Ok, This takes place in book seven when Sabrina accidentally tells Puck they are married in the future.
PPOV
"I'm a little boy. Little boys to not get married." I said as I hovered in the air.
"You grew up." Sabrina said. I felt my face fall.
"What would make me do that?" I asked. What would? I get to eat what ever I want, live for ever, pull pranks on people…. Certain people. Why would I grow up? Marshmallow pointed to Grimm.
"I would never do that!" I roared.
"You're already doing it." Marshmallow said. "Haven't you noticed you've gotten taller lately? I heard Granny tell Mr. Canis that you're going through puberty."
"What's that?" I asked. Daphne shrugged and looked to Sab- Grimm.
"Oh, Now I'm good for definitions?" She fumed. "Puberty is when a child starts to become an adult. You're going to get taller and grow hair on your face and get zits."
"This puberty you speak of- it must be triggered by some kind of disease. You've given me your cooties dog face!" I said.
"Puck you're not sick," Sabrina said, trying to calm me down. It didn't help. I'm sure I looked angry at the moment but I couldn't careless. "I am the Trickster King. I am a villain. I am the kind of the loafers, the prince of low expectations! The spiritual guide for millions of complainers, criminals, and convicts! Villains do not get married. They do not get zits, You have poisoned me, Sabrina Grimm, This means war!" I said.
"War?" Sabrina asked.
"Yes, war! And when I'm done with you'll wish the Scarlet Hand had gotten you first!" I said and flew as fast as I could to the forest. I flew inside it looking for my throne.
How could this happen? I asked myself in my head. How come I've been 4,000 years old forever and stupid Sabrina Grimm shows up. Suddenly my pants are too short, and I have cooties. I found my old junk kingdom and sat on the throne. I haven't been here since I moved into the old lady's house. Suddenly I see Marshmallow, Jake, And Grimm on the flying carpet. My teeth cringed. Grimm, Cootie giving Grimm. I thought. I had to restrain myself from running after her- Them! To see what was going on. Who needs them. These little episodes always happen the same way, I prank Grimm, A problem comes up, during the fight I save Sabrina, and we solve the problem and all live happily ever after, And we start the cycle again. I thought and sighed. Married. I just couldn't picture it. Married to her! Heck I couldn't picture it with Moth let alone a girl who's family is the Bain of my existence in Ferry Port landing. I look over to see Marshmallow, Jacob, and… A goose? I sighed. Time to go through the cycle once again. But I was going to need some unicorns and a lot of chilly.
Kind of short but, Review.