Man of Conscience

As always, BOLD is the character, ITALIC is the conscience.

Coffee God


I told you she would name it.

OK, I'll give you that one.

Great name, huh?

It's embarrassing. At least she didn't use the word 'little.'

Feeling a little cocky, are we?

I'm well-versed in the art of the double-entendre, thank you very much.

By the way, that was really cute when you told her 'thank you.' Who knew that there really is such a thing as a sexy grateful look?

I knew. Say what you want, I don't care. I'm in a relationship with the love of my life. Shouldn't you go away now?

We both remember the last time I went away, don't we?

God, never mind, stay. Just keep your mouth shut.

Consciences don't really have mouths, what with us being non-corporeal and all.

The coffee god commands you to be silent.

That didn't even work with her. What makes you think it will work with me?