said to Yamato who was playing with Gouro. Yamato stopped playing withGouro.
"Where are they anyways?" Yamato asked.
"Suzuka-chan went to train long time ago and Naruto-kun went to Lan-kun's house to play a game. If you have nothing to do you should join a club too." Ayano said knowing that game actually meant training.
"I got to go clean the bath." Yamato said leaving the room.
"Geez."
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"Man aunt Ayano talks way too much now. She really is my mom's sister." Yamato said as he walked up to his room. When Yamato opened his door he saw a boy with blond hair in his room reading his magazines and eating his potato chips.
"Yo! Long time no see. I'm here to bother you." Said the blond boy.
"W-who are you?" Yamato asked.
"Hey, hey don't tell me you already forgot! I'm Yasunobu remember?!" The now known as Yasunobu said.
"Yasunobu… Hattori?! What are you doing in my room?!" Yamato yelled.
"Hey you didn't even lock the door. So careless." Yasunobu said.
"How can you come in even if the door wasn't locked? That's the same as theft!" Yamato yelled.
"Why are you being so mean? We're good friends." Yasunobu said.
"Who's your good friend?" Yamato said as he started to remember how he had met Yasunobu.
'This bastard tricked me and made all the women in the bath house call me a pervert and I ended up getting scolded for a lie he told!'
"How come you don't have any H-magazine?" Yasunobu asked.
"Why would I have those?!" Yamato yelled.
"So you're still the same. Still haven't got a girlfriend heh?" Yasunobu said.
"That's none of your business." Yamato said.
"Never mind that since we'll be going to the same school let's be friends again." Yasunobu said.
"W-wha?!"
"I met Miho-chan on the way here. She told me a lot of things about you. I really hope we get to be in the same class." Yasunobu said.
"What?! You're after Miho-chan too! You sick pervert!" Yamato yelled.
"Please I'm not interested in small children. Women are those with female hormones all over their body. Like your aunt Ayano, sexy isn't she?" Yasunobu said. For Yamato that was the last straw. He dragged Yasunobu and kicked him out of his room.
"I'm not interested in your sick hobby now get out!" Yamato yelled.
"Ah! I don't want to go yet!" Yasunobu yelled but once Yasunobu went out he saw a door that had the name tag Suzuka Asahina on it.
"Hey is this Suzuka girl a beauty?!" Yasunobu asked.
"Eh?"
"Tell me I'm interested in this name." Yasunobu said smiling like a goof ball.
'Damn it I can't tell her that she's the same year as us and she goes to our school. Naruto would kill me. Especially if I told him a pervert like this idiot here is interested in Suzuka.' Yamato said.
"Here let me show you something good for once therefore you have to introduce me to this Suzuka girl." Yasunobu said as he pulled out his cell phone and showed a a picture of a girl on it.
"Who's she?" Yamato asked.
"This is my current girlfriend." Yasunobu said.
"How many girls are you actually dating?" Yasunobu asked.
"Well I can't do anything about. Men like to have lovers. My dream is one man with many wives." Yasunobu said.
'Now I know I can't tell him about Asahina-san Naruto would diffidently kill me and I wouldn't hear the end of it from Miho for destroying her plan to get her Ni-ni a girlfriend. That's it this is how I can repay Naruto for helping me. I'll protect Asahina from a pervert like him!' Yamato thought.
"She's a 50 year old lady." Yamato started.
"EH?! Really?" Yasunobu asked.
"Yep she's also fat and ugly. Not to mention rude as well. She's the worst." Yamato said.
"Well sorry about that! Being a fat ugly old lady who is rude." Suzuka said coming from behind.
"A-asahina-san?!" Yamato yelled
"Oh that's her." Yasunobu said.
"l-look Asahina I'm do this for you…" Yamato said.
"Oh really now. By calling me ugly and fat is your way of helping me!" Suzuka said.
"You do he is actually trying to help right Asahina-chan." Said Naruto coming from behind with someone else in tow. Everyone face him. Yamato looked like he was saved. Suzuka was confused and angry. And Yasunobu was sweating and looked like he had just seen a ghost.
"What do you mean?" Suzuka asked.
"Well Yasunobu-san here is actually a big pervert. Once he sets his eyes on a girl he doesn't back down until the girl says yes to going out with him. Yamato was probably trying to get his attention away from you so he would leave you alone. Isn't that right Yamato-kun." Naruto said.
"Yes that's it!" Yamato said throwing his hands in the air.
'He saved me again!' Yamato yelled inside his mind.
"I can take care of myself. And besides he's nothing more than a pervert how is he threat to me?" Suzuka asked.
"He's a pervert with 4 girlfriends currently." The boy behind Naruto said.
"Who are you?" Yamato asked.
"Oh sorry my name is Lan Hikari. Naruto's friend." Lan said.
"He has 4 girl…" But Suzuka was never able to finish when Yasunobu yelled.
"What are you doing here?!" Yasunobu said pointing at Naruto. Getting confused looks from everyone present.
"What do you mean? I live here." Naruto said.
"No you don't I don't see your name anywhere." Yasunobu said.
"My name is right here." Naruto said pointing at his door.
"That's say's Naruto Uzumaki! Your name is Naruto Fujikawa!" Yasunobu stated.
"Oh that I use Fujikawa in formal documents and school. When I'm outside I use Uzumaki." Naruto said smiling.
"What's wrong with Yasunobu? You look like you just saw a monster or something?" Yamato asked.
"Of course I'm seeing a monster! Do you know who he is? He's the Pranking king from the nine hell!" Yasunobu said.
"Pranking king?" Yamato asked.
"Yes he's a master prankster. He even painted the whole seika junior high in broad daylight and no one knew how!" Yasunobu said.
"Now, now let's save the questions for another time. Naruto here needs to study and that would be impossible if he were answer questions the whole day." Lan said.
"aww seriously do I really need to. I mean can't I spend the last day of spring break how I want to." Naruto whined.
"No unless you want to get good grades I suggest we start now." Lan said.
"Damn. Oh well I'll see you guys at dinner." Naruto said as he and Lan went inside Naruto's room. That only left Suzuka, Yamato and Yasunobu. Suzuka turned towards Yamato.
"You're the worst!" Suzuka yelled as she slammed her door.
"How does Naruto-san like her?!" Yamato said and then turned towards Yasunobu.
"I blame you!" he yelled at Yasunobu and went inside his room. As Yasunobu left.
At Dinner
In the the dining room of Ayano's room Miho, Suzuka and Yamato were eating.
"Asahina-san can you pass the bean sauce… Asahina-san…hey Asahina-san the sauce…" Yamato said when Suzuka slammed the sauce in front of him.
"Thanks." Yamato said.
"Are you two fighting?" Miho asked.
Anyway I'm just and ugly fat rude old lady!" Suzuka said.
"I-I didn't mean it! Didn't you hear Naruto said I was…" Yamato started but was interrupted by Ayano entering the room.
"Hey Yamato-kun Yasunobu Hattori came by today didn't he?" Ayano asked.
"Hmm you met him aunt Ayano?" Yamato asked.
"Yep he came by to say hi. That kid is still the same mannered boy. I like him a lot." Ayano said pouring tea in Suzuka's cup.
"He's nothing but a pervert! Even Naruto agrees." Yamato said.
"But Yasunobu-senpai was in the same middle school as me. He's really popular and even has a fan club after him." Miho said.
"Oh so the exact opposite of Yamato." Suzuka said.
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!" Yamato yelled.
"I have a pretty good idea." Suzuka said.
"But I'm really worried that Yasunobu-senpai will affect onii-chan in a bad way. If onii-chan wants to be like him he will be popular as well." Miho said worriedly.
"You're to overprotective of Yamato Miho-chan." Suzuka said.
"Overprotective?" Miho asked
"Don't teach her strange words. Besides I would never be like that pervert!" Yamato yelled.
"Though." Suzuka started.
"Huh?" Yamato asked thinking she was going to insult him.
"I am curious what Yasunobu-san said when he called Naruto-kun pranking king from the nine hells?" Suzuka said getting wide eyes from both Ayano and Miho.
"Yeah now that you mention it Naruto-san seems to mature to be a prankster." Yamato added then he looked at Ayano who looked like she knew something.
"Aunt Ayano do you know something?" Yamato asked. Ayano sighed.
"Yes, 2 years ago when I adopted Naruto-kun I had him go to the middle school Miho-chan goes now. Back then Naruto didn't understand anything. And on his first day Naruto had pranked the whole school by painting the school all in orange. No one knew how he did it and no one had seen him do it. It was a broad day light as well. Ever since then Naruto would prank people. He still does it now only he does it to people that irritate him or people like perverts and thugs. Yasunobu san must not like him because one day he had glued everyone's seat except his and Lan-kuns." Ayano said getting wide eyes from Suzuka and Yamato.
"Yep Ni-ni pranked the bully at my elementary school as well. Now she never bully's anyone." Miho said.
"Really? Hahaha wow that's awesome!" Yamato yelled.
"Yes though I wish he would spend more time studying then planning his prank. I can already tell he's going to do another prank tomorrow so watch out. Naruto really is a genius but I guess he has hard time letting go of the past." Ayano said which made Suzuka go a little sad as if she was remembering something.
"Yeah Ni-ni has the most creative pranks ever. My favourite one was when he put the chalkboard eraser on the door." Miho said.
"Isn't that a common prank?" Yamato asked.
"Yeah but when Ni-ni did it he made it as a distraction so the teacher wouldn't see the other pranks in front of him/her. (Negima prank)" Miho said. Just then Naruto came through.
"But what started his pranks in the first place?" Yamato asked.
"Well he told it was to get attention at first but then he just did to irritate his old sensei and just to have fun." Ayano said sadly at the beginning then smiling at the end which didn't go unnoticed by Suzuka.
'Why did he want attention?' Suzuka thought.
"Sorry I'm late Lan wouldn't let me go until I finished everything." Naruto said scratching his back he looked around and saw that Yamato was looking at him.
"What is Yamato-kun do I have something on my face?" Naruto asked. Yamato shook his head.
"Where is Lan-kun?" Ayano asked.
"Oh he left. He went home fast so he could play with megaman." Naruto said.
"Huh? Megaman?" Yamato asked.
"Yep it's a computer program he made with the help of his dad. He calls it an A.I. or something still confuses me but it's really cool. Megaman can talk back and do other stuff that Lan programmed him to do. Anyway what were you guys talking about?" Naruto said.
"Oh about Yasunobu." Yamato said.
"Oh that guy watch out for him he's a pervert. Like Lan said before he's dating 4 girls at the same time. Oh yeah by the way Yamato since you don't know the area that well why don't you come with me and Lan we were going to walk around anyway." Naruto said.
"Sure there are some places that changed last time I came here." Yamato said Naruto then turned to Suzuka.
"If you want you can come to you know?" Naruto said.
"No thank you. I don't want the same thing to happen like last time." Suzuka said.
"Oh come on. What happened last time was a mistake okay some off the chefs were lying about their injuries because they didn't want me to finish their stocks!" Naruto said.
"Still I'll be going now. Thanks for the meal land lady." Suzuka said.
"No problem Suzuka-chan." Ayano said.
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Naruto, Lan, Yamato and Yasunobu were walking down the street.
So tell me again why Yasunobu is walking with us?" Yamato said.
"You tell me he was in your room." Naruto said as he looked at Yasunobu was rating girls from a scale from 1 to 100.
'He's just like erosennin.' Naruto thought.
"Maybe that perverted hermit had a son that nobody knew." Kyuubi said.
'Maybe.' Naruto replied.
"Hey isn't that Asahina-san?" Yasunobu said breaking Naruto out of his thoughts.
'Where?!' Naruto thought looking for Suzuka. When he found her he saw that she was arrying something.
"What's she doing out so late?" Lan asked.
"Yeah especially since she said she didn't want to come out when Naruto offered." Yamato added.
Suzuka looked up and saw Naruto, Yamato, Lan and Yasunobu.
"Hey Asahhina-san what are you doing so late?" Yamato asked.
"Yeah thought you said you didn't want to come out." Naruto said.
"Naruto-kun. I just received a call that my microwave oven that I ordered has arrived. Because the store was opened they told me to come and pick it up." Suzuka said.
"Well that looks heavy. Why didn't you tell them to deliver it?" Yamato said.
"I don't want to… The delivery cost extra I'd rather do it myself!" Suzuka yelled.
"Stingy." Yamato said. Suzuka was about to call him careless when she felt lighter she turned and saw that Naruto was carrying the microwave oven.
"HEY!" Suzuka yelled.
"Well you should have called me I would have helped you carry this." Naruto said.
"I-I didn't want to bother you." Suzuka said in a whisper which no one heard except Naruto and Lan.
"Seriously Asahina-chan you don't need to do everything by yourself. I'm your friend and friends help each other out." Naruto said flashing his usual grin. For some reason Suzuka felt hurt but she didn't know why.
"Come on Suzuka I'll walk you home while carrying this." Naruto said.
"You don't have to. Don't you have to show them Yamato and the others around?" Suzuka asked.
"Nah Lan can do it. He's been here longer than me. He's the city like the back of his hand. Right Lan?" Naruto said.
"Sure Naruto I'll see ya tomorrow at school. Don't be late." Lan said
"No worries. When have I ever been late to anything?" Naruto said.
"Everything. One time you were 3 hours late and gave a stupid excuse like a black cat crossed your path and you had to take the long way!" Lan said.
"No if I remember correctly I said I was lost in the road to life." Naruto said.
"You said both!" Lan yelled. Suzuka giggled at the two friends.
"Anyway let's go Asahina-chan!" Naruto said as he grabbed her hand with his free hand and started to walk. Getting a blush from her which Naruto didn't notice.
While walking Naruto realized that Suzuka let go of his hand and was walking a head of him. It was awkward so Naruto started a conversation.
"SO you're still angry at Yamato?" Naruto said.
"Hmp he said I was an ugly, fat and rude old lady! Why wouldn't I." Suzuka said angrily. Naruto chuckled.
"What so funny? You think I'm fat, ugly and rude old lady?!" Suzuka yelled at Naruto.
"No, it's just that you're cute when you get angry." Naruto said making Suzuka blush.
"W-what are you talking about BAKA!" Suzuka yelled blushing. Naruto chuckled even more.
"Don't listen to him. You're cool especially when you high jump." Naruto said.
"Cool? Me?" Suzuka asked.
"Of course who else do I know high jumps?" Naruto said.
"T-thanks. This is the first time someone has ever told me this." Suzuka said.
"Really well they are stupid then." Naruto said.
"But you could be saying that because you've never seen a high jumper before." Suzuka said.
"Trust me when I say your cool. I've seen a lot of things but seeing you high jump is really cool." Naruto said.
"Really? Because you're always casual." Suzuka said as she winked at Naruto.
As they continued to walk the conversation that Suzuka had with Ayano came to mind.
"Ne Naruto-kun?" Suzuka started getting Naruto's attention.
"Nani?" Naruto asked.
"Land lady told us that you do pranks. Why?" Suzuka asked.
"Why else would people do pranks? To make fun of someone." Naruto said.
"Yes, buy land lady said that you do pranks to get attention and Miho-chan said you pranked a bully so that she wouldn't bully Miho-chan. So why?" Suzuka asked. Naruto sighed.
"I guess I can tell you. But don't tell anyone! Okay?" Naruto said getting a nod from her. Naruto stopped and sat down on the side walk
"I was an orphan." Naruto said. Suzuka was shocked.
"When did they die?" Suzuka asked.
"When I was born." Naruto said shocking Suzuka even more.
"I-I'm sorry." Suzuka said.
"Nah don't worry. I never even knew them so I can't really complain." Naruto said waving his hand back and forth. Suzuka was sad.
"Anyway where I came from no one liked me. I was kicked out of the orphanage when I was 4 years old." Naruto said shocking Suzuka even more.
"An old man took pity in me and gave me an apartment. I realized that people did everything they could to ignore me. It felt like I didn't exist. When I found a whoopee cushion and placed it on one of my teachers seat and when he fell for it, he found out it was me he scolded me. It was the first time I felt like I existed and I started doing more pranks. It started out small then it escaladed to big pranks to the point where the 'police' came after me." Naruto said switching anbu with police.
"So it was all to get attention?" Suzuka asked.
"Yeah I didn't really have friends until I was 12. Or at least I thought I did." Naruto said remembering his past.
"I'm sorry." Suzuka said.
"Like I said don't worry. I never knew who my parents were until last year. Either way I'm glad Ayano kaa san adopted me. Because of her I have mother that cares about me and little sister I can spoil and protect." Naruto said. Naruto faced Suzuka and knew that she was going to say something but Naruto decided to stop her.
"Anyway let's go! Kaa-san will get worried if we don't come home soon. And besides I want to be there when you plug this baby in." Naruto said pointing at the microwave oven. Suzuka nodded. Walked behind Naruto.
'He had a worst past then me. And yet he can still smile.' Suzuka thought. Unknown to them Lan was behind the corner.
'Heh looks he found a special person. Now I don't have to worry that he'll be alone.' Lan thought as he looked at Naruto and Suzuka talking to each other about Naruto's previous pranks making Suzuka giggle and smile. Then he turned and saw Megumi and Yuka bugging Yamato and Yasunobu.
'I'm just glad he chose someone like Asahina-san and not those two.' Lan thought chuckling at the girls antics.
To be continued…