HIYA PEOPLE!! XD I am baaaack X3 ok sorry this took so long…..I had a camping trip then my dad
And step mom had a cruise to go on…..…….well anyway I hope you enjoy this chapter XP
Disclaimer: Of course I do not own FMA, you must have invisible tomatoes in your ears if you think I do O.o
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"Hey Deceit!" Vanity called as she rushed down the hall to her friend. Deceit turned and gave her a grin "Vanity, What's up?" he greeted. "Just wanted to know how you're training is going." She responded. "Pretty good, Greed is an awesome teacher and his chimera friends are pretty awesome too." Deceit answered. The two friends continued to walk down the hall, as they talked about how their training was going and how cool their teachers were. Meanwhile Spite and Wrath were preparing for their evil scheme…..
"Ok, so you know what we are gonna do right?" Spite asked as she looked over at Wrath. The boy nodded while grinning evilly. "Yup." Spite smirked "Good, now all we have to do is wait." Suddenly they heard Deceit and Vanity's voices. "Ok their coming, ya ready?" she asked in a hushed tone. "Ya!" Wrath replied as he ran around the corner. He deliberately ran into Deceit, sending him sprawled out on the floor. Vanity clapped her hand in front of her mouth "Omigosh!! Are you guys ok?" she asked in a worried voice. "Grrr, ya I'm fine, but this little brat needs to watch were he's going!" Deceit snapped angrily. He shoved the younger homunculus off of him and stood up, dusting himself off. "I thought I told you to watch were your going!" he yelled. Wrath just stuck his toung out "Why don't you make me stupidhead!" he shouted defiantly. Deceit glared at him "What was that?" "You heard me, dummy." Wrath answered. "ALL RIGHT!! THAT'S IT!!" Deceit lunged at the boy who began to run off down the hall. "COME BACK HERE SO I CAN MANGLE YOU!!" Deceit shouted with rage. Wrath turned his head as he ran and stuck his toung out again "WHY DON"T YOU MAKE ME, STUPIDHEAD!!" Then he began to chant "DECEIT IS A STUPIDHEAD!!" while laughing like the little maniac he is.
Spite stood leaning against a wall holding a box of tacks. She listened to Deceit's angry yells and Wrath's maniacal laughter with an evil smirk on her face. "That's right Wrath….lead that rat right into our trap." Wrath zipped passed her, then turned and hid behind her back. "Hehe, Ok! Is the trap set?" he asked with an evil glint in his eye. Spite patted him on the head "Yep, good job kid." She answered with a smile as she tossed the tacks on the floor. "Oops." She said innocently. Soon, Deceit came tearing across the hall. "WHERE IS THAT LITTLE BRAT!! I'LL MURDER HIM!! I'LL-YEOWCH!!" He screeched as he stepped on the pile of tacks that had been…accidentally dropped on the floor. He leaped in the air and began hopping around on one foot, then tripped on a skateboard that somebody left on the floor. "AAAAHHHHHHH!!" Deceit yelled as he went sliding down the stairs. When he reached the bottom, he barreled into Greed, who had been conveniently standing at the bottom of the stairs."AUUGHH!!" he shouted as he and his apprentice flew across the room….and landed in a barrel of lighter fluid, that for some odd reason had been placed in the room. Spite who stood next to the banister above the other two homunculi dropped a lit match. "Tsk, I just seem to keep dropping my things…" she said in mock disappointment. Wrath grinned "Yup! You really are clumsy Sis!!" he responded. They both smirked as the room lit up with a bright fiery light and listened to the screams of the other two homunculi.
"OK! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!" Spite flinched at the sound of her sensei's voice. Wrath's eyes went wide. "Uh oh.." They turned around to see a very angry looking Envy. Spite blinked "Errrrr……May I help you?" she asked. Envy tapped his foot with his arms crossed. "Oh great..here comes the lecture.." Spite thought. "I can't believe you little brats went and played a prank on Greed and Deceit…WITHOUT ME!!" "Huh?" Spite blinked in confusion. She and Wrath glanced at each other, they thought they would get in trouble for sure. Spite looked back at Envy. "Come again?" she asked. "How could you go and play a prank without including me? Especially since it was a prank on Greed and the little punk!" he said with a smirk. Spite and Wrath smirked back "Weeeell…..You CAN dump this on them." She said holding up a gallon of…acid. The green haired homunculus grinned widely. "Hehehe, I would love to." He said as he took the bucket of acid. He walked over to the edge and dumped it. "AUUGGGHHHH!!" Greed and Deceit screeched in pain. Spite, Wrath, and Envy began busting up with laughter…well, Envy and Wrath laughed, Spite just smirked. Vanity came running in the room, along with Lust and Gluttony. "WHAT HAPPENED?!" she yelled, wide eyed. "Ya, what stunt did you trouble makers pull this time?" Lust asked while crossing her arms. The three homunculi just smirked. "Oh, Just pulling a harmless little prank." Spite answered innocently. "HARMLESS!! YOU TOSSED ACID ON US!!" Greed screeched angrily. He and Deceit came walking up the stair….well limping actually. Their wounds were healing, but they still had some burn marks. "You had it coming." Wrath said as he hid behind Spite for protection. Envy just began laughing like a maniac at the sight of Greed and Deceit, they were a total mess, to say the least. "You guys are soooo mean!!" Vanity exclaimed. Spite, Envy, and Wrath just looked at each other and shrugged. Lust covered her face with her hand. "Envy…you are such a bad influence…."
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YAAAAAY I FINNALY UPDATED!! XD Ya I know…they are bad guys so technically Envy is supposed to be a bad influence, but whatever..ya know what I mean XP ZOMG I gots to drive today YAY!! X3 FINNALY!! I am almost 17 and don't even have my permit yet O.o ya I know..that's lame huh? No one ever took the time to teach me . Anway I tried to make this chapter extra long since I haven't made a new chap in forever. LATERS PEOPLE!! I will try to update soon ;)