piNaruto the Sea Shinobi

By YinShadow

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or One Piece

ALL BLUE: Head chef's room

"Well, how much do you have to pay for the damages" said Sanji as he strokes his goatee.

"Sorry I could pay for the damages but I'm FLAT broke" said Naruto

Sanji smirks at Naruto

"I see, well then you have to work for the damages" said Sanji as he smokes his Cigar.

"Of course, I want to make things right" said Naruto smiling

"Then it's settled, you will work unpaid for 1 year" said Sanji "After that you are free to go"

"WHAT!!!!!" shouts Naruto

Yellow Flash

Suigetsu and Jugo are repairing the damages that Suigetsu made before. They dance in victory, Sasuke is just taking a nap, Kiba is bored and Sakura is looking at Zabuza's wanted poster.

"God, how long do we have to wait" said Kiba "I bet he has to work for the damages of a whole month"

"Hn, he should've told them at it was the marines instead of being bloody honest" said Sakura

"Hey don't blame him, he got that from his ancestor" said Sasuke and why are you look at the aposter for?"

Sakura then pockets it and smiles nervously

"Oh no reason" said Sakura sheepishly

ALL BLUE: Dining hall

Captain Deidara enters the restaurant; everyone looks at him and murmurs in conversation

"Hey look, it's "Granado" Deidara"

"Yeah, he must be on lunch break"

Deidara then sits on a table and his menu. A teenage boy with a pineapple style ponytail lazily walks to Deidara's table

"What could I give you sir" said the teen lazily

Sanji's room

Naruto put's up o finger.

"Huh, and what does that mean?" said Sanji

"I will only work for you for 1 week" said Naruto

Sanji just laughs

"Ha ha ha, yeah right" said Sanji sarcastically "I weeks labour wouldn't even pay for the repairs and my medical"

"Okay, 2 week" said Naruto

"WHAT? You destroyed my room, my "Orange Book" collection and wounded me, that is a serious offence to a Head Chef you idiot" said Sanji as he bonks Naruto on the head.

"Fine, 3 weeks and that's my final offer" said Naruto

"Talk to my FOOT" said Sanji as he kicks Naruto into a wall.

Yellow Flash

Sasuke is getting hungry and so is Kiba.

"Hey, why would visit the restaurant and get a bite to eat" said Kiba

"Good idea" said Sasuke as he walks to the small boat.

"We will take care of the ship" said Suigetsu

"Yeah, have fun" said Jugo

"Thanks guys" said Sasuke as he, Kiba and Sakura rows to the ALL BLUE.

Dining Hall

Deidara's food has arrived, the lazy teen pours the wine in Deidara's glass. Deidara tries the glass and stops the teen.

"Waiter, this wine" said Deidara "This aroma and texture, could it be the ancient brand that belongs to the infamous Akamichi Clan?"

"Wrong" said the Teen "It's in fact the Nara clan brand"

The teen then gives Deidara a spoon fir his soup.

"Eat up, it taste nice when hot" said teen as he lazily walksaway "By the way, the names Shikamaru and I'm a chef, not a waiter. And don't waste food, it's too troublesome to wash up"

Deidara then hear laughter, he is now humiliated, he slowly eats his soup until he sees a tiny bug on the floor.

"I will show that bastard for humiliating me" said Deidara as he steps on the bug

Sanji's room

Naruto stood up and glares at Sanji

"I refuse to work for a year" said Naruto "I trained to be a pirate far too long and I won't let anyone get in my way"

Sanji smirks at Naruto

"I see, if you really value you time, then there is one thing you could give me" said Sanji

"What is it?" said Naruto

Sanji then took out a saw and smirks at Naruto evilly

"Your leg" said Sanji

"*Gulp* that's pricey" said the terrified Naruto

"Good, know I got your attention" said Sanji as he grins

Dining hall

"Hey, Waiter" shouts Deidara

Shikamaru them looks at Deidara

"I told you I'm not a waiter" said Shikamaru "What could be the problem"

"What is this" said Deidara as he points at the bug in his soup.

"It's a bug" said Shikamaru

Everyone chuckles at Shikamaru

"I know what it is but what is it doing in my soup" said Deidara

"Well I say it's floating of drowning" said Shikamaru "I can't really tell for sure"

Then laughter echoes in the hall as the customers and chefs find it funny. Deidara lost his temper and slams the table, breaking it.

"DON'T MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!!!!" shouts Deidara angrily.

Shikamaru crouches down and sees the soup spilled on the floor, he grabs a few drops of it and glares at Deidara angrily.

"You should've taken the bug off, it would taste good" said Shikamaru "This dish took 3 whole day to perfect and you wasted it"

"SHUT UP, I AM THE CUSTOMER HERE AND I PAID GOOD MONEY TO COME HERE" shouts Deidara

"Can your money satisfy your hunger" said Shikamaru

"What?" said Deidara

"I'm telling you, can your money satisfy your hunger" said Shikamaru as he kicks Deidara in the face.

Sanji's room

The argument didn't go well, Naruto refuses to work for a year so Sanji kicks some sence out of him.

"Come on kid, this is getting old" said Sanji as he lights his fresh new cigar "Just stop being a fool and accept it"

"It's still no" said Naruto "I refuse to work for a whole year"

Sanji growls at Naruto

"Disrespectful runt" said Sanji as he remembers his old mentor

God I know how old man Zeff feels, God rest his soul thought Sanji

Naruto growls at Sanji until he hears Kyuubi

Kyuubi: Kit just accept it, it's only a year

Naruto: and let some other pirate beat me to the One Piece? Forget it

Kyuubi sighs as Sanji kicks Naruto in the face.

Dining Hall

Sasuke, Sakura and Kiba enters the ALL BLUE and sees that look like a fight.

"A fight eh" said Sasuke as he, Kiba and Sakura enters and sits on a table.

Shikamaru held Deidara by the neck, he has anger in his eyes.

"You troublesome bastard, no one waste good food in front of me" said Shikamaru "If you ever insult me or the cooks again I will personally kill you"

Then Shikamaru throws Deidara on the ground, Deidara coughs as he can breathe again. The chefs are all shocked at this and shook their heads at Shikamaru.

"Shikamaru is at it again"

"Yeah, fighting over wasted food and he goes mental"

"No wonder they call him the 'Troublesome Cook'"

Sasuke raised his eye as he heard that name before.

No, it couldn't be him thought Sasuke

Restroom

"The customer of king and we are his servants"

Choji Akamichi, a good friend of Shikamaru and former pirate, now a cook like Shikamaru. He is rehearsing his politeness to the customer and also insults.

"Greeting to you, you damn crooks"

"DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK YOU CHEAPSKATE"

"I'm sorry about that"

"You are all pathetic that I laugh at you, HA HA HA"

Choji then leaves the restroom and sees a customer sweatdropped.

"Greeting to you, you damn crook" said Choji "That's our motto"

Dining Room

Choji then enters the dining room

"Yep, another go day in the ALL BLUE, the customer is alway righ...WHAT THE HELL!!!" shouts Choji as he see the mess in the dining room. "SHIKAMARU, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS. WE DON'T ATTACK OUR CUSTOMER, UNLESS THEY DON'T PAY"

"Oh shut up Choji, this bastard wasted very good food and I'm teaching him a lesson" said Shikamaru "And besides, you're a terrible cook Choji"

"Damn it Shikamaru, I have come from a family that created infamous recipes during the shinobi era, so don't bad-mouth me about my cooking skills" said Choji "Also that customer is a Marine Officer, he could close this restaurant for good and Head Chef Sanji will be pissed off about this"

"This bastard deserved to be punished, he wasted food, insulted the cooks and destroyed very good furnature" said Shikamaru

Deidara wipes the blood of his mouth and growls at Shikamaru.

"You bastard, I will close down this restaurant for your assault and battery" said Deidara with a smirk "You hear me? You, this restaurant is Finished, FINISHED"

Shikamaru narrowed his eyes at Deidara.

"Then I will finish you off" said Shikamaru as he walks towards Deidara until he is stopped by Choji and the cooks.

"Shikamaru stop, Sanji will be pissed if you do this" said Choji

"SHUT UP, I WANT TO KILL THIS BASTRAD, HE THINKS HE'S SOME BIGSHOT WHO CAN BOSS EVERYONE AROUND AND THAT PISSES ME OFF" shouts Shikamaru as he is being restrained by the cooks "You dare threaten to shut down this restaurant, the old man dreamt about this restaurant and I will kill anyone who with destroy that"

Deidara is getting scared of Shikamaru, until

CRACK

Naruto and Sanji fell out of the crack on the ceiling. Sanji rubs his head and looks at the big hole.

"Oh look at that, you made a great big hole in the ceiling" said Sanji as he grabs Naruto by the collar "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!?"

"HEY, YOU KICKED HE DOWN THROUGH THE FLOOR, SO DON'T BLAME ME FOR IT!!!!!" shouts Naruto at Sanji

"Chef Sanji sir, Shikamaru is at it again" said Choji

"Damn brat" mutters Sanji as he walks towards Shikamaru "Hey Shikamaru, don't tell me you attacked another customer again?"

"Oh shut up old man" said Shikamaru angrily

"Oh tell what to do will ya? For all I did for you and your father and this is the thanks I get? You got to learn to respect you elders, YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!!" said Sanji as he kicks Shikamaru in the face.

Shikamaru growls at Sanji until he notices Naruto

"Naruto, is that you?" said Shikamaru

"Oh, hi Shikamaru" said Naruto

"You know this kid?" said Sanji as he points at Naruto

"Yeah, we were old childhood friends before I joined this dump" said Shikamaru

"Oh and you call my restaurant a dump, you REALLY got to learn some respect, YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!!" said Sanji as he gives Shikamaru another kick in the face.

Deidara smirks at Shikamaru until

"AND YOU, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE AND GET OUT!!!!" shouts Sanji as he kicks Deidara in the face.

Deidara glares at the Head chef

Damn, this restaurant is like a mad house. How they treat their customers sickens me, it's like I'm in a pirate ship.

Choji argues with Shikamaru about disrespecting the customers.

"Damn it Shikamaru, don't you know that the customer is the king here?" said Choji

"The only kingly customers are the ones that can stomach the slop you call food" said Shikamaru as he takes out a cigarette to calm him down.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY COOKING!!!!?" shouts Choji

WHACK

Choji and Shikamaru both got kicked by Sanji

"If you want to fight, do it in the kitchen you idiots" said Sanji

Deidara stands up from the floor.

Are these guys cooks? Thought Deidara

"Captain Deidara"

A marine soldier stained in blood rushes to the entrance.

"Bad news, one of the ROOT pirates attacked us and vanished" said the wounded Marine

"WHAT?" said Deidara

"Well we caught him so we can get some information of finding Danzo but he killed 7 of our men and he fled" explained the wounded Marine

"How is this possible? The last time we caught him he was at the brink of starvation, how did he get such strength?" said Deidara

"I'm sorry Captain, I..."

BANG

The wounded marine has been shot, and a silhouette appears by the entrance with a smoking gun in his hand, he the enters the restaurant to reveal himself. He is pale and has black hair. He looks like he hadn't eaten for days.

Cliffhanger

Naruto now has to work for a year to pay for the damages he made in the ALL BLUE. Who is that mysterious pirates and why does he look hungry?

Bye