Here's the last chapter! I think it's going to turn out to be half Yoruichi and half Kyouraku, because it's just so fun to get him into trouble.

Story Time

Chapter 3: Giant Fiery Bouncy Ball

"Your problem isn't with the kido itself, it's with your control. You put too much of your reiatsu into it," Ukitake said, as Yoruichi brushed herself off, having been blow back by the force of her kido.

"Yeah, yeah," she muttered.

"You're the one who asked for my help. Now, try it again, Yoruichi. This time limit yourself."

Yoruichi concentrated, whispering the incantation. Unfortunately, her announce got the better of her, making the kido much too powerful. Ukitake blinked, watching as the fire ball got further and further away. "It's like a giant fiery bouncy ball," she murmured.

"Jūshirō, is that heading where I think it is?" Yoruichi asked, her voice almost a desperate squeak.

"I do believe it is," Ukitake said, just as the fire ball bounced over the wall and into the gardens of the First Division before hitting Yamamoto's office.

"What do we do now?"

Ukitake stood, placing both hands on Yoruichi's shoulders. "Run." She didn't have to say it twice, the two disappeared instantly.

"Hey, Jūshirō, I thought I'd keep you company for a while," Kyouraku said cheerfully as he walked into the clearing. He blinked when he saw no one there. "Where'd they go?"

"Shunsui Kyouraku, I should have known."

Kyouraku turned around to see Yamamoto along with half of the First Division glaring down at him. "Stupid Yamamoto summoning powers."

/

"You should tell Yamamoto it was you, Yoruichi. Sensei might throw Kyouraku out of the Academy for this."

Urahara sat back, hands behind his head. "Kyouraku's too gifted for the old man to throw him out. That whole incident with the play proved it."

"I can't believe this," Yoruichi muttered into her pillow. The three were sprawled out around the room she shared with Ukitake.

"Don't worry about it, Yoruichi, everything has been taken care of." The three looked up to see Kyouraku leaning against the doorframe. He pushed himself forward, closing the door behind him before taking a seat next to Ukitake, wrapping his arms around her. "I just have to help rebuild his office, on top of all the cleaning work I still have to do."

"You hate work," Ukitake said as she leaned over, allowing Kyouraku to pull her into his arms.

He sighed dramatically. "Yes, it's really a shame I don't get any time to relax."

"He threatened you with time away from Jūshirō if you didn't actually help, didn't he?" Urahara asked with a knowing smile.

Another dramatic sigh. "Which means I can't slack off."

"Aw, you care about me enough to do your work," Ukitake smirked, tilting her head back for a kiss.

"Of course I do."

Yoruichi let out a relieved sigh, ignoring the make out session that had started between the two. "Thanks, Shunsui."

"Hmm, oh? You shouldn't be thanking me, Yoruichi. You owe be big for this."

"I didn't expect anything less."

/

"What about this, Yoruichi?" Kyouraku asked, pausing to look through the window at the pink kimono on display.

"I should remind you, you just got appointed Captain. You don't have the money for it yet."

"True," Kyouraku said, rubbing his chin lightly. "But you do."

"And why would I buy it for you?"

"Yamamoto's office."

"You're calling that in for this?"

"It's for Juu, so only the best will do. Come on," he said, dragging her into the store.

"I can just give you the money, I don't need to go in with you."

"Besides Juu having a slightly smaller chest you two have the same figure. I want to see how it looks before buying it."

"We are so even after this," she muttered as the sales lady walked over.

"Can I help you two?" she asked pleasantly.

"Yes," Kyouraku said happily. "My friend here was interested in that pink kimono you have in your window."

"You do realize I'm not a doll, right?"

"But you're as cute as one."

/

"Shun, this is beautiful. How'd you afford it?" Ukitake asked as Kyouraku presented her with the kimono.

He simply smiled, kissing her softly. "I always find a way to get the best for my Juu. Try it on."

"All right," Ukitake said as she took the garment, heading to the bathroom to change.

"Hmm, you're not going to change here?" Kyouraku asked disappointed.

"If I try it on in here we'll never see what it looks like on me," she said before shutting the door behind her.

Kyouraku sat on her bed, glaring at the door as he waited impatiently. After what seemed like an eternity to him the door finally opened. He knew she'd look amazing but when she entered the room his breath was taken away. "Beautiful," he whispered, standing up to kiss his lover.

"You'd say I look beautiful in anything."

"That's because you do, Juu," Kyouraku said playfully. "And now that I've seen you in it, I can't wait to get it off you."

"Shunsui!" Ukitake shouted, half laughing as the man picked her up before dropping her on the bed. "Honestly, you're like a child."

"Oh really?" Kyouraku whispered against her lips. "I know a way to prove you wrong."

/

Kyouraku was woken up by Ukitake shaking his shoulder. "Wha-?" he questioned sleepily.

"Get up, Sensei's coming," Ukitake whispered. That's all Kyouraku needed to hear before jumping out of the bed, grabbing the nearest piece of clothing and wrapping himself in it.

"Shunsui, I thought I'd find you here," Yamamoto muttered as he opened the door.

"Captain-Commander, what a pleasant surprise," Kyouraku said, placing his hat on his head.

"That certainly is an unusual outfit choice for you." Kyouraku looked down to see that he had clothed himself in Ukitake's pink kimono. "Comfortable, is it?"

"The most wonderful outfit I've ever worn," Kyouraku said without pausing. "I might just wear it every day for the rest of my life."

Ukitake meanwhile had buried her face in her pillow to muffle her laughter, until her laughter turned into coughing. "Juu?" Kyouraku asked worriedly, turning her over and helping her sit up. Ukitake covered her mouth, but blood dripping through her fingers. "Shit, Juu," Kyouraku muttered as he picked her up, rushing passed Yamamoto.

He flashed stepped to the Fourth Division Headquarters. Unohana had sensed him coming and meet him when he arrived, showing him to a room where he could set her down. Unohana shoved him out of the room, making sure he wouldn't get in her way.

Isane meet him in the hallway, a blush crossing her cheeks. "Captain Kyouraku, um, if you don't mind, can you..?" she said, holding out a piece of cloth to him.

Kyouraku raised an eyebrow before looking down to see that he hadn't tied the kimono, and had literally just shown the entire Forth Division his lower half. "You like what you see, Lieutenant?" he teased, even as he took the cloth from her, using it as a belt.

This earned him a smack on the back of the head from Yamamoto who had followed him. "Stop teasing her."

Kyouraku merely glanced at him. He was too worried about Ukitake to make his usual smart remark.

/

"You ran across the Seireitei half-naked?" Ukitake asked, shaking her head.

"Only for you, Juu."

Yoruichi chuckled softly from her place next to Yamamoto. "I have to say, Jūshirō, I'm a little envious." This caused Ukitake to sigh and Kyouraku to practically glow with pride.

"Must you feed his ego, Yoruichi?"

Yoruichi just flashed Ukitake her catlike grin. "So, I hear you're going to wear that kimono every day for the rest of your life, even though you got it for Jūshirō. Seems a little selfish."

Kyouraku glared at her as Yamamoto glared at him. Of course, the Captain-Commander knew Kyouraku hadn't gotten the kimono for himself, but knowing and hearing were two different things. "Well, it's also selfish to let your friend take the fall for burning the old man's office."

"Sell out!" Yoruichi said, jumping up as she pointed an accusing finger at the man.

"You're one to talk," he growled back, trying to step away from his Sensei who was currently making the room rather hot.

"Excuse me, but if you can't be civil to one another I'll have to ask you to leave," Unohana said as she entered the room. Everyone froze, nodding slightly.

"That woman can be rather scary," Kyouraku muttered, everyone else nodding in agreement.

/

"So that's how you get him to do work?" Nanao muttered to herself as the rest of the table cracked up at the image of Kyouraku running through the Seireitei.

"Argh, Jūshirō, you really had to talk about the office?" Yoruichi murmured, throwing back a shot of tequila.

"I told you if you ever told the tequila story, I would tell the fire ball story," Ukitake said simply, having returned to sipping her tea.

"Well," Unohana said as she set down her empty tea cup, "since it seems we've lost some people, we should probably end this." Those still conscious looked around to see that Soifon, Ikkaku, Hisagi, and Byakuya had all passed out.

Everyone slowly stood, joking over the stories they had heard that night, some picking up their fallen comrades. Ichigo and Renji, who had picked up Byakuya, ended up dropping the poor man when they started laughing again, having heard Kyouraku's comment to Ukitake as the two left.

"You know, Juu, I could make some jello shots when we get home."

"And do you know, Shun, that you're sleeping at your place tonight?"

/

I'm not really sure I like how well this last chapter came out, but let me know what you think. If it's completely awful I'll try rewriting it sometime soon.