This chapter's just an IM convo. (: more coming soon.
chapter three
*K-Cho is online*
*PlainJane is online*
*RIGSTER is online*
*gracievp is online*
RIGSTER: I thought they cloned the cat in Germany.
K-Cho: You were wrong.
gracievp: i'm hungry. who wants to go out for lunch?
K-Cho: Where?
gracievp: don't know yet.
RiGSTER: How about Burger King?
gracievp: you always want to go to burger king..
PlainJane: Rigsby worships Burger King.
RIGSTER: They have good food!
K-Cho: How about that new Mexican restaurant around the corner?
gracievp: sure.
PlainJane: sounds good.
RIGSTER: I like tacos!
K-Cho: Thats amazing, Rigsby. Who's paying?
RIGSTER: Lets make a bet.
K-Cho: About?
RIGSTER: Hmm..
PlainJane: how about how long it takes for me to annoy Lisbon into throwing a chair at her window?
RIGSTER: Didnt you already do that? Last year?
PlainJane: no, that was part of a ruse- it was fake. plus she was supposedly throwing the chair because she was crazy, not cos she was annoyed by me.
RIGSTER: Ohhh, right.
gracievp: jane, that's still a ridiculous bet.
K-Cho: how about..Who do you bet that slutty assistant is going out with now? The Rachel chick?
PlainJane: the big scary fellow with tattoos from Missing Persons.
K-Cho: I think she's going out with the guy from the mail room.
RIGSTER: Noo, it's got to be the guy with the goatee from Serious Crimes.
gracievp: calling people slutty is rude.
gracievp: but, it's totally the dylan guy.
K-Cho: Dylan's just a janitor, though.
gracievp: so? he's her age. and he's cute.
Rigster: You think he's cute?
gracievp: don't worry, i still love you.
K-Cho: Okaay then. Whoever's right doesn't have to pay. Losers will split the bill.
gracievp: what about the boss? it'd be rude not to invite her.
PlainJane: she's gonna say no. lisbon's got a bunch of paperwork to do, and I noticed she packed herself a nice big salad.
K-Cho: Why do you stalk Lisbon?
PlainJane: i don't stalk, i merely observe.
K-Cho: Sure you do. stalker.
gracievp: i'm going to go ask her anyway.
PlainJane: okie dokie.
PlainJane: wait for it...
gracievp: she said no.
PlainJane: jane - 1 van pelt - 0
gracievp: oh be quiet.
gracievp: What happened to Rigsby?
K-Cho: He thought you didnt love him anymore, so he died of sadness.
RIGSTER: Hey guys, I just had a thought. Who would pay for lunch if the assistant was dating all four guys? I mean, she is a slut, right?
gracievp: rigsby!
K-Cho: jane - 1 rigsby - 1 van pelt - 0
RIGSTER: I'm serious! What'll we do if we're all right?
PlainJane: well, whoever is right doesn't pay, so none of us pay. we dine and dash.
gracievp: Jane! we are law enforcement officials!
PlainJane: oh yeah I forgot. well in that case, you can pay while I dine and dash.
Still not to the case yet. I'm trying to map everything out ahead of time. So I don't get to a point in the story and go, "Oh wait, I should've done that instead..."
