After typing a lot while listening to music from the Beatles, Kansas, Boston, etc...I have finally finished another chapter! Who will Sonic have to spend a day with next?

Far away, there was a castle on top of a hill. It was nighttime, and there was lightning striking in the background due to the fierce storm that was raging. A signpost nearby this menacing place said "Gerald Robotnik Laboratory-South Jersey Shore".

The voice of Dr. Gerald Robotnik shouted "Gentlemen…behold!". Inside the laboratory, Eggman's grandfather prepared to reveal his newest weapon.

A voice responded "Um…I'm the only one here, Doctor!" This came from Mephiles the Dark, who was standing nearby Robotnik.

Robotnik responded "I know that! I just wanted to include an obscure joke from a rarely watched show! Now, for the weapon!" Robotnik pulled aside a curtain, revealing an ice cream cone.

Mephiles rolled his eyes, asking "How is an ice cream cone supposed to cause suffering around the world?"

Robotnik paused for a second, then said "Ummm…well…maybe you could-no, that wouldn't work! Hmmm…what if you-I don't know, alright? I was hungry while I was trying to plan out the weapon!"

Mephiles sighed, then responded "I see I've been wasting my time here. I guess I have no choice but to kill you…"

Robotnik fled back to the corner of the room, shouting "What do you mean? You can't kill me! How would you be able to kill me if you just look like a pile of sewage or a hedgehog?"

Mephiles grinned(?), then as he approached Robotnik he commented "You forgot one thing, Doctor…I'm voiced by Dan Green!"

The outside of the laboratory was shown as Robotnik shouted "No!", followed immediately by Mephiles yelling "MIND CRUSH!"

Back at Sonic's house, Tails was bouncing off the walls-literally-from consuming his newest shipment of chocolate. He charged into Knuckles, spewing out "Hey, Knuckles! How often do you get sex? How often does Sonic get sex? How many miles is it to the moon?"

This last question had Knuckles thinking for quite a long time, before he finally said "Umm…well, it must only be something like 50 miles! It doesn't look that far away whenever I look up at the night sky!" Knuckles then noticed Sonic attempting to sneak out the door. Knuckles immediately donned an American football helmet and tackled Sonic before the azure hedgehog could escape.

Sonic muttered "Damn it! You know, that helmet actually fits you well, considering your mental condition-" before getting punched in the face by Knuckles.

Knuckles replied "Shut up! You're not leaving until you go to your next playmate for the day!"

Sonic got up and inquired "Who would that be?"

Knuckles said "Ah, that would be…hmmm…" before pulling out his list to consult it.

A voice behind Knuckles then said "Me!"

Knuckles jumped up with fear, hitting his head on the ceiling and getting his dreadlocks caught on the ceiling fan. After spinning around a few times, Knuckles said "Whee! This ride is awesome!"

Mephiles pulled down Knuckles, then said "Now, let that blue creature you call your hero do my bidding!"

Knuckles checked the list and said "Hey! You're not on here! Sorry, but it's against the rules!"

Mephiles replied "I don't care about the rules! Besides, remember that Faustian bargain you had with me a little while ago? If you put me on the list, I'll give you your soul back!"

Sonic turned to Knuckles, then said "You did what? Why would you trade your soul to him?"

Knuckles said "He offered cookies, Sonic! COOKIES! Who wouldn't trade their soul for cookies?"

Sonic sighed and said "Fine. Let's just get this day over with!" before approaching Mephiles. The demon grabbed Sonic and pulled him into a dark portal that he created.

At the other end, Sonic woke up in the middle of Station Square with Mephiles standing next to him. Sonic asked "Well, what do I have to do? Have you made another overly elaborate plan to make a girl cry?"

Mephiles grinned(?) and said "This time, I have much worse planned than that! First, you shall steal candy from a baby! Then you shall go to the library, take a book from the "A" section and a book from the "B" section, and switch their places! Finally, you shall go up to a street corner where an old lady needs help crossing. And when she asks you for help to cross the street, you shall respond with…no! BWAHAHAHA!"

Sonic angrily responded "You monster! How could you conceive of such abominable acts?"

Mephiles sunk into the ground and said "Being voiced by Dan Green gives me all sorts of powers. I will not be satisfied until you have completed these tasks. Until then, goodbye!"

Sonic started heading for the library, and along the way spotted an old woman on a walker at a street corner. Identifying this as a way to get one of the tasks finished, he approached her with great haste.

The woman noticed him, and uttered "Oh, my! You are such a fast gentleman…would you mind helping little old me cross this intersection?"

Sonic stopped, and was now faced with this moral dilemma. Part of him wanted to respond affirmatively, and part of him wanted to respond negatively. As he attempted to say some words, he started sweating all over his body.

Inside his mind, he finally drew up the courage to fulfill the task set before him. He opened his mouth slowly and said "No." After this, he covered his mouth and gasped.

The old lady sighed, then asked "How could you be so cruel? You young men need to learn a lesson o two!" She then suddenly swung her walker and hit Sonic across the face with it.

As Sonic fell to the ground, the old lady pounced on him and started punching him with a level of strength that would put Rocky to shame. After she finished the gruesome beating, she spit on Sonic's mangled body before walking across the street by herself.

Sonic dizzily got up and ran off to the library, where he saw a baby carriage in front of the building. The baby was holding up a lollipop, and Sonic perceived his chance. He ran up and grabbed the lollipop, only to then have his arm grabbed by the baby.

Sonic tried to pulled away, but realized that his arm wouldn't budge. He then said to the baby "Um…could you let me go? Right about now?" The baby responded by holding on tighter.

Sonic then panicked, shouting "Help! Somebody, please help me! This baby won't let go of me! HELP!" Someone did indeed burst upon the scene…the baby's mother.

A few minutes later, an even more badly bruised Sonic stumbled through the library doors. He commented "Well, at least I stole the lollipop, even if only for a few seconds!"

He walked over to the bookshelves and took a book from the "A" section and a book from the "B" section. Just as he took the second book, he held up the first book and paused at that spot. He drew a deep breath, and then put the book from the "A" section into the spot where the second book had been.

When nothing happened, Sonic whooped with joy and sped over to the "A" section. While still cheering with joy, he put the second book into the spot where the first book had been.

As Sonic did this, the librarian nearby used her eagle-eye sight to see what Sonic had just done. She pressed a nearby button and shouted "Security!"

All of the exits were instantly sealed, and bars slid over all of the windows as alarms started ringing all over the place. A man tackled Sonic and handcuffed him, shouting "FBI! You're under arrest!"

After being dragged off to jail, Sonic started pouting over his miserable luck that day. He wondered "When has acting like a total jerk to everyone ever been bad for you? I just don't get it!"

A shadow crawled into the room, then popped up to reveal Mephiles. He said "Good job, Sonic! Now that my evil plans have been carried out, you are done for this day!"

Sonic replied "Thanks…now, can you get me out of here?"

Mephiles laughed and said "No." Just as Sonic lunged at him, Mephiles shouted "Talk to the hand!", which sent Sonic flying back.

Sonic collapsed on the ground, saying "CENSORED! I forgot that you're voiced by Dan Green!"

Just before Mephiles could bring in the killing blow, the wall burst onto him. Tails flew through the hole on the Tornado, shouting "Give me back my source of money for chocolate!"

Mephiles stood up, then muttered "For this, you shall be killed with Sonic. Prepare to face the wrath of Dan Green's voice!"

Tails replied "Your voice is no match for my randomness!", before pouncing onto Mephiles and asking "Why is the moon made out of green cheese? What does 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' stand for? If you can 'rock the boat', can you 'roll the boat'? When…"

Several minutes later, paramedics were taking the comatose Mephiles out on a stretcher.

At the nearby mental asylum, Mephiles was in the corner of his padded room. He kept muttering through his straightjacket "Please, have mercy…no more fox boy…NO MORE!" before moving around violently.

As Knuckles looked through the door to Mephiles' room, he said to Sonic "I don't know if he's happy with the result of this day."

Mephiles then started laughing maniacally, causing Sonic to reply "See? He's obviously happy now!"

Knuckles sighed before muttering "Fine. You win for today. But tomorrow will be a new challenge, followed by many more!" Knuckles then ran off while also laughing like a maniac. Sonic just shrugged and calmly walked out.

Tonight's ordeal is over! Once I finish writing for my school newspaper, I'll have more time to work on this fic!