Disclaimer: So don't own Tekken
Who Wants to be a Millionaire (Chapter 2)
The camera zooms in on the stage where The X Factor is sitting with the hot seat across from him. Then, Ling Xiaoyu enters the stage and takes her place in the hot seat (remember that she is still in the game from the last chapter).
X Factor: Welcome fellow readers to another episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I'm here with possibly the most annoying character in the whole Tekken series, Ling Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu: Hey!
X Factor: You are. Even though I'm a fan of yours, you are annoying.
Xiaoyu (in Chinese): Fuck you!
X Factor: Let's play, Who Wants to be a Millionaire!
The start music play and the lights go dark.
Xiaoyu (trembling): Stop! Wait!
X Factor: What is it?!
Xiaoyu: I'm afraid of the dark!
X Factor: Oh give me a break! You're 18 and afraid of the dark, wtf?!
Xiaoyu: Don't insult me or I'll stop playing!
X Factor: What ever helps you sleep at night, kid. One moment please.
He leaves and comes back but he is wearing a Boogeyman costume and is behind Xiaoyu. He taps her shoulder and she turns around and…
X Factor: BOO!!
Xiaoyu screams and runs off stage. The X Factor laughs so hard that he can't breathe.
X Factor (still laughing): Okay! With her out of the way, let's move on to the fastest finger question and let's introduce our new contestants and our old ones…Bryan Fury, Marshall Law, Asuka Kazama, Eddy Gordo, Christie Montiero, Kazuya Mishima, and Lee Chaolan.
(Crowd cheers and claps)
X Factor: Okay let's get on with the question…Put these movies in order based on the year released starting with the earliest.
A) Tekken: The Motion Picture
B) Spiderman 3
C) Mortal Kombat
D) Boys Don't Cry
Correct Order: C, A, D, B
X Factor: Okay, time's up. Let's see who got the fastest time…and it seems Marshall Law had the fastest time with 9.56 seconds.
Marshall takes his seat in the hot seat.
X Factor: Law, welcome to the game. What are you going to do with the money that you may win today?
Law: I'll use it to get my son out of the hospital.
X Factor: Alright. Let's play!
Music plays and lights dim.
X Factor: Law for 100 dollars, what game did Jin Kazama make his debut in?
A) Tekken 6
B) Tekken 2
C) Tekken 3
D) Tekken 4
Law: C, final answer.
X Factor: Correct! For 300 dollars, in Tekken 4, Jin wanted to kill his father, grandfather, and then who…
A) Ling Xiaoyu
B) Himself
C) Paul Phoenix
D) Combot
Law: B, and that's my final answer.
X Factor: Correct for 300! Going for 500, Asuka Kazama punched the shit out of Jin for doing what during Tekken 5?
A) Falling on her chest
B) Beating Jinpachi Mishima
C) Eating toast
D) Smoking weed
Law: I'm not sure on this one. I'll use one of my life lines.
X Factor: What?! Are you serious?! That was a Kodak moment for Christ sake. Kazuya has it on his video phone. Kazuya!
Kazuya pulls out his video phone and plays the video, but it only shows Jin being punched.
X Factor: That's not the whole video. Bastard!
Kazuya: I like to see my son in pain whenever possible.
X Factor: Is that your Viagra or something?
Kazuya:…No
X Factor looks at him funny and disregards him.
Law: I'd like to ask the audience.
X Factor: Okay audience, Law needs your help. Help him by picking the right answer. Use your pads and select A, B, C, or D. Vote now!
5 seconds pass. 100 of the audience selects A.
X Factor: Well…
Law: I'll pick D. Final answer.
X Factor: WTF?! That's incorrect, old dumb motherfucker.
Law: Where's my money?
X Factor: You don't get any! You lost, asshole. Are there any ticks sucking the blood away from your old ass brain?
Law isn't responding and has a Festus-like look on his face.
X Factor: They don't pay me enough for this job. Security, get him out of here and hook up to a brain gain helmet.
A bell goes off and Law goes berserk. Law starts kicking ass on anyone he sees. Security goes flying through the crowd. The tekken fighters intervene but end up getting their asses kicked. He targets the X Factor and runs after him, and The X Factor gets into a fighting stance.
X Factor: Join us next time for another episode, if I'm not dead by then.
(Fades to black)
To the readers: Send in questions for me to use on the show, ok? Review as well. Later!