Itachi stated, "Welcome to the Akatsuki, Amnesia-chan."

I sighed as the men all roared at me in uproar.

Tobi elbowed me in the ribs and pointed to the hallway as he quieted.

My breath caught in my throat as Konan and Pein stepped into view.

Pein nodded and the uproar silenced.

He held up a scroll.

"I have redone the organization levels so as to best acquaint you. Get along."

He pinned the scroll to the wall and the people rushed at it like dogs foaming over bones.

Hidan cursed, "WHY DO I HAVE TO SHARE A *curse word* ROOM WITH TOBI?!"

I felt myself giggle. I pretty much understood what they were doing. They were being assigned rooms to share. I wasn't sure WHY, but they were.

Itachi stood to my right not daring to look and Deidara was just gawking at me.

Kisame stated, "I room with Kakuzu."

Zetsu shot up, "I room with Sasori."

Sasori nodded and walked out of the crowd.

Deidara muttered under his breath, "That leaves me rooming with..."

Itachi stated, "With me."

Neither said anything.

Itachi stood staring at his name on the list without any sign of whether this disturbed him or pleased him.

Deidara had his arms crossed as he glared at a wall.

I gulped as I worked up all the courage left in me and asked the man in charge, "Where do I stay?"

The man glanced me over as he thought.

He stated, "Itachi."

Itachi nodded to him and the man continued, "You and Deidara shall share a room with her."

Deidara burst, "NO WAY!"

I backed off as he turned on me. "I am not sharing a room with HER!"

He stormed off down a random hall.

I frowned. He was very easily angered. He wasn't what I originally thought he would be like.

I looked to Itachi and found him looking away from me.

I sighed and took off at a run after the clay using male. I, even in fear, knew I had to convince him that I was not this Hidori person.

He was staring at a dead end cursing.

I stated, "My name is Morgan, and, if it makes you feel any better, I'll sleep in the hall."

He turned to me with wide eyes. "What are you talking about?"

I frowned, "I said I'd sleep in the hall."

Deidara glowered at me. "Yeah you and that psychology you always use on me. No way in heck! You are sleeping in that room!"

I was just plain confused as he rambled about me ALWAYS doing these kinds of things to him.

After a while I muttered, "Where I come from people told stories about the Akatsuki, and you were one of the favorites."

He looked confused.

I smiled slightly, "Everyone can call me Hidori but my name is Morgan. I live in a country so far away from here I couldn't even tell you which direction to go. As I said, I was in an accident and ended up here. I just look like this girl you know."

He replied, "What is your opinion on art?"

I smiled, "Art is amazing! It's something that helps you express yourself in a way no words can describe! It shows who we are and the emotions inside!"

He smirked. "You definetly are quite a bit different in that aspect then. What kind of art do you do?"

I chuckled slightly, "I draw."

He raised an eyebrow and tossed me a notebook out of a pocket in his cloak and a pencil.

I frowned, "Now?"

He stated, "Just do it."

My pencil scrapes over the white and leaves the lines behind.

I hand it back and he examines it.

A picture of him was on the page.

He sighed, "It doesn't even look anything like me."

I sighed and laughed, "I never said I was any good!"

He just began to walk past me and to the room.

I began to follow and he stopped abruptly causing me to run into his back.

He glared at me over his shoulder and states, "Just to set things up for you to understand. I HATE you. You and Hidori both make me sick."

And he walked away and left me there in the hall.

I realized, a moment after my heart calmed and my fear faded, that I was now LOST.

"Uh-oh…"

I took a hesitant step forward and straight into an orange thing hanging from the ceiling.

"TOBI!" I gasped.

He rubbed his mask where I'd hit it and stated, "Morgan-chan was taking a long time! So I wanted to make sure Deidara didn't do anything bad!"

I sighed out relief and asked, "Do you know how to get out?"

He nods rapidly and jumps down so we are both standing up straight.

He grabbed my hand and basically drug me down the hall and through ten different doors.

He stopped. "Uh-oh…"

I asked, "What do you mean by that?"

He stated, "I got us lost, Nee-chan!"

I frowned. He had called me his sister. I don't think that really fits well. At least he's trying.

I asked, "Why don't we go back the way we came then?"

He nodded and turned and suddenly stopped again.

There were five doors back the way we'd come.

I groaned, "Oh no…"

He laughed, "I got Morgan lost on purpose!"

I sighed. How had I NOT expected this?

I opened the first door and screamed.

A broom fell out and hit me in the head.

"Oooooow!"

Tobi laughed and pointed his finger at me as he did so.

I frowned, "You knew that was going to happen!"

He nodded, "Yep!"

I sighed and opened the next door and walked down the dark hall with him on my heels.

I opened the door at the end of the hall and groaned as a GIANT bolder began to roll after us.

I grabbed Tobi's hand and dragged him back to the door and slammed it shut behind me.

I let out a sigh of relief.

Tobi sighed, "Morgan is bad at picking doors! I'm gonna do it perfect! Just you wait, Nee-chan!"

He opened up the first door on his right and we both stared.

"Is that a jutsu?" I asked.

"Yep."

"Water right?"

"On the nose."

"How long until it falls?"

Tobi shrugged and replied, "I'd say five seconds."

I nodded slightly and sighed bordly, "Bring it on."

The door seemed to be filled to the brim with water as it just kinda floated there.

It released and the water rushed in around us.

This time I grabbed Tobi again and swam over to the door with the bolder and opened it.

The water flowed out and I stood there REALLY wet.

Tobi stated, "Morgan should pick next door!"

I nodded and walked down the next hall to three more doors.

I groaned as I opened one and a load of mice ran out.

Tobi screamed and jumped on my back as he freaked.

I held his weight easily since I was strong enough from soccer and walked over to the other door and opened it to reveal a tiger.

I stepped aside and it saw the mice and chased after them.

I walked down the hall and stopped at the dead end.

I dropped Tobi on his back and asked, "What the hell kind of base is this?"

He smiled, "A BIG one!"

With a sigh I turned back. I honestly was pretty sure after this that nothing else in the Naruto world was ever going to surprise me again.

That was until an elephant knocked down a wall and marched through with a parade of monkeys eating muffins. It was after that and the dancing horses that I really just lost all hope in reality and screamed, "I HATE GENJUTSU! TOBI!!!"

I heard Tobi's wild laughter in the air and I reappeared where I was supposed to be in the hallway.

I sighed, "Thanks for whatever you did. But I'll tell you right now. You are insane."

He laughed, "Aw! I love you too, Nee-chan! Tobi just wanted to play!"

I sighed. The Akatsuki were A LOT different than I expected, but rather similar in some ways as well. I wonder why?