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A/N Teehee. Surprises are in store. :3
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ChipsAhoy: Yo. ^.^
SarcasticFeline: Oh, great, it's you again. T.T
ChipsAhoy: YUP! I'm so glad you're happy. :3
AngstyKitty: Damn rat.
DepressedRat: ?
AngstyKitty: Sorry, habit.
DepressedRat: Then, hello to you too, Baka Neko.
AngstyKitty: It's ON!
ChipsAhoy: You're on top? O.O
AngstyKitty: ...
DepressedRat: ...
ChipsAhoy: I filmed you guys. I know what goes on. ^.^
SarcasticFeline: Pervert. -.-
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ChipsAhoy: What the...? He must've got hungry.
SarcasticFeline: For cheese?
ChipsAhoy: No, for something only Kyo can give him. ^.^
SarcasticFeline: *slams head against table*
ChipsAhoy: I gave you mental images? :3
SarcasticFeline: Unfortunatly. Ugh. I'm gonna go wash my brain, brb.
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AngstyKitty: I got to go.
ChipsAhoy: You didn't even argue with what I've said earlier. O.O
AngstyKitty: Yeah, well... up yours.
ChipsAhoy: And Yuki's up yours. OOOOH, I BURNT YOU! YOU'RE TOTALLY BURNT! ALL BLACK! YESSS!
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ChipsAhoy: Now I have no one to read my burns. 3:
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ChipsAhoy: ZOMG, hey boyfriend, enemy, and despised-birdy! :D
LovableMutt: Hey. :3
TheGod: T.T
TheGodsServant: -.-;
ChipsAhoy: What goes on?
TheGod: I have my computer back.
ChipsAhoy: I know, I gave it to you. YOU STILL HAVEN'T THANKED ME! D:
TheGod: I thank no one. T.T
TheGodsServant: Today, I...
ChipsAhoy: You...?
TheGod: Go ahead, tell them. *glares at Shigure*
LovableMutt: Eh? What did you do, Mother Hen?
TheGodsServant: I despise the many names you come up with on the spot.
LovableMutt: Just tell me, Egg-Pooper.
ChipsAhoy: BUUUUURN! ^.^
TheGodsServant: Here's an ego-dropper: I PLAYED WITH AKITO TODAY!
TheGod: Mwahahaha.
ChipsAhoy: *gashp* NO WAY! O.O
LovableMutt: My ego fell. 3:
ChipsAhoy: It's okay. *hugs him*
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TheHobo: I GOT A COMPUTER! AND MY TOES ITCH AGAIN!
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ChipsAhoy: LOL! XD
TheGod: TMI, Mr. Hobo. TMI.
ChipsAhoy: AND SO WAS KURENO'S INFORMATION! SHAME SHAME!
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ChipsAhoy: Before you say anything, Hobo, change your name to ItchyToes. ^.^
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ItchyToes: MY TOES ITCH! STILL!
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ChipsAhoy: I better go itch his toes, since he's spamming.
LovableMutt: Oh, yeah, and Kyo and Yuki are... you-know-what... again. So can I come with?
ChipsAhoy: Sure! ^.^
LovableMutt: Hang on a second. I have to tape Tohru's mouth. She's screaming too much. Head over here, I'll be ready in a bit. ^.^
ChipsAhoy: Mmk. :3
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ItchyToes: ITCH MY TOES PLZ! Oh, wait, no one's on. Dammit! MY TOES ITCH!
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MORE TOE ITCHING?! OH GAWD!
I signed off and went to Shigure's house. I tried not to think of any more ways to make fun of The Wizard of Oz, like in the other chapters. I didn't! YAY, SUCCESFULNESS! I knocked on Shigure's door. He opened the door. I saw Tohru in the background, with a muzzle on her mouth. "What's with the muzzled girl?"
"I couldn't find any duct tape," Shigure muttered.
"OH YEAH! I have it. Hang on," I said. Then I ran into Kyo's room, which was where the *scary* noises were coming from. I opened the door and threw the duct tape at Kyo's head. I TOLD YOU HE'S ON TOP! I TOLD YOOOUUUU!
"Sooo, let's go," I said to Shigure after I'd slammed the door shut and fled the hallway for my life.
"Okay," Shigure said, and we were OFF! ^.^ Along the way, I decided to try to pick more stuff from High School Musical that was faulty.
"WELL, DID YOU EVEREVEREVER REALIZE THAT NONE OF THEM LIKE SINGING AT FIRST, BUT THEY'RE ALL GREAT SINGERS? I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" I shouted at the top of my lungs.
"That's true... Why are you shouting?" Shigure gave me the o.O look as always.
"I have ADD and OCD and, also, GMACOID," I explained.
"What's GMACOID?" Shigure wondered.
"Give Me A Cookie Or I'll Die." Suddenly I stopped. "NO, WE CAN'T ITCH THIS GUY'S TOES!"
"Why not?" Shigure looked confused.
"We need to host a concert first, with my favoritist songs EVARRR!" I declared. So we went to the movie theater. We went into the movie Mama Mia. "EVERYONE HERE! THIS MOVIE SUCKS! SO WE WILL GIVE YOU ENTERTAINMENT!" I shouted, ripping the projecter screen off and handing Shigure his guitar. I got my drums set up.
"Hey, you can't be in here!" Shouted the man with the flashlight that stalks up to you and asks if you have the ticket, while he's really just checking you out.
"SAYS YOU!" I screamed, and side-kicked his head. That's when I remembered that I sucked at martial arts. So I grabbed Shigure's guitar and slammed it against the guy's head. As. Hard. As. Possible. The guy fell over, unconcious. I hid him underneath the ripped projector screen and grinned. "ALRIGHT, MEXICO!"
"This isn't Mexico. It's America," Said someone from the front row.
"I DON'T FREAKING CARE!" I shouted, and lazer-gunned them. BUT I FORGOT THAT LAZER GUNS AREN'T REAL GUNS! So all it did was point a lazer at him. I laughed. "Wrong one." Then I got out my... DUNDUNDUN... NERF DART GUN! I shot him straight in the head, and the suction-cup part stuck to his head. Yay. Bullseye.
"Alright, AMERICA!" I changed it since they were so picky. "YOU CAN SHAKE IT RIGHT HERE. WHERE NO ONE WANTS YOU TO BE." Then I sang Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.
"BOOOOOO!" Came the shouts from the theater.
"You suck!" Shouted someone, and they threw a tomato at me.
"When did the theater start selling tomatoes?" I protested.
"Since you came onto the stage," Said the tomato-seller in the back row. "TOMATOES! 50 CENTS!"
"Oh gawd! I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO REALIZE HOW GOOD A SINGER I WAS!" I whined.
Then another tomato went flying and hit Shigure in the eye. "Okay,
we're leaving," I declared.
"YAAYYYYY!" Cheered the
anti-fans. I narrowed my eyes, then scooped an already-smooshed
tomato from the stage.
"AFTER I DO THE NEXT SONG!" I added, and threw the tomato into the air. Then I hit it with my dart gun, and juice squirted everywhere. "IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLEUJAH, IT'S RAINING MEN!" I sang.
"It's not raining men, it's raining tomato juice," Complained someone.
"WHY ARE YOU ALL SO PICKY? AND WHY DO I KEEP TALKING IN CAPS? I'm leaving now!" I screamed. Then I stormed out, dragging Shigure by the arm. I left my drums where they were. HAHA! I WASTED EVERYONE'S TIME IN THE THEATER! THEY DIDN'T GET TO FINISH WATCHING MAMA MIA!
"Well, I guess all that's left is to itch the hobo's toe," I muttered sadly. "Our musical gig is over."
"When did it start?" Shigure questioned.
"WHEN WE WENT INTO THE THEATER WITH A GUITAR AND DRUMS! How did we carry those in there, anyways? Where'd we get them from?" I was confused of my own tactics.
"I dunno. I think we found them in a tree," Shigure said.
"OH YEAH! THE INSTRUMENT TREE! We should've picked better instruments," I grumbled solemnly. THEN WE SAW THE HOBO WITH HIS BRAND NEW COMPUTER!
"Awww, lucky! You have a laptop!" I cried out as I came up to the hobo.
"Yupp. But I'm not lucky. My toes itch," Said the hobo real sad-like.
"Don't worry! We're here to fix that." I had an idea of how the hobo will no longer have itchy toes. I went into the forest and grabbed one of the brwon bunnies that I'd thought had been Momiji's other form last time. I tied a stick to it's head and put it next to the hobo, then strapped the bunny against his ankle. It hopped in circles, and the stick itched his toes. YAY FOR IDEAS THAT NO ONE WILL KNOW HOW IT WORKS! :D
So me and Shigure went home, and I gave him a stick to poke Kyo and Yuki with if they get too loud. It was a really long stick so he wouldn't have to look into the room. Then I went home, excited to tell my friends about my awesome day. :3
WHEN I WANTED TO TELL MY FRIENDS ABOUT MY DAY.
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ChipsAhoy: Does anyone want to know what I did today?
WolfLuver: Sure.
Twilight*Drool*: Okay.
ILuvBunnies: Yeah! ^.^
RedLightsDistrict: Idc.
ChipsAhoy: WELL, I'm going to tell you. I went into the Mama Mia theater and ripped the projector screen off and then played the drums and sang Teenagers by My Chemical Romance and It's Raining Men by Weather Girls. THEN I itched a hobo's toes.
WolfLuver: ...Okay?
Twilight*Drool*: What the hell?
ILuvBunnies: That sounds so cool, Melly. ^.^
RedLightsDistrict: Liar. T.T
ChipsAhoy: No, rlly! I tlk txt nao.
RedLightsDistrict: Plz don't tlk txt.
ChipsAhoy: But u r rite nao.
RedLightsDistrict: Cuz I'm gewd at it.
ChipsAhoy: Okay, no more text-talk. :3
Twilight*Drool*: So what did YOU do today, Renny?
WolfLuver: I DREW ON THE COMPUTER!
Twilight*Drool*: What did you draw? I bet you drew Miss. Booth in her birthday suit.
WolfLuver: STFU!
Twilight*Drool*: You DID? :O
WolfLuver: NO!
Twilight*Drool*: You didn't say you didn't. You just told me to shut up. GIVE ME THE LINK! :P
ChipsAhoy: Eww, pervert.
Twilight*Drool*: I read lemons. You already know I'm a pervert.
ILuvBunnies: And I found out what a lemon was from her.
ChipsAhoy: Me too.
WolfLuver: Me too.
RedLightsDistrict: Not me.
ChipsAhoy: DOUBLE PERV! O.O
RedLightsDistrict: So what if I am?
ChipsAhoy: X3
Twilight*Drool*: I gotta go watch Twilight again.
ChipsAhoy: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Twilight*Drool*: Lots of stuff. :3
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WolfLuver: I'm leaving. I gotta draw stuff. :3
ChipsAhoy: HAVE FUN! ^.^
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ChipsAhoy: Good timing. :3
RedLightsDistrict: I'm still here.
LovableMutt: Hi. :3
ChipsAhoy: Is L gonna come on again?
RedLightsDistrict: No, he's busy.
ChipsAhoy: Busy with what?
RedLightsDistrict: Oh, never mind! He's not busy anymore. :3
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L: Hello, all.
LovableMutt: L? What kinda name is L?
ChipsAhoy: That's what I said! ^.^
LovableMutt: Does it stand for something? Like Lemon?
ChipsAhoy: PSSHHAHAHAHA!
RedLightsDistrict: You know what lemon means, right? T.T
LovableMutt: I read them all the time. And I write them. Duh.
ChipsAhoy: YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT, ALISON! XDD
RedLightsDistrict: He's also had personal experience with lemons.
ChipsAhoy: SHUDDAP!
L: I want cake.
ChipsAhoy: THEN GET SOME!
L: There is none.
ChipsAhoy: OKAY, THEN EAT YOUR ARM AND PRETEND IT'S CAKE!
L: But I already know my arm is not cake, so it's impossible to pretend. Oh, and you are now 51.1381414 percent Kira.
ChipsAhoy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO KIRA IS! I CAN'T BE HER!
L: Denial puts you up to 52.1351341 percent.
ChipsAhoy: *sigh* I gotta go, then. You're all boring me.
LovableMutt: K, bye! ^.^
RedLightsDistrict: See ya. My dog wants to stalk your house today.
ChipsAhoy: T.T No. Bye.
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A/N Sorry for the randomness! Please review! X3