Disclaimer: So don't own Tekken.
Who Wants to be a Millionaire (Chapter 3)
The camera zooms in on the stage where The X Factor is standing with the hot seat and his seat behind him. He prepares to be bombarded with more idiots today. He turns to the camera and says…
X Factor: Welcome to another episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Last time, chaos ensues as Law nearly killed me and most of the audience.
Camera goes around the audience with many people in bandages and slings.
X Factor: Anyways, let's move on to the contestants we have today. Today we have Yoshimitsu.
The people go wild for him.
X Factor: Nina Williams
The men whistle and give catcalls to her. She just sits and sneers at them (you know she hates men, right?).
X Factor: Steve Fox
The ladies scream for Steve.
X Factor: Bruce Irvin and Ganryu
The crowd cheers for them.
X Factor: Now to the fastest finger question: Put these characters in the order from their debut in Tekken starting with the earliest character to the latest.
A) Heihachi Mishima
B) Julia Chang
C) Michelle Chang
D) Christie Montiero
Correct Order: A, C, B, D
X Factor: Time's up. Now let's see who had the fastest time…and it appears that Nina had the fastest time with 3 seconds flat…impressive…come on up to the stage Nina.
Nina goes on stage with the men still whistling at her.
Nina: Ugh, men, I hate them so much.
X Factor: I find that offensive.
Nina ignores him.
X Factor: Alright bitch, let's get on with the game.
Music plays and the lights go dark.
X Factor: Nina, for 100 dollars: How old was Wang Jinrei in Tekken 5?
A) 30
B) 105
C) 200
D) 95
Nina: B, final answer.
X Factor: got it for 100 dollars. For 300 dollars: What is the relation between Jinrei and Jinpachi Mishima?
A) They are best friends
B) They are brothers
C) They are married to one another
D) They are father and son
Nina is about to vomit after hearing the C answer. She regains composure and answers…
Nina: C, final answer.
X Factor (laughing): Gotcha, that's incorrect, what kind of fantasies do you have at night. Damn, you watch that grandpa porn. Anna, your sister has problems, damn.
Anna: Why do you think I hate her?
X Factor: Security, get her out of here and put her in an asylum until she gets that fantasy out of her head.
Security drags her out of the building.
X Factor: Four of you are left now. The fastest finger question is: Put these rap albums released by Jay-Z starting the earliest released.
A) American Gangster
B) Reasonable Doubt
C) The Blueprint
D) The Black Album
Correct order: B, C, D, A
X Factor: Time's up, and it seems Steve Fox had the fastest time of 2.58 seconds…wow…come to the stage Steve.
Steve goes to the stage.
X Factor: Strange, I didn't know you were into rap music.
Steve: Yeah, I'm a big fan of Jay-Z. I have all his albums at home.
X Factor: Impressive. Let's play and don't screw up like your mom.
Music plays and lights go dark.
X Factor: Now for 100 dollars: Who won the battle between the Williams sisters in the 5th king of iron fist tournament?
A) Anna
B) Neither ( it was a draw)
C) Nina
D) They never fought each other there
Steve: I'm pretty sure mum won so I'll say C.
X Factor: Final answer?
Steve: Yes.
X Factor: Correct. Going for 300 dollars: What is Julia Chang's job
A) Doctor
B) Teacher
C) PC programmer
D) Archaeologist
Steve: D, final answer
X Factor: Correct
Steve: You forgot to say that she's a tree hugger.
X Factor: Oooh, burn. Knuckle touch.
They touch knuckles.
X Factor: Hey don't say that on TV. Julia might protest outside my studio.
Steve: And make us wear "Go Green" T-Shirts.
They start laughing so hard they fall out of their seats. Julia is watching at her home.
Julia (has an ax in her hand): I'm going to kill them.
Back at the Studio (Steve has progressed and is going for 4,000 dollars)
X Factor: Correct for 2,000 dollars. Oh, I happen to be a fan of Julia as well as yours.
Steve: Thanks, guv.
X Factor: Going for 4,000 dollars: As of Tekken 6, Jin Kazama and Kazuya Mishima are rivals over what?
A) Their cooking
B) World domination
C) Video Games
D) Sports
Steve: I know that it's B, final answer.
X Factor: Correct for 4,000 dollars. For 8,000 dollars but first, Steve please keep in mind you are guaranteed to leave here with at least 1,000 dollars.
Just then, Julia comes in, seething and holding an ax, going after The X Factor and Steve.
Julia: I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers.
Steve hits her with a left hook.
Steve: Run! The bitch is crazy!
The X Factor and Steve run for it.
X Factor: Join us next time as Steve goes for 8,000 dollars. He is the only one that has gone this far. Pray that he and I live.
Julia barely misses The X Factor with a chop of her ax.
X Factor: Review as well please and send in questions as well and vote between these eight characters listed below to see who should appear next. SOMEONE HELP ME!!
The characters are: Baek Doo San, Hwoarang, Michelle Chang, Jun Kazama, Heihachi Mishima, King II, Kunimitsu, and Julia Chang