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Disclaimer: I FORGOT THE DISCLAIMER LAST CHAPTER!

Disclaimer Cop: That's it, you're going to jail.

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! I DISCLAIM EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR ME, MY SIBLINGS, AND PANDORA! PLEASE LET ME LIVE!

Disclaimer Cop: Fine, but you'd better disclaim again every chapter or you are going to jail. *leaves*

...Pssh. Pandora would bail me out.

Pandora: No I wouldn't!

That's it for the AN. Wait, this was a Disclaimer, not a AN. Oh well, pretend it was an AN mixed with a Disclaimer, bye!

"Okay, it's time for the party NOW!" I told Hannah.

"Took you long enough," She growled, rolling her eyes.

SO SHE OPENED THE DOOR, YUS SHE DID! And my dog Chip started to jump at people. (Don't worry, he's only 7 pounds of love. And, no, not THAT kind of love. Sickos.)

Pandora came too. She brought a picture of me like she said she would. I was mad at her. MAD. But I didn't tell her, because my dog started to bite her ear. (HAHA, PAN-PAN, YOU TOTALLY DESERVED THAT, YUS YOU DID!)

Sugar and Spice, (my cats in real life, not the made-up one), were purring and rubbing against Kyo. Kyo looked VARY angry. I don't think he likes cats. Pandora wasn't attracted to Kyo, though. I mean, she was attracted to him sexually, but not the way my cats were.

I was happeh. Cuz this was gonna BE A NIGHT! TO REMEMBER! BIG FUN, ALRIGHT!

"Mel, are you singing HSM songs in your head again?" Pandora growled, snapping me out of my HSM-palooza.

"Pssh, yus," I answered honestly.

"She always does," Hannah added.

"Shuddap, Hannah! No one cares!" I shouted.

"I do. Oh, and by the way, Pan-pan, I'm her sister," Hannah said happily.

"...So?" Pandora asked, looking confused slash annoyed slash more confused.

"SO YOU BETTER DO AS I SAY, DAMMIT! ...Er, yeah." Hannah sweatdropped, which she seemed to love doing by now.

"How about... no," Pandora said, starting to walk away. But Hannah grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and held her up so that they were face-to-face.

"Listen to me, you little cat, I'm not a fan of cats, so I can feed you to Chip in a split second if I wanted to," Hannah threatened. And just to make sure Pandora understood, she held the cat face-to-face with tiny Chip, who looked like he wanted to rip her head off. (Even though he's smaller than her.)

"Oh no she didn't!" I shouted in a sing-song voice.

"Oh yes I did!" Hannah sang back. We laughed and high-fived each other. (She used her hand that WASN'T holding Pan-pan.)

Then she dropped Pan-pan on the ground. PURPOUSLY. She was so much better at torturing Pan-pan than I was! (Physically, of course. And I just realized that I keep making side-notes in paranthesis. It's getting annoying, isn't it? ...Good! =D)

I blinked. I suddenly remembered that there were PEOPLES at this party. I mean it, there were peoples there. I had forgotten about them, though.

"Mel, we have a HUGE problem," Hannah suddenly said. I blinked and tilted my head at her.

"Yeeees?" I asked, smiling slightly.

"You won't be smiling in two seconds. Look." And Hannah pointed at where Alli was holding a snake.

"Why is she holding a snake?" I asked. I should've been asking why she was downstairs in the first place, but the snake question seemed more logical. To me.

"Good question! One that I can't answer because I don't know either!" Hannah shouted. Then it hit me. The snake... was silver.

"Oh, God... Is that...?" I didn't even finish what I was asking because I couldn't bear to say it. I pushed through the other peoples (I think some of them transformed when I pushed them out of the way.... Damn. Oh well.) and stood hovering over Alli, arms crossed. "What do you think YOU'RE doing?" I asked strictly.

"Well, I fell onto this man and found a snake, look!" Alli showed me the snake. I'm pretty sure she just proved what I'd been worried about.

"Can I see the snake?" I asked her in a (fake) sweet voice.

"No! She's mine!" Alli pulled the snake away. (Every animal or stuffed animal she likes is a 'she' in her eyes.)

"One, that snake is a MALE, and two, give me it." I reached for the snake.

"What are you talking about? She did NOT come in the mail," Huffed Alli.

"MALE, YOU DUMBO! Gragh, listen. That snake is a GUY. BOY. MALE. OPPOSITE GENDER OF WHAT YOU MADE IT. Plus, we need to put it back OUTSIDE so that it can RETURN to it's natural HABITAT." I exaggerated on the words that I said because the fact was that if we did NOT get this snake outside, there would soon be a naked dude in Alli's hands.

"But I want to keep her." Alli still didn't get the concept that the snake is a boy. She's so stupid sometimes.

Of course HANNAH had to come and try to make it better. "Listen, Alli... if we don't put the snake outside, SHE will die." Hannah always goes along with what Alli says, unless it's totally important.

"But why?" Alli whimpered.

"I just said why, she'll die. And we don't want that, DO WE?" Hannah asked, while I fidgeted around, knowing that the clock was ticking.

"..." Alli looked deep in thought. "No," She finally decided. "We don't want that." She handed Hannah the snake.

"Throw him out the mail-slot!" I shouted hurriedly. Hannah opened the mail-slot in our screen door and pushed him out, then squeezed his clothes through with him. She slammed the front door shut straight before we heard a POOF. Me and her sighed in relief, while Alli looked deeply confused, Pandora pissed off, Kyo pissed off, and everyone else... I don't even know their expressions. Halfway between bewildered and amused.

"YOU MADE HER EXPLODE!" Alli suddenly wailed. I couldn't help it: I burst into laughter. I think everyone else did too, but I was laughing too hard to be able to tell. I stopped laughing soon enough, and sure enough, everyone else was laughing too. Okay, good. They'd better laugh, because that was so damn funny.

When everyone finally stopped laughing, Ayame came back inside, looking bemused. "Did you see my snake out there?" Alli asked him. Ayame smiled KINDLY at Alli. (Wow. That's... OOC.)

"As a matter of fact, I did, and I let the beautiful thing out in the wild. It's a shame because," Started Ayame, and he continued babbling about how beautiful it was. Okay, no more OOC. He was still vain.

I think just about everyone but Alli tuned him out. Scratch that, I KNOW everyone else tuned him out. They all turned to each other and started talking again. I remembered that I'd sent people to get STUFF and went around collecting it. I put it in a pile in the corner of the room, which I call the Supply Corner. It's very handy.

Getting off-topic... Oh wait, I get off-topic in EVERY story. Is that what makes them FUNNY? Because I am SO not funny when it comes to stories, and I don't know why you think that! Is it because I supposedly have ADD, because I do not have--OHMIGOD, A MOMIJI BUNNY!

...That was cliche. And I'm off-topic once more. I decided to stop think-talking to myself and went back to the party. I tried to decide what to do next. "HMMMMMMMM!" I said out loud, causing everyone to stop talking and stare at me expectantly. I decided that taking Akito-Acting Classes had paid off as I shouted: "STOP STARING AT ME! I WAS JUST THINKING!" And, therefore, everyone turned away again. Although, brave Hiro stalked up to me.

"I'm not scared of you," He growled.

"Oh really? Well you should be," I said, getting him into a head-lock which forced him to transform. I had a brilliant idea just then. I walked up to Alli, who was still listening intently to Ayame. "Alli, stop listening to Mr. Snake and look at this cute stuffed animal!" I shoved the small sheep into Alli's hands.

"Awww, it's so fluffy and cute and brown!" Alli squealed, rubbing Hiro's head against her cheek. Hiro looked ANGRY, man. "Where'd you get it?" She asked, looking up at me with her HUGE brown eyes that people say are INNOCENT and ADORING. Bleugh.

"I got him at the thrift shop," I laughed. "He's defective." At this, Hiro opened his mouth to yell something, but Alli didn't notice and started petting him harshly again, causing him to be unable to say anything.

"No, she's a GIRL," Alli said, while Hiro's little sheep eyes started widening more and more by the second as Alli continued talking, "And I'm going to dress her up in little bows and put make-up on her and..." Alli kept running her mouth about dressing up the sheep, who was supposedly female now. Good thing Alli never looks DOWN THERE. Or cares.

"Ooh, ooh, can I help you dress the sheep up?" Stupid Ayame was chanting.

"Yeah! We can use my dresses!" Alli squealed happily. She led Ayame up to her room, clutching Hiro tightly. Well, he wouldn't be transforming back anytime soon if she was going to continue hugging him. Too bad for him, because he'd also be dressed up by Mr. Snake and his accomplice, Ms. Snake. Bwahaha. Alli and Ayame have SO MUCH in common, it's SCARY.

Now that we got the charging ram out of the way, we could have a little bit more fun. I realized then that it was hard to find people within the crowd. And I saw an unrecognizable person. "Who are you?" I asked the person, who was dressed VERY sloppily. (Picture ragged clothes with a dusty hat, and an unshaven face. Ew.)

"My name is Hobo Socks," Said the guy, bowing.

"...Hobo Socks? What kind of name is that?" I asked, revolted.

"It's MY name that I made up, because I'm a Hobo and I like Socks," Said Hobo, looking very pleased.

"Well YOU weren't invited to THIS party," I shouted, pushing Hobo towards the door.

"NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!" Sobbed Hobo, running and jumping out the window.

"USE THE DOOR NEXT TIME!" I shouted after him, feeling upset because there was glass all over and a broken window. "Hannah, do we have anything we can use to fix the window?" I turned to my sister, who happened to have watched the whole Hobo thing.

"Um... nope!" She said. "You're dead, haha!" She laughed at my future deadness.

"OH SHUDDAP!" I shouted at Hannah, narrowing my eyes. "We NEED to get this window fixed before--"

"Mel, we're home!" What the crap? How did my parents get home THAT fast?

"EVERYONE, OUT THE WINDOW!" I shouted. "I'LL MEET YOU AT THE MAIN ESTATE AFTER TO FINISH THE PARTY!" So everyone grabbed their stuff and ran away quickly.

The door slowly opened, suspensefully, and my parents came in to see a clean house. "Mel, where's Alli?" My Dad asked, always asking the worst question first.

Ohcrap. Ayame was still here. "Upstairs," I said slowly. I leaned in and whispered to Hannah, "Go warn Ayame to hide."

"Who's Ayame?" Hannah whispered back, having not gotten that far into the book.

"Just go tell the gay guy to hide in the closet," I spat. Hannah pushed past my parents, who were asking her what the rush was, and ran to Alli's room. I braced myself for the worst and listened from the safety of downstairs.

"Hi, Alli. Did Mel babysit you alright?" My Dad asked.

"Yeah," Alli squeaked happily. "We had this huge party with all these people!" Oh crap. She was tattle-taleing on us without the tattle-taleing.

"She means we had a tea party with a whole bunch of stuffed animals," Hannah said quickly. I sighed in relief.

"Ah, okay... when'd you get the sheep, Alli?" My Mom suddenly asked.

"Mel gave her to me!" Alli cried out, probably rubbing the sheep against her head again. (Though I wouldn't know, because I was downstairs.)

"...Mel, did you have a sheep?" Mom called down the stairs.

"Yeah! I had a stuffed sheep and decided that SHE was too stupid for me," I replied up the stairs. I could almost hear Hiro's anger, though I was sure he'd keep quiet.

"You did a great job of dressing her, Alli," Praised Dad. Not that I'd know, I was still downstairs. Although I wished I could see the look on Hiro's face, with his little Build-A-Bear dresses on him. (My little sister loves Build-A-Bears, so those are most likely what she dressed him in.)

"Well, me and Hannah are gonna go to Borders," I lied quickly. "Is that okay, Dad?" We had to leave before he noticed the window.

"Yeah, that's fine, go ahead," My Dad replied, still upstairs. Hannah raced down the steps and we zoomed out of the house as fast as possible, ignoring Alli's protesting "I want to go!"s. It'd take her too long to get ready to go, and during that time, our parents could've figured out the window.

We'd blame it on Eli later. Right now, I was focused on one thing: getting to the Main Estate and out of sight before my Dad could find out about his precious broken window.

A/N More to come! I keep cliff-hangering you peoples, but this party is a LONG one, as you can see. ^-^ Oh, and poor Ayame and Hiro are probably still stuck at the house. XDDD I think they deserved that though, although Hiro probably will be able to escape at some point, and same as Ayame. Even if it means jumping out of the second-story window. XDD


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