Man of Conscience
As always, BOLD is the character, ITALIC is the conscience.
Bass-ackwards
Well, that was bass-ackwards.
Just trying to make her shut up.
You should have at least waited for her to answer. She might have said yes.
Yeah?
No, you idiot! You never start a relationship by asking the girl to marry you!
It was banter. I thought it was pretty funny.
Is she laughing?
She actually looks a little shocked.
Kiss her! Kiss her now! You have the element of surprise!
Too late, she's talking now. Aww, she invited me to Rory's birthday party.
She invites you every year, remember?
Yeah, but she doesn't have to.
This is worse than those damn flowers at Thanksgiving. Buy a vase already.
Aww, she really wants me to come.
Dirty! Kiss her now!
Can't, I'm busy giving her my sexy grateful look.
There is no such thing as a sexy grateful look. That was just weird.
I wonder if the porcelain unicorn shop is still open.
Rory hates unicorns.
No she doesn't. She always looks so happy when I give her one.
You can't tell the difference between Rory being polite and her really liking something.
But she said…
That would be the polite part. Have you ever seen one of those unicorns when you're at the house fixing stuff?
I'm way too busy to think about knick-knacks.
You're way too distracted by Lorelai. You're thinking about kissing her and hugging her and telling her you love her. Why don't you fix THAT the next time you go over there?
You know, anyone who has a furry alarm clock that purrs has gotta like unicorns. I'd better get to the shop while the selection is still good.
You're nucking futs.
A/N: If you liked bass-ackwards and nucking futs, don't forget Rindercella. Google it, you'll like it. Kudos to nzlouise for remembering.