Theme: 7. Heaven
Pairing: PitxZelda
Summary: "It's boring."
Rating: K
AN: I'd like to dedicate this short piece to Lady Midnight Sage, because she's awesome.
"Hey Pit?"
"Yeah, Zel?"
"You come from heaven, right?"
"Yeah, something like that."
"What's it like?"
"It's boring."
"Come on, be serious."
"I am. There's nothing to do there. You have to be good all the time and it gets annoying."
"What do you do up there?"
"Read books. I prefer burning them."
"Pit!"
"I'm telling the truth! Look, you wanted to know so if you don't like what I'm saying, stop asking."
"Alright alright, I'm sorry. What do you do for entertainment? Besides burn books."
"There's a lot of harp players and games played on clouds. But we don't have the cool stuff mortals have. No cable TV, no video games, no fighting arenas, no awesome food..."
"Hmm, perhaps you're right. It doesn't sound too great in heaven."
"Finally, someone who agrees. Everyone here thinks heaven is the greatest thing ever."
"Maybe you would like to visit Hyrule sometime. There's always a lot to do there."
"Cool. It's a date then, princess."
"I didn't mean it like that, but okay, Pitto-kun."
:iconimhappyplz:
Listening to too much Powerglove.
PS: Binky, lrn 2 flaem rite.