This chapter's just an IM convo. (: more coming soon.


chapter three

*K-Cho is online*
*PlainJane is online*
*RIGSTER is online*
*gracievp is online*

RIGSTER: I thought they cloned the cat in Germany.

K-Cho: You were wrong.

gracievp: i'm hungry. who wants to go out for lunch?

K-Cho: Where?

gracievp: don't know yet.

RiGSTER: How about Burger King?

gracievp: you always want to go to burger king..

PlainJane: Rigsby worships Burger King.

RIGSTER: They have good food!

K-Cho: How about that new Mexican restaurant around the corner?

gracievp: sure.

PlainJane: sounds good.

RIGSTER: I like tacos!

K-Cho: Thats amazing, Rigsby. Who's paying?

RIGSTER: Lets make a bet.

K-Cho: About?

RIGSTER: Hmm..

PlainJane: how about how long it takes for me to annoy Lisbon into throwing a chair at her window?

RIGSTER: Didnt you already do that? Last year?

PlainJane: no, that was part of a ruse- it was fake. plus she was supposedly throwing the chair because she was crazy, not cos she was annoyed by me.

RIGSTER: Ohhh, right.

gracievp: jane, that's still a ridiculous bet.

K-Cho: how about..Who do you bet that slutty assistant is going out with now? The Rachel chick?

PlainJane: the big scary fellow with tattoos from Missing Persons.

K-Cho: I think she's going out with the guy from the mail room.

RIGSTER: Noo, it's got to be the guy with the goatee from Serious Crimes.

gracievp: calling people slutty is rude.

gracievp: but, it's totally the dylan guy.

K-Cho: Dylan's just a janitor, though.

gracievp: so? he's her age. and he's cute.

Rigster: You think he's cute?

gracievp: don't worry, i still love you.

K-Cho: Okaay then. Whoever's right doesn't have to pay. Losers will split the bill.

gracievp: what about the boss? it'd be rude not to invite her.

PlainJane: she's gonna say no. lisbon's got a bunch of paperwork to do, and I noticed she packed herself a nice big salad.

K-Cho: Why do you stalk Lisbon?

PlainJane: i don't stalk, i merely observe.

K-Cho: Sure you do. stalker.

gracievp: i'm going to go ask her anyway.

PlainJane: okie dokie.

PlainJane: wait for it...

gracievp: she said no.

PlainJane: jane - 1 van pelt - 0

gracievp: oh be quiet.

gracievp: What happened to Rigsby?

K-Cho: He thought you didnt love him anymore, so he died of sadness.

RIGSTER: Hey guys, I just had a thought. Who would pay for lunch if the assistant was dating all four guys? I mean, she is a slut, right?

gracievp: rigsby!

K-Cho: jane - 1 rigsby - 1 van pelt - 0

RIGSTER: I'm serious! What'll we do if we're all right?

PlainJane: well, whoever is right doesn't pay, so none of us pay. we dine and dash.

gracievp: Jane! we are law enforcement officials!

PlainJane: oh yeah I forgot. well in that case, you can pay while I dine and dash.


Still not to the case yet. I'm trying to map everything out ahead of time. So I don't get to a point in the story and go, "Oh wait, I should've done that instead..."