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A/N WHIP IT! WHIP IT GOOD! XD

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ChipsAhoy: HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! ^.^

SarcasticFeline: Oh, God, the 4th of July already?

LovableMutt: Happy 4th of July. :3

ChipsAhoy: Hey, Shigure, do you do anything for the 4th of July?

LovableMutt: Oh, of course! We go to the Main Estate for the day! And we set off fireworks.

ChipsAhoy: ...I'd be scared of standing near Akito when she has fireworks.

LovableMutt: ^.^; Yeah, well--

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TheGod: WHERE'S HATORI?

ChipsAhoy: What's going on now?

TheGod: HE WOULDN'T LET ME SET OFF THE FIREWORKS!

ChipsAhoy: ...I wonder why. O.O

TheGodsServant: Akito, he let you set off fireworks. Until you started to throw them at people.

ChipsAhoy: She... threw... fireworks? Whut?

TheGod: No. It was firecrackers. That's not the same thing. T.T

ChipsAhoy: So did they blow anyone up?

TheGod: YEAH! IT WAS AWESOME!

ChipsAhoy: *facepalm*

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BlackorWhite: I hate this cast.

AngstyKitty: At least you don't have to use crutches. T.T

ChipsAhoy: O.O

TheGod: Hello, victims. :3

ChipsAhoy: You say 'victims' as if it means 'friends.'

SarcasticFeline: It does to her.

LovableMutt: Akito threw firecrackers at Haru and Kyo. It hit Kyo's leg and Haru's arm.

ChipsAhoy: Why'd you throw them, Akito?

TheGod: BECAUSE THEY WERE FIGHTING, AND GETTING ON MY NERVES! DAMMIT! I HATE THIS FAMILY!

LovableMutt: I love you too! ^.^

ChipsAhoy: -.-

EMDoctor: Kyo, Haru, I have to come check you guys up again later.

AngstyKitty: Dammit, Hatori, how many times are you going to check our wounds?

ChipsAhoy: Leave them alone, Hatori! KYO WANTS TO HAVE FUN WITH YUKI! X3

AngstyKitty: GRRR, WHAT DID YOU SAY?

ChipsAhoy: You heard me, Sandbox-Pooper. I said: Kyo. Wants. To. Have. Fun. With. Yuki. :3

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ChipsAhoy: Speak of the devil! Or, er, rat. :3

DepressedRat: Er, whut?

ChipsAhoy: OHMIGOD, my mind just hatched the evilist plan in the world. Haru, Hatori, Kureno, and especially AKITO, you'd love this! (Or not. :3)

AngstyKitty: W-what are you gonna do? OH, GOD, DON'T YOU DARE!!!1

ChipsAhoy has just uploaded a video called, "KYOXYUKI YAOI" into the chat.

TheGod: WHAT THE HELL?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!1

ChipsAhoy: ROFL!

TheGodsServant: O.O

BlackorWhite: KYO, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YUKI'S MINE, GODDAMMIT!

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OptimisticRiceball: What's that sound? O.O

ChipsAhoy: Whut? o.o

AngstyKitty: TURN THE VOLUME DOWN, DAMN RAT!

ChipsAhoy: ROFLMAOOL! XD

LovableMutt: What does that stand for?

ChipsAhoy: Rolling on floor laughing my ass off out loud! ^.^

DepressedRat: You made that up. T.T

ChipsAhoy: Did you turn the volume down?

LovableMutt: My volume's all the way down and I can hear it from here.

ChipsAhoy: Where are you?

LovableMutt: In my study. With the door shut.

AngstyKitty: TURN THE VOLUME DOOOOWN!

ChipsAhoy: I find this hilarious! HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! ^.^

TheGod: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU TWO! GRARAWARARA!!!!

ChipsAhoy: Calm down, Akii. It's not like it was anything serious! X3

TheGodsServant: I'm traumatized for life.

ChipsAhoy: Why? You probably experienced worse. And I regret typing that! ^.^

BlackorWhite: Idiot.

ChipsAhoy: I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M JUST A LITTLE UNWELL! I KNOW, RIGHT NOW YOU CAN'T TELL! ^.^

AngstyKitty: What the hell?

ChipsAhoy: It's one of teh bestest songs EVARRR. I need it on my iPod though. 3:

LovableMutt: That describes Akii pretty well.

ChipsAhoy: Not really. Akito IS crazy.

TheGod: I'M STILL HERE!

ChipsAhoy: Goodie! You get to read my insult! :D

SarcasticFeline: I agree with the cow. You're an idiot.

BlackorWhite: That's BULL!

SarcasticFeline: What's bull? The fact that I agreed with you?

BlackorWhite: No. I mean, I'm a BULL! Not a COW! God.

ChipsAhoy: Well, if you were gay, then it would be a cow, right?

LovableMutt: But cows give milk, so he'd have to be able to give milk.

ChipsAhoy: But that doesn't really matter, because he could put a rubber glove on his stomach and pretend it's an udder.

SarcasticFeline: A... rubber glove?

ChipsAhoy: Well, a pink one.

TheGodsServant: But wouldn't he need something to make it fat like an udder?

ChipsAhoy: It can be a deflated udder.

LovableMutt: But it still wouldn't give milk.

DepressedRat: Well, if you put milk inside the glove, it'd be fat, and if you poked holes in the fingers of the glove, it would pour milk out. Right?

ChipsAhoy: Yeah, yeah! Like a shower-head!

SarcasticFeline: How is that like a shower-head?

ChipsAhoy: If you sat under it, it would spray out like a shower! Or like rain or something!

SarcasticFeline: You'd want to sit underneath HIM?

ChipsAhoy: As long as he's not Black.

TheGodsServant: That sounds very racist.

ChipsAhoy: I'M NOT A RACIST, I'M A CHRISTIAN!

SarcasticFeline: What? T.T

AngstyKitty: That plan will NOT work.

ChipsAhoy: THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO TEST IT!

SarcasticFeline: How do you presume we will do that?

ChipsAhoy: Like this: EVERYONE MEET AT THE MAIN ESTATE!

EMDoctor: I don't think this is going to end up well.

ChipsAhoy: AH, CREEPY EMO! When'd you get here?

EMDoctor: I've been here. I just kept quiet.

ChipsAhoy: Well, alright! Okay, Dopey Tohru, you bring the milk.

OptimisticRiceball: Okay, Chips-kun! :D

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ChipsAhoy: Rooster will bring the pink rubber glove.

TheGodsServant: Where do I find a pink rubber glove?

ChipsAhoy: PULL IT OUT OF YOUR ASS IF YOU HAVE TO! And don't take that literally, Robot Boy.

TheGodsServant: Robot... Boy?

ChipsAhoy: You do everything that Akii tells you, like a robot. Anyways, get the pink rubber glove.

TheGodsServant: *sigh* Fine.

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ChipsAhoy: And, Rat Dude, bring a sharp stick so we can poke holes in the fingers of the glove. Everyone else, JUST GO TO THE MAIN ESTATE! :D

DepressedRat: Yay, you called me a dude. ^.^

ChipsAhoy: Shuddap, Runner-Up Emo. GO!

DepressedRat: *sigh* Fine. T.T

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BlackorWhite: Doesn't anybody care about MY opinion?

ChipsAhoy: No. ^.^

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It is so totally gonna work! ^.^

I got off the computer and skipped down to the Main Estate. It was so TOTALLY gonna work! I swear to Akito! If it doesn't work, I shall start poking people with the really sharp stick in my anger. :D

So I got to the Main Estate in five minutes. But Haru had lost his way, so we had to wait for him. But that didn't matter much, because we had to wait for Tohru with the milk, Yuki with the stick, and Kureno with the glove. It was a boring wait, so I had to sing to entertain everyone.

"WE ARE FAMILY! I GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME! WE ARE FAMILY! GET UP, EVERYBODY, AND SING!" I sang as loud as possible. Everyone flinched from my horrible singing. The only girls here were me, Pandora, and Akito. Not that Akito counted for much. So I guess they were my only sisters. I must be lonely. :/

"They're here!" Pandora cried out, sounding incredibly relieved. Tohru was leading Haru, who she probably found at the store. How did he get all the way over there and was still unable to get HERE? Yuki was behind them with a sharp stick. IT WAS THE POINTIEST STICK EVER! Pointy. :D

Oh, and Kureno with the glove. I still hate him though. T.T I MEAN, I hate Yuki too, but I hate Kureno more than Yuki. "KEEP ON TRUCKING!" I called to them, getting annoyed by how slow they were going. THIS WASN'T A SLOW-MO DRAMATIC ENTRANCE! GAWD! PICK UP THE PACE, LOSERS!

Kyo looked irritated. I turned to him and patted his kitty-cat steaming back. "It's alright, Kyo. You can play with Yuki after we're done with my experiment."

"SHUDDAP! HOMO!" Screeched Kyo, looking annoyed. Why did he call me a homo?

"Why did you call me a homo? It's very insulting, Kyo. Plus, I didn't even ACT like a homo at all. Homo's an insulting word, anyways. The real term is homosexual, or gay/lesbian." I blinked at him as I explained how insulting the word was. Seriously. Everyone is equal. And, thus, I am not racist. I am a Christian.

"They're here! And this time seriously! Like, right next to us!" Pandora said, rolling her eyes. She must've been annoyed by the slow-mo dramatic entrance too.

"Okay. Should we turn Haru into a cow now?" I asked.

"BULL," Haru snapped.

"Okay, okay. You want to do it while you're human?" I was very offended by his sudden cursing.

"NO, I'M A BULL, NOT A COW!" Haru screamed, looking totally angry.

"He's Black now! I'm not going under him!" I squeaked, hiding, terrified.

"Relax. If we turn him into a cow, he can't do anything," Shigure comforted me. I no longer hid. Besides, my hiding spot was behind a twig. It didn't hide me very well. THAT TWIG IS SO MEAN! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE HELPED ME HIDE FROM THE ANGRY BULL?

"Okay," I decided. I nodded my head happily, then jumped at Haru. I landed on him and he was a cow. Okay, okay, sorry. BULL. There you go. Happy, Haru Fans?

Haru Fans that were reading my words leapt up and down and squealed with joy. BUT TOO BAD TO THE HARU FANS, BECAUSE HE WAS NOW ABOUT TO BE TESTED AS A GAY BULL! All the Haru Fans looked sad all of a sudden. I'm sorry, Haru Fans.

We filled the pink rubber glove with milk and put it against his stomach. But it fell on the ground. I stared, confused. "What did we do wrong?" I questioned sadly.

"We need to keep it up with something," Pandora groaned, obviously not liking my idiocy.

"Ohhhh, right! Does anybody have a stapler?" I asked. Haru's cow--I MEAN BULL--eyes widened to the size of mangos. I want a mango. Mmm. "Oh, wait, I have duct tape! Will that work?" I pulled the duct tape out of my pocket. I always have duct tape with me! ^.^

"Yes," Hatori said. I jumped.

"CRAZY EMO! When did you get here?" I asked as I always did.

"I've been here," Hatori mumbled, looking annoyed.

"Oh, right! Teehee! Anyways!" I duct-taped the milk-filled glove against his stomach. "Okay, Rat, give me the sharp stick."

"Here you go, Chips-san," Said Yuki, handing me the stick. I mumbled something about emo rats as I poked holes in the fingers of the glove. Milk suddenly sprayed against me.

"HA-HA! It worked! Someone take a picture!" I cried out. But no one had a camera. So Pandora had to get out her picture-taking monster. We call him Flasher. NO, NOT THAT KIND OF FLASHER! Perverts...

So Flasher took the picture of me underneath Haru's bull stomach with the pink rubber glove duct-taped to it with holes in the fingers of the glove and milk sprinkling on me. It was totally like a shower. And it totally worked!

"We have to give this to scientists! They shall all know that there IS such thing as a gay bull!" I declared. But that was right before Haru turned into a human. I was stuck under him. And he was NAKED! Pandora made Flasher take a picture of it. I got SO mad. "YOU SUCK!" So I attacked Flasher and got the picture from him. I ripped it to shreds and stomped on it. "WHAT!" I shouted, glaring at the ripped-up, stomped-on porn pic.

Then I took the picture of me underneath the gay bull and took it to a lab. The lab was called Experiment Of Gay Bulls Labrotory. I handed them the picture, looking quite proud of myself.

"Thank you. We shall hand this in to the Mayor of the town," Said the head scientist.

"Thanks, Gerbil," I told him, nodding my head happily.

"My name's Gary," Corrected Gerbil.

"You look more like a Gerbil to me. So I'll call you Gerbil." Then I left. And I went on the computer at home!

Time to tell my friends about my discovery!

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ChipsAhoy: GUESS WHAT?

WolfLuver: What?

Twilight*Drool*: Huh?

ILuvBunnies: Yeah?

RedLightsDistrict: Eh?

ChipsAhoy: I FOUND OUT THAT THERE IS SUCH THINGS AS GAY BULLS TODAY!

RedLightsDistrict: Well, there's such things as gay dogs. But not gay bulls.

ChipsAhoy: That hit deep, Alison.

WolfLuver: I don't understand that.

Twilight*Drool*: No one does. Except for them.

ILuvBunnies: There's such thing as gay bulls?

Twilight*Drool*: I guess so. But, then again, there's such thing as lesbian birds.

WolfLuver: What?

Twilight*Drool*: A yellow bird keeps making a lot of noise in my backyard.

WolfLuver: CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT?

Twilight*Drool*: So I've named the yellow bird Miss. Booth, because the noises it makes sound like the noises you and Miss. Booth make! ^.^

ChipsAhoy: Before you log off, look at this!

ChipsAhoy has just uploaded the photo, "Gay Bulls Are REAL" into this chat.

WolfLuver: Why are you sitting underneath a cow with milk pouring on you?

ChipsAhoy: It's not a cow. It's a bull. A GAY bull.

Twilight*Drool*: Did you photoshop this?

ChipsAhoy: NO! It's a real photo!

WolfLuver: Whatever. I gotta go.

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Twilight*Drool*: Me too.

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RedLightsDistrict: Why does the cow look familiaur, Mel?

ChipsAhoy: It's Haru. X3

RedLightsDistrict: No way. Really?

ChipsAhoy: Yup, yup! :D

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L: Alison, do you have any cake?

RedLightsDistrict: No, you're gonna have to buy some. Sorry.

ChipsAhoy: You never apologize to ME for not having any cake.

RedLightsDistrict: Because I don't care about you.

L: Goodbye, Alison. Goodbye, person-that's-54.138151470154-percent-Kira-now.

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ChipsAhoy: DAMMIT! I'm getting off.

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A/N So, there you go. There is such thing as a gay bull. :3 I HOPE I DID NOT OFFEND ANYONE! I am pro-gay/lesbian, I am the total OPPOSITE of racist, and I'm not trying to be mean to Haru. ^.^