I do not own the Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. It belongs to Nintendo.
Fumes
by Carlson
The smell of noxious fumes is apparent. Everybody covers their noses. Everybody raises a speculating eyebrow and combs the group for the one responsible. A few band together and go on a search. They walk through the ship, all the while covering their nostrils. Their eyes water.
Finally, they come upon the quarters of the former first mate. Upon opening the door, they find him and two of his closest friends giggling like children, all red in the face. A burping noise is made, but it comes from nobody's mouth.