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ChipsAhoypup
A/N Oh no, I do not hook up, up, I go slow. So if you want me, I don't come cheap. Keep your hand on my hand, your heart on your sleeve. ~I Do Not Hook Up by Kelly Clarkson.
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ChipsAhoy: Good to see you're not dead, Pan-pan! ^-^
SarcasticFeline: Shuddap. T.T
ChipsAhoy: Are you wounded?
SarcasticFeline: Only internally.
ChipsAhoy: GREAT TO HEAR! ^-^
SarcasticFeline: -.-;
EMDoctor: So, now that you own us, what're you gonna do with us?
ChipsAhoy: OHGAWD! EMO!!1
EMDoctor: T.T I've been here the WHOLE TIME.
ChipsAhoy: Oh. I don't notice emos, sorry. ^.^;
EMDoctor: ANYWAYS, what are you going to do with us?
ChipsAhoy: HMMM... I could rape some of you but only a few are worthy, sooo... WE SHALL HAVE A PARTY!
LovableMutt: A party?
ChipsAhoy: YUS! Call everyone you know and tell them to get online RIGHT NOW! I shall tell each of them what to bring.
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ChipsAhoy: Now that everyone's here, I have a list of things... hang on...
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ChipsAhoy: Dammit. We don't need you. -.-
L: Yes you do. For I shall bring cake.
ChipsAhoy: GREAT! Then we need you. GO BUY THE BIGGEST CHOCOLATE CAKE EVARR!
L: I wanted strawberry.
ChipsAhoy: I really don't care.
RedLightDistrict: Don't talk to him like that!
ChipsAhoy: I'LL TALK TO HIM HOWEVER I WANT!
RedLightDistrict: THEN I'LL TALK TO SHIGURE HOWEVER I WANT!
ChipsAhoy: Point taken. Okay, L, bring strawberry cake AND CHOCOLATE.... please? ^-^
L: No chocolate for you.
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ChipsAhoy: Aww. Alison, did you teach him your tricks of evil?
RedLightDistrict: Meybe...
ChipsAhoy: Gosh. Well, on to the list. Tohru, I want you to cook delicious snackems and bring them. Kay? ^-^
OptimisticRiceball: Yes, Chips-san! =3
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ChipsAhoy: KYO AND YUKI! Bring balloons.
AngstyKitty: I don't wanna!
ChipsAhoy: YOU CAN BLOW THEM UP TOGETHER HOWEVER YOU WANT! Just don't get anything gross on them.
DepressedRat: Okay. =)
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ChipsAhoy: Alriiight... Hatori, what do you have?
EMDoctor: Stuff.
ChipsAhoy: What kind?
EMDoctor: Doctor stuff.
ChipsAhoy: Okay. Then you bring asprin. I have a feeling some peoples will get headaches. I'LL MAKE THEM! =3
EMDoctor: Whatever.
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ChipsAhoy: What's next? OH! Rin brings a pinata shaped like a black horse!
BlackBeauty: Why?
ChipsAhoy: So when we beat it with bats you'll be uncomfortable. FROLICK OFF TO GET IT! ^-^
BlackBeauty: I hate you. T.T
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ChipsAhoy: And Haru will bring Pin The Tail on the Ox.
BlackorWhite: WHAT?!
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HaruFans: *GASHP* YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE HARU BRING SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE HIM FOREVER SAD!
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ChipsAhoy: THAT'S HOW I ROLL! ^-^ Anyways, BRING IT, Haru.
BlackorWhite: I agree with Rin's last comment. T.T
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ChipsAhoy: Well alright! ^-^ Next... Ayame, bring costumes of each of the zodiac, a white cat with orange markings, a bat *glares at Alison*, a bunny with black ear tips, an all black bunny, an arctic red fox, and also a wolf-panther!
FashionSnake: Okay. AHAHAHAHAHA! =D
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ChipsAhoy: Momiji, you bring tons of candy. And Hiro and Kisa can bring some animes. Kureno, bring the big screen TV, and Akito, bring the speakers.
TheGod: I can't carry two things at once!
ChipsAhoy: Course you can. You're "God."
TheGod: T.T
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ChipsAhoy: Let's see, who's left?
ChargingBoar: CAN I BRING SOMETHING ORANGE? O-O
ChipsAhoy: Shuuuure.... you can bring mangos.
ChargingBoar: MANGOS ARE ORANGE? O-O
ChipsAhoy: I'm pretty sure.
ChargingBoar: OKAY! =D
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ChipsAhoy: Pan-pan, bring the dart board.
SarcasticFeline: What?
ChipsAhoy: THE. DART. BOARD.
SarcasticFeline: Why?
ChipsAhoy: Just do it. And bring photographs of... Akito, Ren, Rin, and YOU! ^-^
SarcasticFeline: ME?!
ChipsAhoy: Yus.
SarcasticFeline: Fine, but I'm bringing a photo of YOU, too.
ChipsAhoy: Whatever. OH, AND ALSO YUKI AND KURENO! =3
SarcasticFeline: -.-
ChipsAhoy: DO IT.
SarcasticFeline: Fine.
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ChipsAhoy: Hmmm... Ritsu can bring beverages. ^-^
I'MSORRY: What kind?
ChipsAhoy: Sprite. Duh.
I'MSORRY: I'M SORRY FOR ASKING YOU SUCH A SILLY QUESTION! I'LL GO GET YOUR SPRITE IMMEDIATLY!
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ChipsAhoy: O.O Okay... EVERYONE ELSE HERE ARE MY FRIENDS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRING ANYTHING! JUST BRING YOURSELVES! ^-^
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It's time to party! Party hardy! With my friend Marty! Don't know a Marty! But it rhymes with party! That's pretty smarty! ^-^
So first I had to tell my parents I was having a party. I convinced them to go out and look for "squiggle wiggles." I made it up because I just needed them to leave the house for hours on end looking for a made-up food. I'd tell them it was fake after the party was over and the house was cleaned up. DOESN'T THAT REMIND YOU OF ICARLY AND DRAKE AND JOSH?
It doesn't matter. All I know is that people are bringing stuff. It was going to be the funnest party EVAR!
And I would be high on sprite. Because that is what I do. Get high on things that is impossible to get high on. ;3
But anyhow, I still had to deal with my brother and sisters. "ELI, GO TO ERIC'S HOUSE. NOW," I ordered.
"THANK YOU!" Eli shouted, leaving the house.
"You're welcome." I smiled, but he was already gone. So I turned to Hannah and Allison. "Let's see..."
"Are you trying to get rid of us to do something irresponsible?" Hannah asked.
"No," I scoffed. Silly Hannah. She doesn't know anything! "But if you want to stay for the wild, crazy party, you can."
"Thank you!" Hannah looked very grateful.
"Just one thing. Help me get rid of Allison," I mumbled, pointing at the 6-year-old.
"Can do," Hannah said. She turned to Alli. "Why don't you go upstairs, lock your door, and play your gameboy all alone in the dark?"
"NOOOOO!" Screeched Alli. "CAN YOU TURN THE LIGHT ON FOR MEEEEE?"
"Can you learn how to flick a switch?" I growled, annoyed.
"NOOOOOOO!" Alli cried.
"I'll turn your light on for you, but STAY IN YOUR ROOM AFTER. Okay?" Hannah asked in her sweet voice while she rolled her eyes for only me to see.
"Okay!" Alli agreed. So Hannah went off to lock Alli in her room. With her light on. Because we can't just open the curtains nowadays.
While Hannah did that, I scurried around cleaning the house up for our guests. I danced as I did so, singing, "I'M BLUE, DABADEDABADI!" Then the house was so clean it sparkled like stars!
Then Hannah came down. Why did it take her so long to turn a light on? "Why did it take you so long to turn a light on?" I asked.
"She wanted me to play Polly Pockets with her so I had to struggle to lock her in," Hannah explained. I simply blinked. Then I blinked again. And one more time.
"Okay. Did you really lock her in?" I asked.
"No. I shut the door. But she started crying when I left, so it's all good," Hannah said.
"We should lock the stairs with a gate or something so that no one'll go up and ruin anything." I smiled at my bright idea while Hannah went into the basement to get the mini gates that no one knows how to open. Only we did. EVERY PERSON THAT CAME TO OUR HOUSE DID NOT KNOW HOW TO OPEN THE GATE! But everyone that lived in our house knew because we grew accustomed to it.
Anyways, Hannah had only read the first book. So far she wasn't in love with anyone, but Yuki was her favorite guy. And Tohru was her all-time favorite. Wow.
"Tohru and Yuki are coming, you know," I told her.
"No way! Maybe she can stand in my room and I can draw her clothes!" Hannah cried out. She liked drawing clothes, and Tohru's outfits were her favorite. She also wishes to be a fashion designer when she grows up. That, along with an actress and model.
"I think that would be awkward. For both of you," I muttered, sweatdropping.
"Why did a huge tear drop go down your head?" Hannah asked, changing the subject accidentally.
"Because it's a total anime thing and it's awesome!" I answered. "Oh, and it's called a sweatdrop. SWEAT. DROP."
"MMKAY!" Hannah chirruped. I blinked.
"Oh, yeah, are you ever going to crush on a GUY?" I asked her.
"WHY WOULD I CRUSH ON AN IMAGINARY PERSON WHEN I CAN CRUSH ON PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE?" Hannah snapped for the 12th time. Hannah has a MUCH BETTER social life than me.
"Because it's fun," I muttered, shrugging. "I already told you, I have basically no social life, except for in school. So I like to crush on people that are in mangas and animes because one, I don't have to talk to them, and two, they'll never turn me down because they can't talk to me anyways!"
"Um... but I thought they were coming to our house." Hannah now sweatdropped. "Wow, that's fun!"
"THEY ARE. But, you see, they're all my minions, so I can't tell them which one I like best even though they probably already know," I squeaked happily.
"Your... minions?" Hannah looked confused.
"YES, MY MINIONS!" I yelled. "YOU CAN HELP ME ORDER THEM AROUND SINCE YOU'RE BOSSY ANYWAYS!"
"Awesome, thanks!" Hannah looked happy. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. DUNDUNDUUUUUUUN!
THE. END.
"HEY! That can't be the end!" Hannah yelled.
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because we didn't even have the party yet!" Hannah snapped.
"Oh, fine."
THE. ALMOST. END. (Meaning that the party will be next chapter.)
"YOU SUCK!" Hannah shouted, storming up to her room.
"REVIEW OR HANNAH WILL KILL YOU FOR NOT LETTING US HAVE A PARTY!" I shouted before charging after Hannah.