Sonic's Last Bet

All the characters have fun differently. What happens when someone bets that they couldn't have fun with every other member of the gang and still keep their sanity? Insanity, thats what!

I don't own my own ass, much less Sonic. If I did own Sonic, this is the kind of stuff that would happen to Sonic on a daily basis. "Thank you Sega for owning me, and not selling me to Radman! Thank you!"

I do not own any meaninful ideas. It's true.

If you are not reivewing me, I would like to let you know that it's people like you who are causing me to consider ending the fic soon.

Note: nobody will ever know whether Sonic said "censored" or the s word. Not even me. You'll see what I'm talking about.

Chapter 6: E-123 Omega

Sonic woke up on the floor of Knuckles' house, with random party stuff thrown all over the place, but especially on top of him. He was quite happy. His experiences with being near neutered by scientists with terrible aim had finally paid off. At the party last night, Amy had tried to rape him again. Let's just say his water cooler wasn't dispensing. He had quite a good time, and as he got up, he brushed the party stuff off himself, and went to comsume more of Knuckles' food. He always ate a large breakfast, seeing as most of his day was usually dominated by being tormented by some retard. Just as he had sat down contentedly in front of the TV and began munching on some cereal, Tails jumped in front of the screen and started waving his arms around in that annoying way people do when you know that they are trying to be annoying and interrupt your show.

"Would you move your fat, good for nothing, worthless, slimy, no good, half rate, two tailed, yellow bellied, canine, made in china ass out of the way of my TV show!" Sonic yelled.

You were supposed to censor his swearing idiot, turn the stupid piece of CENSORED back on.

"It's on oh almighty author!" My tech crew replied.

Good. Now every time this moron gets CENSORED off, the little eight year old's mind's won't be corrupted. Sonic slapped his forehead.

"We've already had uncensored language multiple times, so why don't we just uncensor it all! Why censor stuff when uncensored swearing has already been displayed!"

SILENCE WORM! IT IS MY FANFIC, AND I WILL DO WHATEVER I PLEASE WITH IT. MY ADORING FANS DEMAND THAT I CENSOR YOUR CENSORED ATTEMPTS AT DIGNIFIED LANGUAGE!

"You just swore yourself!"

SILENCE!

"Oh, never mind! Hey Knux, let's just get on with it and start off with you telling me who is going to be CENSORED today."

"Everyone is going to be censored today. The author censors us all, every day. E-123 Omega however, gets to be CENSORED to you." Knuckles replied.

"Isn't that that one robot that follows Shadow around everywhere?" Sonic asked.

"Yeah, pretty much." Knuckles said, while toying with his 32x without a Genesis.

"Oh, all that I have to do is program him to say he had fun." Sonic said.

"You're not smart enough to figure out how to do that. Now if this bet was against Tails..." He then stopped and saw Tails trying to chase his tail. Or rather, both of them at the same time. "I take it back. If this bet was against Eggman..." Sonic held up a picture painted by Omega of himself decapitating Eggman.

"Wtf! He's a robot, how can he make art!" Knuckles said.

"Don't ask me, all I know is he's the next Davinci, and hates Eggman's guts."

"If he's the next Davinci, does that mean they're going to make a biased left wing movie based off of him, which claims that Jesus had an affair with Mary Magdaline?"

"Shut the HELL up!" Sonic screamed, quickly running out the door. Fifteen seconds later he was back. "The robot doesn't have a house, does it." Knuckles shook his head. "Where can I find it?"

"With Shadow."

"How do I find him?"

"Oh, thats the easy part! Just take Rouge hostage!" Knuckles said.

"And the hard part?" Sonic asked.

"Oh, avoiding getting killed by Shadow when he finds you." Sonic audably gulped.

"Great. Knuckles, if I die..."

"Yes, YES! I'm in your will?" Knuckles asked.

"No. Stay away from my funeral, and keep Tails away from it too."

"Who the hell do you think will go!" Knuckles yelled.

"Eggman, Yuji Naka, and Shadow." With that, Sonic rushed out. He came back moments later with Rouge tied and gagged. He threw her into a closet and laughed evilly.

"Now all we have to do is wait." And wait Sonic did. A good four hours he waited. Still no Shadow. Another three hours. Still no Shadow.

"Hey, uh retard, don't you think you need to call Shadow and make your demands for him to know you kidnapped Rouge and come to rescue her?" Knuckles said dryly.

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Hey!" He said as he snapped his fingers, "I've got a brilliant idea! How about I call Shadow to make my demands, so he'll know I kidnapped Rouge and come to rescue her!" Sonic exclaimed.

"Brilliance Sonic, sheer brilliance." Knuckles said sarcastically. No sooner had Sonic hung up than a black blur appeared in the house. When it stopped, the form of Shadow was standing before them, with an enraged glare on his face.

"Give me Rouge, and I won't have to kill you faker!" Shadow seethed.

"Alright! Could you tell Omega that I need him?" Sonic said.

"Just give me Rouge already!" Shadow growled.

"Why do ya want her so bad Shady, got a crush on her? I bet I know was you two do all night at Club Rouge!" Sonic said. Shadow's arm shot out and his hand wrapped around Sonic's neck, choking him and lifting him off the ground. Sonic kept squirming until Shadow was satisfied that he'd learned his lesson, and was dropped. Tails then began to annoy Shadow in every way imaginable. Shadow stood there and steamed, obviously quite pissed. Finally, he put out his hand, and Chaos Speared Tails eleven times. All that was left when he stopped firing bolts of energy at him were his ash filled shoes and a hole in the floor behind him which the bolts had made after passing through him. Knuckles and Sonic simultaneously let out a,

"Yay!" and another party was thown.

"I would like to propose a toast!" Sonic said, "to Tail's deadness!" Everyone echoed

"To Tail's deadness!" At the party, Sonic found Omega.

"Hey Omega."

"Yo homie, whats trippin ya'll?" Omega replied very robot like, and yet, very ganster rapper like at the same time.

" Uh, I need to have fun with you." Sonic thought about it for a moment and then said "That sounds so wrong..."

"Yo, there a sick problem with yo homie here. Yo ol homeboy here can have none of that bad, fun stuff. It ain't down with that. I's a robot see's? We don't do fun." Omega replied.

"What the HELL is wrong with you? Are you broken? Robots aren't supposed to be like that!"

"My homie Shads like totally tricked out my programing, and now I got it on with my bad gansta self." Omega said.

"Doesn't matter I guess. If you are incapable of having fun, the bet doesn't count."

"Stupid flesh sack." Omega said.

"What?"

"This unit was pretending to be a 'ganster' the duration of our conversation, for purpose of completing 'fun'. Objective 'have fun' accomplished by means of 'annoy subject: Sonic the Hedgehog'. Thank you for your assistance in completing the objective subject: Sonic the Hedgehog. This unit suggests that you speak to subject:Knuckles the Echidna, on completed bet." Omega said.

"Well! I will. Thanks Omega."

"You are quite welcome subject: Sonic the Hedgehog." Omega waited until Sonic went away, and then said "Whew. Now that he's gone, I can get back to getting down my my bad self." He then turned on his rap again.

"Ha! Omega said that he had fun!"

"But that's impossible, Omega is a CENSORED robot! How can he have fun."

"He has a sense of humor, so he can have fun."

"I guess you win this round too..." Knuckles said slowly, then quickly added, "you suck."

"What was that?"

"Nothing ya'll. Yo, Omega my man, let's rock this place with some o yo rad robot rapping!"

"This unit will gladly oblige." Omega rapped on, into the night.