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ChipsAhoypup

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A/N I'm burning through the skies. 200 degrees. That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit! I'm traveling at the speed of light! I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUT OF YOU! ~Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

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ChipsAhoy: PARTY IN THE HIZZHOUSE!

SarcasticFeline: Oh, great, everyone's online. T.T

I'MSORRY: I'M SO SORRY THAT EVERYONE LOGGED ON! I'LL GET OFF RIGHT AWAY!!!1

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ChipsAhoy: Wow. o.o

OptimisticRiceball: Ahh, Ritsu. 3:

BlackBeauty: Just let him whine.

ChipsAhoy: For once, I agree with the annoying horse.

BlackBeauty: ANNOYING?!

ChipsAhoy: Yup. I think you're a brat. I'd call you something worse, but my parents are in the room.

SarcasticFeline: Don't start a fight, don't start a fight...

BlackorWhite: Just so you know, Rin's my GIRLFRIEND.

ChipsAhoy: And just so YOU know, stupid cow, I don't CARE.

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HaruFans: *LEGASP* YOU CALLED OUR HARU A STUPID COW AND ARE GOING TO MAKE HIM TURN BLACK!

ChipsAhoy: o.O Who let you into this chatroom?

SarcasticFeline: THAT would be ME. *jingles keys*

ChipsAhoy: You have CHATROOM KEYS?! ...Wait, this is MY chatroom.

HaruFans: NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, WE SHALL NEVER LEAVE HARU'S SIDE! NEVARRR!

ChipsAhoy: And, now you have to leave. Bye.

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ChipsAhoy: I TOTALLY PWN! YEEAAH!

LovableMutt: Not even gonna ask. -.-

EMDoctor: I don't wanna know.

ChipsAhoy: NOBODY LOVES ME! AND N-N-NOBODY CONGRATULATES *chomp* ME *chomp* FOR SCARING *chomp* HARUFANS *chomp* AWAY! *sobchompsob*

SarcasticFeline: What's with the chomps?

ChipsAhoy: I'm eating s'more pickles! ^.^

SilentCub: S'mores? :3

ChipsAhoy: NO! SOME. MORE!

SilentCub: Sorry. *whimper*

ChipsAhoy: YOU SHOULD BE!

RackofRam: DON'T YELL AT KISA!

ChipsAhoy: DON'T YELL AT ME!

SarcasticFeline: DON'T YELL AT ALL!

ChipsAhoy: PAN-PAN, SHUT UP, SPAMMER!

SarcasticFeline: HOW AM I SPAMMING?!!

ChipsAhoy: WITH YOUR EVER-SO-UNWANTED PRESCENSE!

BlackorWhite: Burn.

SarcasticFeline: SHUT UP, YOU STUPID, SILLY, FUNNY, CLOWNY COW!

ChipsAhoy: Le'gasp! Pan-pan, you know that laughing at him brings out his Black side.

SarcasticFeline: Really? Cool. HAHAHAHA, STUPID COW, HAHAHAHA!

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ChipsAhoy: You're asking for it.

EMDoctor: It would seem that personalities have changed. o.o

ChipsAhoy: I get smarter when all my other smarts are knocked out of my brain.

HyperBunny: ME TOO! :D

BlackBeauty: ...What?

ChipsAhoy: Nothing. Anyways... yeah. Where'd Haru go?

SarcasticFeline: iahgpajdfmbhafdffpfgagn ajn jngfkjngfkjn ja jahgfa

ChipsAhoy: o.O

SarcasticFeline: ahg p i oaghgfagjhsj v nkjmldgfdgfjlkjn v

ChipsAhoy: I'm guessing that Haru's nearly killing her. Okay, let's go save the superspazztastic day! MY MINIONS, FOLLOW ME!

TheGod: WATCH IT, MISSY! THEY BE MY MINIONS!

ChipsAhoy: NO THEY AREN'T! THEY'RE MINE! AND YOU HAVE THE WORST GRAMMAR EVARRR!

TheGod: They are most definatly my minions.

ChipsAhoy: I'll fight you for 'em.

TheGod: ...What?

ChipsAhoy: I'LL. FIGHT. YOU. FOR. THE. MINIONS.

TheGodsServant: I feel like a toy.

ChipsAhoy: You've always been a toy. In more than one way.

LovableMutt: She got you good. ^.^

TheGod: You're on! Meet at the Main Estate in .5 hours!

ChipsAhoy: ...When?

EMDoctor: 5 minutes.

ChipsAhoy: Oh. Okay. THEN YOU'RE ON! BRING YOUR WEAPON OF CHOOSING!

TheGod: Two weapons.

ChipsAhoy: Three.

TheGod: That's pushing it.

ChipsAhoy: Fine. Two.

TheGod: Okay. Bring it on.

ChipsAhoy: You can bet on it. I'll see you there.

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I shall pwn ze God nao.

I had already decided that the first round would not be combat. It would be my specialty. I put the materials for it in one of my pockets. I placed my weapon in my other pocket. Yes, weapon. The second weapon shall be a person. Well, not really person. More like an animal... thing... And, no, not Pan-pan. Pan-pan was probably dead right now. I "teehee"d at the thought. Then I went to the Main Estate. This would be the fight of a lifetime.

So when I got to the Estate, everyone was there. And I mean everyone. Even Yuki and Kyo. I was surprised, because I'd thought that they'd been having fun during the chat. Maybe they had. Who knows? So I saw Akito, looking dangerous. I narrowed my eyes.

"First round," I growled. "First round shall not be combat. First round shall be..." I whipped out my DDR mats. "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!" The crowd all gasped as if they had rehearsed it. That is because they had. I'd made sure to explain to them to rehearse their gasps on the walk here. And also, to clap and to boo and all that such. Anyways...

"You're on!" Akito declared. So then he got Kureno, his bird-pet-robot-thing, to bring the High-Def TV outside. It had to be High-Def. And it had to be a plasma screen. Because otherwise, the crowd would not be able to enjoy the freestylings of the wolf-panther and the God.

"We're doing Numa Numa," I growled. That was my favorite song evarr. If we did any other song, I'd kill Akito.

"They have Numa Numa on there?" Akito raised an eyebrow.

"Yes. Of course. I downloaded it. I think. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I'm magical anyways." Kureno then came outside, sweating, and holding the TV. I narrowed my eyes. "You sure that's big enough?"

"Of course," Akito said.

"We need speakers," I decided. "The really big ones. You know them?"

"Duh. I have thousands of back-up speakers in basement just in case. So, Hatori, go get the speakers!" Akito ordered.

"I can't carry two things at once," Pointed out the emo.

"Of course... bring Yuki with you! Two emos equals emo power!" I declared, because I was better at figuring out how to order around MY minions. They would be mine. Yes they would.

Once we had everything set up, I narrowed my eyes. "Game on!" I put on Numa Numa and we started our DDR match. Of course, Akito didn't last long, and demanded a rematch because "a water was all that was needed to quench his thirst for victory!" And I was like...

"Wait... WHAT?!" Because Akito makes no sense when he's tired from DDR. So after Kureno gave Akito his water, and I called Kureno various mean names, we started again. This time, we did my second favorite DDR song... SAFTETY DANCE! FTW, YA'LL!

Anyways, I was awesome, and I totally pwned Akito once more. After Akito was anialated, and after I tried to figure out how to spell anialate and failed, we started the next round. The next round was MORTAL COMBAT! I got out my first weapon, the almighty... MAGIC PENCIL! HI-YAAA!

And... Akito used... What the hell was that?! It was... a... rain cloud. He called it "the rain cloud of doom." I was scared. NOT.

"I'll destroy you!" I declared. I took my magic pencil and erased the inside of his rain cloud. NOW IT WAS WHITE! Ha! It had no water inside, so it couldn't do anything. The cloud floated into the air and evaporated. I snickered, while Akito glared at me. And it was on to Round 3. LAST ROUND.

I narrowed my eyes and so did Akito. Then Akito got out his last weapon. A knife. It was as sharp as anything. My eyes widened. Then I pushed Ayame in front of me. "GO, MY WEAPON! TALK!" I ordered. Ayame looked confused at first, then started talking.

"Today me and my personal assistant, Mine, had to make the most wonderfullest costume ever! It was a cosplaying costume or something. The man in charge wanted," He started, and kept talking, faster and faster. I couldn't keep track of his words, and my head was spinning. Akito looked lost as well.

Then Akito, clearly angry, charged forward and stabbed Ayame in the arm. I gaped, and so did everyone but Ayame and Akito. Then I started cheering. "I WIN! I WIN!"

"What?" Hissed Akito.

"Well, I won the first two rounds, and this round technically didn't count because you just stabbed my weapon," I explained, gesturing towards Ayame, who was whining in pain. Hatori hovered over him, trying to fix his arm, and looking pissed.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU DESTROYED MY FIRST WEAPON!" Complained Akito very loudly.

"Nah. I erased the gray from it. I didn't STAB it. Gawd," I muttered. "I NEED A MEDAL!"

"There IS no medal!" Akito growled.

"Then I need a trophy." I thought for a moment. "Hatori, can I have the knife with Ayame's blood on it?" I decided. Hatori groaned, rolled his eyes, and handed me the knife. I took it and held it high. "I WON! I'M THE KING OF THE HILL!"

"Stop gloating," Growled Akito.

"Okay. Then I'll rub it in your face instead!" I waved the knife in front of Akito's face. "I woooon!"

And, so, that is how all of the zodiac became my minions, children. And, here's the moral of the story: Never stab your enemy's weapon unless you want them to steal your knife and rub it in your face. ^.^

I WOOOON!

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ChipsAhoy: I WON I WON!

WolfLuver: What did you win?

ChipsAhoy: I won all three rounds against Akito!

Twilight*Drool*: Who's Akito?

SparklesKuromi: The God of the zodiac!

WolfLuver: ...What?

Twilight*Drool*: ...Zodiac?

ChipsAhoy: iapdfjiapgioajdfi FRUITS BASKET!

Twilight*Drool*: O.o

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ChipsAhoy: ^.^

RedLightDistrict: So, how did you win?

ChipsAhoy: WELL AKITO SUCKS! THAT'S HOW!

RedLightDistrict: Too bad Akito slept with Shigure.

ChipsAhoy: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!1

SparklesKuromi: It's okay, Chips. *pats head*

ChipsAhoy: SHE HURTS ME WITH WOOORDS! D=

RedLightDistrict: It's true. And so did Ren, and Rin, and...

ChipsAhoy: RIN DID NOT! SHE JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT HOW TO BREAK THE CURSE!

RedLightDistrict: She found out more than that. ^.^

ChipsAhoy: I. Will. Kill. You.

SparklesKuromi: Why don't you just ban her from the chatroom?

ChipsAhoy: Because she's still my friend! Only, a mean one. =3

RedLightDistrict: Yup. Everyone else is soft on Chips. That's why she's a marshmellow now.

ChipsAhoy: OOOH! CAN I BE THE LITTLE MINI ONES THAT GO IN HOT CHOCOLATE?

RedLightDistrict: Sure. You're short enough to fit in hot chocolate anyways.

ChipsAhoy: ...I dunno if that was supposed to hurt.

RedLightDistrict: It was.

ChipsAhoy: THEN, UWAAAAAH!

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SparklesKuromi: No fighting...?

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A/N There comes a time in your life when you just need to play DDR. =3