Naruto the Sea Shinobi

By YinShadow

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or One Piece

Cook's mess hall

Naruto walk in to get something to eat, he then see Shikamaru eating on the floor.

"Hey Shikamaru, why are you eating on the floor?" said Naruto

"Damn cooks took all the chairs" said Shikamaru as he eats his lunch.

Naruto shugs and helps himself with some food and sits next to Shikamaru.

"I heard you're going" said Shikamaru "Sorry you couldn't find a cook"

"Yeah I hoped that would join my crew" said Naruto

"I love to but I can't, you see I vowed to my father that I become a great cook" said Shikamaru "So I can't leave here until Sanji appreciates my cooking, also I dreamt of finding the secrets of my family"

"Secrets, what are they?" said Naruto as he eats his food.

"Unknown recipes and ancient art of the Shinobi, such as shadow possession" said Shikamaru

"So you wanted to be a sea shinobi?" said Naruto

"It does sound troublesome but yeah, I always wanted to know what it's like to be in the footsteps of my ancestor" said Shikamaru

"Maybe he just lounges under the shade and stares at the clouds like a lazyarse" joked Naruto

The cooks chuckled at this.

"Oh ha ha, very funny" said Shikamaru sarcastically "you say that every time I mention my ancestor.

"Well it is a possibility, we are descendants of Shinobi and perhaps our personality is born from our ancestors, I have a dream and so does my ancestor" said Naruto as he shrugs his shoulders and continues to eat "I mean he wanted to be Hokage and I wanted to be king of the pirates"

"Yep, I'm getting a match" said Shikamaru

The cooks then starts on getting some that is made by Shikamaru, then suddenly

"AW YUCK, WHO MADE THIS SOUP" shouts Choji in disgust

"I did, great isn't" Said Shikamaru as he smiles in pride

SMASH

Shikamaru widened his eyes in anger as he saw Choji smashed the bowl of soup on the floor.

"That was the WORST soup I've ever tasted" said Choji as he drinks some water to get rid of the taste.

"Well maybe you taste buds are defected from tasting your sloppy cooking" said Shikamaru angrily

"EWW I'VE BEEN A COOK FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS AND THAT IS THE WORSTEST SOUP I'VE EVER TASTED, YOUR FATHER SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU!" shouted Choza as he to smashed the bowl on the floor.

The Cooks agree and to smashes the bowl with disgust in their faces, Shikamaru growls at the Cooks

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" shouts Shikamaru in anger at the cooks

"We had with your terrible cooking Shikamaru"

"Yeah, maybe we should call you the TERRIBLE Cook"

"I don't know Chef Sanji even bothered of hiring you"

SLURP

The cooks then sees Sanji eating the soup.

"Don't forget that we are seafarer cooks, I don't want you waste a single drop of that soup" said Sanji as he eats the soup, as he ate the last drop...

SMASH

"THAT WAS TERRIBLE, SERVE THIS TO OUR CUSTOMERS WILL PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS" shouts Sanji

Shikamaru then snapped, he grabs Sanji by the collar and glares at him.

"WHAT THE HELL OLD MAN, MY FATHER TAUGHT ME THAT RECIPE AND YOU DISHOUNOR HIM?" shouts Shikamaru

"I'M NOT DISHOUNORING SHIKAKU'S RECIPE, IT'S YOU THAT DISHOUNOR HIM YOU IDIOT!" shouts Sanji as he punches Shikamaru in the face hard.

The cooks are shocked to see that Sanji punch Shikamaru, not kicked him. Shikamaru growls in pure anger and fled in anger.

"DAMN YOU OLD MAN, I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!" shouts Shikamaru as he slams the door

SLAM!

Naruto then tries out the soups and looked at the cooks.

"I don't know what you are talking about, this soup is great" said Naruto as he eats the soup

"We all know that the soup is nice, Shikamaru is a GREAT cook" said Sanji

The cook agrees

"Yeah, he did a great job"

"God, that was scary to fake it"

"I did that to reason him to follow his own path, but he is too arrogant to listen" said Sanji as he looks at Naruto "You say you needed a cook in your ship, is that right?"

"Yep" said Naruto as he drinks the soup

"I wanted you to take Shikamaru, you and him are good friends and he has a dream to find the lost Nara Clan Shinobi secrets and recipes" said Sanji "Shikaku told me that he hid it in the GrandLine, he also set out clues out for his son. So could you take him as a crew member?"

"No" said Naruto

"WHAT!" shouts the Cooks

"You said that you have interest of having Shikamaru as the ship's cook, why did you change your mind" said Sanji "Don't you want him?"

"Oh I would love to have him but he decided to stay and I respect his decision" said Naruto

"I see, so you will have him if he decides to join eh" said Sanji as he strokes his goatee "That makes sense, however he too arrogant to ask, he like me in my youth"

Outside

Shikamaru heard everything and starts to cry of happiness and anger, happiness for that the cook and Sanji appreciates his cooking but angry at the fact that the cook lied to him.

"Damn troublesome cooks" said Shikamaru as he lights up his cigarette, then he sees an Orca jump out of the ocean "WHAT THE HELL?"

CRASH

The Orca crashes into the mess hall, the cooks were shock as they see an orange haired man in the mouth of the Orca.

"What the... what is a fish man doing here?"

"That's no fish man; it's a person in an Orca's mouth"

The Orca then spits out the man out and hops back to the sea.

SPLASH

The Orca swims away, Naruto the check on the man, it is Jugo.

"Jugo?" said Naruto in surprise

"Hey Brother Naruto" said Jugo as he stands up. "I came here to get you, we found where Sister Sakura is heading for"

"Great then lead the way" said Naruto as he follows Jugo

"Wait"

Naruto then looks at Shikamaru

"You may be troublesome, but you are a good friend" said Shikamaru "I wish to join your crew, is that alright...Captain?"

Naruto then smiles and reach out his hand.

"Welcome the 9 beast pirates" said Naruto

Shikamaru smiles and shook Naruto's hand, then he looks at the cooks.

"Well, I hope you're all happy that I'm leaving" said Shikamaru as he leaves to his and pack. "Oh and you all need work on your acting"

The cooks are all deadpanned.

"How did he know?" said Choji in shock

"I heard you, you jerk" said Shikamaru "Crushing my pride to make reasonable, that is the lame plan you ever made Old man"

Sanji grunted at Shikamaru.

"I never liked children, as a matter of fact I HATE children, I should've left you in Konoha but I'm a good friend of your father, I never regretted of taking you in as my apprentice" said Sanji

"Heh whatever, Old man" said Shikamaru

Kitchen

Naruto is getting some supplies for his voyage to the grand line, Sanji then appears with an old book.

"Hey Naruto, I thought you would like to have this" said Sanji as he gives Naruto the book "It's a journal of Pirate King Luffy, I thought you would like to have since you have the dream of being King of the pirates"

"Thank you" said Naruto "I'll treasure it "

Sanji smiles and leaves.

I bet he will make a great King of the Pirates; he'll make you proud...King Luffy thought Sanji as he walks.

Dining Hall

Shikamaru just sits there thinking about the past about him and his father. He then sees a photo of a young Shikamaru and Shikaku.

"Farewell father" said Shikamaru as he leaves the ALL BLUE

Outside

As Shikamaru exits the ALL BLUE, he sees the cooks watching him leave. He just walk pass them towards a small ship with Naruto and Jugo onboard.

"All right, let's go" said Shikamaru

"Aren't you gonna say goodbye?" said Naruto

"Nah, they'll be glad to see me gone" said Shikamaru until

"Shikamaru, make me and your father proud" said Sanji as he appears

Shikamaru widened his eyes and begins to weep, Shikamaru then want to his knees and bows to Sanji.

"THANK YOU BLACK LEG SANJI!" shout and cries Shikamaru "THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!

The cooks then starts to cry, even Sanji as they sees Shikamaru boards the ship and sails away. The cooks then waves goodbye to Sanji.

"GOODBYE SHIKAMARU!"

"GOODBYE GUYS!, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!" shouts Shikamaru as he waves goodbye.

Sanji wipes his eyes.

"Oh he was a great "Troublesome" cook, I'm gonna miss him" said Sanji "Oh Shikaku, you will be proud of him for returning to be a pirate and he will search the secrets of his ancestors"

Sanji then took out his cigar and smokes it.

"OKAY BOY, LET'S GET BACK TO WORK!" shouts Sanji

"AYE CHEF SANJI SIR!"

Isle of Waves

Sakura walks towards Zabuza's pirate base called Momochi resort.

"I'm back" said Sakura as she smirks

CliffHanger

Shikamaru is now part of the 9 beast pirates, can Naruto bring back Sakura?

Bye