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ChipsAhoyPup
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING 'cept Pandora, me, my siblings, my friends, etc.
A/N Umum... I love Death Note now... and I'm so guilty about what I said to L even if he isn't real. DX Because now he's my favorite character and stuffs... But I'll try to keep all the FB characters in here.
ChipsAhoy has just signed on.
RedLightsDistrict has just signed on.
L has just signed on.
ChipsAhoy: Alison, that doesn't bother me anymore.
RedLightsDistrict: What doesn't?
ChipsAhoy: THE RED LIGHTS DISTRICT. Because I have decided... that... getting attatched to anime characters... is bad... *curls up in emo corner*
RedLightsDistrict has just changed their username to MelisKira.
ChipsAhoy: NOOOOO! *sobs*
MelisKira: FINE. *sigh*
MelisKira has just changed their username to SamuraiOfDeath.
ChipsAhoy: Thank you. I'm not Kira. Because LIGHT is.
Kira has just signed on.
Kira: I AM NOT!
ChipsAhoy: ...Light, did you even realize what your username was?
Kira: ...SHIT!
Kira has just signed off.
L: OH MY GOD, LIGHT IS KIRA!
L has just signed off.
ChipsAhoy: Hopefully those two aren't still handcuffed... and guess why I was depressed?
SamuraiofDeath: Why?
ChipsAhoy: BECAUSE I HATE LIGHT BECAUSE HE KILLED L!!!!1
SamuraiofDeath: Get over it.
ChipsAhoy: NOOOOO!
SamuraiofDeath: You're the one who said you shouldn't get attatched to anime characters.
ChipsAhoy: I... was trying... to give you... a HINT.
L has just signed on.
ChipsAhoy: *clings* NO. DON'T DIE. DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!
LovableMutt has just signed on.
L: I thought you hated me.
ChipsAhoy: That's because I DIDN'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU WERE! And I thought Kira was the name of an actual person, and that it was a girl... but I'm stupid like that.
SamuraiofDeath: Yeah, you are.
ChipsAhoy: *deathglare*
LovableMutt: .___.
ChipsAhoy: Hai, Shigure~
LovableMutt: Hi.
AngstyKitty has just signed on.
DepressedRat has just signed on.
ChipsAhoy: I'm surprised... you two aren't BUSY? ;D
AngstyKitty: No, I'm tired right now. =_=
DepressedRat: I have a hangover.
ChipsAhoy: I wonder why... XD
DepressedRat: Kyo, where did you put my vodka?!?!
AngstyKitty: I didn't do anything to your vodka.
DepressedRat: ...You STOLE it, didn't you?
AngstyKitty: WHAT?! NO!
DepressedRat: GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!
AngstyKitty: I TOLD YOU, I DIDN'T STEAL IT!
DepressedRat: Fine, I'm stealing your tequila since you won't tell me where you put my vodka!
AngstyKitty: NOOOOOO! I DIDN'T STEAL IT!
ChipsAhoy: LOVERS SPAT!
DepressedRat: Hell to tha yeah.
AngstyKitty: DID YOU JUST DRINK ALL 6 OF MY TEQUILA?!
DepressedRat: HELL YEA AH DID!
Kira has just signed on.
Kira: YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE OF THE FACT THAT I'M KIRA!
AngstyKitty: ...Your username is Kira...
Kira: Um... YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE OF THE FACT THAT I'M LIGHT! WHO, BY THE WAY, IS EXTREMLEY SMART AND ATTRACTIVE!
DepressedRat: D00d, get ovah urself.
Kira: T_T
L: ^_^
ChipsAhoy: O_O
SamuraiofDeath: -_-
LovableMutt: ._.
AngstyKitty: .v.
DepressedRat: T_T
ChipsAhoy: MONKEY BREAD!
L: What?
ChipsAhoy: It's a type of pastry, which is traditionally served as a breakfast treat. It's kind of like a cinnamon bun, except it has pecans, and it's bread. =D
SamuraiofDeath: Pfff, dork.
AngstyKitty: Idiot.
Kira: o-o
DepressedRat: o-o
Kira: ...
DepressedRat: ...
Kira: Rat person, stop copying me.
DepressedRat: Kira person, stop copying me.
Kira: .v.
DepressedRat: .v.
Kira: RAT!
DepressedRat: KIRA!
Kira: RAT!
DepressedRat: KIRA!
Kira: RAT!
ChipsAhoy: CHIP!
Kira: Shut up.
DepressedRat: No, you.
Kira: No, you.
DepressedRat: I won't lose against joo!
Kira: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT.
DepressedRat: Joo know whaaaaat?
Kira: What?
DepressedRat: THIS...
DepressedRat: IZ...
ChipsAhoy: SPARTA!!!!!
DepressedRat: WARRRRR!
ChipsAhoy: That too!
Kira: Hey... Rat, what's your name, by the way?
DepressedRat: MAH NAME IS YUKI SOHMA!
Kira: ...Got it... Okay. Start the countdown.
ChipsAhoy: 40, 39, 38, 37, 36, 35...
DepressedRat: LAWL, YOU STARTED FROM FORTY!!!! EVERY1 KNOWS DAT ROCKETSHIIIP COUNTDOWNS START FROM FIIIIIVE-A!
L: 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20...
AngstyKitty: You skipped numbers... YUKI, STOP HUMPING ME!
ChipsAhoy: Shut up, Kyo, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10...
DepressedRat: BUT ITZ FUNNN, KYOOOOO~
SamuraiofDeath: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...
L: 4...
ChipsAhoy: 3...
SamuraiofDeath: 2...
Kira: 1.
DepressedRat: dfcgvhbhn b gfhnjiojioyjiehhjefi
AngstyKitty: YUKI?! ...I'M SORRY! YOU CAN HUMP ME AGAIN! GET UP, BUDDY!
Kira: HA! I WON!
ChipsAhoy: ...I hate you...
Kira: ...Wow, you must've loved Yuki.
ChipsAhoy: What?! No, not because of that! I just plain hate you.
Kira: ...Riiiight.
AngstyKitty: Says you.
ChipsAhoy: SERIOUSLY!
Kira: And, Chips, did you call Angsty Kyo?
ChipsAhoy: Yeah, he's Yuki's cousin.
Kira: So, the same last name?
SamuraiofDeath: Yeah.
L: ...You're gonna kill him, aren't you?
Kira: Yup. COUNT DOWN!
ChipsAhoy: *sigh* 40, 39, 38, 37, 36, 35...
L: 34, 33, 32, 31, 30...
SamuraiofDeath: 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20...
ChipsAhoy: 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10...
L: 9...
SamuraiofDeath: 8...
ChipsAhoy: 7...
L: 6... 5...
ChipsAhoy: 4... 3...
SamuraiofDeath: 2...
Kira: 1!!!!
AngstyKitty: aohgaohiogjhio aio arkjihkjihjlihaeoaehjo
Kira: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA~
ChipsAhoy: What the H?
ILoveApples has just signed on.
ILoveApples: Light, where did you put the apples?
Kira: Where they always are. In the fridge.
ILoveApples: Thanks.
ILoveApples has just signed off.
L: ...So you ARE Light.
Kira: Um... no?
LovableMutt: Guys, Yuki and Kyo are dead.
ChipsAhoy: Cool.
SamuraiofDeath: Awesome.
L: I don't care.
Kira: I killed them.
LovableMutt: T^T
Shrimpy has just signed on.
Shrimpy: I'M NOT SHORT! GODDAMMIT, AL, STOP MESSING WITH MY USERNAME!
L: ...
ChipsAhoy: ...
SamuraiofDeath: ...
Kira: Who the hell are you?
Shrimpy: My name's Edward Elric.
ChipsAhoy: I'M NOT COUNTING THIS TIME!
L: Nor am I, LIGHT.
Kira: Shut up. I'm not Light.
L: Well, let's look at the evidence, shall we?
Kira: Oh, here we go...
L: First of all, when you first came on, Chips said Light was Kira, and approximatly 2.3 seconds later, you came online and typed "I AM NOT!" You even went so far as to log off when I accused Light of being Kira.
ChipsAhoy: Also, looking at the previous statements, when you first came on, you stated that you were not Kira. Upon which Kyo remarked that your username WAS Kira, you finally used common sense. But then you said that LIGHT wasn't Kira, which kind of throws yourself off.
SamuraiofDeath: And then when Ryuk came on, he asked where the apples were, and called you Light. And you responded to this as well.
L: So, based on the evidence, you ARE Light. And Light is Kira.
Shrimpy: ioragihnibajiohsjiohasphopgpjjikmsi
ChipsAhoy: Well that was a long 40 seconds.
IrRobotMan has just signed on.
IrRobotMan: Ed...? Ed, I'm sorry about what I did to your username...
Kira: And you are Al, correct?
IrRobotMan: ...Yeah... Do you know where Ed is?
Kira: Don't worry, you'll probably see him in about, oh, forty seconds.
ChipsAhoy: Wait a minute, Light! Now you're just killing INNOCENT people!
Kira: Nuh-uh... he's a robot... obviously he's EVIL.
L: ...That makes absolutley no sense.
ChipsAhoy: Agreed.
SamuraiofDeath: I also agree.
IrRobotMan: aejugjgoieiogyhrpriordsgfjhidiaiojfiodjaigdpio
LovableMutt: Surprising that a robot's head doesn't break a keyboard.
ChipsAhoy: Yeah... Weird... Anyways, how is it possible to kill a robot?
Kira: No idea, but it worked.
ChipsAhoy: Oh, I know, let's blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol!
L: ...What?
ChipsAhoy: It's a song. ^_^
SamuraiofDeath: Of course you know that.
ChipsAhoy: Yeah, because I'm listening to the radio right now. It's a party in the USA~ Ugh, I hate Miley Cyrus.
SamuraiofDeath: Then why are you singing it?
ChipsAhoy: Because it's on right now... so I'm listening to it, because I'm too lazy to listen to anything else. 3=
L: That emoticon face looks like a sad, sideways bunny.
ChipsAhoy: That's what it's supposed to look like. =3
L: Now the sideways bunny is quite happy.
ChipsAhoy: Quite!
KiraIsLikeMyBestFriendEverAndWillBeMyHusband has just signed on.
ChipsAhoy: Long username much?
KiraIsLikeMyBestFriendEverAndWillBeMyHusband: =P
Kira: Misa... please make your username shorter.
KiraIsLikeMyBestFriendEverAndWillBeMyHusband has just changed their name to SecondKira.
L: If that's Misa, then...
ChipsAhoy: Misa is the second Kira! 8D
SamuraiofDeath: I think a three-year-old could've figured that out by now.
SamuraiofDeath has just signed off.
SecondKira: -_-,
Kira: MISA, YOU BROKE OUR COVER!
Kira has just signed off.
SecondKira: NOOOO! I UPSET LIGHT! D,X
SecondKira has just signed off.
ChipsAhoy: ...Cuz I just set them up, just set them up, just set them up, just set them up to knock them down~ XP
L: That should be Light's themesong.
ChipsAhoy: Possibly... o-o
LovableMutt: Hey, I know that song! Starstrukk by 3oh!3
ChipsAhoy: Yeah. It's on my iPod, too. How... do I say I'm sorry cuz the word is never gonna come out... now~
Kira has just signed on.
Kira: HISSSS!
Kira has just signed off.
ChipsAhoy: What's his problem?
L: I dunno.
ChipsAhoy: ...Hey, shouldn't you be arresting him? Or giving him the death penalty?
L: Oh! Oh yeah!
L has just signed off.
ChipsAhoy: Nyaa, so bored... DX
LovableMutt: Kyo and Yuki are still dead.
ChipsAhoy: Yeah, I know...
Kira has just signed on.
ChipsAhoy: Before you log off, Light, can you write these name down?: Tohru Honda.
Kira: Sure, I really don't care.
ChipsAhoy: Thanks.
Kira has just signed off.
LovableMutt: What was that about?
ChipsAhoy: Nothing.
L has just signed on.
L: Where did he go?
ChipsAhoy: I don't know... He was just on here two seconds ago, like, literally.
L has just signed off.
LovableMutt: ...TOHRU JUST DIED!
ChipsAhoy: ...Reeeeaaallly? I have noooo ideeeeaaa how that happeeeened. o-o
LovableMutt: What's with the sarcastically dragged out words?
ChipsAhoy: ...I don't know...
LovableMutt: o_o
ChipsAhoy: Eww... This song is disgusting! .___.
LovableMutt: What is it?
ChipsAhoy: ...LOL, THEY TALKED ABOUT A COCOA PUFF! XDD
WolfLuver has just signed on.
WolfLuver: That is offensive! I know what you meant by that!
ChipsAhoy: Yeesss, I most certainly was talking about your hair, which created Katie's nickname.
Twilight*Drool* has just signed on.
Twilight*Drool*: YES! 8DDD What's the song called, Mel?
ChipsAhoy: ...o____o
Twilight*Drool*: C'mon, tell me, or I'll sing 3 to you.
ChipsAhoy: OKAY, OKAY, IT'S MY HUMPS BY THE BLACK-EYED PEAS! *hides*
Twilight*Drool*: BWAHAHA! RENNY'S NEW THEMESONG!
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WolfLuver: ...What?!?!? NO!
WolfLuver has just signed off.
ChipsAhoy: Goddammit, you guys leave me bored.
SarcasticFeline has just signed on.
BlackorWhite has just signed on.
BlackorWhite: YO, MY HOME DOGGEHZ.
LovableMutt: OMG, I'M A HOME DOGGEH NOW! 8D
SarcasticFeline: ...Are you guys drunk?
BlackorWhite: CHYEAH, I STOLE YUKI'S VODKA.
LovableMutt: HE GAVE ME SUMZZZZ!
ChipsAhoy: How much vodka was there?
Vegata has just signed on.
Vegata: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!
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ChipsAhoy: Orlly? XD
BlackorWhite: YUS, MOST LIKELEH!
ChipsAhoy: ...Nice. You guys are gonna have such a hangover.
LovableMutt: BUT ITZ WORTH IIIIT! 8D
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BlackorWhite: WHOOOO! AH WANNA PLAY STRIP POKERRRR!
BlackorWhite has just signed off.
ChipsAhoy: I have no idea what Strip Poker is, but apparently it has something to do with stripping...
SarcasticFeline: No, duh.
ChipsAhoy: Shut up.
SarcasticFeline: -_-
ChipsAhoy: WHOOO, I SUPPORT L AND LIGHT'S GAY LUV!!!
L has just signed on.
Kira has just signed on.
L: What was that?
ChipsAhoy: I said...
SarcasticFeline has just quoted ChipsAhoy: WHOOO, I SUPPORT L AND LIGHT'S GAY LUV!!!
ChipsAhoy: I hate you, Pan-pan.
SarcasticFeline: YOU'RE WELCOME. ^_^
Kira: GODDAMMIT, PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT GAY!
L: OHREALLY? WELL GAWD, LIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAB ME IN THE HEART FOR PETE'S SAKE?!
Kira: ...o_O
L has just signed off.
Kira: Now look what you did. I have to comfort him now!
ChipsAhoy: Do you mean like... comfort-comfort?
Kira: ...What?
SarcasticFeline: Don't listen to her, she's a perv.
Kira: I just realized, me and Ryuzaki are still hand-cuffed together. He's giving me the silent treatment...
ChipsAhoy: DON'T CALL HIM RYUZAKI.
Kira: ...o-O
ChipsAhoy: NOW GO COMFORT HIM!
Kira has just signed off.
ChipsAhoy: He totally meant comfort-comfort.
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A/N I apologize (as I usually do at the end note) for so much of the DN stuff.
AND FOR ALL THE YUKI, KYO, AND GOD FORBID, TOHRU FANS, DON'T WORRY, THEY WILL SOME HOW COME BACK TO LIFE! I'll make arrangements. (Actually, why don't we just leave Tohru dead since no one really cares about her anyways?)
I support gay forbidden love. Cat and Mouse love, if you will. (KyoxYuki and LxLight.)
Anyways, that's all for now. I hope I didn't bore you to death (no pun intended), and once again, I apologize for anybody who reviews who doesn't appreciate the DN things.
When you review, please tell me what you think about DN. (Do you think I should shorten the DN parts, or keep them the way they are?) Thank you.