DN College Ch 9

By Stormshadow13

Disclaimer: You know this thing is starting to get old.

AN: I'd like to thank Neko-nya for letting me use this idea. I loved this seen so much and I wanted to put my own little twist in so I asked if I could borrow it and reuse it. She was kind enough to let me redo her seen so this chapter is for her. Thank you!

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Krad glanced over at Dark who was as normal, asleep. There religions professor was going over the study guide for the midterm and Dark was missing the whole thing.

"Mr. Mousy, in Catholicism, who is the creator of man?"

Krad sighed and jabbed his friend in the ribs with an elbow.

Dark jumped and squawked, "GOD!"

The professor nodded "Good, you are correct Mr. Mousy." He turned his attention to the opposite side of the room continuing to ask students questions from the guide.

Dark settled back down and went back to sleep. Less then five minutes after this the professor was back.

"Mr. Hikari, who are the messengers of God?"

"Angels," replied Krad promptly.

The professor nodded, "Mr. Mousy, who is the son of God?"

Krad this time poked the purple-haired teen with the sharp end of his pencil.

Dark jerked, "JESUS!"

The professor was now beaming at Dark in approval. "Correct again Mr. Mousy, and what did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross?"

Krad once more poked Dark with the pencil.

"Dark winced, "owww."

Their were a number of muffled snickers from around the classroom.

The professor shook his head, "I'm sorry Mr. Mousy that's not correct. He said..." He turned and began questioning other students. Finally he turned back to the still sleeping Dark and the alert Krad. "Mr. Hikari, what star did Josef follow to Bethlehem?"

"The north star," replied Krad glancing at his watch.

The professor smiled, "Good, now the last question. Mr. Mousy, what did Eve say to Adam after there second child?"

Krad jabbed Dark for a third time with the pencil.

"Dark sat bolt up right and yelled, "God! I swear if you poke me with that thing again I'm going to kill you!"

The entire class burst out laughing, even the professor looked amused at Dark's answer and that was a great accomplishment, for this professor was not known for his sense of humor.

Dark blinked confused and looked around at the laughing class. He then shot a suspicious look at the laughing Krad next to him.

The professor dismissed the still roaring class reminding them not to forget that the test was next week.

Dark eyed his still snickering friend as the two gathered up there things and left the room. "Why do I have the feeling that the class was laughing at something I said and that you had something to do with my response?"

Krad blinked at the other innocently, "I don't know," but the amused smirk said otherwise.

"Oh, don't give me that. What did I say."

Krad turned to face his friend. "You said, God, I swear if you poke me with that thing again, I'm going to kill you."

Dark blinked confused, "Why was that so funny."

"Because Professor Norton, asked you, what did Eve say to Adam after there second child."

"Ah," Dark's lips twitched. "I see. Anyway what the hell did you stab me with, it hurt!"

"Oh, don't be such a wimp, it was just a pencil."

Dark pointed at the blond and said in a mock serious voice. "If I die of led poisoning because of that. I'll come back and haunt you."

Krad deadpanned, "I'm terrified."

"You should be," sniffed Dark.

As the two left the history building laughing neither noticed the hostil ruby gaze that followed them.

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AN: I'll get back to Daisuke and Satoshi and their gang in the next chapter.

This seen was originally from Neko-nya's story Haunted and was rewritten with her permission.