To begin things off where you can all understand let me tell you something.

I knew a few things as I regained consciousness. One was that I had moved from my original spot in the forest. Second was that I was alive. Third remained that nothing hurt anymore. Fourth, I was no longer moving but laying on my back. The final thing was the one that really shot me awake. I felt eyes on me.

I sat straight up and into an obstacle of orange.

I screamed. They screamed. I screamed again. They returned it. Then we both screamed at the same time and jumped away from one another and into someone else.

Déjà vu struck me then and there as I looked in fright at the person who had screamed with me.

I knew him as Tobi. And I knew his real name as well. Madara Uchiha.

I gasped and felt whoever I was on top of move under me.

I looked up and screamed again.

A certain Jashinest was smirking down at me and back to Tobi quite rapidly.

I gasped and rolled off into the floor.

I jerked to my feet and looking back over my shoulder at the men ran smack into someone else.

I gulped and looked up.

Kisame was REALLY tall. That was about the only thing going through my head in that moment.

I stumbled back again and fell onto my butt where I was now sitting on someone's feet.

I looked up and saw a rather angry Kakuzu glaring at me.

I freaked out and looked at them all, including Zetsu, of whom Tobi was on top of still.

I muttered and stuttered, "Y-Y-Y-you're th-th-th-th-th-the A-k-Ak-Akatsuki!"

Not surprisingly, I was freaking out.

My imagination was filled with thoughts of these people all the time, but I knew my imagination was SO far wrong on their personalities. Oh I was SO dead.

Now my heart kicked into overdrive as none other than Itachi Uchiha walked in the room.

He sighed, "I leave for five minutes and you have her ready to pee herself."

I was huddling into myself praying Madara was right and Itachi only killed his clan on orders. I prayed like heck.

Finally Tobi shouted, "Hidori-chan scared Tobi!"

I was confused, "Who's Hidori?"

I slammed a hand over my mouth and cowered.

I knew I was being a complete coward, but these people were MUDERERS.

I pressed my eyes into my knees to hide them from view and listened to them talk.

Tobi stated, "I thought her name was Hidori Morino?"

Itachi stated, "That was the name in her file, and the picture matched hers."

My head jerked up.

"WHERE IS MY FILE!?"

Everyone looked confused.

I jumped to my feet and in an attempt with something close to desperation. I TACKLED Itachi.

I have NO idea what was going on my head, but I tackled him over.

I pinned his arms with my hands and sat on his chest.

"Where is my file?!" I demanded.

The entire organization, which was in the room, gaped at me.

Itachi seemed utterly bewildered at this.

I felt my fear kick back in and jerked away.

Itachi stood and gave me the most speculating look.

Suddenly the door banged open.

A rough voice muttered, "We were late because of you, Deidara-baka."

Another lighter voice replied, "No way Sasori-Danna! It was you and your art collection that slowed us down!"

I looked back to the six or so eyes looking at me in the room and to the door where the TWO voices were coming from.

I took off as fast as I could for the door and darted through.

My eyes came into direct lock with Deidara's.

His eyes grew wide. His mouth opened in shock and confusion.

He shouted, "YOU!"

I ducked under his pointing hand for the exit.

Unfortunately Sasori's tail tripped me.

I face planted into the dirt.

I groaned and got up.

Deidara was in front of me gaping at me.

"HIDORI, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

I gulped back my shock and fear and screamed, "MY NAME IS MORGAN YOU BAKA!"

And I passed out basically from shock of my extremely odd situation.

~Akatsuki~

Everyone just watched as she ran into the hall.

First, Itachi had found the girl on the road and knocked her out to see what was in her file. Second, he had brought her to their meeting. It was the erm 'Special' meeting once a year where the Akatsuki met and were forced to spend one month together so as to better know one another. Third, she had awaken and freaked out at the very sight of them. Four, somehow she was a completely different person than her file stated she was. This girl was three things in one, one she was crazy, two she was a sacredly cat, and three Deidara apparently KNEW her.

Deidara looked down at her unconscious form with a wide open mouth.

He looked up to the others and screamed, "WHAT THE HECK IS SHE HERE FOR?!"

Itachi walked over and picked her up.

Everyone walked BACK into the living room of their odd little base and placed the girl on the couch.

Itachi asked, "How do you know her?"

Deidara stuttered, "How SHOULDN'T I know her! We lived in the same village! We went to the same schools! She was my worst enemy!"

He was ranting now that he'd started and everyone was now tuning him out.

Tobi stood over my face again and asked, "But she said she wasn't Hidori-chan!"

Deidara looked confused as he calmed down, "Yeah she said her name was like Morgan or something, hm…"

Itachi asked, "What was she like when you knew her?"

Deidara stated, "She was really serious all the time."

Itachi looked to the others.

"When was the last time you saw her?"

Deidara growled, "When she left the village before me."

Everyone seemed to ignore him again.

Morgan was coming back to.

She looked up at them and groaned, "It's just a dream, just a dream…"

Itachi pinched her arm and she groaned, "It's not a dream. I'm dead. I'm really dead."

Deidara hissed, "What are you doing here, Hidori!?"

Morgan sat up and looked at all of them.

"I'm not Hidori! I don't even know who this person is! My name is Morgan! I am from America! I play soccer! I do math homework every day! I suck at using chakra! And ever since I got here everyone's been calling me Hidori!"

Everyone looked confused.

Morgan murmured, "I'm gonna die anyway so…"

She stood up and stated, "I was in an accident where I lived and when I woke up I was in the land of fire. I was found and taken to the hidden leaf by an Anbu, and a week or so later they began calling my Hidori and tried to kill me so I ran away with my folder, and now I'm HERE. With the AKATSUKI."

She took a strangled and deep breath.

Zetsu asked "Do you know us?"

~me~

Oh the stupid question that got me into SO much trouble… "Do you know us?"

I nodded.

With a finger I pointed to Sasori. "You are Sasori of the red sand. You are a puppet and use puppets to fight. Your parents died when you were young and your grandmother raised you more or less."

My hand moved to Deidara. "You are Deidara from Iwagakure. You have mouths on your hands and chest where you eat clay and turn things into your exploding art."

I moved on to Kisame. "You are Kisame Hoshigaki from the hidden mist and one of the seven ninja swordsmen! Your blade can eat chakra!"

I skipped over to Hidan. "Your name is Hidan and you are a Jashinest! You take someone's blood and make a curse through it to sacrifice the person to your god!"

I stated, "You are Kakuzu from the Hidden Waterfall village and you are actually pretty old cuz' you have five hearts and can replace them again and again!"

I nodded to Zetsu and stated, "Your name is Zetsu… and you eat people."

He smirked at this and I moved on to Itachi.

Here I gulped. "You are Itachi Uchiha of the infamous Uchiha clan of who you massacred in your village. Your younger brother is Sasuke Uchiha who not but a short time ago joined your ex-member Orochimaru for power to kill you."

Tobi asked, "What about me."

I smiled and stated, "Your name is Tobi… and… you are a good boy."

The guy shouted, "Morgan-chan thinks Tobi is a good boy! See Deidara-sempai! You should be a nice ninja like Morgan-chan!"

I groaned as they got into it.

Just them Itachi crossed his arms and stated, "Welcome to the Akatsuki… amnesia-chan."

I smiled slightly. Oh boy…