VALERIE AND I ARE GETTING TOGETHER TO WRITE THESE STORIES FOR YOU PEOPLE!
ENJOY IT OR ELSE...
-Continues from last chapter-
(Everyone arrives at school)
(Edward, Bella, Alice and Jasper arrives first)
Edward-(reads Rosalie and Emmett's minds that are on their way) Prepare to be thoroughly entertained...
-10 sec later-
(Rosalie and Emmett arrives and Rosalie is screaming at him, pointing at the roof)
Bella – Oh this is what you meant...
Alice – Of course she's screaming at him...
Jasper – Everyone's staring...
Rosalie – (gets out of car but continues to scream at him) –I SWEAR THAT BUTTER KNIFE WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, MISTER!
Emmett – DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL ESME!
Rosalie – MOMMA'S BOY!
Emmett – BITCH!
Rosalie – What—did—you—just—call—me?
Emmett – A SUPER BITCH!
Rosalie – (death glare and fuming with anger) You—did—not...
Jasper – I'm sorry guys. This anger is waaaay out of my control!
(All the people in the parking lot are staring at them. Taylor is just staring at Rose's butt as usual)
Teacher – What the hell is going on here?
Rosalie – Nothing sir... (glaring at Emmett)
Emmett – Why in the hell are you looking at me! You're the crazy rabid blonde!
Teacher – Detention! All of you!
Alice – Why? What did we do!
Teacher – You're their family! I'm scared you'll snap!
Bella – This is my future...
Teacher – You two Miss Swan! You're not family but you're with them more than your own family!
Bella – (sigh) Yes, sir.
Teacher – Today. Till 5. Did I make myself clear enough for you?
Emmett – Huh—(Rosalie silences him with a elbow in the tummy)
Rosalie – We (looks around at everyone except Emmett) understand.
Teacher – (walks away with a smug look)
Alice – Well thanks, guys. I was planning a shopping spree with Bella—
Bella – (hugs Emmett) Thank-you for saving me.
Emmett – Can't . . . ow . . . breathe . . . (clutching belly)
Rosalie – Bad thing you don't have to . . .
Emmett – Thanks . . . for . . . the . . . love . . . Rosie . . .
Rosalie- My pleasure! (death glare) Taylor! My butt is my property!
Jasper- Still want to be part of the family, Bella?
Bella- Um...I'll get back to you on that.
Edward- (kisses Bella lightly and smiles)
Rosalie- Stop kissing, love birds!
Edward- Shut up Rose!
Rosalie-Ugh!
Jasper- Even she has mood swings. (Rolls eyes)
Alice-Jasper, I think you may be a contributing factor to the whole mood swing thing.
Jasper- Whatever...
Emmett-(Drags him back pack while singing a really REALLY sad song.) I'm not a perfect person! There's many things I wish I didn't do... (Everybody's staring)
Edward- The Reason? Hoobastank? Really?
Emmett- (Stops singing to answer Edward) What..its' the only song I could think of.
Edward-yeah except I Kissed A Girl...
Emmett- Well that wouldn't fit the moment... now would it?
Edward- Probably not...
Emmett- (continues with the singing) But I continue learning...
Alice – (scoffs) Learning... right...
Emmett – I never meant to do those things to you... (still singing and dragging bag slowly) And so I have to say before I go...
Alice – Where are you going?
Emmett – Class! (continues singing) THAT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW! (dramatically runs to Rose and sings at her feet)
Rosalie – Oh dear lord...
Emmett – I'VE FOUND A REASON FOR ME! TO CHANGE WHO I USED TO BE! A REASON TO START OVER NEW!
Rosalie – SHUT UP YOU MORON!
Emmett – AND THE REASON IS YOU!
Teacher – (bursts out of nowhere) Please, people! Control yourselves!
Jasper – But I can control myself! I haven't bitten anyone for ages!
Teacher – O okay then... You need therapy...
Emmett – (starts singing another song) Maybe I just need some rehab, or maybe I just need some sleep!
Edward – (whispers into Bella's ear) Ke$ha, Your Love Is My Drug.
Bella – (mouths) Thanks
Emmett – I've got a sick obsession! I'm seeing it in my dreams! (now on the roof of a car singing) I'm looking down every alley! I'm making those desperate calls! Hit my head against the walls!
Rosalie – Yeah, thanks for breaking the wall...
Emmett – What you've got boy—I mean GIRL! People! I MEAN GIRL!
-(akward silence)-
Rosalie – (raises eyebrows at Edward)
Edward – Oh c'mon! I AM NOT A GAY BABY!
(Everyone stares)
Rosalie – Taylor! Stop staring at my BUTT! Ugh! Why do I put up with you butt scratching primates!
Emmett – Oh, I scratch my butt one time!
Rosalie – NOT YOU! HUMANS!
Emmett – Can I continue with my song now please!
Jasper – NOOO!
Emmett – (ignores everyone's screaming and sings) –is hard to find. I think about it, all the time...
Edward – (eye twitches)
Emmett – I'm all strung out, my heart is fried! I just can't get you off my mind!
Edward – (eye twitches)
Emmett – Because your love, your love, your love, IS MY DRUG!
Edward & Bella – (looks at each other shyly)
Emmett-(Stops singing and starts begging Rosalie for forgiveness) PLEASE ROSE BUTT, PLEASE!
Rosalie- (Looks at him with one eyebrow raised)
Emmett - (Gets so dramatic that he closes his eyes, while he begs)
(Bell rings and she just walks away and so do all the others and he's still begging, and when he opens he's eyes again everyone is gone)
Emmett-PLEASE!... wait a minute...where is everybody? Hello! Enyone! Rose butt! HELLO! NOOOOOO! WHY! I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT! AHHHHHH!
Teacher-Emmett Cullen! Get to class now!
Emmett-Somebody! I'm not alone!(runs to teacher and hugs her of relieve)
Teacher-(shocked)
Emmett-(mumbles in a hurry wisper) We need to escape, we need to hide, they're after us, where do we go, need to survive, need to SURVIVE! (Shaking teacher by shoulders) We need to RUN! (Leaves the very shocked teacher behind runs for he's life screaming like a little girl into school, where he sees the other people)
The other people- (Looks at Emmett like he's crazy)
Emmett- (In a very calm tone) People, lovely. (sits down normally for class, while everyone is staring at him) So what's for lunch?
Other Teacher – So, if we can begin with our work...
Emmett - ... whats that touching my leg ...
Other Teacher – Please open youre books on page—
Emmett – O MY GOD ITS A SPIDER!
Other Teacher – There is no spider, Mr Cullen
Emmett – Oh... sorry that was my leg...
Rosalie – (is in this class too but is hiding from Emmett)
Other Teacher – On page 235 please if you don;t mind—
Emmett – ROSALIE! HOW ARE YA! (yelling)
Rosalie – (silent)
Emmett – WHY ARENT YOU TALKING TO ME!
Rosalie – (silent)
Emmett – LOOK! I'M SORRY I BURPED WHILE KISSING YOU! IT WAS THOSE STUPID MEATBALLS!
Other Teacher – Stop talking in my class!
Emmett – TECHNICLY, I'M SCREAMING!
(Meanwhile in the other classes...)
(Bella and Jasper are in English together and the teacher isn't in the class so everyone is doing what they want)
(One girl is sitting looking depressed, a girl and her boyfriend are kissing, a bunch of girls are giggling, two girls are fighting, one girl is blushing, one guy is sleepy and so on and so forth)
Jasper – I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! (runs out of class screaming in horror)
Bella – Why are you all looking at me... (sinks into seat as everyone stares at her)
(Meanwhile in another class...)
(Alice is alone in a class with Mike, Taylor and Austin)
Taylor: FOOTBALL! (accidently throws Alice with the football and gets mud on her dress)
Alice: (stares shocked down at her dress) You... You did this... (glares at Taylor with deep hatred) This is DESIGNER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (attacks Taylor)
Taylor: I'm sorry okay! (face squished against a window)
Alice: SORRY ISNT GOOD ENOUGH!
(Meanwhile in another class)
(Edward is sitting at a desk, with his head lying on the table in complete boredom listening to Jessica talk...)
Jessica: Do you think Bella would look good in dress? A pink dress? Yeep! I should take her shopping sometime! Do you think she'd go? Where would we go? Port Angeles? Seattle? But who will take us? What about you? Your rich? Youve got a fancy Volvo, please take us! O c'mon pleasssssseeeeeee... Ooo! I forgot about shoes! SHOES! SHOES! High heels are my fave! OMG! I love shoes! La la la la shoes... handbags! Leather handbags! Pink leather handbags! Heart shaped pink leather handbags! JEEEPP! Lalalalaalala... OH! And dresses! PINK DRESSES! PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK DRESSES! WITH LACE! AND FLUFF! FLUFFY PINK DRESSES! Oooooooh... and cleavage... don't even get me started on cleavage...
Edward – Please don't...
Jessica – I once fitted on this dress that made my boobs look like frikking massive! I wore it to the prom! Remember! Mike looked so cute at the prom... Mike... (drool) Anyhoo! OMG OMG OMG! Those shoes are hideous! What is your problem gal!
Angela – LEAVE ME ALONE!
Jessica – Those shoes are really ugly... Seriously where did you get them? With an issue of "Ugly Shoes Illustrated"? Was it given out at a old people's home? How old are you? 120!
Edward – I swear Im gonna die of old age, and being me that is quite an achievement...
(Rosalie stalks down the hall next to the class followed by Emmett screaming at her)
Emmett – WHY ARENT YOU TALKING TO ME! ... What is that ... SPIDER! (screams like a little girl and runs in terror and runs Rosalie over)
Rosalie – EMMETT!
Teacher – (following Emmett and Rosalie) GET BACK INTO MY CLASS ROOM THIS INSTANT!
(They disappear only to be replaced by Alice in her underwear holding her mud contaminated dress and dragging Taylor by his feet beside her)
Alice – How am I supposed to wear this now! YOU IDIOT!
Taylor – Ooooooo... Alice underwear...
Mike & Austin– Were coming to save you Taylor!
Alice – (Glares at them)
Mike – Never mind... (he and Austin back away slowly...)
Jasper – (comes running through hallway) I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! (sees Alice) Oooooooo...Alice underwear...
Edward – Thank you for saving me!
Alice – From?
Edward – Her... (points at Jessica)
Emmett: (Comes running down the hall again) SPIDER!
Bella – (walks into hallway too) WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL STARING AT ME!
-(to be continued)-
I'll be continuing with this story soon, Valerie and I are getting together for an entire weekend to write non-stop!
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Love,
xXxRosaliexXx