It took me a while, but I finally figured out a plot for this chapter!

The blue abomination of nature we know as Sonic got up on this day to find a grinning Amy sitting on a chair in the corner of his room. As he instinctively ran for the door, he tried to open it to find it locked. He started shouting "Tails! Knuckles! It's a Code Pink! I repeat, A CODE PINK! The stalker has broken into the house! Help!"

Amy then walked over to Sonic and said "They can't help you now. I sent them to Shadow's place, telling them that he wanted them to hold a party there!"

Sonic started trying to barge through his door, muttering "CENSORED, CENSORED, CENSORED…" He then looked to his window, only to find it barred.

Amy then held up a sledgehammer and said "Have you ever watched the movie Misery? It'll be like that, only with a lot more sex!"

As Sonic screamed more than in his entire life, he woke up. After lying in the fetal position and sucking his thumb for a few minutes, he went to the kitchen for some breakfast.

Once there, he found Tails with a chef hat on. He suddenly shouted at Sonic "Get a move on, you CENSORED piece of CENSORED!" Tails threw a pancake at Sonic, which was grabbed in mid-air and gobbled up by Knuckles.

Sonic asked "Why are you so rude today, Tails?"

Knuckles said "He saw the show Hell's Kitchen last night and has been acting nonstop like Gordon Ramsey since then!"

Tails shouted "Where are those CENSORED orders! Seriously, all of you might as well just cook CENSORED!", and then threw some cooked French Toast at Sonic. Knuckles and Sonic both grabbed it at the same time, and started scuffling on the floor over who would get to eat it.

One kick in Knuckles' crotch later, Sonic swallowed his French Toast down happily. Knuckles then got up and said "Hehe…you're going to need that energy if you want to survive today! I found someone who could finally make you lose the bet."

Sonic asked "Who? If I survived Charmy, I think I can take any other of our acquaintances!"

Knuckles grinned, then whispered "Including Chris Thorndyke?"

Sonic collapsed onto the ground, going into the fetal position while sucking his thumb again. He muttered "Sonic X…4Kids…NO!"

A few minutes of sobbing later, Sonic got up and asked "Can't you give me someone else today? I need some preparation before facing someone like Chris!"

Stop whining.

Sonic replied "But I don't wanna!"

Have you ever seen the movie Stranger Than Fiction?

Sonic gulped, then said "Yes."

Don't tempt me.

At the Thorndyke manor, the whiny Sora rip-off was thinking about how the day with Sonic should go. As Sonic crawled into Chris' room, Chris shouted "HOORAY! Fanboy glomp time!"

Chris then hugged Sonic tightly, causing Sonic to gasp for air as he said "Help…me!" before fainting. One hospital visit later, Knuckles grinned at Sonic as the blue hedgehog was being dragged off by Chris to a street fair.

Sonic gave the finger to Knuckles, saying "After this day is done, I'm kicking your ass!"

Several rollercoaster rides later, Chris continued glomping Sonic to near death. Just as Sonic was about to finally escape to the light, Chris saw a candy stall and let go. While color was returning to Sonic's face, Chris grabbed some candy, rubber ducks, flu vaccines, and a motor scooter.

Sonic looked at this collection and said "Whatever you have planned, this can't be good."

Chris then summoned a Keyblade and said "You're going with me, whether you want to or not! Unless you want me to take out your heart…"

Sonic hopped into the motor scooter, muttering "Stupid Keyblades…"

Chris responded "What was that?" before stabbing Sonic through the heart with his Keyblade.

Sonic split into two, with one of his parts becoming a low-level Heartless. When Sonic's nobody looked over at the low-level Heartless, he said "I only got turned into a normal Heartless? That sucks! I wanted to be some really huge Heartless that could kick a lot of ass!"

Chris killed the easy Heartless, then asked "Now will you shut up?"

Sonic rolled his eyes, then said "Fine. Let's just go save Kingdom Hearts or whatever bullcrap you have planned for today." So they drove off on the motor scooter to Chris' mansion.

Once they arrived, Sonic asked "Can I get my heart back yet?"

Chris replied "No."

"What about now?"

"No."

"…Now?"

"Fine! Just shut up!", and Chris restored Sonic's miserable heart. Chris then put on a leather jacket and sunglasses, saying "Let's roll!"

They stormed into the mansion, and found it crawling with Heartless. Chris' grandfather was rolling aorund on the floor, having a heart attack. Sonic asked "What the hell are all of these Heartless doing here?"

Chris answered "They're here for me. And the Keyblade. SAY GOODBYE, motherCENSOREDs!" before pulling out a machine gun and mowing down the Heartless army.

Sonic inquired "Aren't you supposed to use the Keyblade to kill them?"

Chris' grandfather, who was still having a heart attack, yelled "Help!" and was ignored.

Chris laughed at Sonic's question, then shouted "You really think I'd use a stupid CENSOREDing giant key to deal with every Heartless? They may have forced me to do that for the Kingdom Hearts games, but not now!"

After all of the Heartless were wiped out, Chris pulled out a lighter and wondered "Do you have some smokes, Sonic?" Neither of them noticed Chris' grandfather still having a heart attack nearby.

Sonic gasped and said "Chris...You've been smoking?! What's caused you to act so out of character?"

Chris' grandfather shouted "HELP!", and was ignored again.

Chris replied to Sonic "This is releasing my pent-up repression from the days under 4Kids! Now if you excuse me, I have to go have some more fun by jumping some canyons with a motorcycle!"

So the new badass hopped onto his motor scooter. Chris then drove over his grandfather and off into the sunset, leaving Sonic to say "Woo-hoo! Chris said 'more fun', meaning he's had fun today! I win for today!"

Back at Sonic's place, Knuckles noticed the door slamming open as Sonic barged in. Knuckles said "You won for today? Oh, CENSORED-" before getting punched in the jaw.

One beating that would make most wrestlers cringe later, Knuckles yelled "Fine! No more hard ones for a couple of days! Are you happy with that?"

Sonic calmed down, then said "Yes!"

Knuckles grabbed the list and started re-arranging it, prompting Sonic to ask "What did you initially have planned for tomorrow?"

Knuckles grumbled "Elise. But I guess you want one that's not so hard on you now…". The echidna crossed Elise from that spot and moved the name down while switching it with another.

Sonic sighed with relief at having dodged that bullet, and went to bed with high hopes for the next couple of days.

A badass Chris…what next?