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ChipsAhoyPup

Disclaimer: Sure I own me. And Pandora. Do I own Fruits Basket? ...No. I wish.

A/N (Just so you know, most of the time, I just write songs here. XD) She wants to touch me, wooh. She wants to love me, wooh. She'll never leave me, wooh wooh oooh ooh. Don't trust a ho. Never trust a ho. Won't trust (cause a ho) won't trust me. ~Don't Trust Me by 30H!3

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ChipsAhoy: Hi, Rat and Cat lovers, and Pan-pan. :3

SarcasticFeline: Kill me. T.T

ChipsAhoy: WHY? YOU HATE ME? REALLY? WHYYYYYY? THIS IS SOOOO SAD!

AngstyKitty: Shuddap!

ChipsAhoy: Someone woke up... WAIT FOR IT... on the wrong side of the rat! MWAHAHA!

DepressedRat: Hey!

ChipsAhoy: Hey! ^.^

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BobtheBuilder: Can we fix it?

ChipsAhoy: NO! And your head is always moving! What is your problem? WHY CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD STILL FOR TWO SECONDS?

BobtheBuilder: The hat's always too tight.

ChipsAhoy: FINALLY, MY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED! Okay, leave, this is a Fruits Basket chatroom, not a Bob the Builder chatroom.

BobtheBuilder: Why am I left out? ):

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SarcasticFeline: Oh, god... you always scare people away.

ChipsAhoy: But this is BOB the BUILDER we're talking about. You totally know he's just gonna go up to his tools and be all like, "OKAY, CAN WE FIX IT?" And they'll be like, "YES, WE CAN!" And I'll be like, *barf*

SarcasticFeline: Whatever.

ChipsAhoy: What happened to Angsty and Depressed?

SarcasticFeline: Iunno. *shrug*

ChipsAhoy: IF YOU GUYS DON'T TYPE SOMETHING, I WILL BELIEVE YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING EXPLICIT!

DepressedRat: hi

ChipsAhoy: ...Wait, the first letter isn't capatalized, and there isn't a period or anything at the end. :/

DepressedRat: HI.,mnbvcxz

ChipsAhoy: Why does it look like your hand just slid down the keyboard? O.O And why isn't Kyo talkin--Oh... duh.

SarcasticFeline: Woah. Did you actually predict something smart for once?

ChipsAhoy: I'm a smart predictor. ;P Anyways, I predict that they're doing something explicit! ^.^

DepressedRat: nojhbv

ChipsAhoy: Wth? O.O

DepressedRat: NO!

ChipsAhoy: You totally are. You're having a hard time typing. Plus, your hand just diagnally slid down the keyboard. Dork.

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ChipsAhoy: This is what they're singing right now: CUZ EVERYTIME WE TOUCH, I GET THIS FEELING! Oror: YOU AND ME, BABE, AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMELS SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL! Rofl.

SarcasticFeline: You're such an idiot.

ChipsAhoy: I GOT THE POWAAH!

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LovableMutt: Hello, everyone.

ChipsAhoy: Hi, I'm singing a medly of songs! ^.^

LovableMutt: ...Really?

ChipsAhoy: No. But I'm typing them. X3

SarcasticFeline: It's getting on my nerves, though.

ChipsAhoy: Ohmigod, a really good song has to be Mambo Number 5. By Lou Bega. Teehee.

LovableMutt: Oh, that's a good song!

SarcasticFeline: Of course the perverts like it.

ChipsAhoy: What's that supposed to mean?

SarcasticFeline: You're a pervert.

ChipsAhoy: OH! WELL I TAKE THAT OFFENDINGLY!

SarcasticFeline: Good, because it was supposed to be offending.

LovableMutt: It says that Kyo's still online?

ChipsAhoy: Yes. But he's AFK, cuz he's too busy doing Yuki.

LovableMutt: XDD

ChipsAhoy: XDDD

SarcasticFeline: apgfhaifjpaghdaoghiadjifajda

ChipsAhoy: Are you banging your head on the keyboard?

SarcasticFeline: ahioan adfA IOAIOFJIOFHIOJOF J A HFAAijoaiofag

ChipsAhoy: A total yes! ^.^

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ChipsAhoy: OHMIGOD! SQUEEEE! I LOVE YOU TWO!

RackofRam: ...What? O.O

SilentCub: ...hi...

ChipsAhoy: YOU ARE SOOO CUTE! *hugs them both*

RackofRam: I don't know who you are!

ChipsAhoy: Hiro, stop being a brat or I'll disown my love for you.

RackofRam: O.o

ChipsAhoy: THAT'S RIGHT! I LUFF YOU! Not in a boyfriend way, though. I love you like I do Momiji. Like a tiny brother that I wanna SQUEEZE! Same as Kisa. I SUPPORT YOUR LOVE! WHOOT!

SilentCub: ...L-l-love?

SarcasticFeline: You're traumatizing them. Tell them who you are! Idiot.

ChipsAhoy: Ohyeahs! This is Mel. Hullo. :3

SilentCub: Oh, hi, Mel-kun.

ChipsAhoy: NO KUN! JUST MEL! OKAY?!

SilentCub: Eep!

RackofRam: Don't scare her!!1

ChipsAhoy: Fine. No. Kun. Just. Mel. *twitchtwitch*

SarcasticFeline: If you need to get out your anger, punch the wall.

ChipsAhoy: OKAY!

I punch wall nao.

I did as Pan-pan said and balled my hand up in a fist. I smashed my fist into the wall. As. Hard. As. Possible. It hurt really bad. I think I broke it. But that wasn't what I was worried about. My hand was stuck in the wall, cause there was a hole just the size of my fist, holding my knuckles in place. "DAMMIT!"

So then I had to use my free hand to just barely type my note to them.

Typing my help note.

ChipsAhoy: my hn i uk in ll.

Dammit!

My hands wouldn't reach far enough. They could only just barely reach the 'y' and 'h' and 'n.' But that was all I could actually type. I stomped my foot on the ground and prayed that they knew I was talking about.

Time to pray.

SarcasticFeline: ...What?

LovableMutt: That was pretty unintelligable.

RackofRam: It was WHAT?!

LovableMutt: Hard to read.

SilentCub: Why isn't she typing right?

LovableMutt: Hmm... we need someone who can read things like that. I got an idea! I'll call Hatori and Aaya!

NoooOOOOoooo!

DAMMIT! He was gonna call the snake and Dr. Seahorse? DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN! I don't want him to. They aren't gonna help! Then again, the doctor probably knows a way of getting me out. Maybe he'll rub butter on my hand... OR A PICKLE! OMIGOD, I LOVE PICKLES! I would lick the juice off my hand after I got out.

Oh wait... wasn't debris on my hand? I HATE DEBRIS NOW! I got so mad that I kicked my right foot into the wall. Because my right hand was the one stuck in the wall. So then my right hand and my right foot were both stuck in the wall. I yelled in annoyance and agony and stuff.

Then I turned towards the screen, unable to type even more. But it looked like my "saviors" were online.

I'm gonna die. T.T

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SarcasticFeline: Repeat what you said, Mel.

ChipsAhoy: m n i uk

FashionSnake: She's obviously saying that her hand is stuck. Ahahahaha~

SarcasticFeline: How do you know?

FashionSnake: I can read all languages.

EMDoctor: *sigh* Okay, how do we save her?

LovableMutt: Maybe we go to her house and rub butter on her hand?

ChipsAhoy: pikl

SilentCub: ...Whu?

FashionSnake: Pickles.

ChipsAhoy: uik

RackofRam: Now what?!

FashionSnake: Quick.

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Complete and utter shock.

How the hell did Ayame know what I was saying?! I suppose I should be happy, but I'm more surprised and confused if anything. I hoped that they'd use pickles like I'd suggested. Because pickles are yummy. I CAN EAT IT AFTER!

Wait... this brings us back to the debris problem. Guess what? I have a debrisphobia now. That's where you're afraid of debris. I made the phobia name up. OH MY GOD, MY MOM WILL BE SOOOO PROUD! I have to tell Gerbil about it afterwards too. Maybe he'll be proud.

Then I heard a knock on the door. "JUST COME IN!" I shouted. "I'M KINDA STUCK AT THE MOMENT!" So then the door opened and there was Shigure, Hiro, Kisa, Ayame, Hatori, and... Pan-pan. But Pan-pan doesn't really count in my opinion, cause she's always at my house. Freeloader.

"Your foot's stuck, too? Psycho," Growled the freeloader.

"If I could, I would so kick you right now," I growled at Pan-pan, doing my best to look her in the eyes. But I could only turn my head halfway. It's times like this that I wish I was an owl.

"Don't get her unstuck, she'll kick me," Pandora informed the others.

"No I won't because... I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear!" I sang quickly, trying to seem innocent. I kept pulling as hard as I could, away from the wall, but it only hurt more. "Dammit! I'm a stuck gummy bear!"

"Okay, just free her," Muttered Pandora, rolling her eyes. She obviously didn't think I could damage her. But she was wrong. So wrong. When I was free, she was as good as dead. Well... not really. I wasn't going to kill her, y'know. I'm not that evil. Yeah...

"...How are we going to free her?" Whispered Kisa really quietly like she usually did. Good thing I used my gummy bear hearing. NO, I MEANT WOLF-PANTHER HEARING! Sorries. Eheheh.

"We can rub butter on her," Suggested Shigure again.

"PICKLES!" I shouted from where I was stuck.

"How will pickles help?" Muttered Hatori.

"I dunno. But I love pickles! THEY TASTE SO GOOD! The juice is delicious and... picklely," I told them.

"But pickle juice won't help you get out of there," Hatori said.

"SHUT UP, EMO! JUST GET ME OUT WITH PICKLES! FIND A WAY!" I demanded as I continued writhing in place.

"You're in no position to yell at people right now," Hiro muttered. I lashed backwards with my left leg and felt it succesfully connect with him. Or I thought it was him. It really was Pandora.

"That hurt!" Yowled Pandora, stumbling to the ground from the smack of my leg.

"I told you I would kick you," I told her triumphantly, pretending that I'd meant to hit her.

"Okay, fine. Do you even have pickles in your fridge?" Pandora suddenly asked.

"Um... DAMMIT, MOM, I WISH YOU'D BUY SOME PICKLES!" But my Mom was too busy on Facebook to hear me cursing her out. This is why I'm happy she's addicted. Meanwhile, my father was at work and... my brother was at his friend's... and my two sisters were here. OHCRAP! What if they saw the peoples?

Of course, just then, both my sisters came up. My 6 year old one, Allison, squeaked, "Why are there a bunch of people in here?"

"Because they're my friends," I scoffed.

"...You have friends that are adults?" Allison asked, staring at Shigure, Hatori, and Ayame.

"Yes, and I have friends that are teenagers, and friends that are in elementary school, and friends from Japan! LEAVE!" I ordered.

"You can't tell me what to do." Allison crossed her arms while I tried to keep from kicking her, too. Luckily she was too far away. Then Hannah, my 12 year old sister, spoke up.

"I've never seen these people before."

"I talk with them online." I was trying to evade the subject. But then I mentally slapped myself, remembering that we weren't allowed to invite internet people to our house. Because they could be Online Predators. And rapists. But that's the same thing.

"YOU TOLD INTERNET PEOPLES WHERE WE LIVE?" Screamed Hannah, obviously enraged.

"No," I said quickly. "I told internet peoples our phone number, and they tracked our house."

"I'M TELLING DAD!" Cried out Allison suddenly.

"NO YOU AREN'T! I'M KIDDING!" I shouted, wishing I could tackle her to the ground and beat her up with a pillow. Because if I beat her with anything else, it would hurt, and she would run crying to Mom, who would shoo her off to go tell Dad.

"Well then who are they?" Hannah raised an eyebrow.

"They're dead people! But you can see them," I whispered evilly.

"...I see dead people?" Allison chirped, sounding frightened.

"Yes... and I'm dead too... and Mom's dead, playing on the computer... so you can see us. But now you need to go outside and dig a grave for me. It has to be the biggest grave ever or I won't be pleased. And I will steal your souls," I hissed. Allison, being the biggest believer ever, screamed and ran outside to dig a huge hole. But Hannah obviously didn't believe it.

"No, really." She looked annoyed.

"Okay, here's the truth: these are people from my favorite TV show and one of them is really hot so I'm his biggest fan ever, while the other could read my one-sided typing, the other is a doctor, the small girl is shy, the small boy has a crush on the shy girl, and the cat... that's Pandora. She's stupid," I explained, then had to take a deep breath. This resulted in a melee of objections and interruptions from the others.

"I'm not stupid!"

"Wait, which one's the hot one?"

"I don't have a crush on her!"

"Wait, wait, wait!" Hannah cried out. "...If you're from a TV show, how are you HERE?"

"...Don't question my fanfics! GO AND HELP ALLISON DIG THE HOLE!" I ordered. So Hannah relucantly went out to help Allison dig a deep hole.

"Oh, by the way, we still need pickles." I realized how off-topic we'd have gotten ever since my sisters had came into the room.

"I'll go get them," Shy Kisa offered, and hurried off. Of course Hiro went after her.

"Young love," I sighed happily. Then I blinked. Wait... I'm going into High School, and I was still crushing on an anime character, while elementary school kids already loved each other... I'm pathetic. Then I was forced to wait with a long-haired weirdo, a hot dude, and an emo doctor. Oh, and Pandora, who I still hadn't counted as human.

Hannah came back in after a moment. "We're tired," She muttered.

"You don't have to keep digging the hole," I informed her. "Just... get me something to drink. I'm thirsty." I sighed unhappily, and Hannah went inside the kitchen. I wondered if Allison was going to come in, or if she still believed what I'd said and was fearfully continuing the hole. "Where's Allison?" I asked as Hannah came back with a cup.

"Still digging. I told her that I was also dead, so she needed to put in double the space," Hannah said, laughing quietly and handing me the cup.

"She's so gullible." I stared into the cup. "EWWW, is this orange juice?" I made a face.

"Sunny-D," Hannah told me.

"I hate Sunny-D. It's got pulp in it!" I complained.

"No it doesn't. It says it doesn't on the bottle."

"The bottle always lies! Every time I drink orange juice and Sunny-D, there's pulp!"

"That's not pulp. It's just the texture."

"Since when did you learn big words like texture?"

"Are you calling me stupid?"

"Are you calling me fat?"

"No."

"So I'm not calling you stupid."

"Wait... what?" Hannah was clearly confused by my amazing tactics of confusion. Suddenly Allison came back inside.

"G-g-guys... How big do you want the hole?" Her eyes were as wide as tomatoes.

"I want it 5 feet wide," I told her.

"Then it's done."

"...What?" Hannah asked.

"I finished. It's 5 feet wide." Alli didn't look scared anymore.

"It's not 5 feet wide! You're 6 years old, you can't make it that wide in that amount of time!" I objected.

"I know it's 5 feet wide," Alli growled, crossing her arms.

"You don't even know how wide 5 feet is!" Hannah said.

"Yes I do," Alli muttered.

"Then how wide is it?" I pressed.

"5 feet!" She looked extremly proud, as if she'd won an Oscar.

"...Baka," I growled.

"What?" Hannah and Allison said at the same time, blinking. They probably thought I'd cursed.

"Baka. It means stupid in Japanese." I grinned at my smarticles.

"I'm not boko!" Allison continued her fight.
"It's BAKA," I corrected. "And you are. Can you stop continuing the fight?"

"Seriously, why do you have to keep going?" Hannah looked clearly annoyed.

"Well..." I trailed off, tilting my head to the side. "According to websites, snakes 'make decisions quickly and firmly.'"

"...What does this have to do with snakes?" Hannah grumbled.

"Ever since I read Fruits Basket, I liked relating people to their zodiac sign," I said, my eyes looking away dazedly.

"She's a snake?" Shigure was staring at Allison, who stared back at him, suddenly going shy like she did in public. But when with only us, she'd lash out at us with words. She's not shy people! Don't believe her fake innocent act! It's fake!

"Yes," I said warily. Ayame, if you do anything to my sister, I will kill you! Allison may be annoying, but she's my sister. Thank God before anyone could say anything, Kisa and Hiro came back with a jar of pickles. Hatori opened the pickles and jammed one into the hole next to my fist. I pulled back and my fist came out, causing me to fall backwards, and causing my leg to come out as well. "Oww..."

"You deserved that, fake ghost," Growled Allison, and she walked away.

Later when I got back on the computer! ^.^

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WolfLuver: Who's Sparkles?

ChipsAhoy: SPARKLES! :D

SparklesKuromi: CHIPS! :D

ChipsAhoy: *huggles*

SparklesKuromi: *huggles*

RedLightsDistrict: Okay, Mel, what did you do this time?

ChipsAhoy: This is my friend, Sparkles. Sparkles, say hi to my friends!

SparklesKuromi: Hi to my friends!

ChipsAhoy: Heehee! ^.^

Twilight*Drool*: Hello, Sparkles. :3

SparklesKuromi: ...You're the perverted friend, right?

Twilight*Drool*: How did you know? :O

ChipsAhoy: She has a crystal ball. ;3

Twilight*Drool*: Does she know about the jokes?

ChipsAhoy: Pretty well. ^.^

Twilight*Drool*: So you know that RENNY is in love with MISS. BOOTH?

WolfLuver: SHUT... UP!

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SparklesKuromi: Yes. X3

ChipsAhoy: Welcome to the Crazy Bunch. We're the parody of the Brady Bunch.

Twilight*Drool*: And you know that LIZZ and MR. M go in the CLOSET?

ILuvBunnies: KATIE!

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SparklesKuromi: Yep. xD

ChipsAhoy: She knows about all this.

RedLightsDistrict: So she also knows about you and Mr. Booth, Mel?

ChipsAhoy: THAT JOKE HAS NOT YET SURFACED AT THE TOP OF KATIE'S MOUTH! SHE SAID SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT MAKING THAT JOKE! BUT SHE DIDN'T! IN YOUR FACE!

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L: Uh, Alison, do y--Oh. This is a bad time, isn't it?

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Twilight*Drool*: ...What... the hell?

ChipsAhoy: Don't worry about it. Who wants to come to my house for cake? X3

SparklesKuromi: MEEE! ^.^

RedLightsDistrict: I'll stalk you. :3

Twilight*Drool*: Sure. I'll invite Renny and Lizz.

ChipsAhoy: Okay. :3

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A/N How'd you like that chapter? Sparkles! I INCLUDED YOU! =D YAAAY! We'll be seeing more of Sparkles for now on. And definitley more of pickles. ;3 Keep on reviewing! =D