Wow! It's been a while, hasn't it? I know it has and I'm very sorry. But I've been having the idea about his chapter for a while. But I hope you enjoy it. It's meant to be kind of fun, but also kind of out there. It's not really relevant until the end, but I kind of just wanted to put this in there.
This chapter is a little different than most. It involves drinking, sexually explicit lyrics and, girl on girl kissing.
Enjoy.
Just so you know, I warned you. : )
"Okay, Edward," I said. "I want you to listen to this song," I said. "Alice forwarded it to me, and I think it's a stroke of genius." I clicked my e-mail message and opened the link to the song.
"Okay." Edward was lying next to me on the bed, his arms wrapped around my waist. "What's it called?"
I smiled and said, "Fer Sure." I hit play on itunes and the songs techno sound filled the air.
Hey
boo how are you
OMG I missed you so much how you been?
We
should hand out some time
Myspace me fer sure
What the fuck you can totally see his fucking tracks OMG
I
know what the fuck
Did he draw his eyebrows on with a fucking
sharpie?
I know fucking asses is to that
This
is Chris fucking Donathan
Don't get mad Jeffree Star
because
I made you snort a lot of my cum
While I fucked you in the ass
Edward stared at me with the most incredulous look. I looked at him with a smile. He opened his mouth then closed it, thinking better of what he would say.
Fer
sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
Pulled up at
a stop light did drugs on the dashboard
Look at the mess we made
tonight
Kick
off your stilettos
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the
backseat
Fuck me in the backseat
You're always falling in
disguise
And always quick to compromise
Kick
off your stilettos [oh yeah]
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck
me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa]
Fuck me in the backseat
Fer sure
maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
This
is the end of what we planned [of what we planned]
And now.
We're
not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance
the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat
goes [Just let your body go]
This
is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your
panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in
love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you
and seeing you cry
So
don't let go-o-o
Well don't let go, no-o
Don't let go
Fer
sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
Pulled up at
a stop light did drugs on the dashboard
Look at the mess we made
tonight
Kick
off your stilettos
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the
backseat
Fuck me in the backseat
You're always falling in
disguise
And always quick to compromise
Kick
off your stilettos [oh yeah]
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck
me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa]
Fuck me in the backseat
Fer sure
maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
This
is the end of what we planned [of what we planned]
And now.
We're
not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance
the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat
goes [Just let your body go]
This
is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your
panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in
love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you
and seeing you cry
So
don't let go-o-o
Well don't let go, no-o
Don't let go
No
jkjkjk lololol
I heart your fucking makeup
Oh my god I love
your hair
Is that a new tattoo?
Did that piercing fucking
hurt?
No jkjkjk lololol
We're
not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance
the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat
goes [Just let your body go]
This
is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your
panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in
love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you
and seeing you cry
So
don't let go-o-o [All this time is wasted]
Well don't let go, no-o
[Pretending we're in love]
But that's alright cause you know
I
love being with you and seeing you cry
But that's alright
There was a pregnant pause and then the song continued.
Ugh.
you got fucking jizz on my back
where'd you put my panties?
I
threw them out the window bitch
Shut the fuck up.
"Bella, what is that?" he asked.
"It's a song, what?"
"Of course Alice would know that song."
"Wait, listen to this one too."
S-T-A-R
S-T-A-R
(What?)
S-T-A-R (Queen bitch)
S-T-A-R
I'm
on the top
There's no luck
Never turned around to stop
Make
my move
Make you move
Make you wanna hear me talk
See me
walk
See me fuck
See me suck a lollipop
(Mmm) Wanna get
messy
I'll
make you hot
Make you rock
I'll leave the world in shock
I'm
your tease
I'm your fuel
I just wanna see you drool
On your
knees
Pretty please
You wish you were my main squeeze
L-L-L
Luxury.
Fuck
me, I'm a celebrity
Can't take your eyes off me
I make you fuck
me just to get somewhere
Fuck me, I'm a celebrity
Can't take
your hands off me
I know you wanna suck me
Whachu waiting for
Lip
gloss and lollipop
Let's rock I wanna pop
Can't take your eyes
off me
I'm all that you can see
Lip gloss and lollipop
I'll
make your (booty drop)
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm
everything you wanna be
Hot
damn, here I come
Tell me how you want it done
At the mall, in
the hall, on your mama's bedroom wall
You can choose, either way
you will end up on the news
(Yeah, just like you wanted, right?)
Do
I make you wet
It's all about the C-U-N-T
I wanna hear you
say
Love my pink knife
You wish you had a slice of me
(I'm a
celebrity)
Fuck
me, I'm a celebrity
Can't take your eyes off me
I make you fuck
me just to get somewhere
Fuck me, I'm a celebrity
Can't take
your hands off me
I know you wanna suck me
Whachu waiting for
Lip
gloss and lollipop
Let's rock I wanna pop
Can't take your eyes
off me
I'm all that you can see
Lip gloss and lollipop
I'll
make your (booty drop)
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm
everything you wanna be
(x2)
O-M-G,
L-O-L
It's true but sex will always sell
Now it's time for you
to go
So what? So what?
(x2)
Oh
my god
Can't you tell my (Mmm)
Makes you wanna sweat
Am I
all set?
Not yet, not yet
(x2)
(Mmm)
Lip
gloss and lollipop
Let's rock I wanna pop
Can't take your eyes
off me
I'm all that you can see
Lip gloss and lollipop
I'll
make your (booty drop)
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm
everything you wanna be
(x2)
"Bella, what kind-what the hell is-that's not music, Bella." Edward looked at me incredulously.
"Gosh, Edward, you are such a music snob," I told him.
"No, I just don't think that's music. It's more like dissing."
"So," I said. "Why can't you appreciate Jeffree Star and Medic Droid?" I shifted away from the laptop, sitting up and stretching. I went over to the closet looking through all of the clothing. Edward and I had spent most of the day lounging around and on the Internet, listening to music and watching movies. And having sex. I was beginning to get a little bored now. Not that Edward and sex was boring, but I was getting tired of not moving for long periods of time.
"Well, why can't you appreciate Debussy or Tchaikovsky? Or Chopin?"
"Edward, that music is boring There's no excitement to it, no fun. You can't shake your ass to 'Claire De Lune'." I turned to Edward. "I think we should do something. Like go see a movie or go drinking or something. My limbs are numb from inactivity."
Edward looked at me. "What exactly is it that you want to do?"
"I don't know. Forks wasn't the best idea, Edward. We should have gone somewhere like Miami, or Chicago."
"We could go to Seattle," Edward suggested. "It's not that far, and there's stuff to do there."
"Yeah?" I said.
"Yeah, why not?"
"Okay, let's go then. That way in the car, I can teach you to appreciate more music."
Edward rolled his eyes. "Bella, that's not music. It's not, and you know it." He walked over to me, picked me up and threw me down on the bed playfully. Then, he attacked my sides. I tried to fight him off from tickling me, but he was too strong.
"Edward! Stop it!" I managed to gasp out laughing. "No!"
Edward was laughing on top of me, still tickling my sides. To stop me from fighting him off, he put both of my arms over my head and tickled me with one hand.
"Okay! I take it back! NO CRAPPY MUSIC! I PROMISE!"
Then he stopped. I kept laughing though.
"Promise?" he asked with a sly grin.
"Yes, I promise," I said, gasping for breath.
"Okay." He leaned down to kiss me, escalating the situation to something totally much more that I expected it would be.
EPOV
After Bella and I packed for the length of a few days, and were out of the house in the matter of minutes.
We drove together to Seattle, arriving there at a little before six. And she wanted to go clubbing.
So we booked a hotel room, changed into semi-formal clothing, and went over to a night club. It was Spring break, so it was packed, and we had to wait a while. But Bella didn't mind, she seemed so stoked that we were here.
"Edward?" Someone called from behind us. Bella whipped her head around. It was Zafrina.
"Hey, what are you doing in Seattle?" I asked.
"The same thing you are. Having fun!" She smiled at me.
"Zafrina, this is my fiancée, Bella."
"Oh!" Zafrina exclaimed. "This is the lucky girl! Too bad though. You look like a girl who know how to have a really good time." And then, though I wasn't completely sure, she winked at Bella. Bella beamed.
"Zafrina, you should hit on single women," I said playfully.
"Don't worry," Zafrina said, "I won't use too much charm."
When we finally got inside, Bella and Zafrina bonded themselves together tightly the entire night. I guess you could say that I could have gone home and she wouldn't have even noticed.
In the end, Zafrina didn't use too much charm. She got Bella and herself completely drunk instead. I left for one minute, to get Bella water, and I come back, and Zafrina and Bella were making out on the dance floor. I'm not gong to lie, they were really hot. Zafrina was pretty too, completely different than Bella; tall, dark with with black hair falling from her head. She had Amazonian features and was graceful for being so tall. But seriously. In public?
Oye loca! Vn Pa'ca! Come here!
What!
Muevelo,
muevelo sin parar!
Let's go! Como!
Si
tu quiere' que te coma toda
Si tu quiere' que te coma toda
Si
tu quiere' que te coma toda
Abre las pierna', y dale toma!
I'ma
make that thang bounce!
I'ma make that thang shake!
I'ma
make that thang clap!
Until that thang break!
Every other
city we go
We always pull a couple of pretty hoes
Send 'em
back to the room and get it on!
Once we're done, get your
clothes,
Get going! Dale!
Here, Bella and Zafrina were dancing. Grinding was more like it, but I think she was trying to create a replay of the time in LA. I chuckled to myself and let her have her fun. Besides, I knew Bella wasn't like that. She just like to experiment, that's all.
Let
me see you get freaky baby!
Let me see you get nasty mami!
Let
me see you act like an animal
Straight out the cage baby,
Dale!
What I do is unheard of,
With these women I'm O.J.,
I
get away with murder!
I'ma hit 'till it's out of order
If
it wasn't for R. Kelly,
I'll record her!
Now step to the
right!
Now step to the left!
Now hold on one second,
Baby
let me catch my breath
Hah, Hah, let's go!
Hah, Hah, let's
go!
Hah, Hah, let's go!
Hah, Hah, ah Break It Down!
Bella and Zafrina were touching each other now. And even though I knew it was wrong, I couldn't stop it. A guy had to have fun somehow.
Mami
I know how you like it
Just let loose!
Go ahead and relax!
Let
me play with your pretty kitty,
Your pretty titties,
And let
me play with your ass!
I'm the Chico that'll take you to
ecstasy!
What you waiting for?
Let's go, let's go, let's
go!
When we finish tonight
I'll guarantee that you'll be
calling me back
For some more, more, more!
And at the same
time
I want you to teach me a little something
Just blow my
mind!
You know what I mean
The one below the waist line!
You
know me,
Baby I'm freaky! Freaky?
Baby I'm freaky! Freaky?
Baby I'm freaky! Freaky?
Baby I'm freaky! Freaky?
Baby
I'm freaky!
It's getting kinda hot in this muthafucka
tonight ladies!
That means it's time for ya'll to get all the
way wild and loose!
I don't care if you got a man, you single,
whatever!
It's time, it's time, it's time, let's
go!
Quitate la ropa, Quitate la ropa!
Quitate la ropa, si
estas caliente
Quitate la ropa!
"Honestly, why would someone make that kind of song?" I said when I realized what exactly we were listening to.
"Whatever! This song is the shit!" Bella and Zafrina were dancing close still as I sat at the bar. "Z, what does this song mean?"
"Well," Zafrina said, "in the beginning, he's just saying that if you want me to eat you out, then open your legs and I'll do it."
"Oh! That's hot," Bella said.
"And then he was saying that if you're hot then you should take off all your clothes."
"Niccce!" she said. I rolled my eyes. "Edwaaard," Bella sang, "I think maybe we shhhould try some of that," she said walking close to me. "A little oral never hurt anyone," she grinned, leaning over in all directions from lack of balance.
"Bella, I'm right here. You don't have to yell." She tripped, but I caught her in time.
"I kn-know, I just want all the bitches to know yyyou're with meee!" She laughed.
"I think it's time for us to get going," I said. She pressed her body against me, reaching up to kiss my neck.
"Aww, come on! I'm totally, like, having ssso mush, like, fun! You can't ruuuin that ffffor meee," she whined with slurred words and a pout. "Just one more drink . . ."
"No, Bells, you've had enough," I told her. "Say goodbye to Zafrina. You'll get to see her later."
"Bye Zafrina," yelled, waving. She tripped again, almost falling. By the time we were in the parking lot, she'd fallen down six times and scathed her knees bloody.
At the hotel, I carried her inside to the room, preparing a bath for her. Bella wasn't a heavy drinker, but she was completely out of it. While I was undressing her, she kept grabbing me and touching me, suggesting we do a lot more than she could handle. I felt that if we even started doing anything she'd fall asleep.
"Edward," she moaned. "That feels so good."
I had to fight back a laugh. "I know, love. That's why you're going to take a bath and get in bed."
"But thass not whut I wanna do," she said. She brought me down to kiss her, and I kissed her not so enthusiastically. Bella drunk was really sloppy. I couldn't take advantage of her like that. It would be immoral.
"After you take a bath."
"Okay."
I set her in the bath quickly but gently, and then began to give her a massage so her body wouldn't tense up as she stayed in that position. And then, she was asleep. It was a little past three when I slipped her into a nightgown and placed her on the bed. I cleaned up after that, ordered something to eat, and then I went to bed.
I was awake before Bella, so I decided to somehow get some aspirin and coffee for her hang over. It was almost one in the afternoon when Bella woke up.
"Here," I said to her, handing her two aspirin and a glass of coffee.
"Why are you talking so loud?" she groaned. And I had to admit, Bella looked like a big mess, completely tired and hungover. "Why are you looking at me like that?" she asked.
I chuckled. "Because you look like you need more sleep."
"I feel like I need more sleep." She rubbed her forehead and popped the pills. "God, my head is killing me."
"That should teach you never to drink so much."
She plopped back on the bed, setting her glass on the nightstand and laughed half-heartedly.
I left the room, letting her sleep. She wanted to do something. She was definitely getting what she wanted.
BPOV
When I woke up that afternoon, I couldn't find Edward anywhere, but he left me a note saying that he was gone to get me some dinner. I got the laptop from the dining room table and started looking up random things. I looked through the history and found wedding themed pages. Then next thing you know, I'm on the phone with all the wedding planning offices I could find on line. I was writing things down and bookmarking wedding dress stores, and e-mailing Alice about bride's maid dresses. I was an hour into my planning, which wasn't a lot, but Edward found me in the bedroom of the suite, a confused expression on his face.
"What are you doing?" He asked, bringing me a cup of hot chocolate.
"What do you think about the Plaza?" I asked him. He looked at the computer screen.
"Why were you thinking about staying there? I could arrange it. We do have five days left of vacation."
I smiled. "No, I was thinking that maybe we could get married there . . ."
"Really? At the Plaza?" He asked. I nodded. "Wow. I would have expected something way different. But if you want the Plaza, then you shall have it."
I smiled. "Really?"
"Yeah. Of course. Show me what else you have planned."
"Then get comfortable because I have a lot to show you, babe."
I showed him different credited websites that were of the wedding planning offices. And since we wanted to get married in the fall, there were openings for then at the plaza. That I was happy for. Of course I didn't want anything extravagant, but it seemed to me that no matter what I did, I was going to get it anyway.
"Wow Bella, for an hour you've done pretty well," Edward said.
"You think so? I think we still have tons of things to do," I told him, closing the screen to the laptop. I set it on the floor next to the bed.
"Well, of course, but I'm glad you're participating in it. I want this to be something you want to remember, not something you were forced into by your husband and your best friend."
"Thanks Edward."
"Bella, you deserve it."
There you are. Love it. Admire it. I am writing rewrites of the story. First second and third today. Possibly fourth. They're completely different than the originals, so I deeply suggest that you reread. Believe me. It'll be worth it.