Ok, so I got bored waiting for ten reviews.. So here it is, early!
Hey! It's not forever, is it? I've been pretty good these last three chpters… Wow. I'm on a rampage!
This chapter song is by Darude!
Because it's an epic song!
Be warned, Jacob and Renesmee fluff ahead!
Oh, and yeah, this chapter is mostly Jake/Nessie, so to warn you, again!
Oh, and Eddie's a little OOC in this chapter, when he gets all mad at Jake and goes psycho… Anyways…
"He plans to test the monster out on all of us."
Chapter Eight
Jacob's POV
After Rex said that, I instinctively grabbed Renesmee and wrapped my arms around her, wanting to protect her from this unknown danger. She seemed to understand my train of thought, and smiled at me reassuringly.
"Don't worry, Jacob. We have Rex on our side, if it gets too bad, he can just freeze us outside of time with him until we can get away."
"Sweet lady," Rex said to Renesmee, "I am not sure I can freeze everyone in your family at once." He saw my love's face fall, "But, I could try and freeze everyone but us three, give you two time to get away, unfreeze, then refreeze with two more, and have them run and continue that way until you are all safely away. I just don't know how long that would take, because we would have to keep switching who touches me, and I'm not sure if I can unfreeze time and put you two back in it without touching you two, because you were outside of time with me. As confusing as all this is."
I saw Renesmee's eyebrows pull together as she tried to comprehend what he had just said "So," She started, "If you have to touch us to bring us outside time, you think you would have to touch us to bring us backing?" She said, confused.
"Yes." Rex answered.
"And you're not sure how many people you can bring outside of time at a time." She said slowly.
"Exactly. And I'm afraid if I bring too many people with me; one of you might slip off your hold on me and be stuck frozen." Rex said worriedly.
"Well, what about… Never mind." My love trailed off.
"Go on." I urged her, kissing her hair.
"Well, can you freeze only one person, without freezing time?"
"I'm not sure what you mean." Rex answered.
Renesmee's eyebrows went back together, "If you can't freeze time with all of us outside of it, could you just freeze the "monster", and leave everything else normal, like us, you, time and the rest of the world?"
"Interesting." Rex mused over all she had just said, "I had never thought about that before, little lady, but that is something. I don't think I can do it now, I'm not sure how, but I can start trying. Thank you." Renesmee blushed at the praise. "And now," Rex started again, "What do you say to unfreezing everything and everyone and seeing how Ed explains the lace on his chest?"
I laughed, in truth, I had forgotten about that. Rex raised one eyebrow at me. "Sorry," I said, "I'm not laughing at you; it's just the fact that me and a bloodsucker-no offence- getting along so well surprises me."
Rex laughed too, "True. I too, never thought I would befriend a shape-shifter. We are enemies, it is true, and yet, I feel this is the start of a friendship."
"Yay!" Renesmee suddenly shouted, surprising both me and Rex. "You two are proof that vampires and werewolves can get along! Dad has no excuses for not liking you now, Jake!"
"I'm sure he can still think of some reasons, baby." I answered, smiling and kissing her hair again.
"Okay, okay, enough, let's unfreeze everything and laugh at dad!"
"That will be one of them." I told her. She stuck her tongue out at me.
"Grab a hold of me," Rex said, holding his arm out. Renesmee and I both grabbed his forearm. And then everyone started moving again.
"You changed Jane?" Edward asked, not yet noticing the hot pink, lacy push-up bra he was wearing. We didn't say anything. Rose noticed first, opening her mouth in amazed shock, she nudged Emmett, who in turned nudged Jasper, who poked Alice who tapped Bella who touched Esme's arm, who gave Jessie's hair a slight tug. As soon as everyone knew, we all started laughing at Edward.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY SHIRT?" Eddie roared. I'd never seen him so angry, ever! Renesmee coward into my arms, which I wrapped around her.
"Hey, Edward, calm down!" I said to him, "You're freaking Renesmee out!"
"You can just shut the Hell up, Mutt and get your hands off my daughter!" He yelled at me, ripping the bra off. And, since he was already angry, I guess, he decided to let all of his pent up anger out. "You don't know how hard it is to put up with the fact that your perfect daughter has to spend forever with a DOG! When you had your stupid crush on Bella, I put up with it, because I knew she would pick me in the end, and not you, you mutt." I felt my darling's tears falling on my shoulder. I started rubbing her back. But Edward kept on yelling, "But now, you're around all the time, and it's putting a strain on this family, having an enemy living with us! How do we know you're not just going to attack us tomorrow? Alice can't see anything when you're around, no one can stand your smell, and, frankly, I hate your guts. You're tearing us apart Jacob, I want you to leave. And I think I can speak for everyone. It's safer for Renesmee this way, Jacob. Leave her alone. Get away from her!"
"No matter how much Billy Charlie, or I wanted you gone, you stayed, even putting Bella in danger!" I shouted.
"Jacob, Edward, cool it!" Bella put her hands on Edward's chest. "Why must you shout so much? What has he done to you?" She asked Edward sternly.
"More than you know. More than anyone knows."
"Then tell me." She pleaded.
"I am never speaking of it again." He looked at me. "You should leave." He said bitterly.
"I'm here until Renesmee wants me gone!" I snapped back. "Sound familiar?" He had said that to me about Bella so many years ago.
Using his own words against him momentarily undid his anger, if only for a second. But that second was all I needed. I tenderly picked up my crying Renesmee, bridal style, and ran out the back door.
I kicked the door to mine and Renesmee's house open and then slammed it shut with my foot. I sat on the floor and leaned my back up against the door. Renesmee buried her face in my shirt.
She put her hand on my face. What just happened? She asked with her thoughts, still crying too much to talk normally.
"I don't know." I said, pulling her closer and running my hand through her bronze curls. She looked up from her perch on my lap and locked her teary chocolate eyes with by black ones. "I think… I think he was angry at me anyway, and he thought I put the bra on him… The bra didn't make him very mad, I don't think, I think it just set off all the rest of his anger." I tried to reassure her.
"I guess." She mumbled out loud. "Jake, what did you do to my dad that he was so angry about?"
"It's… Nothing."
"Jake! You can tell me, you know that." She was on her knees in front of me now, looking adorable.
"Well, it was about you…"
"Go on."
"Well, it was a few months ago, and Edward and I were talking, and he made me mad. I mean, really mad. And I phased, and knocked down three trees before I realized what I was doing. "See?" Your dad shouted at me, "You can control what you do when you're phased, Jacob, you need to think about Renesmee, what happens when you get angry and she's too close? You need to stay away, for her safety." And he walked away, leaving me to roam in the deep woods and ponder all that."
"And…?" Renesmee prompted.
"And what?" I asked.
"And what did you do about that?"
"I stayed. I'm imprinted on you, not crushing on you. I can't just leave. Unless you tell me you want me gone, I'm almost forced to stay."
"Forced by what?" She asked.
"By you." She looked confused, so I explained. "Renesmee, you are my reason for living, for fighting, for loving. You are what keeps me going, you are the air I breathe. If you can grasp all of that. And even though it's putting you in danger, I can't leave."
"Of course I understand, that's how I feel about you. And I'm living with vampires, even if you leave; I'm never really going to be safe."
I laughed, "True." I said.
"I'm gonna go shower now. See you in a minute." Renesmee got up off the floor. Even though we were married, we never showered together. We had agreed that this would be our alone time, a time with no one could interrupt your thinking. We used it when we need to think, or talk, out problems for ourselves, without the other one there offering up ideas. Even though I loved Renesmee to death, it was still nice to have some pure Jacob time. And I'm sure she liked having her own Renesmee time.
"I guess I'll shower, too." I answered her. We each had our own bathroom, with a closet, for ourselves. I walked into mine as she walked into hers.
I turned my water on all the way hot; otherwise I couldn't feel the heat because of how hot I am anyway. And I don't say that to be vain or anything; the fact is I am just hot. 108 degrees of flaming hot body. I rolled my eyes at my self as I undressed. I hopped into the shower and grabbed my green apple shampoo, which I also use as body wash. After thoroughly scrubbing myself down and rinsing off, I grabbed the conditioner. It was also green apple, that was Renesmee's favorite smell, and she told me I needed conditioner, because my hair "Felt like straws", as she so kindly put it. I rubbed it into my hair quickly, letting it sit for a minute to try and make the scent last longer, Renesmee also said I get dirty too quickly. I smiled and shook my head. Before I imprinted on Renesmee, I wouldn't be doing any of this. Other members of my pack have taken up calling me Johnny Apple Seed, because they can smell the soap still on me. Oh, the things you do for love. I quickly rinsed off on last time then shut my water off. I heard water from the other side of the wall, so I guessed Renesmee was still in her shower. I dried off, threw on a pair of boxer and some jean shorts, ran a comb through my hair once, and started brushing my teeth.
That's the problem with having to eat real food, unlike vampires, me and Renesmee have to brush and floss our teeth or they fall out. And, we actually have to shower, because we have body liquids, like sweat and, uh, other stuff.
Ugh! Why do the enemies get everything so easy? It's totally not fair. Even love is easy for them, not having to worry about hurting the other person. My Renesmee might be strong, but I could still crush her in a heartbeat. I shuddered at the thought, and thought of something else.
Maybe Edward's right, as much as I can't believe I even thought that.
Maybe it would be better if I left. Of course, if I left, Renesmee was coming with me. I spit my toothpaste into the sink and gargled some hot water. I guess my wife was right, you do feel better when you're all nice and clean.
The sound of Renesmee's shower ceased, and I heard her singing softly to herself. I smiled, walked out into our bedroom and threw my towel into the hamper. It looked pretty full, so I decided to surprise Renesmee and do a load of laundry, for once. After I got back from our laundry room, I sat on our bed and waited for Renesmee to finish getting dressed.
Her bathroom door opened a crack, "Jake? Can you get me my big blue t-shirt from the hamper, please?" Renesmee asked,
"Sorry," I answered, "No can do. I started that load."
"Really?" She sounded startled. "Well, thanks! I can wear something else, then!" She said cheerfully, shutting the door again. When she came out, she was wearing her black sweat pants and white tank top. Her towel dried hair was dripping onto her tank and I could see the lime green bra underneath it. I liked it. And I liked the tank top. It was really low cut, and it hugged her perfect curves remarkably well.
"Come here, beautiful." I stood up and she walked towards me, throwing her towel into the now empty hamper. I grabbed her hand and pulled her into a hug. "I love you." I whispered into her ear.
"I love you, too." She whispered back, standing on her tip-toes to reach my ear. Then she went back to standing on her heels and leaned into me. "I love you so much." She said. "And I'm sorry for the way my dad acted today, that was… Unacceptable. I will always want you, and there is nothing my dad, or anyone else, can do about it."
"Thanks." I smiled down at her. She smiled back, and I kissed her smiling lips. She tried to stand tip-toe again so I wouldn't have to bend, so I just picked her up instead. She wrapped her legs around my waist and her hands around my neck. I turned around and walked slowly back to our bed. I laid my love gently down without breaking the kiss, quite a feat, too, and then put my hands on her face.
Her hands left my neck and I felt her smiled again as her hands touched my bare chest. She pulled out of the kiss. "It seems only fair for me to remove some of my clothes now, doesn't it? All you wearing is shorts and underwear, I can at least take my shirt off." She grabbed the hem of her shirt and was about to take it off when I took her hands in mine,
"Not a chance." I said to her confused face, "That's my job." She smiled. I slowly peeled her shirt from her still damp body to reveal that cute lime green bra. I let my hands trail all over the newly exposed skin, the dampness making a friction that cause her to shiver. "That feels nice, does it?" I asked her quietly.
"You know it does." She panted back, "And at last count, you were wearing two items of clothing, and I, three."
"Say no more, love." I kissed her, and then took the waistband of her sweat pants, pulling them off her body slowly, and then letting my hands slowly travel back up her now bare thigh, I started kissing her again.
"My turn." She mumbled against my lips.
"How so?" I asked.
"This is how." He hand went towards the zipper in my jean shorts, pulling it down slowly, them ripping my shorts off. "That's more like it." She smiled cockily.
"Ah, but lass, now you are wearing two and I am in but one. Something has got to go." My hands slipped around behind her and found the clasp for her bra. She shivered as I removed her second to last piece of clothing. I began kissing everywhere clothes were not, all over her body, and wherever my lips left, my hands soon replaced them as I slid her out of her matching green boy shorts and she ripped my boxers off.
All in all, a pretty good night.
I woke up with Renesmee's naked body curled up next to mine, and, as much as I would like a repeat of last night, I shook her awake and said, "Hey, wake up. You need to get dressed, Ren." Ren was my pet name for her that no one else knew about. She fluttered her thick, black eyelashes.
"Huh?" She said groggily, sitting up next to me.
"I said, get dressed before your dad sees you."
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Let him see me, I'm not ashamed, so what? I had sex with my husband. We're married, Jake, it's nothing bad."
"Yeah, I know that, try explaining to your dad." She snorted; she was adorable in the morning when she was till half asleep. "Okay, I really didn't want to do this, but now I have too." I picked her, and walked her into her closet and set her down on the floor. "Now get dressed and we can go eat."
"Okay, okay!" She stood up and slammed the door in my face, right after sticking her tongue at me. I laughed and walking into my own closet to get dressed. I went with boxers and jean shorts. How surprising.
I walked back into my bathroom and looked at my hair; it was a wild mess after last night, even though it was still short. I tried to tame it with little luck. Emmett and Rose sex jokes here I come. I thought bitterly. After getting dressed I walked back out to see Renesmee walking around in a pair of jeans and the same green underwear set from last night, looking for something.
"Um, Ren, where's your shirt?" She looked up at me, sliding one of her bra straps back in place.
"I don't know, what do you think I'm looking for?"
"Don't you have like, a million shirts in your closet already?" I teased her.
"Yeah, but not my green one. It was in the hamper, too."
"Oh, sure, make me the bad guy because I helped out, I see how it is." I smirked.
"No! Thanks for doing laundry, I love you!" She smiled sweetly at me. "Now I need to find another green shirt."
"Here, wear one of mine, I never do." I went and got her one of my smaller green shirts. I tossed it and it landed on her head. "Now come on, silly, food time."
"Okay! Let's go." She pulled the shirt over her head, man it must have been smaller than I thought, because it was hugging her body nicely.
"Not yet." I retched inside her bathroom door, grabbed her hairbrush and tossed it to her.
"Oh." She said, as she caught the hairbrush. She began pulling the brush through her crazy hair, giving up halfway through and just pulling her hair into a messy bun. "Now, anything else I'm forgetting?"
"A good morning kiss?" I said hopefully. She smirked, and pecked me on the lips.
"Better?" She smiled, then grabbed my hand and we walked slowly back to the main house. Once inside we sat down at the table where Esme had set out bacon, pancakes, biscuits and chocolate milk.
"Esme, I love you!" Renesmee and I both said at the same time.
"Glad to hear it." Esme said, laughing. "Now eat up, I hate leftovers."
I ended up eating the most food, even though Renesmee drink the most chocolate mink. Once we were done eating, we went and sat in the den with everyone else.
Emmett grinned at me, "Nice hair." He said, "Wild night?"
"The wildest. Looks like your night was pretty tame though, judging by your controlled hair and the fact that your house is still standing. What did you do, sleep?" Emmett laughed.
"Nah, Esme likes the houses, so we've been forced to be more, ah, careful." He grimaced.
"Sounds like you're not happy about that."
"Well, as you know, we like it wild."
"I do admit, wild is much more fun." I heard Edward growl from his perch on the other sofa.
"Oh, can it, Eddie." Rosalie rolled her eyes, "Like you know about wild nights!"
Alice suddenly gasped, and slumped onto Jasper, having a vision.
"What?" Renesmee asked, going quickly to her side.
"It's the Volturi." She answered. "They're coming today."
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