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ChipsAhoyPup
Disclaimer: I own no one but PAN-PAN and myself. x3
A/N YES PAN-PAN COMES ONTO THE CHATROOM. We shall never know how she types.
ChipsAhoy has just signed on.
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ChipsAhoy: Who are you?
SarcasticFeline: DAMMIT, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR NAME IS MEL!
ChipsAhoy: ...yes. o.o
SarcasticFeline: SCREW THIS!
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ChipsAhoy: Why does everyone's name have to do with what they turn into? Why not just staple "I turn into a zodiac animal when the opposite sex hugs me" on your head?
AngstyKitty: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
OptimisticRiceball: It's Chips-kun from the truth or dare! Hai! ^.^
ChipsAhoy: Finally! Who donated brain cells, Tohru?
OptimisticRiceball: Wha? o.O
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SarcasticFeline: I just want you to know that I still hate you.
ChipsAhoy: I just want you to know that I don't know who you are. Apparently a cat, though. -.-
SarcasticFeline: YOU NOTICE SHIGURE RIGHT AWAY, BUT NOT ME! PERV!
ChipsAhoy: You called me a perv... ZOMG, PAN-PAN!
SarcasticFeline: I'm banging my head against the table right now. Leave a message after the apdfphgiafdaojiofajdihgaodf.
ChipsAhoy: SHE FAINTED! :3
SarcasticFeline: I resent the smiley face you have at the end of your text. I'm still alive.
ChipsAhoy: Damn.
AngstyKitty: I'm still here, too.
ChipsAhoy: Don't worry, I'll set you up on a date with Pan-pan later. ^.^
SarcasticFeline: YOU WILL NOT!
ChipsAhoy: By the way, how are you typing, Pan-pan?
SarcasticFeline: Pssh. Like I'll tell you.
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MagicTypingFairy: I'm sorry, Pan-pan. I can no longer type for you. Find someone else. POOF!
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ChipsAhoy: X3
SarcasticFeline: It's all cool. I have back-ups. :3
ChipsAhoy: I don't care. T.T
SarcasticFeline: No one does. Sooo, anyways, the mouse hasn't talked yet. Is he afraid of two kitties that can eat him? No, wait, make that one. Angsty over here can't do nothing.
AngstyKitty: Shuddap.
DepressedRat: It's true. You can't do anything to me.
AngstyKitty: YOU WANNA GO, RAT BOY?
ChipsAhoy: Yaoi! ^.^
AngstyKitty: WHAT?!
SarcasticFeline: Idiotic perv. *bangs head against the table again*
ChipsAhoy: Ignoring Pan-pan, you said "Go." No one but Yuki will ever know what you meant by that, teehee~
SarcasticFeline: WHY YOU?! WHY ME?! *still banging head on table*
DepressedRat: Please watch what you say online. Whatever you type can be sent to the public.
ChipsAhoy: ZOMG, GOOD IDEA!
ChipsAhoy is now loading this chat onto the world wide web.
AngstyKitty: WHAT?! NOOOO!
Chat is done being loaded. The whole world can now view this chat.
ChipsAhoy: Hey, it was your rat girlfriend's fault.
DepressedRat: I'M A GUY!
ChipsAhoy: Okay, your manwhore friend.
DepressedRat: LE'GASP!
SarcasticFeline: Why do you get yourself into this, Mel? WHY? HOW STUPID ARE YOU?
OptimisticRiceball: PLEASE DON'T FIGHT! *sobs*
TheGod has just signed on.
TheGod: LE'GASP! 'TIS YOU! *points at Chips*
ChipsAhoy: OHNOES, YOU REMEMBER ME! :O
TheGod: I'm gonna kill you once I find you. The world is mine. Mwahahahaha! *evil fire in background*
OptimisticRiceball: Uh, Akii, the whole world can--
ChipsAhoy: Don't tell her. ^.^
AngstyKitty: HER?!
DepressedRat: HER?!
OptimisticRiceball: Her?!
ChipsAhoy: HER!
SarcasticFeline: Dorks. T.T
TheGod: MY ZODIAC MINION PUPPET PEOPLES, LISTEN TO ME! I AM IN FACT A GIRL!
ChipsAhoy: *cough*Manwhore*cough*
TheGod: WHAT IS THAT YOU SAY?!
ChipsAhoy: I'm sorry, I have a *cough*manwhore*cough* cold! ^.^
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TheGodsServant: Where's the mutt?
ChipsAhoy: *gasp* DON'T CALL MY BOYFRIEND A MUTT, COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
SarcasticFeline: She has trouble cursing. T.T
TheGod: Boyfriend?! No way. I can't let that happen. I must kill someone. T.T
ChipsAhoy: Kill my least favorite character! :3
TheGod: And who might that be?
ChipsAhoy: You. T.T
SarcasticFeline: *cough*Burn*cough*
ChipsAhoy: ;3
TheGod: I'm not going to be a suicidal maniac! NOOO! KURENO, GET ME MY SLITTER! I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT MY FRUSTRATION ON YOU!
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ChipsAhoy: What the holy meatballs was that about?
SarcasticFeline: CURSE, YOU FOOL, CURSE! YOU ALWAYS USED TO CURSE!
ChipsAhoy: But my parents... they can kill me...
SarcasticFeline: Say it... say the h-e-double-hockey-sticks word...
ChipsAhoy: *deep breath* HELL! *clamps hand over mouth*
SarcasticFeline: Good girl.
ChipsAhoy: Where is Shigure? I must thank him for helping me curse again. ^.^
SarcasticFeline: I'M THE ONE WHO--AW, FORGET IT! *slams head against the table again*
ChipsAhoy: You're going to give yourself brain damage, Pan-pan.
SarcasticFeline: I don't care.
ChipsAhoy: Hey, Kyo and Yuki haven't talked in a while. They must be... BUSY! x3
OptimisticRiceball: Guuuys, Kyo forgot to turn off his computer, and he's not in his room. o.O
ChipsAhoy: What room is he in? X3
OptimisticRiceball: Eh... hang on, I'll go find him.
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AngstyKitty: I'm signing off his computer now. This is still Tohru.
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ChipsAhoy: Mmkay. So she's gonna tell us when she gets to Yuki's room?
SarcasticFeline: I shall suppose so.
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LovableMutt: Hey, guys, there's weird noises coming from Yuki's room. o.O
ChipsAhoy: XDDD
SarcasticFeline: Pervert. Okay, what sounds? And, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT over-exaggerate.
LovableMutt: Okay... bangs and crashes and stuff, but then there was Tohru screaming and... yeah, that's it, I think. I already guessed. x3
ChipsAhoy: WHAT DID YOU GUESS? X3
LovableMutt: ...Kyo and Yuki are getting it on.
ChipsAhoy: XDDDDD
LovableMutt: XDDDDD
SarcasticFeline: *is dying from slamming head against the table too many times*
ChipsAhoy: How many brain cells did you lose now, Pan-pan?
SarcasticFeline: Lots of them. And, guess what? All of them are from you talking nonesense and making me nearly kill myself. Great job! How awesome! Pat yourself on the back!
ChipsAhoy: Yaaay~ *pats self on the back*
SarcasticFeline: *slams head against the table again*
ChipsAhoy: Hey, Shiggy, what's going on now? Anything... x3 INTERESTING? XD
LovableMutt: Still bangs and crashes. I could check. :3
ChipsAhoy: NO WAIT! I come over and check with you! ^.^
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LovableMutt: Mmkay. See ya, Pan-pan.
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Yay, I come over to the house nao~
So I got off my computer and skipped to Shiggy's house, singing, "FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!" Then I arrived at Shiggy's house and knocked on the door. He opened the door and I jumped inside as if the sidewalk was on fire. "DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORER!" I sang.
"Yeah. The bangs got louder," Said Shiggy, making the o.O face. I also made the o.O face and heard loud bangs from Yuki's room.
"Do you have a video camera?" I asked. He handed me one, and I turned it on and opened it up. "We video-tape them for blackmail now."
So we went up and opened the door. Tohru was duct-taped to the door, her mouth duct-taped too so that she couldn't scream. BUT I SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. And it's good that I'm a girl. ^.^ Too bad I'm not little. 3: ANYWAYS, you don't want to know what the scene was like.
"GAY BOYFRIEND, GAY BOYFRIEND," I sang loudly to alert the two. Shiggy burst out laughing as if it was a comedy. AND I TAPED IT. My dad never let me watch stuff like that. So my eyes buuuurned. NOOO. BUT OH WELL!
"I am so putting this on the internet!" I shouted, taking the tape out. "You get pwned now." Then I left the house, laughing like a maniac. But then I had to come back and give Shiggy his video camera. Then I left, less dramatically.
So much later it's not even funny.
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Twilight*Drool* has just signed on.
ILuvBunnies has just signed on.
ShimigomeIsInMel'sBed has just signed on.
ChipsAhoy: Why does your name have to be sooo long, Alison? And hurtful?
ShimigomeIsInMel'sBed: Fine, I'll make it shorter.
ShimigomeIsInMel'sBed has just changed their screenname to RedLightsDistrict.
ChipsAhoy: DUDE! STOP IT WITH THE SCARY INSIDE JOKES! *hides under a bed*
Twilight*Drool*: Liiiiiiz, I love your screenname. It applies to Mr. M, right?
ILuvBunnies: SHUT UP! STOPPIT!
WolfLuver: *sigh* She never stops.
ChipsAhoy: Renny, don't get her to start making jokes about you.
Twilight*Drool*: That's right! RENNY AND MISS. BOOTH!
WolfLuver: STOPPIT! YOU'RE SO LOUD!
Twilight*Drool*: Louder, Renny? LOUDER?
WolfLuver: Just shut up.
Twilight*Drool*: But, seriously, Renny, you and Miss. Booth keep me up all night. WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD? AND DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN MY YARD?
WolfLuver: CAN YOU STOP? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Twilight*Drool*: Yes you did. I know you did. ^.^
RedLightsDistrict: Yeah, Renny. The tribe is waiting! ^.^
WolfLuver: Everyone's against me!
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Twilight*Drool*: RENNY, DON'T SIGN OFF! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU IN MY YARD AGAIN!
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RedLightsDistrict: I should leave, too.
ChipsAhoy: Before you go, since you're the only one who knows about Fruits Basket out of all my friends, watch this!
ChipsAhoy has just uploaded a video called, "KYOXYUKI YAOI" into the chat.
RedLightsDistrict: Explicit! Where'd you get this?
ChipsAhoy: I video-taped it. :3
RedLightsDistrict: No way. They're not real, Mel.
ChipsAhoy: You just wait. I'll prove it. Stay on. Shiggy said he'll be on soon.
RedLightsDistrict: Humph. Okay, I'll stay on for a little bit, just to amuse you.
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LovableMutt: *snickers* KYO AND YUKI SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
RedLightsDistrict: It was worse than that. I'd say, KYO AND YUKI SITTING IN A BED! DO-ING THE NASTY THING!
ChipsAhoy: That's Shiggy, Alison!
RedLightsDistrict: Yeah right.
ChipsAhoy: NO, TRULY!
RedLightsDistrict: If it's him, then how will he react to my screenname?
ChipsAhoy: Don't act like he's not here.
RedLightsDistrict: FINE. Ahem, "SHIGGY", have you ever gone to the Red Lights District?
ChipsAhoy: *facepalm* So direct...
LovableMutt: Of course. o.o
ChipsAhoy: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLEEEEE! YOU TURN INTO A DOG!
LovableMutt: Pffft. I have my ways.
RedLightsDistrict: I am SO hanging this over your head now, Mel. ^.^
ChipsAhoy: NOOOO! GRAGRAGRAWRARW!
RedLightsDistrict: So this is the real "Shiggy", eh?
ChipsAhoy: OF COURSE YOU ONLY AGREE WHEN HE PUTS ME IN PAIN!
RedLightsDistrict: Duh.
L has just signed on.
ChipsAhoy: What kind of name is L?
RedLightsDistrict: FROM DEATH NOTE, REMEMBER?
L: There is a 3.99808 percent chance that Mel is Kira.
ChipsAhoy: I NEVER SAW FREAKING DEATH NOTE! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE! All I know is that L likes to eat cake, sits like I do (ZOMG, NOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS), and is always predicting the percent of anyone who is Kira.
L: There is now a 22.323144 percent chance that Mel is Kira.
RedLightsDistrict: If you excuse me, me and L have some work to do.
ChipsAhoy: I would hate to ask what kind of work.
L: But you already know.
ChipsAhoy: Due to the fact that Alison always jokes about it in school. Fine. Bye.
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L has just signed off.
ChipsAhoy: Now I'm bored.
LovableMutt: Me too.
ChipsAhoy: Ooh, I have an idea! ^.^
ChipsAhoy has just uploaded a video called, "KYOXYUKI YAOI" to the world wide web.
ChipsAhoy: Heh. Just you wait. The cat and the rat having fun now shall be on the WWW!
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The part with me and my friends had lots of inside jokes. Don't be confused. x3 I MEAN, you can, but don't worry. If you PM me, I can tell you. PLEASE REVIEW! :3