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"Oh, and by the way," Rex said, "The Volturi are after me. They should be here in a few days."

Chapter Seven

Edward's POV

Everyone's heads snapped towards Rex to stare at him, shocked.

"What?" Nessie broke the silence with her question.

"I said, The Volturi are after me. They should be here in a few days." Rex repeated.

"No," Nessie shook her head, "I understood what you said, I was saying what, as in, I understand what you're talking about, but I just can't quite bring myself to believe it."

"Oh." Rex said, nodding his head, "Of course, how silly of me." The fact that Rex and Nessie were getting along so well was… Well, quite strange.

"Let's try again, shall we?" Nessie asked Rex.

"But of course." He answered, "After you, my lady." Rex bowed.

Nessie smiled, and then said, "The Volturi? Why are they after you?" She spook in a crisp, clear voice.

"Why shouldn't they be? I am, after all, the most powerful vampire in the world. And one of them might have something against me."

"Why should they have something against you?" Nessie quizzed.

"I changed one of them." Rex answered simply. "And she hates me for it."

"Really? Who did you change, and why does she hate you so?"

"She hates me now, because she used to love me. And I didn't quite love Jane back."

"Wait, what?" My daughter stopped her act, shocked. "You changed Jane?"

Rex's POV

"You changed Jane?" Sweet little Renesmee's voice was full of shock. Worried about how everyone one else would react, I froze time. Of course, right as I froze it, Renesmee turned to do something and brushed my arm and was now outside of time with me.

"Whoa." She said, looking at the fact that everything else was frozen. "This is cool." She walked over to Edward and poked his abdomen. She snickered kind of evilly, then ran outside as fast as she could, which was faster than humans, but still slower than us vampires. I was confused, to say the least. She ran back in, holding something hot pink.

"What is that?" I asked her, slightly amused.

"It's my mom's favorite push-up bra." She answered. "I also happen to know that my dad loves ripping it off her." She started laughing again. "Here, Rex, help me take off my dad's shirt. He's standing kinda funny and I don't wanna rip it." It was true; Edward had crossed his arms, making the sleeves one big knot. But, being a vampire, I managed to get the shirt off.

"Now, Renesmee, how do you expect to get the bra on him with his arms crossed like that?"

"I can take the straps off them put them back on around his arms, duh. You'd think you've never taken off a woman's bra, Rex." She shook her head, smirking.

"Hey, I have. I just never knew those darn straps came off! That would have make things a lot easier!" I grumbled. Renesmee laughed at me as she started putting the lacy bra on Edward. I wonder how that would look on Jessie… Whoa! Slow down there, Rex! She probably wouldn't fit it anyway; Bella's a lot smaller than her.

I watched, amused, as Renesmee clasped the bra on behind Edward's back.

"Ok," She said, "When you unfreeze us, pretend you can't see it. Oh! And whatever you do, call him Ed. He hates being called Ed!"

"But of course, my lady!" I bowed again.

"Hey, Rex, can I ask a favor?" She smiled sweetly.

"You may."

"Can you unfreeze Jake, too? I want him to see this before anyone else. Please?"

"Anything for you, little lady."

"Thanks!" She waited while I walked over toward where Jacob was standing and put a hand on him. I imagined him as a block of ice, melting… Melting… Quickly melting… And then, suddenly, Jacob thawed and shook his head quickly.

"Jake!" Renesmee squealed at him, "Look what me and Rex did to Ed!" She showed him Edward in Bella's hot pink, lacy push-up bra.

"Oh. My. Word." Jacob looked at me in awe. "You sir, are amazing." He held out his hand for me to shake, and I did. It was a strange clash of hot and cold where out skin touched. "Rex, this is… is… The most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me. Besides imprinting on Renesmee, of course!" He added quickly after receiving a slight death glare from the little lady.

"Darn straight." Renesmee said, smiling at Jacob and linking her arm with his. "Anyone else we wanna mess with while we're here and frozen?"

"Nah, we better not, baby, people might get suspicious. But let's hear about Jane, Rex. I thought Edward said Aro turned her after saving her from being burned at the stake as a witch, or something like that." Jacob looked at me.

"Well," Rex started, "What Aro tells everyone is that Jane, along with her twin brother, Alec, was sought out by the Volturi at a young age. While still very young, Jane and her brother were found guilty of witchcraft and burned at the stake. As a result, Aro slaughtered the whole village, and rescued the two young children, changing them into vampires earlier than he had originally planned. Jane's power to make a person feel like he is in pain stems from the pain she suffered while being burned before her rescue." I paused, letting that story sink in. "And, since her transformation, she has been a valued member of the Volturi. But Aro only uses that story to save Jane face, and because, and I'm guessing here-but not really, if he told anyone the truth, she would torture him."

"Oh." Renesmee said, "Really? I always though Aro kinda had a thing for Jane, so would the pain be torture or would he take it as some twisted love game?" She wiggled her eyebrows suggestively at Jacob.

He rolled his eyes at her. "You're such a freak, Renesmee." He looked back at me, "Please, Rex, continue."

"Of course. Well, it was back in the days of people burning at the stake for being witches, and Jane and I were kinda lovers."

Jacob snorted. "Kinda?" He asked.

Rex smirked, "Yes, only kinda. You see, I didn't really love her; she was more of a call girl for me. But, alas, one night, after she was asleep, I woke up and couldn't go back to sleep, and I found her thought book-she said diary sounded silly-and decided to read some. In almost every entry, she professed her love towards me. Now, as you know, I was just using her for fun and when I needed to relax, so this was quite a shock to me. I threw on some clothes and went for a walk out in the middle of the night. While I was out I wandered into the woods and ran into-what I though was- a goddess. Of course it was a vampire, but how was I to know that? She had golden eyes, like your freaky lot here, and didn't seem to want to hurt me. I guess she noticed my troubled face, because she asked me what was wrong, and when I told her that my call girl loved me, she said she might be able to help. She said she would make me as gorgeous as her, then I would have my pick of girls and I was bound to love one of them, if not all of them. And then she bit me. It was terrible, the pain. I don't know how long it took, but when I awoke, I was still in the woods, lying on the soft, moist dirt. I was hungry when I woke up, of course, and I didn't care to control my self. I ran toward the sell of blood and killed a small family on a camping trip, and another three men hunting. And it went on and on until, finally, I was satisfied. Not even near full, but satisfied. I dared to venture closer to town; I wanted to show Jane what she'd done to me. I ran inside her house and was glad to find she wasn't there. I knew she'd be home soon, though, it was market day, and she always went out early to beat the crowds. I saw her walking in the downstairs down from her window. I knew she would then stop in the kitchen and give Mrs. McCartney the food and then come into her room and wait for me to show up, except, I was already here.

"I heard her tramping the stairs and was lying on her bed when she opened her door. She was surprised to see me so early, and so… handsome. She shut the door behind her and climbed on the bed with me. "What's going on" she asked, "Why are you here so soon? Why are you so cold, what's wrong?" and I told her. "I'm a vampire now; see what you've done to me? It's because you loved me, I walked into the woods and was attacked." Of course, I wasn't attacked, but I wanted to make her feel bad. "But don't you want me to love you?" she asked, confused. "No," I answered, "For I don't love you." She looked very hurt, to say the least, "Then what am I to you but a call girl?" She asked, crying. Now, I am a, um, sucker, for crying girls, so I softened up a bit. "What would you have me do, short of loving you?" I asked her. "Make love to me, once more." Was all she pleaded. So I did. And that night, I went away again, needing to hunt. I came back a few weeks later, and changed her."

"But," Renesmee asked, "Why did you change her?" Her voice was full of confusion.

"Because she begged me too. Utterly begged me. So, I bit her and left her to change and fend for herself. Alec, her twin found her after she awoke, and she bit him, only managing not to suck his blood because she loved him. And then Aro found them."

"Wow." Jacob said, "That's crazy. Hey, do you wanna unfreeze them so we can torture Ed about his bra?"

"After I finish." Rex said calmly. "You see, when Jane was human, she got had gone and had some fun with Sir William that day and got pregnant. But right after they made love, she came home and made love with me. So what happened was the child that was William's became vampire after I "banged" her, as you young people say. She carried the child for the weeks that I was gone hunting and when I came back, she had given birth, just like that. You see why Aro hunted her down so, she had the first half-vampire child, and Aro wanted it for his "collection", as one might call it. It has extraordinary powers."

"What powers?" Jacob asked.

"I am not sure." Rex answered, "Only I know that Aro has been working on them for some time now, and he plans to test the monster out on all of us."

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