Disclaimer: I do not own anything Tekken, except for the copies of T4, TTT, T5 and the arcade versions of T1, T2, and T3

Chapter 6: Kazuya Returns

The camera zooms in onto the stage. The X Factor is standing on the stage instead of sitting in his chair. He has a smile on his face.

X Factor: Hello, my loyal readers. Welcome to another episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

Audience Member: Why did you wait so long to update?

X Factor: Give me a break! I had a life to live! Now sit down before I have you lynched.

The audience member sits down, frightened.

X Factor: As I was trying to say before, please welcome my co-host Kunimitsu.

The crowd respectfully cheers in approval. Kunimitsu enters wearing an alternate outfit from Tekken 2.

X Factor: Welcome, Kunimitsu

Kunimitsu: Thank you.

X Factor: Computer, please provide an extra seat for Miss Kunimitsu to sit in.

Out comes a large golden chair instead of the usual seat provided.

X Factor: Computer, what the hell?!

Computer: I like her more than you already.

X Factor: Fuck you, asshole. Without further ado, please welcome Kazuya Mishima.

The crowd goes absolutely nuts for Kazuya. Kazuya enters wearing his trademark purple suit.

Crowd: KAZUYA! KAZUYA!! KAZUYA!!

Kazuya smiles arrogantly and takes his seat

X Factor: Welcome, dude!!

Kazuya: Good to be here!!

Fan Girl: I LOVE YOU KAZUYA!!

Kazuya: I love you too!

X Factor: Okay, let's begin!

Music plays and the lights go dark

Kunimitsu: Kazuya, for 100 dollars, who is the youngest fighter to ever win a tournament

A) Jin Kazama

B) Heihachi Mishima

C) Steve Fox

D) Ling Xiaoyu

Kazuya: I hate to say it, but it is in fact A

Kunimitsu: Final answer?

Kazuya: No shit, bitch!

Kunimitsu: Correct. For 300 dollars, after the explosion in Honmaru, how long was Heihachi unconscious?

A) 2 weeks

B) 10 weeks

C) 4 weeks

D) 8 weeks

Kazuya: Don't know, don't care, but I'll say D final answer.

X Factor: Correct, for 500 dollars, Which one of these characters is NOT an animal (or monster)?

A) True Ogre

B) Alex

C) Kunimitsu

D) Ogre

Kazuya: What the fuck?! All of those are animals and/or monsters.

X Factor: Nope, one isn't.

Kazuya: Whatever, I'll use a lifeline.

X Factor: All of you Mishimas are the same, just plain stupid.

Jin (in the audience): I find that offensive, you ass.

X Factor: Up yours, fruitcake.

Kazuya laughs.

Kazuya: I'll call Ogre.

X Factor: Your money not mine.

Kazuya takes out his Samsung Instinct and dials Ogre's number. Ogre answers

Ogre: What's up dawg?

Kazuya: Homie, I need the answer to this question: Which of these characters is not an animal and /or monsters: True Ogre, Alex, Kunimitsu, or you (Ogre)

Ogre: ALL OF THOSE ARE ANIMALS AND MONSTERS!!

Kazuya: That's what I said. Thanks anyway.

Ogre: When are you gonna come over so we can smoke weed?

Kazuya: Tomorrow. Later, dawg.

They hang up.

Kunimitsu: BITCH, CHOOSE AN ANSWER OR I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT!!

Kazuya: Give me the 50/50 first.

Kunimitsu sighs, then groans.

Kunimitsu: Computer, take away two wrong answers before I kill this walking grape.

The answers A and D have been eliminated

Kazuya: Alright, I will go out on a limb and say C, final answer.

X Factor and Kunimitsu: Finally!! Correct.

Kazuya: I still think you're an animal.

Kunimitsu: AAARRGGH!! I am not an animal!! Do I have to prove it to you?

Kunimitsu takes her fox mask off, revealing her face. She also unties her red hair that happens to go five inches past her shoulders. She has a very beautiful face, with no need of makeup that is complimented with her crystal blue eyes and a perfect set of lips. Kazuya and The X Factor stare in awe obviously frozen by her beauty.

Kazuya: Wow…you're hot.

X Factor: Yes she is.

Kunimitsu blushes at their comments.

X Factor: How…how old are you?

Kunimitsu: Never ask a woman her age. If you must know, I'm 41.

Kazuya: I would leave Jun for her any day.

Jun (also in the audience, fuming): I gonna kill you when you get home Kazuya!

Kazuya: Don't care.

X Factor: Back to the game, for 1,000 dollars: Who does Christie Montiero share her height and weight with?

A) Nina Williams

B) Kunimitsu

C) Julia Chang

D) Ling Xiaoyu

Kazuya: Xiaoyu is a definite no; she's half of me and the fruitcake.

Jin (in the audience): I'm not a fruitcake

Kunimitsu: Jin's right. He's not a fruit cake. He's a momma's boy.

The audience, The X Factor, and Kazuya start to laugh.

X Factor: Wow, she's hot and funny. High five.

Kazuya and The X Factor high five. Jin starts to cut his wrists.

Kazuya: It's B final answer.

X Factor: Got it.

End of game sound goes off.

X Factor: Oh no, we ran out of time. Join us next time people since there will be another host while I am in school next week.

Kunimitsu: Bye

She blows kisses to the crowd and readers.

End of Chapter 6. I need a new host for a while because I have school next Tuesday. cries Anyway, read and review and suggest to me who should be the host.

P.S. I'm sorry if I offend any Jin fans. Jin is my favorite character, but he tends to be the butt of my jokes and comedy. Why are protagonists the butt of everyone's jokes? I don't know.

Shout out to PurpleCobra247 for her suggestions. Shout out to Getemono for being a W.O.G. and for being one of my greatest friends on Myspace.

M.O.G. out!!