"I can't believe you made me dress up as Minnie." A growling male voice spoke from inside the cartoon's costume, which was all smiles and giggles.
"Hey, it was either that or the dwarf. And Evan's the dwarf." The man inside of Goofy spoke, voice smug at his companion's distress.
"Well how come I can't be Mickey? Matt doesn't have the legs for it." Randy was now just looking for something to use as an insult, extremely irritated at his current predicament.
"I think my legs are perfect for Mickey. And, my lovable little girlfriend, why do you insult me so?" Mickey asked, even though his voice was laced with amusement.
"Burn in hell, Matt." Randy growled, glaring at his three 'companions', even if they couldn't see it.
A few minutes of silence passed as they walked through the park in their costumes, no one bothering them as they did so because the workers were still preparing for the long day of work waiting for them.
They ditched the costumes as soon as they were inside of Cinderella's castle, Evan leading the way into the deeper part because... Well, they were arguing about that right now.
"Why is a midget leading us?" Randy asked from his spot in the middle, Matt walking behind him and Jeff in front.
"I don't really know. Why is he leading us, Mattie?" Jeff asked, looking over his shoulder at his older brother.
Matt sighed, "Evan's the one with the key, Jeff. Besides, he seems to be the only one here that actually knows what we're looking for, so we don't really have that many choices."
Jeff nodded at this, but Randy was still confused, not understanding what they meant. "What the hell are you two hillbillies yammering on about now?"
Both brothers only rolled their eyes at his insult, then Evan lead them to a giant door. Until they headed into that door, they had seen the happy and beautiful interior of the castle that everyone got to see. But as soon as they walked in through the door, all three teens and a half were freaked out.
"I didn't know we would find the castle of Hades in here." Evan muttered as they looked around the dark and damp interior, which was lit by torches.
The three older teens looked at him, wondering what he meant, which made the youngest sigh. "Ever read the Percy Jackson series? The castle of Hades, and Hades in itself is pretty dark and sad.. and creepy." He explained.
Matt nodded, but asked, "Itself? I thought Hades was a god?"
"He is. But they also call the Underworld Hades." Evan told them, deciding it was time for him to grab a torch and start leading the way.
He did just that, grabbing the torch nearest to them and started walking, the three teenagers following close behind.
"And here I thought that Disney kept their things in the best of conditions with all the money they made." Matt mumbled as a rat scurried through their feet, making Jeff jump in fright and bump into Randy.
"Watch where you're going, Redneck!" Randy growled, pushing Jeff away from him.
"Hey! When are you going to get new insults? I'm tired of being called a Redneck or a hillbilly all the time." Jeff said, looking at Randy with annoyance.
Randy only growled back, but looked up when Evan gasped. Then he noticed that Matt and Evan had advanced without them and found a huge door.
"What is that?" He asked, walking over to them as Evan smiled widely.
"It doesn't have the symbol, Ev." Matt pointed out, grabbing the torch from the smaller boy to light the top part of the door.
"Yeah, but it could have been lost in time. Maybe this is it!" Evan was excited because of this, so much, apparently, that his common sense had been shut off and he wasn't able to understand what Matt meant.
"What are you two idiots rambling on about?" Randy growled at both of the smaller teens, glaring at them as Matt frowned while Evan fetched the key from around his neck.
"Hush up, Randall." Evan commanded as he stuck the key into the padlock, smiling brightly as it fit in. "This may be it, Hardy's! Maybe we won't need to go farther than Florida!" Evan exclaimed as he turned the key, Matt looking on in bewilderment as Jeff shook his head.
The stupidity had gotten to both of them, now it was only a matter of time before he fell.
Now Randy just stood there with his arms crossed, wanting to be anywhere but there as the door gave a loud 'SQUEAL' as Evan tried to open it.
It was rusty, that's for sure, and it took all four boys to open it up, but what met them sure wasn't what any expected.
"Why does it look like we walked into a Star Wars cruiser?" Jeff finally spoke up after a few seconds of staring into the room, Evan, Matt, and Randy all standing with their mouths agape.
In front of them was a large room which was covered by varied technological equipment, ranging from computers with large screens, x-ray machines, to even a very advanced coffee maker.
"I have no idea, Ev, but I think it's time we high tail it." Jeff answered, slowly backing out of the room, to grunt as his back met with a solid chest. "M-matt?..." He whispered nervously, which made his brother turn around, only to have his eyes widen.
"Holy shit..." Matt whispered himself, cursing himself for letting Evan drag them into this room. He had known this wasn't going to be the fields, so why in the hell did he allow himself to be persuaded?
Behind Jeff stood a very big and burly man, his arms seemingly made out of barrels but his sense of fashion pretty weird. A one piece suit that was all black, with flames crawling up the legs, and a mask with the same design.
"Kane, it seems we have found some intruders." Someone from behind the monster spoke, which made the rest of the teen's eyes widen as they saw the other man.
He was a bit shorter than 'Kane', but infinitely scarier. With a black trench coat and cowboy hat, along with the deep-set frown he wore, it would be no surprise that Randy wanted to bash Evan's head in right now.
"And what do we do with intruders, brother?" The dark man asked evilly, his frown turning into an even eviller smirk.
"Buuurrrnnn..." Kane growled out, making Evan squeal and run behind Matt and Randy.
"You are right brother, they are punished."
So sorry for not updating sooner, a lot of ideas have been running rampant in my mind but I am now going to be working full force on this story and on 'One and One Makes Three?' so there is no need to worry.
Two reviews and I'll update tomorrow.