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A/N I feel so loved today. :3 I thank all of my reviewers.

ChipsAhoy has just signed on.

ChipsAhoy: Jump in, let's save the world~

Kira has just signed on.

L has just signed on.

ChipsAhoy: Kick off your shoes, put on your sunglasses~

L: o-o

Kira: o-o

ChipsAhoy: Turbo boost, we'll see who's the fastest~

Kira: What are you singing?

ChipsAhoy: Hn? Oh, it's Michael (Jump In) by No More Kings. ^^

L: …Never heard of it.

ChipsAhoy: It's a great song. It's about saving the world. :D

Kira: I AM SAVING THE WORLD! I'M GOD!

ChipsAhoy: I don't believe in your opinions.

AngstyKitty has just signed on.

DepressedRat has just signed on.

Kira: But criminals are MEANT to be killed!

AngstyKitty: .___. Um… by criminals… would a person who steals something be considered…?

Kira: YES.

AngstyKitty has just signed off.

DepressedRat: GODDAMMIT, KYO, WHAT DID YOU STEAL THIS TIME?!

DepressedRat has just signed off.

ChipsAhoy: …

L: …

ChipsAhoy: I'm hungry.

Kira: Then get food?

ChipsAhoy: I'm going to the movie theater soon. ^^ I'll get food there.

L: What movie are you seeing?

ChipsAhoy: The Princess and the Frog. Disney finally made another animation movie! :D

L: So, I assume you're a fan of Disney's animations?

ChipsAhoy: You would be correct.

Kira: Are you going to work for them when you grow up?

ChipsAhoy: I didn't know that you were interested in people's futures, Light.

Kira: Just answer the question.

ChipsAhoy: Well, to be honest, I have a list in my head. Number 1 on the list is to animate. Number 2 is to be a detective. And Number 3 is to be a writer.

L: Oh, so you'd like to be a detective?

ChipsAhoy: Indeed.

L: What are your deductive skills like?

ChipsAhoy: I'm not sure. Test me?

Kira: A CHICKEN CROSSES THE ROAD, WHAT DO YOU DO?

ChipsAhoy: …Um, how is that a test for deductive skills?

Kira: It's not, just answer the question.

ChipsAhoy: I'd probably observe it. Why?

Kira: Because I ran over a chicken with my amazing car today.

ChipsAhoy: Are you even old enough to drive?

Kira: OF COURSE. I'm in COLLEGE.

L: Did you crash the car?

Kira: Yeah. The chicken made me do it. -_-

ChipsAhoy: How are you going to pay for the repairs?

Kira: I'm not.

ChipsAhoy: Then how are you going to drive?

Kira: Oh, it wasn't my car. It was L's limo.

L: WHAT?!

Kira: Yeah, well, it's Watari's fault for not watching it well enough.

L: You crashed my limo?!

Kira: Correction: I crashed Watari's limo.

L: It's my limo, not Watari's!

Kira: And who drives it?

L: Apparently, Watari and you.

Kira: I think God is driving it too. Right as we speak.

ChipsAhoy: I thought you were God.

Kira: Of the NEW WORLD.

TheGod has just signed on.

TheGod: I'm the real God.

ChipsAhoy: No, you're just Akito.

Kira: …

L: I hate you, Light.

Kira: You're welcome. :D

L: Once I have the evidence that you're Kira…

ChipsAhoy: You don't have the evidence?

L: Light's dad doesn't believe me when I told him that Light already said he was Kira on a chatroom. -_-

ChipsAhoy: Why didn't you take a screenshot?

L: It's too late now.

Kira: That's right, because I am not Light.

TheGod: And I'm not God.

ChipsAhoy: Thanks for admitting it.

TheGod: I was being sarcastic.

ChipsAhoy: Sarcasm doesn't work well on the internet.

L: I still hate you, Light.

Kira: I already told you, I'm not Light.

ChipsAhoy: GUYS, MY LIPS ARE CHAPPED. D:

OptimisticRiceball has just signed on.

TheGod: Oh, God, no! …I just swore to myself, I think.

Kira: I believe you swore to me. u_u

OptimisticRiceball: Chips, did you say your lips are chapped?

ChipsAhoy: They're ALWAYS chapped. DX

OptimisticRiceball: Did you try to heal them.

ChipsAhoy: Yes, I used lots of different materials. All failed.

OptimisticRiceball: What did you use?

ChipsAhoy: Well, obviously chapstick, but that stuff never works. I also used a multitude of hand creams, butter, and salt.

OptimisticRiceball: …Salt?

ChipsAhoy: The internet lies. Salt doesn't help your lips! It just makes them sting a bit…

OptimisticRiceball: Why not just use Vaseline?

ChipsAhoy: Ugh, because Vaseline is no where to be found in this house of mine.

OptimisticRiceball: I've heard that honey works.

ChipsAhoy: I thought honey was for sore throats.

OptimisticRiceball: It also can be used for lips.

ChipsAhoy: BUT HONEY IS SO GROSS. I thought it was going to be sweet, and then I swallowed some all excited, but… it tasted like BILE.

L: I know what you mean.

ChipsAhoy: I love sweets, and so when I had a sore throat and my uncle suggested honey, I got all excited because I thought it was going to taste like syrup with extra-extra sugar. And then I tasted it and I was like, "x_x This isn't SWEET."

Kira: Heh… I fed L honey one time…

L: I don't want to talk about it.

Kira: He thought it was going to be sweet, and I put it in a cup for him. I've used honey before, I know what it tastes like. He took a sip and I took a picture of his face. It was priceless!

L: Stop!

TheGod: I want to see a picture of his face.

Kira: I should sell it on the internet. With the words "Wanted!" on it.

ChipsAhoy: No, you shouldn't.

OptimisticRiceball: This is too stressful! All I did was try to help!

ChipsAhoy: CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ALREADY?

OptimisticRiceball: DX

OptimisticRiceball has just signed out.

TheGod: God, she's annoying. …I swore to myself again.

Kira: FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU SWORE TO ME.

TheGod: NO, I AM GOD.

Kira: NO, I AM.

TheGod: NO, I AM.

Kira: NO, I AM.

TheGod: NO, I AM.

Kira: NO, I AM.

ChipsAhoy: NONE OF YOU ARE GOD, SO SHUT UP.

Kira: …

TheGod: …

Kira: …I'm God.

ChipsAhoy: -_- Light, just leave.

Kira: NO. I WILL NOT LEAVE.

L: Then let me arrest you.

Kira: NO. I WILL NOT BE ARRESTED. I AM JUSTICE!

ChipsAhoy: That's L's line. D:

L: Yeah, I'm justice, and you're a serial killer.

Kira: NO. I AM CLEARLY JUSTICE. AND GOD. IT'S LIKE A BUY-ONE-GET-ONE-FREE DEAL AT WALMART!

ChipsAhoy: …So, you're a prostitute?

Kira: WHAT?! NO.

ChipsAhoy: Okay, okay. It was just a joke.

Kira: YOU ALL SUCK.

ChipsAhoy: Wait, wait, wait! Before you go…

Kira: What?

ChipsAhoy: (gives Light a potato chip and waits eagerly)

Kira: (stares at potato chip) Must… resist… dramatic… mood…

ChipsAhoy: DON'T RESIST.

Kira: I'll take this potato chip… and eat it! (eats it dramatically with sparkles everywhere)

ChipsAhoy: That potato chip was Edward Cullen. Therefore, it deserved to die.

SparklyVampire has just signed on.

SparklyVampire: I take offense to that!

ChipsAhoy: Good. Now go and sparkle for Bella.

SparklyVampire: Mmkay! ^^

SparklyVampire has just signed off.

ChipsAhoy: Ugh, Twilight… it's such a piece of shit.

L: Agreed.

Kira: Doubly agreed.

TheGod: Triply agreed.

ChipsAhoy: When Edward was going into the sun, I expected epicness! Like, maybe turning into a bat or something! But… no, it's just gay sparkles.

Kira: …Pfft. I could sparkle more than Edward ever could.

ChipsAhoy: You wish.

Kira: The GOD OF THE NEW WORLD will be able to sparkle! I'll show you all my sparkles of doom!

ChipsAhoy: Good luck with that.

Kira: Mwaha… MWAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! (wheeze)

Kira has just signed off.

ChipsAhoy: Good riddance.

L: …Now I'm hungry.

ChipsAhoy: I'm about to eat Papa Johns. So, let's just disperse and meet again tomorrow or something.

L: Alright. Bye.

ChipsAhoy: See ya.

L has just signed off.

ChipsAhoy has just signed off.

TheGod: …No one ever says goodbye to me.

TheGod has just signed off.

A/N I'm now taking requests. Anything goes. (Except for, 'Can I be in your story?' I'm sorry, but that just doesn't work out for me. D:)