Sonic's Last Bet

All the characters have fun differently. What happens when someone bets that they couldn't have fun with every other member of the gang and still keep their sanity? Insanity, thats what!

I don't own my own ass, much less Sonic. If I did own Sonic, this is the kind of stuff that would happen to Sonic on a daily basis. "Thank you Sega for owning me, and not selling me to Radman! Thank you!"

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Chapter 3: Amy Rose

Sonic woke up to find the house still. He looked at his unfamiliar surroundings, and then remembered that he had slept over at Knuckles' to avoid seeing the destruction that Tails had assuredly wreaked on his home. Sliding his feet off over the side, he got up to make himself some breakfast.

"Let's see," he said, rummaging through Knuckles' fridge. Soon, he was frying some eggs.

"HEY SONIC!" Tails jumped out from nowhere and screamed, causing Sonic to put his hand on the pan, burning him.

"Ow ow ow ow! Oh my God, you little retard!" Sonic screamed.

"Hey Sonic?" Tails asked all serious.

"What is it?" Sonic replied, wary of his friend's insanity.

"Why is the earth flat, and why are you here at Knuckles'?"

"The earth is round you fricktard! And I'm here to avoid YOU!"

"Oh... wahh!" And with that, Tails ran crying like a four year old from Knuckles' house. All the while, Knuckles had already gotten up and was watching the whole ordeal.

"Wow, Tails must bug you a lot." Knuckles commented.

"Yeah. I can't believe that he turned into such a retard."

"What happened to him anyways?" Knuckles asked.

"I don't know." A long silence filled the room.

"Well, now that you're done being tormented by your little demon boy, you can get back to being tormented by me and the rest of the gang!" Knuckles said just a little too enthusiatically.

"Joy." Sonic replied.

"Sucks to be you, don't it." Knuckles joked.

"You have no idea." Sonic said, while slowly slamming his head into the wall.

"Alright, your person for today is Amy." Knuckles said.

"Oh, Ames? That'll be easy. All I have to do is set up a fake date with her, and she'll be happy as a clam."

"I wouldn't be so sure of myself if I were you Sonic. You've already experienced the horrors of a little girl, so now you must experience the terrors of a stalker." Knuckles ushered him out the door.

"Yeah, whatever." Sonic ran toward's Amy's place.

"Sup Ames, I guess we got a date today." Sonic said.

"Oh Sonic, how I've waited for this day! Now you can finally tell me how you really care about me, and we can live happily ever after."

"Right... It's just one date Amy, I'm not like signing my soul over to you or something."

"Oh yeah? We'll see about that."

"So what do you want to do?" Sonic asked. Wrong question to ask buddy, wrong question. Amy got a very evil look on her face, and was just about to tackle Sonic when he said

"Uh, Amy, can I make a call first? He he."

"Sure, but make it fast." Sonic dashed over and hid in the bush which miraculously existed in everyone's yard, and dialed Knuckles.

"Hey, Sonic, what's wrong?" Knuckles said smoothly.

"You can't make me do this Knuckles. She's going to frigging rape me or something!"

"Do I hear you saying 'Yes Knuckles, I'll send the two hundred dollar check over right away'?" Knuckles tortured.

"...No." Sonic said slowly.

"Heres some advice Sonic. Just keep telling yourself, 'Two hundred dollars, two hundred dollars.'" Knuckles hang up at that. Sonic sat there in the bush for a little while before Amy grabbed him and started dragging him into the house.

"Come my pretty, we have places to go, people to do!" (A mix up of the phrase, people to see, things to do)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sonic did an exact copy of the Darth Vader no from Revenge of the Sith. Amy's mailbox even started shaking. When that door closed, you heard one scream, and all was silent.

Rougly twelve hours later

Sonic limped back to Knuckles'. Let's just say that Amy didn't waste any of the twelve hours they had. As he walked, Sonic kept repeating,

"I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life..." to himself. When he finally got back, he met Knuckles inside.

"There, happy? Now that I've been sterilized for the next twenty years, would you say that I won this part of the bet?" Sonic said.

"She never said that she had fun." Knuckles noted. With that, Sonic lifted him up in the air and slammed him into the ground.

"Alright, alright, you win this round." Knuckles sulked. "Oh, and by the way, Tails destroyed the couch."

"So where am I supposed to sleep?" Sonic whined.

"I don't know, either go home or camp out on the carpet."

"CENSOREDhead."

Well, what did you think? It's short, but I think you'll agree that if Amy had an unrestricted, truth or dare like twelve hours with Sonic... this is what she would do. In case you hadn't figured it out, It's called his last bet to say that this bet very well might kill him, and if it doesn't he'll certainly never make a bet again.