piNaruto the Sea Shinobi
By YinShadow
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or One Piece
Dining hall
The pirate slowly walks to an empty table, passing through Deidara. He sits down by a table and looks at a cook.
"I don't what it is, just give some food" said the pirate as he shows his emotion-less face "Come on, this is a restaurant"
Choji walks by to the table.
"Greetings to you, you damn crook" said Choji
Everyone gasps and the pirate smirks at Choji
"I won't ask again, give me some food" said the emontion-less pirate
"Yes of course and how would like to pay for your food?" said Choji
The pirate then points his gun at Choji
"Would a bullet do for you?" said the emotion-less pirate
"So don't have any money?" said Choji angrily
WHAM
Choji slams the pirate to the ground
"Damn Choji, he broke my best table" said Sanji
The emotion-less pirate is now angry, he glares at Choji and grunts in pain as his stomach growls.
"Aw, I can hear your stomach growling" said Choji
"You jerk, give me some food NOW" said the angry pirate
"NO WAY IN HELL SHOULD I GIVE FOOD TO A CHEAPSKATE!!!!" shouts Choji as he kick the pirate in the stomach multiple time.
"*sigh* troublesome" said Shikamaru as he heads for the kitchen.
Sanji sees Shikamaru enters the kitchen and looks away to see Choji beating the pirate up.
WHACK
"GAH" shouts the pirate in pain
"And that is how you get for not paying" said Choji as he crosses his arms.
The customers and cooks cheers for Choji for beating up the starving pirate.
"WOOHOO, YEAH SHOW HIM NOT TO MESS WITH US CHOJI!!!!!"
"YAY CHOJI!!!!!"
Deidara starts to panic and flees.
"YOU ARE ALL MANIACS!!!!!" scream Deidara in fear.
Choji picks up the Starving pirate and throws him out the back door.
Outside the ALL BLUE
Choji throws the starving pirate out the door.
"Thank you for visiting the ALL BLUE and NEVER COME BACK" said Choji as he slams the door.
The starving pirate grunts in pain as he stomach growls again.
"Damn it, if was not so weak I could me eating and HE should be out here on the floor" said the starving pirate.
Naruto exits the ALL BLUE and sees the starving pirate on the floor.
"Hey, you wouldn't be hungry aren'you" asked Naruto
"No I am not, go away and leave me" said the starving pirate until he sees a plate of food and a glass of water in front of him.
Shikamaru gave the food to the starving pirate and sits down to smoke his cigarette.
"Eat up" said Shikamaru
"No thank, please take this stuff away from me" said the starving pirate "I won't accept your charity"
"Shut up and eat, to those who as hungry is a customer" said Shikamaru
"Sorry but I'm not a customer" said the Starving pirate "Please take this away and leave here to die"
Shikamaru sighs at the pirate.
"Listen, I don't really care about that, it's my duty as a cook to feed those who are hungry, starvation is just to troublesome and you need to eat in order to survive for your future" said Shikamaru
The pirate looks at Shikamaru in amazement of what he said, he then takes the food and shoves it in his mouth. He raves the food as he hadn't had any food for days.
"Thank you" said the pirate as he sobs in gratitude "Thank you for your wishdom as I though I had no purpose of life anymore"
The pirate continues to eat the food.
"Oh god is delicious, I never had this kind of food in my life" said Pirate as he smile in relief to be life "I give my complements to the chef"
Shikamru grin at the pirate and smokes his cigarette.
"No problem" said Shikamaru
Naruto smiles as he just found himself a cook of the Yellow Flash.
"Look like I found myself a cook" said Naruto as he jumps off the upper level and lands to the groung level where Shikamaru and the pirate are "You're pretty lucky to be alive"
"Hey Naruto" said Shikamaru lazily
Naruto chuckles at Shikamaru
"Yep, you still haven't changed a bit Shikamaru" said Naruto "Aprat from the fact that you smoke now"
"Yeah, I blame the old man and Captain Asuma" said Shikamaru as he throws away the cigarette butt in the sea and took out a fresh cigarette "I hears you attacked the ALL BLUE, damn idiot"
"Hey, that was an accident; the marines fired a cannonball at us. I tried to stop it when it back fired and hit the ALL BLUE" explained Naruto
"Yeah I believe you, ate the Nine-Nine fruit and gained the power of Fleet Admiral Kyuubi" said Shikamaru "So, you are our new chore-boy then"
"Yeah but I'm trying to convince the old man to lower it into a week of so" said Naruto
"Don't bother, he is always that stubborn and protective of this place" said Shikamaru
"This restaurant is his treasure, he named it after the legendary All Blue"
"I heard that there is no waiters in the restaurant, why is that?" said Naruto
"They quitted when some pirate enters to get something to eat, but the cook remained here because they are tough ingnorant bastards, especially Choji" said Shikamaru
Naruto grin at Shikamaru, he hadn't seen Shikamaru and Choji for a while now, then he noticed some thing.
"Oh yeah, I'm also here to ask you to join my crew, I need a cook and you convinced me to ask you, so what do you say?" said Naruto
"Thanks for the offer but unfortunately I have to decline" said Shikamaru "I have to stay here, I have a good reason to be here and I can't go and join you" said Shikamaru "Thanks for asking though"
"I refuse" said Naruto
"Refuse what?" said Shikamaru
"I refuse your refusal, you are my new cook" said Naruto
"NOW WAIT A MINUTE, MY PIRATE DAYS ARE OVER WHEN I BECAME A COOK" Shouts Shikamaru angrily
"YOU ARE ALWAYS A PIRATE WHATEVER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT" shouts Naruto
"GRR YOU ARE…THE MOST TROUBLESOME BLONDE, EVEN MORE TROUBLESOME THAN INO AND THE OLD MAN" shouts Shikamaru
"BETTER TROUBLESOME THAN A LAZYARSE SUCH AS YOURSELF!!!!" shouts Naruto
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Shouts Shikamaru
"Erm, excuse me?" said the pirate
"WHAT?!!!!!" shouts Shikamaru and Naruto
"My name is Sai of the ROOT pirates and I wouldn't mind asking" said the pirate known as Sai as he looks at Naruto "Are you a pirate?"
"Yes I am" said Naruto in pride.
"Tell me, what is your purpose of being a pirate?" said Sai
"To search for the legendary One piece" said Naruto
"I see, but the looks of you I say that you don't really have a big crew" said Sai
"Nope I only got 3 and Shikamaru is the 4th member" said Naruto
"HEY, DON'T COUNT ME AS A MEMBER, IDIOT" shouts Shikamaru
Sai sighs as he drinks his glass of water.
"Well, let me give you some friendly advice since you look like a nice kid" said Sai "Don't go to the Grand Line, it's filled with unknown dangers that you couldn't possibly imagine"
"Well tell me them and I can avoid them" said Naruto
"I can't…I don't remember" said Sai as he held his head in fear. "Also if you go there without a cook, you wouldn't last there in a week"
Kitchen
The cooks are all cooking dishes of the paying customers.
"Is the order for table 5 ready?"
"Yeah, it's here"
"Take it to them, I'm busy"
Choji is busy chopping and gutting the fish while his father Choza chops up the vegetables.
"I heard that pirate you beat up is a ROOT pirate" said Choza
"So?" said Choji
"SO?!!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, HE WORKS FOR PIRATE ADMIRAL DANZO OF THE ROOT PIRATES" Shouts Choza "I remember him when I was an apprentice pirate, he commanded 50 ships in his command, he slaughtered many innocent lives and stole great treasures around the east blue. He is truly a monster"
"So, I are you saying that I should just let that cheapskate get what he want, so he could see how good the customer service is for giving away food for free?" said Choji as he swig on a bottle of Akamichi's famous wine "Blagh, I'm not scared of some crippled old man who los an eye and missing an arm"
"You're a fool Choji" said Choza
"Oh shut it Fatso" said Choji
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Shouts Choza
Then they started to fight, the cooks stops and enjoys the 2 Akamichis wrestling in the kitchen.
"YEAH, KICK HIS ASS CHOZA"
"TAKE HIM DOWN CHOJI"
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!!!" shouts Sanji as he enters the kitchen "Stop fighting like idiots and get back to your cooking"
"YES CHEF SANJI SIR" shout the cooks as they continue to cook.
"And where the hell is Shikamaru and that Chore-boy?" said Sanji.
Outside ALL BLUE
Sai prepares to leave and sees Naruto
"Thank for the advice but I'm still going there" said Naruto
"I know, I can't stop you as I am just a stranger" said Sai "I just hope you would like to know the danger of the grand line"
"SHIKAMARU, CHORE-BOY" shouts Sanji as he went outside "Stop slacking an get back to work"
Sanji then sees an empty plate. Sai felt guilty about this.
"Sorry, I got you in trouble now that you gave me a free meal" said Sai "Now you are gonna get yelled at or get fired at"
Shikamaru then throw the plate in the water, Sai widen his eyes at this.
"There, he won't yell at me if there is no evidence" said Shikamaru "You take care Sai"
Sai nods as he sails away.
"Thank you Shikamaru, I hope I could visits here sometimes" said Sai
"I'll save you a table" said Shikamaru
"SHIKAMARU, CHOREBOY" shouts Sanji
"Alright, hold your horses old man" Shikamaru as he enters ALL BLUE with Naruto.
Kitchen
Naruto puts on an apron an starts his duty as Chore-boy, actually he is just sitting there picking his nose and listening to the cooks arguing.
"Is the dessert ready"
"Was I surrpose to make that?"
" no it was I?"
"Are you calling me a liar?"
"Yeah"
"THAT IT, YOU ARE GOING DOWN"
Naruto still picking his nose until
"WILL STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE AND DO THE DISHES OR SOMETHING" shout the cooks.
Naruto does the dishes, he learned to do the dishes by Teuchi Ichiraku when he didn't pay for his ramen and has to wash the dishes to pay for his ramen.
"Hey Choji, where the hell is Shikamaru?" said one of the cooks
"How should I know, I'm not his mother you know" said Choji
"Oh don't mention his mother Son" said Choza as he shudders
Naruto as finished the dishes, he then takes a brush and sweeps the floor saying "excuse me" and "Pardon me" as he passes through the cooks and sweeps the floor.
"Hey Naruto, give this to table 6" said Choji as he gives the tray of food to Naruto
"Okay" said Naruto
Choji then sees and dropped his jaw to see the kitchen completely spotless.
"I think Chef Sanji should give him a promotion, he's amazing" said Choji
"Well, he does learn a few thing apart from pirating, you should try his cooking" said Choza as he remembers the day Naruto cooked.
(Flashback 7 years)
Naruto visited Captain Akamichi so he could learn how to cook, on his first go; Choza tasted it and was amazed.
"Oh my god Naruto, you are a pro" said Choza
"Thank you Captain Choza" said the 9 year old Naruto
(Flashback ended)
"He is a real pro when it comes to cooking" said Choza
"Well, we will test him in the kitchen and let Sanji be the judge" said Choji as he and the cooks chuckles evilly.
Dining room
Naruto carries the tray to table 6, he then sees his crew sitting there.
"Oh my god, what are you doing there" said Naruto
"What does it look like?" said Sasuke "We're having lunch"
"But you started without me" said Naruto with a pout
"Serves you right for damaging the restaurant" said Sakura as she drinks her water.
"Well, well if it isn't that troublesome Uchiha" said Shikamaru
"And if it isn't the lazyarse" said Sasuke as he smirks at the pissed off face of Shikamaru.
"Grr you know that I hate it when you call me that, Teme" said Shikamaru angrily
"Yep" said Sasuke "It's a shame that you refused our temporary former Captain's offer, you are a good, even rival Naruto's skills"
"Naruto can Cook?" said Kiba and Sakura
"Oh yeah, he was put in charge in the kitchens and cleaning at our old ship" said Sasuke
"Then your search of finding a cook is over" said Shikamaru
"Actually, Naruto is out captain, not out cook" said Sasuke "He is not that good on multitasking"
"Hn, it I could join you but I have something stopping me" said Shikamaru as he crosses his arms.
"And that something would be me right?" said Sanji as he walks in. "Shikamaru, maybe you should quit this job and join this young lad's crew"
"What?" said Shikamaru
ROOT pirate base
Sai returns to the ROOT pirate base, in the shadows is a man in his 70s his face half covered in bandages and missing an arm.
"Ah Sai, you have returned" said the Bandaged man
"Lord Danzo, I'm sorry that I'm late" said Sai "I was weak of hunger that I couldn't move, but I was saved"
"Saved eh?" said Danzo "I am losing my men and I am weak to even move, could you take us to regain our former strengths?"
"Yes Lord Danzo" said Sai as he smirks "I will take you to ALL BLUE"
Cliffhanger
Danzo is revealed, what will happen to ALL BLUE.
I made Danzo the Don Kreig in this story because they are both tyrants.
Bye