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Disclaimer: I own NOTHING 'cept Pandora, me, my siblings, my friends, etc.

A/N Blargshnarg, school started and it took me forever to update. Sorry, guizzzz...

Allison took a deep breath and started singing:

"It's out with the old, and in with the new, goodbye clouds of grey, hello skies of blue. A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa, endless days in my chaise, the whole world according to moi.... Excuse me! Thank you. Iced tea imported from England." I facepalmed. "Lifeguards imported from Spain. Towels imported from Turkey. And turkey imported from may-e-ay-e-aine."

"We're gonna relax and renew!" Hannah jumped in. Alli smiled up at her.

"You... go... DO. I want fabulous, that is my simple request, all things fabulous, bigger and better and best! I need something inspiring to help me get along! I need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?" Alli sang. She turned to Hannah. "Fetch me my Jimmy choo flip-flops. Where is my pink prada tote? I need my Tiffany hairband. Then I can go for a flo-o-o-o-oat."

"A summer like never before!" Hannah piped up.

"I... want... more," Alli sniffed.

I actually hopped in now. I'd hate myself later for it, but this was going too great for me to just stand there and listen. So me and Hannah were now the background singers. "She wants fabulous, that is her simple request! All things fabulous, bigger and better and best! She needs something inspiring to help her get along! She needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong? Fabulous pool, fabulous splash..."

"Read my lips."
"Fabulous parties, even fab-u-lous trash! Fabulous fashion, fabulous bling. She's got to have fabulous everything! Nothing to discuss... Everything's got to be perfect for--"
"ME!"

"She wants fabulous, that is her simple request! All things fabulous, bigger and better and best! She needs something inspiring to help her get along! She needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong?"

"This won't do. That's a bore. That's insulting. I need more. I need, I need," Alli started chanting softly, beckoning us forwards with her finger. Me and Hannah leaned in as she did so and she continued her soft chanting, which got softer, causing us to have to lean in closer. "I need, I need. I need, I need... I NEED FABULOUS!" She shouted. Me and Hannah quickly pulled back, our ears now hurting.

"Fabulous hair, fabulous style, fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile!"

"Oh, I like what I see, I like it alot."
"Is this absolutley fabulous?" Hannah sang.

"Fabulous?" I echoed.

"Fabulous?" She repeated.

"FABULOUS?" We said at the same time.

"Absolutley..." Pause. "NOT!"

Me, Hannah, and Alli all bowed as the Furuba characters and my friends all clapped. Although I know lots of them wished they hadn't heard that. Because I sucked at singing.

Good thing Hannah's AWESOME singing had totally drowned me out! And Alli's good singing had drowned me out too!

So yeah.

"KAREOKE STAND IS NOW OPEN," I called, stepping out of the way as a stampede charged at the kareoke machine.

"ALL MY SINGLE LADIES, ALL MY SINGLE LADIES!" I blinked and stared at Ritsu. Who was singing.

"YOU SUCK," I shouted. He cried and ran away, while the music continued playing with no lyrics. I sighed and quietly hummed to myself, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."

So now the Kareoke stand was open again. So Shigure started singing "I Make Them Good Girls Go Bad."

So I listened while I wondered what was going on with music nowadays. I mean, have you noticed that almost every song is about s-e-x?

Seriously.

It's so annoying.

It's like, why can't people just come up with a song that's about something nice? Like... puppies and kittens?

And waterfalls? DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS~

Oh no.

My Mom listens to that song too much.

I should stick my head in a bucket.

It's better than that song.

Ands if the song isn't about you-know-what, then it's about the singer (usually a girl, heh) angry about a breakup. Or hoping that they never break up.

Seriously, singers need to get over their personal life.

I can list a whole bunch of songs about people angry about their love life.

But I won't because we just got off the subject of Furuba.

"MASASHI AND SAKURA FOREVER!" I shouted at all the Furuba peeps. They stared at me in confusion and I noticed that the Kareoke stand was now open.

So I turned Kareoke off and put a stereo up.

"WE ALL WILL LEARN THE CUPID SHUFFLE!" I announced as I popped a magical CD in and the Cupid Shuffle came on.

The beginning was just Cupid half-whispering:

"Shuffle...Cupid Shuffle
Cupid Shuffle, Cupid Shuffle
Cupid Shuffle, Cupid Shuffle
Cupid Shuffle, Cupid Shuffle

Cupid Shuffle, Cupid Shuffle
Cupid Shuffle, Cupid Shuffle
Cupid Shuffle, Cupid Shuffle
Cupid Shuffle, Cupid Shuffle."

I think you understand what I'm talking about.

Then the actual song came, yay!

"Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance

Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance."

Me and Hannah stood side-by-side doing the proper dance moves to this particular part, which was shimmying down. It's odd, but strangely fun. Everyone else caught on and followed us. Me and Hannah had learned from our cousin Erin on how to do this particular dance.

"They say I'm a rapper, and I say no
They say what you doing tryna do some zydeco
I just let the music come from my soul
So all of my people can stay on the floor
They got a brand new dance, you gotta move your muscle
Brand new dance, it's called the Cupid Shuffle
It don't matter if you're young or you're old
We gone show you how it go."

At this part there wasn't really dancing. Then the dance part:

"To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right
To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left
Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick
Now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourself."

Everyone watched me and Hannah's directions. Well, not really directions, but the way we did this part. It was simple. Move to the right when told, and move to the left when told. (DUH!) Then when they say kick, kick with each foot in turn to the beat. Then when they say walk it by yourself, walk forwards, then backwards.

"Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance

Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance."

More shimmying. Everyone else knew what to do at this part. Then more of my favorite part, the actual dancing!

"To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right
To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left
Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick
Now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourself."

Everyone had caught on by now. We continued dancing until the song was over. We were all tired by then. I sat down next to my sister, in the grass, panting. "Holy crap, that song is long," I gasped.

"No. It's 4 minutes. Which is how long most songs are," Hannah breathed.

"...Nuh-uh... most songs are... 3 minutes..."

"No... songs can be... 4 minutes..."

"Long songs like... Hips Don't Lie... are 4 minutes..."

"True... that..."

"CHICKEN BOY, GET ME WATER!" I shouted, throat dry. Kureno got me water and I drank about half the bottle before handing it off to Hannah. She drank the rest easily. "That's better," I sighed.
"Much," Agreed Hannah.

And so, I put on more party songs, which, luckily, didn't have required dance moves. So everyone went with the flow for the rest of the party! The End!

Oh, you want to know what happened to Hiro and Ayame, don't you?

...Too bad, I can't communicate with you like Dora, so I have no idea if you really want to know!

I'll tell you anyways.

Ayame managed to get out the window. I don't think he realized it was a 2-story building, and that he'd landed on bushes which were way underneath Alli's second-floor room.

Poor Ayame. He came to the party covered in leaves and twigs.

And Hiro?

He eventually turned back when Alli had set him down to get some snacks.

Alli whined to me about how she couldn't find her sheep afterwards, and I saw Hiro walking around as a human, looking grumpy. I also saw the shreds of clothes that must've tore off of Hiro when he turned back.

I lied and told her that a wolf had took it. I saw with my very own eyes.

And thus, Alli was telling everyone at the party that there were wolves nearby. And afterwards, the party hadn't lasted much longer.

A/N FINALLY. The party is over. XP Next chapter we can get back to actual chatroomness.

And less of me and my siblings.

Sorry that I take the spotlight off of the Furuba characters a lot. I truely feel bad. I just always get on different subjects and ramble on and on until I realized that I got off of the main subject and go, "OH, CRAP, NOW WHAT DO I DO? SHOULD I JUST ERASE MY MASTERPIECE AND FIT THE FURUBA CHARACTERS IN, OR LEAVE IT?!?!?! DX"

I seriously hate it when I do that.

Here I go again, rambling on. SORRY! *bangs head against desk repeatedly*