Naruto the Sea Shinobi
By YinShadow
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or One Piece
Grand Line
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!"
The whale sings loudly and happily, this confuses everyone. Why is the whale feeling happy...anyway the more important thing is how to get through a 1000 foot long whale without being noticed?
"Erm, what should we do Captain?" said Kiba how is now terrified at the sight of the whale
"I don't know" said Naruto shivering in fear
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!" sings the whale happily
"Erm did you wonder why the whale sounds happy?" said Shikamaru
"Probably it's delighted that its lunch has arrived" said Kiba in fear
Naruto: Kyuubi, any suggestions?"
Kyuubi: I never fought against something that big, that behemoth can bring
Sanbi in Demon form to shame
"Erm if you haven't realised but WE'RE STILL MOVING!" shouts Kiba
"Look, there's an opening on the left" said Sasuke as he points at an opening "Hard to port"
"We can't, the wheels damaged" said Kiba
Sakura is getting scared; they're gonna crash into a giant whale. Naruto leaves the deck and enters the hull of the Yellow Flash, what is he up to?
We're...doomed thought Sakura
BOOM
A cannon fired onto the whale, in the hull Naruto was the one that fired the cannon. The Yellow Flash is slowly stopping and bumped into the whale without any damage to the ship...well not exactly.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" shouts Naruto as he sees the figure head on the deck
The crew quickly took out the oars and starts to row pass the whale, praying to god that it didn't notice them.
"Come on men, lets row with all out might" said Sasuke as he quickly rows
"By the judge of its size, I think it didn't feel that cannon fire" said Shikamaru "It'll be troublesome if it did"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!" sings the whale again, the noise is so loud that it starts to hurt everyone's ears
"AHH, MY EARS!" screams Kiba as has sensitive ears
Sakura sighed in relief that the whale didn't notice them, they are now safe.
"GRR!" growls Naruto as he has one 4 tails and plunged a Rasengan on the whale's eye "RASENGAN!"
"YOU BAKA!" screams his crew as their face reads "We're All Doomed"
5 minutes later, the whale looks at the Yellow Flash, scaring everyone on board, except Naruto who is angry at the whale for breaking his father's ship.
"YOU BASTARD, YOU BROKE MY SHIP, I GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAM..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" shouts Sasuke and Kiba as they kicks Naruto on the head.
"ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!" roars the whale angrily as it opens its maw
"Oh shit" said Sakura in fear
The whale starts to suck up the yellow flash into its mouth, Naruto loses his balance and falls over board, luckily is landed on one of the whale's teeth. He jumps on them like stepping stones and exits the jaws; he grabs on the faded scars on the whale's snout and climbs up on top. Then suddenly the whale closed its mouth and swallowed the yellow flash.
"No...SPIT THEM OUT NOW!" shouts Naruto angrily as he stomps his foot in the whale's head.
Then Suddenly the whale starts to descend to the seas, Naruto starts to panic as he doesn't want to sink since he can't swim.
"HEY, GET BACK UP!" shouts Naruto as he stomps harder on the whale's head until he notices a trap door on the whale's head. Naruto enters the trap door before the whale is completely underwater.
"OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!" sings the whale as it swims down to the deep.
In the whale
Everyone in the yellow flash just realised that they have been eaten, but what's strange that the stomach looks like the sky in a summer day, in the sea of gastric acid is an island with a mansion in it. Music echoes outside the mansion, causing the whale sing happily. That mystery is solved; everyone is sailing to the island and moors the ship there. They exit the Yellow Flash and enter the mansion.
Mansion
As they entered the mansion, the music is getting louder. The Music is beautiful and yet familiar to Sasuke and Shikamaru.
"I know that song" said Sasuke
"Yep I know it too" said Shikamaru "A classic"
As everyone gets closer, they can hear someone sing.
Yo-hohoho, Yohohohoo,
Yo-hohoho, Yohohohoo,
Yo-hohoho, Yohohohoo,
Yo-hohoho, Yohohohoo,
Going to deliver Binks' Sake!
Following the sea breeze! Riding on the waves!
Far across the salty depths! The merry evening sun!
Painting circles in the sky as the Birds Sing
Farewell to the harbor, To my old hometown
Lets all sing out with a Don! As the ship sets sail
Waves of gold and silver dissolve to salty spray
As we all set sail to the ends of the sea
Going to deliver Binks' Sake!
We are pirates sailing through the Sea!
The waves are our pillows, The ship our roost
Flying the proud Skull On our flags and our sails
Now comes a storm through the far-off sky
Now the waves are dancing, Beat upon the drums
If you lose your nerve this breath could be your last
But if you just hold on, The morning sun will rise
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Going to deliver Binks' Sake!
Today, and tomorrow, our dreams through the night!
Waving our goodbyes, we'll never meet again!
But don't look so down, For at night the moon will rise!
Going to deliver Binks' Sake!
Let's all sing it with a Don! A song of the waves
Doesn't matter who you are, Someday you'll just be bones
Never-Ending, Ever-wandering, our funny Travelling tale!
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
The song end by the whale's happy cry, it seems that the whale enjoys the music, as the crew enters the room where the music came from, they all widen their eyes in shock and pure fear. They saw a skeleton with an afro and top hat, playing on the piano and sipping tea.
"*Sigh* earl grey, such a beautiful brand" said the skeleton
"AHH A TALKING SKELETON!" screams the crew as they run in fright and retreats back to the Yellow Flash.
Outside
As the 9 beast pirate crew exits the "Haunted Mansion" in the belly of the whale, something huge ascends from the gastric acid, it's a giant pink squid with glowing green eyes.
"It's a...GREAT KING SQUID AHHHH!" screams everyone until something passes through and dices the squid into calamari, it's the skeleton and he's on board on the yellow flash.
Everyone shivers in fear, think that the skeleton might eat them, the skeleton walks closer to them, everyone flinched until the Skeleton stops. It sat down on, drinking some tea. The pirate's sweatdrops at this, the skeleton just ignored them as it just reads the newspaper.
"Ah, that's better" said Skeleton
"HEY, IF YOU WANNA FIGHT THEN GO AHEAD, WE'VE GO CANNONS!" shouts Kiba at the skeleton
"Do that and someone will die" said the skeleton in a terrifying tone, causing Sakura and Kiba cower in the corner.
"Oh yeah...who?" asked Shikamaru
"Me" said the Skeleton pointing itself.
The 9 beast pirates anime drops at the skeleton.
"Grr you got alot of guts, bojangles" said Kiba
"Technically I'm all bones" said the skeleton, causing the 9 beast pirates to anime drop again "And my name is Brook, not bojangles"
"Brook?" said Sakura as she heard of that name before.
"Yep" said the skeleton known as Brook "I am "Humming" Brook, guardian of the lighthouse and good friend of Laboon"
"Laboon?" said Sasuke
"The Whale you are in, he's quite friendly...unless you provoke him of course...you didn't go violent on him...did you?" asked Brook seriously
Everyone quickly shook their heads
"Well, our captain did...speaking of which, where is he?" asked Kiba
Somewhere in Laboon
"Okay this is weird" said Naruto as he is in some corridor "Since when do whales have corridors?"
Kyuubi: That is a mystery, I never seen anything like this
Naruto: Perhaps we should investigate and perhaps reunite with my crew
"OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!"
Laboon's song echoes in the corridors, Naruto covers his ears as the noise is very loud.
"God, that whale has a pair of lungs" said Naruto
Kyuubi: Indeed, and if I am right I think he said "Brook, play again"
Naruto: Okay...who the hell is brook?
Kyuubi: If I'm correct, he's...
Naruto: Shh, I think I hear someone
Naruto was right, voices are heard in the corridors. Naruto exits the corridor to see 2 people. One is a man with pineapple-like ponytail and 6 arms, the other is wearing a beanie hat and has long red hair, and they are holding bazookas.
"Whalers" said Naruto angrily, he hates whalers. They kill whales for their meat, very barbaric since he finds whales beautiful creatures and pirates' best friends at sea, including dolphins. Naruto quietly walk closer to the whalers and eavesdrop on their conversation.
"Okay, Miss Melody" said the 6 armed man "Once we do this then our base will go on for a few more years"
"Indeed Mr Spider" said the woman known as Miss Melody loading her bazooka "Let's go hunting."
Naruto: Those bastards, how can they kill such a beautiful creature
Kyuubi: Despite the fact that it damaged your ship...
Naruto: Touché, but if they kill the whale then my crew will be trapped in there…plus I hate Whalers.
Kyuubi: Soon you're gonna stop them?
Naruto: hell yeah I'm gonna stop them
As Naruto speaks with Kyuubi, the 2 whalers are loading their weapons.
"Okay miss melody, on the count to 3 we charge into the beast's stomach and blow it from the inside" said Mr spider
"Yeah, and that bastard Brook won't stop us this time" said Miss Melody "Okay 1...
"...2" said the 2 whalers
As they say 3, Naruto charges at them with a battle cry.
"BASTARDS!" yells Naruto angrily at them
"What the hell!" screams the whalers until they and Naruto crashes into each other and entered the stomach.
"AAAAGGGGHHHHH!" screams Naruto and the whalers
SPLASH!
They splashed into the gastric acid, well Naruto channelled his chakra onto his feet and stands on the surface.
"AGH!, IT BURNS" screams Mr spider and Miss Melody
Naruto picks them up to prevent them being digested.
"Well, you're lucky that I didn't just leave you to be the whale's lunch" said Naruto glaring at each of them.
5 minutes ago
"...cool, a talking skeleton" said Naruto as he saw Brook
His crew sweatdrops at Naruto's reactions, Brook just chuckles at Naruto
"Yohohoho, I like this kid" said Brook "smiling" at Naruto. "I thank you for saving Laboon from those whalers; they've been trying to hunt him for months"
"Why do you care about the whale?" said Naruto
"OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!"
"Laboon and I go way back, 76 years ago" said Brook "I died once and returned in a haunted ship but I met the Pirate King…well he wasn't the King yet, he was a courageous, risk taking young man, he helped me return my shadow from Gecko Moria"
"You knew the Pirate King?" said Kiba and Naruto amazment
Yohohoho, Indeed" said Brook "I was his musician"
"So did you retire during his death?" asked Naruto
"No, I left this crew to take care of old Laboon here" said Brook "He's getting old and he needs company. So I play him his favourite song: Bink's Sake"
Naruto widened his eyes at the mention of that song.
"OMG, I LOVE THAT SONG!" squealed Naruto like a fangirl (*shudder*)
Brook chuckles at Naruto, he reminds him of Luffy in his young days…before he was traumatized by his brother's death in Marineford.
Later
Brook helped the 9 beast pirates exit Laboon, Brook didn't just live in Laboon, he lives in a lighthouse by Reverse Mountain, but he decided not since he doesn't want to freak everyone out, I mean come on, he's is a skeleton. The Yellow Flash moored by the Lighthouse, Shikamaru cooked the giant fish he won in Lougetown, Sakura took out her maps and compass, Naruto is patting Laboon like a dog, which he seems to like.
"AAAHHHHH!"
Sakura screams in panic as the Compass needle is spinning out of control.
"What's wrong Sakura?" said Naruto
"It's the compass, it's broken" panics Sakura
"Yohohoho, the compass is not broke, you just entered the Grand Line" said Brook "It seems that you came unprepared"
Brook places a strange device on the table, it a glass orb with a compass needle inside.
"What's that?" said Naruto
"A Log Pose, a specially modified compass designed for the Grand Line" said Brook "Without it, you'll never reach an Island since the sea's magnetic field is abnormal, also the forces of nature don't apply here so expect strange weather changes"
"But why are you given you Log pose to us?" said Naruto
"Consider it a thank you for saving Laboon" said Brook "Now before we go, how about a small party for you upcoming adventures to the Grand Line.
"YAY!" shouts the 9 beast pirates
(Song Cue)
Brook starts to play his piano, Shikamaru made a great feast for the party while Sasuke and Naruto start to sing along merrily.
Yo-hohoho, Yohohohoo,
Yo-hohoho, Yohohohoo,
Yo-hohoho, Yohohohoo,
Yo-hohoho, Yohohohoo,
Going to deliver Binks' Sake!
Following the sea breeze! Riding on the waves!
Far across the salty depths! The merry evening sun!
Painting circles in the sky as the Birds Sing
Farewell to the harbor, To my old hometown
Lets all sing out with a Don! As the ship sets sail
Waves of gold and silver dissolve to salty spray
As we all set sail to the ends of the sea
Going to deliver Binks' Sake!
We are pirates sailing through the Sea!
The waves are our pillows, The ship our roost
Flying the proud Skull On our flags and our sails
Now comes a storm through the far-off sky
Now the waves are dancing, Beat upon the drums
If you lose your nerve this breath could be your last
But if you just hold on, The morning sun will rise
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Going to deliver Binks' Sake!
Today, and tomorrow, our dreams through the night!
Waving our goodbyes, we'll never meet again!
But don't look so down, For at night the moon will rise!
Going to deliver Binks' Sake!
Let's all sing it with a Don! A song of the waves
Doesn't matter who you are, Someday you'll just be bones
Never-Ending, Ever-wandering, our funny Travelling tale!
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,
(Song ends)
Everyone is enjoying themselves, Kiba also joins in singing Binks' Sake with Sasuke and Naruto. They feast, drink and sing to their heart's contempt. Tonight is a great night for a party and everyone is enjoying themselves…well except for the 2 whalers who are locked up in the Brig of Yellow Flash.
Brig
The 2 whalers are now pissed, they failed to hunt Laboon and return to their base.
"The boss is not gonna like this" said Mr Spider
"Indeed, I hope he doesn't send Manda to devour us" said Miss Melody as she shivers at the thought of being devoured by that beast of a serpent.
Morning
Naruto and his crew boards the Yellow Flash, he shook Brook's bony hand goodbye.
"Thank you Brook" said Naruto
"Yohohoho, no thank you" said Brook "You saved Laboon from those whalers, what are you gonna do to them"
"Well I'm gonna talk to them later, if I'm not convinced to their reason of hurting Laboon I'll…make them walk the plank"
Naruto and Brook laughs at that little Joke since the "Walk the Plank" is just a myth to all pirates.
"Well be careful Naruto, the Grand Line is a treacherous ocean" said Brook
"Okay, Laboon I'll see you again" said Naruto as he smiles at the whale "And of Namikaze blood, I never break my word"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!" sings Laboon meaning "Goodbye, Naruto"
Naruto smiles at Laboon before he set sail to the Grand Line, Brook watches the Yellow Flash vanish in the horizon before he takes out a locket and sees a photo of the Straw Hat Pirates.
"Yohohoho, he is truly a spirited one that Naruto Kazama" said Brook "I think he'll make a great successor…Luffy"
"As I said Goodbye to Laboon and the Old Lighthouse keeper, my crew set sails to the Grand Line…Our next stop is Whisky Peak"
Cliffhanger
Naruto set sails to the Grand Line, he makes his first stop but something is strange about Island…they greet pirates? Something is not right, especially about the 2 whalers.